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Valentines day, the day of the year where one spreads the love and joy, others find it a romantic time to spend with one they truly care about, to some they cry in sorrow and make an excuse to eat chocolate in loneliness, and in most special cases...

"CHARGE!"

"DON"T LET THEM BREACH THE CASTLE YOU FOOLS!"

"DAAAAAAAHH!"

The Straw Hat Pirates along with teams RWBY and JNR storm the defenses of Rabbids to rescue the champion of Mistral. How did this happen? Let me take you where it all started.


8 hours ago...


In the dorm room of the Straw hats just about everybody has gotten up and were just doing their own thing except for Zoro who was sleeping in. Luffy, Usopp, and Chopper were generally playing video games with their scrolls while Nami and Robin were reading magazines and the news as Sanji poured them a cup of tea whenever they requested it.

"I totally wrecking you Usopp!" Luffy said with a grin, using one of the many slang terms Ruby or Yang used whenever they played.

"No fair! You've been playing this way before we came here!" the long nosed sniper responded as he knew the simple basics but was slowly catching on.

"How do I use the jump button again?" Chopper asked with clearly no idea on what he's doing.

"Hey guys can you quiet it down I'm trying to read the paper." Nami said without taking her eyes off of it.

"Sanji more tea please." Robin asked holding out her cup as Sanji poured.

Suddenly there was a knock on their door. Sanji went to answer but as soon as his hand turn the knob he was slammed into the wall. Bursting in was Ruby, Yang, and Nora who shouted to announce simultaneously.

"HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!"

"You have that holiday in this world?" asked Nami who was now looking up from the paper.

"Yep!" replied Ruby.

"We came here to tell you that we're-HAVING A PARTY!" said Yang while Nora finished her sentence.

"A PARTY?!" shouted Luffy as he turned his around from the holo-screen. Despite this he was still beating Usopp. "WHERE!"

"In the ballroom silly!" said Nora as she began to list things off. "Theres going to be food, all kinds of sweets, party lights , a dance floor, and a match maker booth."

The door breaks down to reveal a battered up Sanji with hearts in his eyes. "Did you say Match Maker Booth!" He then fantasizes all the pretty girls he would meet.

"Sounds like something you would do Ero-Cook." Sanji bursted into anger when Zoro made the comment.

"What was that Marimo!"

The two began to fight before Nami smacked their heads, giving them smoking lumps.

"Geez." Nami said in annoyance.


In JNPR's room Jaune seems to be working on something and didn't notice Pyrrha walking up to him.

"Hey Jaune." she said.

"Oh hey Pyrrha I've been working on this valentines day card and I was wondering if you can have a look at it."

Pyrrha immediately had a small blush while thinking. 'A Valentines Day Card?! Could it be for Me!'

"Sure Jaune!" the redhead said and proceeds to read it.

Roses are Red

Violets are Blue

Despite your cold Glare

Can you be my Valentine if I Dare!

The champion of Misrtal was immediately disappointed as she looked at the card not meant for her. Sure she would receive a ton of Valentines gift from people every year but that was not what she wanted. It simply doesn't feel the same as Jaune giving her the attention and not actually treat her like a champion who gains a ton of praise.

"So what do you think?" asked Jaune with confidence, not realizing what his partner is feeling. "I'm sure that'll win Weiss over for sure!"

"It's um..." Pyrrha tried to answer as she looked at his face that seem to be too precious for her. "Uh... I think it's um... not enough."

"Oh, well okay then." Jaune said looking down for a bit. "I suppose the writing could use a little rework." He then noticed his partner leaving.

"Hey Pyrrha where you going?"

"Oh I'm just going out for a walk Jaune." she responded dejectedly.


Pyrrha sighed as she walked the halls, she looked jealously at the couples present and sometimes imagine it was her and Jaune. What's a girl to do. She then heard a crunch beneath her shoe and when she looked down there appeared to be a trail of cereal.

"Oh dear I suppose I'll just have to clean this up." She said as she went to the nearby janitor closet to get the proper cleaning supplies.

As soon as she entered, a metal wall closed behind her and the room started to shake.

"What's Going On?!" she asked, speaking to no one particular until she heard a familiar laugh.

"BWAH-HA-HA!"

"No It Can't Be!"

"Yes it can Mistral Champion!" said Eye-patch through the speaker. "You've fallen for my trap! I knew your goodie two shoes nature would cause you to want to clean up a mess!"

She tried using her semblance on the walls but to no avail.

"Don't think I haven't learned from last time we met!"

...
Halloween Special...

Pyrrha lifted Eye-patche's robot jack-o-lantern with her polarity semblance and proceeds to tear it a new one.
...

"What Do You Want?!"

"Simple my dear! We're going to ransom you for that Goofball of a Rabbit's cereal!"

"But couldn't you just buy some from the store?! It's not that hard to-"

"DON'T QUESTION MY METHODS! And it's not just any kind of cereal!"

Pyrrha could not believe the shear amount of ridiculousness that was going on. "Where are you taking me?!"

"To my castle of course."

While their conversation was going on, she'd been secretly text messaging Jaune on her scroll from the get go.


In the Ballroom Ruby, Yang, Weiss, Nora and Ren had been setting up the room with decorations along with the help of the Straw hats. Except for Blake and Zoro who'd been doing nothing but sitting in a corner with Robin who'd been using her Devil Fruit powers to help decorate without moving away from her book.

As Yang and Weiss were arguing about doilies and smoke machines. Jaune burst through the doors, breathing heavily with sweat running down his body.

"Hey Jaune, what got you in such a hurry?" asked Ruby as she held a basket of roses for Robin's pair of arms to hang up.

"It's Pyrrha!" He breathed out. "She's been Kidnapped!"

Everyone stopped what they were doing and looked at the Arc in shock.

"Are you sure?!" asked Weiss.

"Positive one hundred percent!" Jaune then send the messages he'd been receiving to everyone's scrolls.

"We've Got To Do Something!" said Sanji with a burning passion. "I'll turn those bastard bunnies into five course meals when I get my hands on them!"

"Calm down Sanji." Ren said to his fellow cook.

"Mm... Meat..." said Luffy, thinking what a Rabbid would taste like.

"Ew..." Ruby along with some of the saner people in their group said in disgust.

"But how would we even locate her?" Nami asked.

"Leave That To Me!"

Everyone looked around for the source of the voice and looked up to find the Writer and a black chibi bunny the size of a small child stood on the railings, doing heroic poses with James the stuffed diplodocus resting on the Writers shoulder.

"It's the Writer!" Usopp exclaimed. "And um..."

"It's Pumpkin Pete!" Jaune gasped.

"Um who is that?" Nami whispered to Nora.

"It's the guy that wrote this chapter and self inserted himself into it." Nora answered. "And a cereal mascot."

"Fear not huntsmen and pirates!" Pete said in an extremely manly and heroic voice, his expression never seem to change. "We have a way to save your friend!"

"But how?" Chopper asked.

"Simple really," the Writer began. "I've made a portal that can allow you to access the realm where Pyrrha is held."

"And with my guidance we'll save your friend Pyrrha!" Pumpkin Pete declared.


And so we now meet up with the present.

"CHARGE!" Pumpkin Pete exclaimed, riding on Luffy's shoulders.

"DON"T LET THEM BREACH THE CASTLE YOU FOOLS!" Eye-patch commanded from a giant heart shaped robot. The Rabids responded with their war cry.

"DAAAAAAAHH!"

The rescue team stormed their defenses causing the Rabbids who'd been using their bodies to literally block the gate, to fly every where because of an explosion caused by our heroes. All the Rabbids in the court yard were equipped with their signature toilet plungers and blasters from the Mario+Rabbids game. They all immediately fired upon our heroes but were underestimating their capability.

Ruby used her semblance to spin, creating a giant vacuum to send several Rabbids flying. Those Rabbids are now being picked off by Usopp using his slingshot while he rode Chopper's reindeer point, he specifically aimed for the mouths since he was firing tabasco pellets causing them to burn up in their mouths.

Weiss dealt with the Rabbids surrounding her by encasing them with ice. Only their heads stuck out as hands sprouted suddenly on the ice and proceeded to slap them. Robin giggled in amusement.

Zoro and Sanji were taking out the mechs and turrets that shot plungers. Though they seemed to have somehow gotten in an disagreement and proceed to fight fight each other. Any unfortunate enough to get in their way were dead meat.

Blake and Yang were handling the bigger Rabbids. The blonde brawler effortlessly send them all flying as her partner kept on leading them to her fists.

Nami had been smacking Rabbids left and right with her clima-tact staff. As she was about to be overwhelmed, she had a smug expression and pointed upwards, showing the Rabbids the giant black cloud she'd made. She swung her staff down as thunder struck all the Rabbids around her.

Ren and Nora covered Luffy and Jaune who were heading to the castle entrance from Rabbids on small flying machines. Pumpkin Pete who'd been riding the pirate captain's shoulders grabbed one of the blasters that had been flown from a disarmed Rabbid. As Luffy and Jaune entered inside the castle they were confronted by Eye-patch who'd towered over them with his robot.

"Foolish humans do you really think it be that easy to barge in here!" Eye-patch exclaimed with a crazed grin.

"Where are you keeping Pyrrha?!" Jaune demanded.

"Fool! As if I'd simply tell you! BWAH-HA-HA!" laughed Eye-patch.

"What Have You Done To Her?!" Pumpkin Pete demanded.

"Not Until you give me your Marshmallow Flakes!"

"Bastard!" said Luffy. "I'm definitely going to kick your-"

"Language young man." Pete interrupted before the pirate captain can finish his speech.

"I'll go on ahead, you guys distract him!" said Jaune as he ran past the giant robot. Eye-patch attempted to stop him but Luffy and Pete wouldn't allow it as the pirate captain stretched his arm to punch the robot while Pete rode on his hand. Before the fist collided with the chest Pete jumped off and stuck himself on to the glass dome where Eye-patch is.

Pumpkin Pete then quoted. "Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru!"

"What?" said Eye-patch not getting the reference.


Pyrrha sighed as she was sitting in a cell specifically designed to be magnet proof. She was in here for hours doing nothing. She could only stare at the guards that were sitting across from her, playing poker. If only she had her weapons. When Eye-patch found out she had her scroll, he immediately took it away before she could've called her weapons to come to her.

Just then there was a knock on the door, and one of the guards decide to open it. As he twisted the knob, Jaune bursts into the room, sending the Rabbid flying into the table. The Rabbids got angry that their game was interrupted as they got out the plungers and attack the Arc.

"Jaune?!" Pyrrha said, surprised and delighted to see him.

"Pyrrha!" Jaune called out. He quickly dodge one of them and raised his shield for a plunger to stick onto. He kicked one that was in front of him, but was suddenly overwhelmed. The Rabbids dog piled him making it difficult for him to move.

"Hey get off of me!" he pleaded as he'd been disarmed. Pyrrha used this opportunity to use her semblance and grab Jaune's weapon with magnetism. She used his sword to make deep scars on the bars before using his shield to bash her way out. She then one by one knock out the Rabbids out and helped Jaune up.

"My Hero." She said with a smile.

"Thanks Pyrrha." Jaune replied, he then felt something in his pocket. As he pulled it out, it was the valentines card he made for Weiss but it was ruined.

"Aw man..." he said sadly. Seeing him sad like this Pyrrha comforted Jaune.

"Oh Jaune..."

"Oh it's alright Pyrrha." he then pulls out another card. "This one's for you."

Pyrrha gasped in shock. "For Me! Why thank you Jaune." She opens the card to read it.

Thanks for being there when I need it

Thanks for making me a better leader

And thanks for being my friend

'Well I guess it's close enough.' Pyrrha thought, slightly disappointed but highly grateful.

"Thank you Jaune."


Eye-patch had been defeated after Pumpkin Pete used the blaster to open the core allowing Luffy to rapidly destroy it with his fists. Outside all the Rabbids were in a huge pile with the rest of our heroes admiring their work.

"Ah what a work out." said Yang.

"I can't believe we've took out an army of cartoonish characters." Weiss commented.

"I think I've got the most!" Usopp boasted.

"Huh? No way, I believe I did." said Zoro.

"What are you guys talking about? It was me obviously." said Sanji.

Their argument went on and before they got into a fight, Nami immediately smacked them all in their heads, giving them all smoking lumps.

"Geez." Nami said in annoyance.


the end

Happy Valentines day everyone! I hope you all enjoyed this special, it was something I've been thinking about for a long time ever since I made the halloween one.

The main premise behind this is of course the Rabbids kidnap Pyrrha and it was up to teams RWBY and JNPR along with the Straw hats to save her. The main villain being Eye-patch, a Rabbid who wears an eye patch and has a missing, I was thinking that he'd have a different giant robot to ride in depending on the holiday and season, who knows, he might even become a reoccurring character for a holiday special.

I have many ideas for these Omake chapters but I don't seem to have done them yet.

Anyways guys please leave a review of what you think of this chapter and I might answer you if you have a fanfiction account and not a guest since I want to talk to you directly if you have any questions.

Also Happy Chinese New Year on the 16th!