Chapter 9: The Thing
2 Days in the hospital later
Rius:John I swear god if you come near me with that needle!!!
Zach looks over at Bill*
Zach: Hey Bill, you up?
Bill: Yeah. How do you feel, old friend?
Zach: Like I got hit by a truck. What about you?
Bill: I'm alright.
-John walks in-
John: You guys already awake?
-John starts mixing medical vails-
-Looks at medical papers-
At Fireball and Chara's house*
Abbie (walking into the house): Hey you two.
Fireball: It's just me, Abbie. What's up?
Abbie: I wanted to talk to you.
Fireball: If it's about your past, don't worry about.
Abbie: You sure?
Fireball: Yeah.
Abbie: Can I ask a favor from you?
Fireball: Sure, what is it?
Abbie: Come closer.
Fireball (moving closer): What is it?
Abbie: This...
Abbie leans in and kisses Fireball, wrapping her arms around him so that he couldn't back out of the kiss.*
In Rius Head
Rius:So InJustice what's your real name?
InJustice:Raly(Ra-Lee)
Rius:Good to know. It's good to know your real name.
Raly:Whatever
Rius:So no more killing threats
Raly:That girl is of more importance than my killing. I'm gonna have fun with her!
Rius:Just don't kill her.
Raly:No promises, I may have to take a body part if she gets out of hand. She's inexperienced, so I'm going to teach how to be a real Mage Hunter!
Rius:Why, there's no reason to learn such a thing anymore.
Raly:If The Mage/Monster Hunters are still up there, what do you think will happen when you guys break the barrier?
Rius:Hmm. Good point, there might be another war if we aren't careful.
Raly:Exactly.
-John speaking into a voice recorder-
John: Zach's cell division is at a surprisingly normal rate unlikely of someone that has just got his body back.
-Looks a at Bill's paperwork-
-John walks over to Bill with a cup-
John: Here you go bud! You days medical needs, I'm sure this is your last dose,
John: Everything feeling alright?
Bill: Yeah, I'm feeling alright.
At Fireball's house, he and Abbie are still kissing.*
Fireball: Mmph! Mph! A-Abbie! Mph! What if Chara finds out?
Abbie: She won't find out.
Chara (standing in the doorway): I won't find out what? That you and Fireball are kissing? That Fireball is cheating on me with a tramp?
Fireball: !!!
Chara: Yep, it's me.
Fireball: C-C-Chara!!! L-L-Look, i-it wasn't my idea! P-P-Please don't kill us!
RiusRaly:I sense the girl is in danger!
Blinks to Chara's house
RiusRaly:You called?
Abbie: N-No.
Chara: I was just gonna ask if I could join you two.
Fireball and Abbie: *gasp*
Chara laughs*
-John at the hospital-
John: Something just made me really uncomfortable…
-Looks around-
John: Wait nothing is weird over here… I wonder…
-Shuffles more papers-
Zach senses the uncomfortable feeling that John has.*
Zach: Something wrong, Doc?
Raly takes over
Raly:To bad! I'm taking, she will finish her training as a Mage Hunter in me, Startiinnnng Now!
Raly uses Dark Grasp and blinks away with Abbie to Napstablook's house
Fireball: Abbie! Nooo!
Chara: Don't worry about her. Worry about whether I'll let you keep your balls or not.
Fireball: EEP! Oh shit!
John: N-Nothing!
-Drops some papers-
John: Looks like your all good, Zach, can you walk without pain?
At Naps House
Raly:Welcome to your new home! Please ask any questions you may have. Any harm you try to do to me will be met with extreme retaliation!
Zach (attempting to walk): Not really.
At Napstablook's house*
Abbie: Seems like this'll be more of a prison than anything else. Will I have visitation? If you say no, I'll just run away so I can see Pyro.
Raly:Don't be a smartass!
Your training starts in two hour your instruction are to go to the Armor shop and get an appropriate battle suit. Any attempt to run will be met with harm to you or the hothead. Don't test me child!
Rius takes over
Rius:Umm I should show the way to Marygold's shop now. Let's go.
John: Thats unfortunate, you can't move,
-Looks at bill-
John: How about you?
Abbie: Don't fuck with me or Pyro, you whore! But fiiiine...
Abbie walks to Mary's Armor Shop where she picks up a chestplate like Fireball's, but made of titanium. She also buys an iron helmet and kevlar pants.*
Rius:This won't do at all, put it back.
Abbie: Huh?! Why not?!
Rius:it's to clunky you won't be able to sneak up on your opponents in that!
Mary can you make something cool that can protect you from magic?
Mary: Sure thing, Big Boy. ANYTHING for you!
Rius:Thanks Kitten.
Mary's face turns red, as she was not used to Rius responding the way he did. She then begins working to fill his order.*
John: Alrighty there all good, is there anything I can get you guys before I head out I gonna pick up some supplies, Bill it would be best for you to stay here because I'll just need to check in one last time,
-John writes down a note-
Bill: Some tea would be great.
Zach: That and some food.
John: Looks like I'm off to snowdin for a bit! I'll get you guys some food and tea on the way, didn't do anything crazy, haha,
-John closes his lab door-
John: See ya!
-Exits main lab-
Rius:Soooo Mage Hunter.
Fireball (backing up against the wall): Ch-Chara...listen, just listen. I didn't even want it, okay.
Chara (walking closer, one foot in front of the other): But you ENJOYED it!
Fireball: C-Chara, please! Eeep!
Chara: You're so cute when you're begging for your life. I should threaten you like this more often.
Chara runs her finger down Fireball's chest. She then kisses Fireball.*
Chara: See? I can do it better than HER! *continues kissing Fireball, who eventually relaxes and puts his worth into the kiss*
At Mary's shop*
Abbie: Whadda ya want?
Rius: Info, I want to know the difference between you and her (Raly) as far as Mage Hunters go I only have one perspective, leaving me with little sympathy for you.
Abbie: Basically, I found at a very young age that I was able to find people that were powerful with magic. My parents were also Mage Hunters. It was in my blood. That's what they expected me to become and did everything in their power to make me one. My dad took me hunting since I was really young, and found that killing came easy. So I became a Mage Hunter, doing what came natural and doing what I was best at. One day I was sent on a mission to kill a fire mage. I thought to myself, "This oughta be fun." But when I saw him for the first time and our eyes locked, my heart skipped a beat. I decided to get to know this fire mage and eventually fell in love with him. I could not kill him, so therefore I never returned to headquarters. So what about you, Rius? What drew you to becoming a mage, and even being friends with Pyro?
Rius:Well It was 2 years ago. I'd always wanted to learn magic at a young age, I heard Monster were extremely adept at it, with my parents gone, I choice to go to the forbidden mountain, to... Well that doesn't matter. I fell in, while falling I felt a strong force screaming at me to live. I woke up hours later staring at one of the most beautiful girls I've ever seen.
Soon after I met everyone in the underground, I learned magic from Undyne and became a strong fighter. A couple months later Fireball fell down here in a fit of rage asking where his friends were, causing a mess in the Ruins. I stopped him and calmed him down eventually. We've been friends ever since.
Abbie (giggling): So that's what happened to him. Been wondering 'bout that.
-John knocks at Mary's workshop-
John: hello is Mary busy?
Abbie: She's working to fill an order right now. But I'm sure you can find her in the back.
Rius: Wait John!
points to do not disturb sign
Abbie: Oops.
John: O-Oh Um… Well,
-Just stands outside the door-
Mary walks back into the showroom of her shop.*
Mary: Oh hey John. Heard your voice and thought I'd come check with you. What's up?
John: Um yeah I was wondering if I could buy some sliver of you, thinking about updating some projects…
-Wiggles Metal Glove-
Rius:So how's that armor coming I kinda have to be somewhere after this.
Mary: Sure thing. 200 big chunks for 300 gold, if you got the money that is. As for the armor, it's almost finished.
John: How about 100 for 150?
-Wiggles in pockets for gold sack-
Mary: Sure.
They make the exchange and Mary goes back to working on the armor.*
Rius:How bout a quick spar while we wait. Let go outside though.
Abbie: Sure. Go easy though. I don't feel like breaking a sweat quite yet.
Rius left eye turns purple
Riusraly:No promises!
They walk outside
-John walks out-
John: Hehe, I better check in on Zach and Bill
-Walks to snowdin Shop to pick up foods-
Abbie forms a magic sword and slices through Rius.*
Rius:Ow! Well if your gonna be like that!Dark Release:Shadow!
Rius' shadow forms into Raly
RiusRaly:Lets have fun!
Spear of Justice[VGR Dubstep Remix] starts playing
Abbie: Oh no!
Abbie fights hard, managing to beat Rius but only piss off Raly.*
Raly summons a dark spear
Raly:Oh My it seems I'm all alone now.
Raly's smile widens
Raly:Perfect!
Raly throws the spear at Abbie teleporting behind her kicking her to the ground then holding the spear she threw, at her neck
Rius stands up
Rius:Not bad that was a good workout but the real fun starts now. Raly!
Raly:Got It!
Raly returns to Rius
RiusRaly:Dark Spear DOME!
A giant dome of dark spears surround Abbie
Abbie sends out a shockwave, canceling the Spear Dome and hurting Rius/Raly.*
Raly takes over
Raly:Ahahahahahahahahaha! Let me show you what a real shockwave can do!
Raly teleports above Abbie
Raly:DARK PULSE!!!
Raly sends a massive shockwave into Abbie causing her to pass out
Abbie (passing out): Ugh...
Mary sees this and walks outside.*
Mary: I think you overdid it.
Rius takes over
Rius:She'll live, that's all that matters. Thanks for the armor Marygold.
Rius pets Mary on the head
Mary blushes.*
Mary: No problem.
John: Ooi I'm back!
-Opens lab door-
John: Zach, Bill, you guys doing good?
Bill: Yeah.
Zach: Yeah, I got a headache from Hell though.
John: Ops Looks like I oversaw that possibility…
-Pulls bag and puts it and table-
John: Tea and Cinnabun Rolls,
-John runs to vile table and begins to mixing medicine-
John: Will not be long Zach
Rius grabs Abbie and teleports back home and drops her on the couch
Rius:hmm I got time
Blinks to Toriel's house
Zach: I don't want none of that stuff you're mixing. Don't you dare come near me with that shit!
Bill: Don't be such a pussy. Those Cinnabun Rolls oughta be good though.
At Fireball and Chara's house*
Fireball (between kisses): Mmph! Don't-mmph!-stop!
Chara reaches down and grabs Fireball's lower area.*
Fireball: Ooh! Chara! D-Don't grab there!
Chara: I'll grab wherever I want to. You are MINE!
John: Look man, you drink it you feel better, my job is done, you don't want it?
-Writes stuff on papers-
John: I know it's bitter but the tea should fix that,
-John hands the paper bag-
John: Homemade food
Zach: Oo! Food!
Zach throws a Cinnabun Roll to Bill and starts eating his own. He then gulps down the tea, as does Bill.*
John: Good, Now Zach,
-Wiggles vile-
Come on man, Needles or you drinking this?
Zach: Fine. Only 'cause you brought me food will I drink it.
Zach takes the vial and drinks it. He grimaces at the taste and chases it down with tea. Bill is laughing the whole time.*
Zach: Shut up, Bill! I'll kick your ass when I get up from here if you don't!
Bill: Nah!
John: Haha,
-Writes in medical papers-
John: Was the foods good?
Chara pulls Fireball off of the wall and shoves him onto the couch. Chara sits on Fireball's lap but facing him.*
Chara (running he finger up and down Fireball's chest): Listen up. You're gonna be a good boy and not resist me, okay?
Fireball: B-B-B-But C-Chara...
Chara: No buts, just obedience.
Fireball: Y-Yes dear.
In John's lab*
Zach: You bet your medicine vials it was!
Bill: Yep.
John: Heh, the good sweets only in snowdin
-John finishes writing-
Rius:Yo Frisky bits you Here?
Frisk suddenly tackles Rius
Rius:You can at least buy me dinner first
Frisk:Shut up kiss me!
Rius:If you insist
Rius passionately kisses Frisk as per her want
Raly suddenly takes over
Raly:Hello darling
Frisk:Ahhhhhh!
Frisk Kicks Raly off of her
Raly:Jeez you have strong feet.
Frisk:Who are you and what did you do to Rius!
Raly:I'm Raly, Rius is here.
Raly gives Rius control again
Rius:Umm I can explain.
Frisk:You better!
In Rius Head
Raly:AHahahahahahahahaha!
Rius:Why would you do that!
Raly:Cause It was fun!
Rius takes Frisk to her room and explains everything
Rius:And that's what happened!
Frisk quietly leaves the room and walks towards Asriel's room
Rius listens through the wall
Asriel:Oh hey Frisk what's up?
Punching sounds
Asriel:Ow pain Why!
Frisk:Why didn't you tell me!?
Asriel:He told me not to!
Rius:Sorry buddy!
Frisk:Shut up!
Rius:Yes ma'am!
In John's lab*
Bill: Hey doc, when can I leave?
At Chara and Fireball's house, Chara has seduced Fireball and has done as she pleased with him.*
Chara: Aaahhhh. That was great! You were WONDERFUL!
Fireball turns blood red in the face.*
Fireball: Y-Yeah...you were too.
John: Oh yeah just answer my question, No pain? You feel fine? If so your good to go,
Bill: No pain. I feel wonderful!
John: Well then you are discharged.
As for you,
-walks to Zach-
John: Looks like it will be awhile for your, unfortunately you'll be taking doses every couple days until you heal up,
-Looks at medical records-
Zach: Oh fuck me!
Bill: Don't worry. I'll come back an visit you everyday.
John: I'll make em at least taste a bit better, Haha,
Zach (grumbling): Thanks…
John: I'll give you sometime to rest,
-John picks up box of silver and walks into lab-
John: Yell if ya need me!
Frisk walks back to her room
Rius:You wanna meet her?
Frisk:Sure
Rius:Dark Release:Shadow!
Raly emerges from Rius's shadow
Raly:Hello again darling.
Raly hugs Frisk
Frisk:Um hi.
Raly grabs Frisk's ass
Raly:So Soft!
Frisk:Aaaaahhh!
Frisk slaps Raly
Rius:Why!?
Raly:AHahahahahahahahaha! It was fun! I see why you like her!
Rius: I like her for more than her looks.
Frisk:Thanks.
Rius looks at the clock
Rius:Aaahhhh! I'm gonna be late! Frisk turn channel 36, bye!
Blinks
Abbie wakes up and heads over to Fireball and Chara's house. She walks in and sees Chara and Fireball naked. Her face turns blood red.*
Abbie: Oh-um... *she eyeballs the door, Chara catches Abbie's line of sight*
Chara: Don't even think about it. Come here.
Abbie moves closer to Chara. Chara stands up and kisses Abbie on the lips. Fireball gasps and falls backward.*
Abbie: *gasp* Why'd you do that to him? I know you're just messing with him.
Chara: Heh heh, because it seemed like it'd be fun. And it was!
Chara kisses Abbie once more before getting dressed.*
Chara (speaking as she's getting dressed): You know, you could make me go bi!
Fireball: Oh god yes! Oops! I mean...uh...nevermind.
Abbie turns blood red in the face.*
Alphys:Oh John before I forget Mettaton told me Rius is "doing a thing" on his show today! Please change the channel to 36 for me.
-Moving some tools away-
John: Um yeah 36
-Grabs receiver and changes the channel-
-John grabs his Glove and start adding gears and parts-
John: So What is this "thing"?
Alphys:I don't know he just said we'd want to watch it.
Fireball starts getting dressed.*
Blinks to Chara/Fireball's house
Rius:Chara Time to go! We gonna be later!!!
Raly: Hurry up!
John: Probably something… interesting
-Rolls papers over on desk-
Chara: Hey, turn the tv to channel 36.
Fireball turns the tv to channel 36*
Fireball: Why? Oh, your project?
Chara: Yeah. Gotta go. *kisses Fireball* Be back later.
Rius: Ready?
Chara: Yeah.
Blink to Mettaton's Stage(Back stage)
Fireball and Abbie sit down on the couch and watch the tv*
Napstablook:Yo Rius!
Napstablook called Rius over to him
Rius:Yo Naps! Everything ready to go?
Napstablook:Yeeah I got something special set up for ya!
Rius:Wait you did the thing!
Napstablook:I did the thing!
Rius:Awesomeness, Wait I'll be right back!
Blinks
Chara: Mettaton?
Napstablook:He's still on stage.
Chara: Oh okay. So everything's set up?
Chara: Okay. I'm kinda nervous actually.
Blinks
Rius:I knew I had it somewhere Naps add this to the thing!
Rius hands Napstablook a USB
Napstablook:Whaaa? But I! I'll see what I can do!
Rius:Thanks Naps!
Chara: Hey, Blinky, I think I'm nervous. My stomach is all queasy.
Fireball: I can't believe Chara's gonna be on tv!
Abbie: She must have "connections".
Fireball: Nah. It's just that we know Rius and Rius lives with Napstablook.
Rius:Oh it's just stage fright.
Raly places her hand on Chara's back
Raly:Null!
Chara feels better now
Chara: Thanks, Raly. I feel better now.
Raly:No problem darling now let's do this!
Chara: Alright. Let's go!
Mettaton:And now for your viewing pleasure here's my cousin's friend roommate Rius, hmm I've just been informed that Our very own Princess Chara Dreemurr!
The three walk on stage
A huge monitor falls showing Rius Chara Raly on stage
(AJR Weak starts playing)
Rius:No thank you" is what I should've said, I should be in bed
But temptations of trouble on my tongue, troubles yet to come
Chara:One sip,
Rius:bad for me
Chara:One hit,
Rius:bad for me
Chara:One kiss,
Rius:bad for me
But I give in so easily
And no thank you is how it should've gone
I should stay strong
The monitor starts showing Pictures of Frisk Rius
RiusChara:But I'm weak, and what's wrong with that?
Boy, oh boy I love it when I fall for that
I'm weak, and what's wrong with that?
Boy, oh boy I love ya when I fall for that
I'm weak
But I'm weak, and what's wrong with that?
Boy, oh boy I love ya when I fall for that
Raly:(Boy, oh boy I love ya when I fall for that)
The screen goes back to Rius who's smiling at the camera
Chara:No thank you
They call me after dark, I don't want no part
My habits, they hold me like a grudge
I promise I won't budge
Raly:One sip,
Chara:bad for me
Raly:One hit,
Chara:bad for me
Raly:One kiss,
Chara:bad for me
But I give in so easily
And no thank you is how it should've gone
I should stay strong
The screen show pictures of Fireball Chara
CharaRaly:But I'm weak, and what's wrong with that?
Boy, oh boy I love ya when I fall for that
I'm weak, and what's wrong with that?
Boy, oh boy I love ya when I fall for that
I'm weak
But I'm weak, and what's wrong with that?
Boy, oh boy I love ya when I fall for that
The screen now shows Rius Chara Raly
RalyRius:We, we fall for that
Wake up, we fall again
We, we fall for that
Can't wait to fall again
RiusChara:One sip,
Raly:bad for me
RiusChara:One hit,
Raly:bad for me
Riuschara:One kiss,
Raly:bad for me
But I give in so easily
And no thank you is how it should've gone
I should stay strong
Rius,Raly,Chara:But I'm weak, and what's wrong with that?
Boy, oh boy I love ys when I fall for that
I'm weak, and what's wrong with that?
Boy, oh boy I love ya when I fall for that
I'm weak
Go!
But I'm weak, and what's wrong with that?
Boy, oh boy I love ya when I fall for that
The curtains fall
Frisk(crying from happiness):That big doof.
Fireball's jaw drops and his heart skips a few beats*
Fireball: C-C-C-Chara?! WOOOW!!!!
Abbie: Chara can sing pretty good.
Fireball: Pretty GOOD?! THAT WAS AMAZING!!! She never told me she could sing!
Rius:Chara that was awesome! Naps You did great on the music and the thing!
Napstablook:No problem brooooo.
Raly:You weren't so bad yourself ya know.
Rius:Thanks you too!
Chara: That felt amazing! I love what you did with the pictures, Rius!
at the house*
Fireball: Mettaton better be selling DVDs of that! 'Cause I'm gonna buy me one!
Mettaton:DVDs of what you just witnessed will be sold by my business partner Muffet
Rius:Hahahahahahahahaha! Good luck getting a copy of those!!
Napstablook:oh yeah here ya go!
Napstablook hands Rius Chara each a DVD.
Fireball gets excited and accidentally teleports himself and Abbie backstage.*
Fireball: Oops! Where are we?
Abbie: I think we're backstage.
Fireball: Oh, okay.
Chara walks backstage.*
Chara: Fireball! *runs and hugs Fireball*
Abbie: You did great, Chara!
Fireball: You were AMAZING!!
Chara: Thanks! I actually really enjoyed singing that song!
Fireball: What's that in your hand?
Chara: Oh! A DVD of our performance.
in Fireball's head*
Fireball: So I don't have to buy one.
in the real world*
Fireball: Nice.
Chara: How'd you get back here anyway?
Fireball: I teleported by accident. Must've gotten too excited.
RiusRaly:Aren't other things suppose to happen when you get too excited!
Fireball freezes and turns blood red in the face. Chara smacks Rius and Raly simultaneously. Abbie puts her hands over her mouth.*
Fireball: R-Rius! R-Raly
Chara: SHUT UP!!!
RiusRaly:AHahahahahahahahaha! Worth it!
Chara (breathing heavy): Bitch!
Fireball: C-Calm down, Chara. It's fine.
Abbie giggles.*
Raly:Oh yeah 3..2..1
Chara suddenly feels sick
Chara runs to a trashcan and barfs. She then washes her mouth out with a water fountain nearby.*
Fireball: Chara? You okay?
Chara: Just fine. Just a little stage fright, that's all.
Abbie tugs on Fireball's shirt sleeve.*
Fireball: Yeah, Abbie?
Abbie: I want to sing a song with YOU.
Fireball: M-ME?!
Abbie: Yeah.
Fireball: O-Okay. We'll have to figure out a song to sing together.
Chara (getting agitated): Listen here, you flirty little whore! He. Is. MINE!
Raly:Ok, Lustful, time to go!
Raly grabs Abbie and teleports away with Rius
Rius:Wa—
Teleports to Nap/Rius House
Fireball (reaching out in vain): Abbie! No! *Fireball clenches his fists* I'll beat Raly for that one day.
Rius:Ok why?
Raly:I need to train her, or kill her it's up to her entirely. A novice Mage Hunter is still dangerous.
Chara: NOW you have to deal with ME!
Fireball: C-Chara, please...
Chara: Teleport us to the house. Imma SHOW you I'm better than her!
Fireball teleports the two to their house.*
Rius:But I have to go see Frisky bits.
Raly:I don't care about your relationship.
Rius:I'll let you join.
Raly(blushing): Really? Wait nonononono!
Rius: Fucking called it!
Abbie giggles*
Abbie: Soooo, Raly, you are bi, huh? Nice to know.
Raly:What!
Rius:You like Frisk to don't you.
Raly(blushing):Well I kinda like you too but! Abbie get off of me, Rius help!
Rius:Sure I'll go get a camera.
Raly: You smart bastard!
Abbie starts laughing.*
Rius walks in the house
Raly grins
Raly:Glad he can take a hint!
Raly jerks Abbie off of her and pins her to the ground.
Raly:You know I think I like you better like this.
Meanwhile, at Fireball's house*
Fireball (backed into a corner): Chara! Please, Chara!
Chara slowly leans in and bites Fireball's neck.*
Fireball: Nngh! C-Chara! Ngh! Please!
Fireball's body relaxes and he lets Chara take over. Chara does her best teasing.*
Outside of Rius' house*
Abbie (smirking): Watch it, I might like this.
Raly:I hope so!
Raly begins to suck the magic out of Abbie
Raly:Thanks for the meal, young pet.
Abbie (moaning, smiling between moans): Nngh! Oh yeah! Oh YEAH!!
Raly: Will you let me have more?
Abbie: Hmm...as much as you and I both want it, you'll have to wait until I acquire more power to compensate the power you're extracting.
Meanwhile, at Fireball's House, clothes are strewn across the floor. Fireball is sitting on the couch. Chara is sitting on Fireball's lap, kissing Fireball on the lips. Fireball is no longer resisting and just lets Chara do as she pleases.*
Chara: See? I AM better than HER.
Fireball: Y-Yes dear. You w-were awesome.
Rius walks out the house.
Rius:You done now?
Raly:Yeah I guess I am darling. Abbie go in the house and wait for our return if you leave for any reason, or pain will happen!
Rius:Really vague don't ya think?
Raly:Do you know what the word mean?
Rius: I thought I did until you said that.
Raly:Lets Just go darling.
Rius:Ugh fine. Later Abbie.
Blinks to Toriel's house
Rius:Hey Guys!
Frisk:ROOM NOW!
Raly:Ooh my!
Rius Raly are happily dragged into Frisk's room
Abbie calls Fireball, who answers on the second ring. Chara is asleep.*
Fireball: Sup Abbie?
Abbie: I can't leave the house. Can you come over and hang out with me?
Fireball: Yeah, sure. Let me get dressed and I'll be right over.
Click. Fireball gets dressed and teleports to Rius' house. Abbie immediately tackles Fireball as soon as he appears in the living room. He is instantly pinned down.*
Fireball: Uh...Abbie?
Abbie (breathing heavy): I'm super horny and you are JUST what I NEED! Raly wasn't enough pleasure for me! So that's why I've got you here.
They hear tapping and look up to see Chara standing in the doorway. She walks in and shuts the door.*
Fireball: C-Chara! Please! It's not what it looks like!
Abbie: Oh yes it is!
Chara (narrowing her eyes): Then let me join.
Chara pins down Fireball's left side while Abbie has his right. They begin stripping him.*
Abbie Chara: Oh yeah. It's happening! You're not dreaming.
Raly senses something lewd
Raly:one sec darling, Rius were are your pants?
Rius:Desk!
Raly:Thanks, Raly calls Mary
Raly:Hey Someone might be in danger at Rius's House can you go check it out.
Mary:Only if I can have him later!
Raly:Frisk you mind share Rius?
Frisk:Only if I can join!
Raly:Deal!
Mary hangs up and blitz to Rius's house
Fireball: Nngh!!
Knock knock knock!*
Fireball: Shit.
Mary breaks through the door with a determined look on her face
Mary:Anyone in danger no Bye!
Mary then blasts away to the Ruins
Mary:I'm coming for you, big boy! Then you'll come for me!
Abbie returns to "handling" Fireball*
Fireball: Nngh!! Oh fuck!
Chara: Moan for me! Both of you!
Chara begins groping Abbie, who begins moaning.*
Mary crashes through Frisk's window
Rius:Holy cat-astrophe!
Mary looks very animal right now
Mary:MINE!
Mary jumps in bed with Frisk, Raly Rius!
Two hours later. Everyone is asleep.