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Jim: Hey there, Frank! Looks like you got your hands full!
Frank: Yeah, no kidding! And this ain't even half of it! I wish there was a better way to carry all this stuff!
Jim: I know who can help you!
Wakko: Helloooo Frank!
Frank: Wakko the Toon!
Wakko: Whatcha doing carrying all your things around like that? You could drop something or fall over! And it takes forever and ever!
Frank: You're telling me! But we don't all have a gag bag like you do!
Wakko: But you could get one!
Frank: Huh? Where?
Wakko: Sinclair Solutions has invented the Pandora Bag! Now you can fit all your stuff into one bag! Just like me!
Frank: Incredible! It looks like a regular backpack, but you managed to put in my briefcase, my toolbox, groceries, dry cleaning, and my wife's birthday present! And the bag doesn't even feel heavy! I'm going to buy a bunch of Pandora Bags for my family right now!
