Chapter 3: Wu

And now continuing from before, let us see the kingdom of Wu welcoming their newcomers!

Sun Ce: Alright! So, today we're gonna have new playables, right pops?

Sun Jian: Yeah! They're supposed to be here….in about 5 minutes.

Sun Quan: That's great! I hope we have some actually good adds this time around….

Sun Shangxiang: Have any idea who we got?

Sun Jian: Well, that's a surprise~

Lu Meng: Right. So…..we have had some actually decent adds all these years, and yet…..

Lu Xun: What's the matter?

Lu Meng: I mean, sure, at least the adds we got were historically relevant, but the moment they're in the game…..ehh.

Cut to Zhu Ran running hysterically with torches while blabbering about how great fire is

Cut to Han Dang complaining about how he isn't popular

Lu Su: Ah, I'm sure that's nothing to worry about. I mean, at least even if they turned out to be….lower than our standard's expectation, it won't be as bad as Shu.

Lu Meng: You sure? Heh, fine, gotta maintain positive thinking, I guess….how about you Lu Xun?

Lu Xun: Eh?

Lu Meng: You're rather close with Zhu Ran, right? Knowing who you are historically, you sure aren't…uhh….picking up Zhu Ran's "habits", right?

Lu Xun: Eh, uhm, hides matches behind his back hehehe, ahaha! What, what are you talking about, Master Lu Meng? Ehm, of course not! How stupid that would be! Emm….

Sun Jian: Ah, okay! So, ehem!

Everyone: !

Sun Jian: Okay! So, the first one is about to arrive soon! Ehm, this is the one person who we've all wanted to be here on a daily basis, but we never got it! Until today, of course! Alright! Ladies and gentlemen, I present you….

Everyone: hopeful looks

Door dramatically opens

Everyone: GASP!

Sun Jian: CHENG PU! Give him a round of applause!

Everyone: applause and cheer

Cheng Pu: Ah! So this is what it must've felt like to FINALLY be added after almost more than 10 years long of fan requests!

Sun Jian: Haha…of course! Anyway, it's so great to finally be with you!

Cheng Pu: Hm, yes of course, old friend. I really don't know what is up with those Koei employees. I'm relevant historically, AND a long-time fan favorite! Guess they're way too occupied with Shu, huh….

Sun Jian: Heh, it doesn't matter. Since you're finally here, we're gonna do our best!

Cheng Pu: Hm, right.

Sun Ce: Hahaha! So it's you! Dad's best friend! Took you long enough!

Cheng Pu: Ahaha, yes, right.

Sun Ce: Now this is awesome! We'll be unstoppable with you at our side! Hahaha!

Cheng Pu: Yeah, that's the spirit. I may be old, but I will show you just why I was one of the Five Wu Elders! Whoo!

Sun Ce: Yeaaaahhhh! Awesome!

Huang Gai: Hey, Cheng Pu! So you're finally here, after all!

Cheng Pu: Oh, right. Almost forgot you.

Huang Gai: Hm….now that I look at it, you kinda look WAY older than the last time we saw you, though.

Cheng Pu: Yeah….and more attractive too. Or at least the Author herself thinks so.

Sun Jian: Heh, don't mind it too much. Anyways, if only Zu Mao was here, then we could've had a complete reunion!

All three: Hm!

Han Dang: Uhh….guys? Really? This shit again?

All three: ….oh!

Sun Jian: Oh….Han Dang! Em, about that, errr….

Han Dang: Come on guys, what….what is my fault even to the point where you ignore me like this? Why? It's as if I don't exist anymore-

Sun Jian: Now, now, we're sorry, okay! It's just that….err….

Han Dang: Really, if we're doing this shit again, that's it. I'm out.

Sun Jian: Now please don't be like that! Eh, uhm, oh! The second one is about to come!

Everyone: !

Sun Jian: And now! Let us greet out second newcomer! Everyone! I present you….

Door opens dramatically

Everyone: GASP!

Sun Jian: XU SHENG!

Xu Sheng: YOOOOOO!

Everyone: applause and cheer

Xu Sheng: Yooosh! So, it is I, Xu Sheng! The magnificent pirate-turned-general of Wu who handed Cao Pi himself the L! Haha! After all these years I am now finally here! Hahaha! I will show you all my prowess!

Ding Feng: Hm? Hey, Xu Sheng!

Xu Sheng: Ah! Ding Feng! It's you! Hahaha! I'm so happy to finally be here!

Ding Feng: Me too. We're sure you'll do your best!

Xu Sheng: Haha! Of course! All of those Shu and Wei pussies will get their ass beat faster than light! Does air punches WHOO!

Sun Quan: Now, now, Xu Sheng, can you tone that down a bit?

Xu Sheng: Eh? What?

Sun Quan: I mean, it's good for you to have the spirit, but you're increasing the temperature.

Xu Sheng: Am I? Heh, I mean we regularly use fire anyway, so I don't think it'll be quite a proble-

Sun Quan: Just stop it! Sheesh, do all of your "hot-blooded" gimmicks somewhere!

Xu Sheng: Yeesh! Alright, alright! Dammit, why so dense? Especially for a new guy like me! Hmph. Nevermind, since I already got my good friend Ding Feng here!

Ding Feng: By the way, Xu Sheng, you actually kinda look…..older.

Xu Sheng: Eh? I do?

Ding Feng: Yeah. You actually looked more like a typical bishounen the last time we met in that reunion.

Xu Sheng: Huh…..you're right. Weird. Why would they do that? Even adding in a stubble as well! I mean, wouldn't my bishounen appearance attract more fangirls and be profitable? Koei can't even stay true to their own logic! Hmf….

Sun Jian: Alright, alright, whatever it is, it is fine. We're here now, and even though the others aren't lucky yet, we, the current cast should do our best! Got it?

Everyone: YEEAAAAAHHHH!

Sun Ce: …..wait! You said that there two are the ONLY ones we got?

Sun Jian: Yeah. I mean, they're not bad anyway, so what?

Sun Ce: That's bullshit! I heard Wei got THREE instead!

Sun Jian: Well, we're still better than Shu, who only got ONE! And it's fictional!

Sun Ce: Tch! Damn those Weis! Always stealing and be greedy!

Sun Jian: Shh, shh, shh…calm down, Ce, just accept the results, okay?

Sun Ce: But that means it'll take even longer for Mom to be added as well!

Sun Shangxiang: Yeah! It's just not fair! Father, you want Mother to be added as well, right?

Sun Jian: Well, yes of course I do! But…just be patient, okay! There's still Xtreme Legends, right?

Sun Ce: Sigh….

To Be Continued….

Okay! So that's Wu! The next chapter is going to be the last since I'm going to combine Jin and Other because they're, uhh…something.

Again, I know this is rather short and unimpressive, but I usually am not very enthusiastic writing anything that's not Wei, so...(no offense to Shu, Wu, Jin, or Other fans though, you can like whatever you want, it's just that if you're looking for non-Wei content...well, I'm not the right girl to look for. Heh.)

Anyways! Please leave a review and have a good day!