Hello again. I'm back already. Not even twenty four hours. I was just so anxious. Anyway, please enjoy this chapter. I worked hard on it just for you pumpkin...Nah, just kidding. Have fun…Wait, really quick, some of the idea's were not mine. I give some credit to Groundon65 and Temmie for the suggestions! Welcome to the party!
DING! DING! DING!
The loud and obnoxious bell rang loudly across the mansion. The smasher groggily and very grumpily got out of bed.
DING! DI-...
The bell came to a short stop. Confused faces silently echoed in the air. Most of the smashers rolled back to sleep. One of them, didn't.
Sheik sat up sharply to the sound of the bell. She quietly groaned. The bell came to a short stop afterwards. She stretched her arms in the air.
"The hell? Why did the bell stop?" Sheik's watch on her desk was beeping loudly. The watch had the smash logo on it and Master Hand and Crazy Hand as the minute and hour hands. The blackish watch shined dimly.
"Huh. False alarm? Since when has Master Hand ever rang a false alarm? Crazy, maybe. But not Master Hand. Let me check something real quick." Sheik pulled out her laptop. "That's strange. The camera's are offline. Something strange is going on. Can I put them back online?" Sheik pressed many buttons. Hacking into the camera's. She looked up at the small, black dot in the corner of the room. She swiftly threw two needles at it and broke it. "Come on...Got it! The camera's are back online. Now, I'm just gonna check everyone's rooms…"
"Ness! Bad news! Somehow, the camera's cut back on!" Lucas exclaimed.
"Don't worry about it Luke. It could be the back-up generator. Besides Master Hand wants us to have our privacy, so he doesn't check the camera's unless there is an emergency." Ness yawned.
"N-no Ness! The back-up generators would have taken five minutes to put these back online. Besides, we disabled those already. This was manual." Ness jumped at Lucas' words.
"Check the rooms! See who did it! We can't be found out! Not already, anyways."
Lucas scrolled through the rooms, calling out all of their names.
"Duck Hunt, Falco, Olimar, Bayonetta...Bayonetta isn't in her room!"
"Bayonetta's rarely in her room! Keep searching!" Lucas frantically clicked at the mouse. "Mario, Peach, Game&Watch, Link, Kirby, She-" Lucas half beamed, half frowned when he found that Sheik's camera was all static.
"I-it's Sheik! Her camera is only static. She must have taken it out. What if she's on to us? We'll be found out! What do we do?"
"We only have one option. Activate the mega EMP. We won't need the computer after this."
"Ness, that EMP will disable EVERYTHING! Literally! The lights, the elevator, the kitchen, air conditioning, everything! Master Hand will surely find out."
"Lucas, trust me. We could blame this on Crazy Hand. But we'll have to destroy the back-up generators too. It'll take about a week for them to get fixed, but whatever. It's the only option, so just do it!"
"What about Toon Link's night light? He needs it to go to sleep." Lucas sighed.
Ness smirked. "He'll understand. He's sleeping, anyways. Besides, I didn't steal that mega EMP for nothing. Activate it. If Snake finds out, well, I wouldn't want to be around to see it." Ness' smile grew even bigger. They had planned for the worst and most of everything was going according to plan. Lucas pressed one button on the keyboard. The blue electricity could be seen flowing through the entire mansion. The computer shut off immediately and everything went dark. Lucas pulled out a flashlight. All of a sudden, he seemed more courageous.
"You're right Ness. I don't plan on getting caught. Let's destroy the generators and get out of here. The sound of the EMP should drown out the generators." Ness smile got even bigger. He was in a full teeth grin now. Ness patted Lucas on the back and got to work.
Sheik's Laptop cut off right before she looked at the basement. She pressed and held down the POWER button. No good.
"What is going on? Did it die? No, the lights are off. Who is doing this? Is this supposed to be funny? Or are we being ambushed? Only a master hacker could have done this. Aaah!" Sheik gently pounded on her head. Her blondish hair, (without the turban, is it a turban?), flowed behind her back. She doesn't sleep with it in a ponytail. Sheik fought with her mind with what to do.
Should I check with Master Hand? No, that would make the situation worse. He already knows something's up, probably. Maybe I should check the rooms that don't belong to smashers. No, not that either. They'd see me coming and flee. Then I'd never figure it out. I could play it slow, and cover my footprints...That might work. I'll talk with Zelda, Samus, and Snake in the morning. Ok, so first I speak with Zelda, Then I'll inform Samus. I'll go to the cut house after that and tell Snake. Yes, this'll work. If it is an ambush, I'm sure we will be ready. If something else...I'll find them and kill them myself. If it's a joke, however...It won't be taken lightly.
Sheik sighed, wiping her eyes and laid back down on her bed. She took deep breaths. It felt good to not have her mouth covered all the time. Not many has gotten to see her mouth. Many have tried, few have lived. (Anyways,) Sheik wore baggy pj's that seemed too big. They were comfortable and didn't show any skin. Just the way she liked it. She rolled on her side and slowly drifted to sleep. She was tired, but determined. Even if it was just a prank, she WAS going to find out. After about twenty minutes, she finally fell asleep. She dreamt that she was a detective and had been solving cases for years. A man named John Body has been murdered! "It was Scarlet in the Study with the Lead Pipe!" She exclaimed. They all gasped. Everything added up. She was right! She would soon find the real culprits...Oh wait, that's Clue...
4 hours later…
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Samus Aran
8:50 am
Smash Mansion
Samus woke up with a HUGE headache. She wasn't in the mood for anything, but unfortunately, the three boys had a plan for her. She stretched her arms back and got out of bed. She did all of her morning routines and started to head out. One problem though.
A box of chocolates was taped to the door with a note. It read, 'For you, my love. If only we can be together, alas, I know it is forbidden. I love you, I want you to know that in your heart forever. This box of candy will never be as sweet as you, will never taste as delicious as your lips, will never last as long as my undying love for you. Enjoy beautiful…' - The Blue Mask
Samus didn't really know what to say. She hadn't heard anything of this 'Blue Mask' person. Also, 'never taste as delicious as you lips,' that's weird. She doesn't remember kissing anyone except for when she got dared to with Shiek.
"L-look, I'm flattered, really, but I don't care to much for chocolate. Also, I'm not sure who this person is, soooooo...Wait, I know someone who would like these." Samus walked down the hall to her good friend's room. "Damn. Way to make a girl feel awkward..." She whispered to herself. Samus knocked on his door and it opened almost immediately. Pikachu came out and jumped onto Samus. (Zero Suit BTW) "Hey there Pikachu! It's been a while since I've talked to you. How are you?" Samus smiled and rubbed Pikachu on his head.
"I have a present for you. It's all yours." Samus gave Pikachu the box and opened it for him. "You can do whatever you want with it." Pikachu took one out and handed it to her. "N-no, I really shouldn't...Alright, if you insist." Samus popped the chocolate in her mouth.
Well, that tasted kind of strange. It smelled strange too. Nah it was probably generic. Samus thought. She thought wrong. Minutes after, she realized that she needed to use the restroom NOW.
"SorryPikachuIgottagoseeyalater!" She said dashing down the hall. I'll run to my room...No! I'll never make it in time. Oh, I could just use the hall bathrooms. But those are public. Oh well! Samus dashed to the closest restrooms she could find. She burst through the door. Luckily, no one was there. She ran into one of the stalls let all hell loose. She was pretty embarrassed, but it had to be done. Several unpleasant noises came from the stall. "Shit! What the hell was in that chocolate!? Was it a laxative? It probably was.
The bathroom doors open and the noises came to a stop. Samus saw wings in the cracks of the stalls. Damn it! It's Palutena! I need to control myself, but my stomach aches! What the hell? This is not an ordinary laxative! This has to be some kind of super laxative. I hope Pikachu doesn't eat that candy...
"H-hey! Palutena, I-is that you?" "Huh? Oh yes. Good morning Samus! You won't believe it, but someone pulled a dirty prank by painted rainbows and ponies all of my wings! This stuff is really hard to get off and it looks like a crap job." Palutena sighed. "Oh believe me, I know all about pranks. 'oh god, I can't hold it for much longer!' Something funny is going on. I'm not sure if I like this game." Samus struggled. Palutena chimed in, "I know. Somethings wrong with the lights in here so we had to actually open the WINDOWS just to see. I know they're practically opaque, but that's ridiculous." Palutena said.
"I know. Whatever's going on needs to stop." Samus replied with her hands on the walls. "Well Samus, I have to go, but it was nice chatting with you." "Likewise." Samus called back. After hearing the doors close, ten seconds later, Samus let it rip. She let out a loud groan and more unpleasant noises came.
Whoever the fuck did this, I WILL MURDER THEM.
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Fox Mccloud
8:12 am
Smash Mansion
Fox woke from having the strangest dream. "What the-? This is still a dream, right?" Fox was surprised to see that his room was filled with bones. Bones here, bones there. Bones EVERYWHERE! There was enough to swim in. The bones covered Foxes body. He sighed. Fox got up and headed towards his bathroom.
"Hmm? Why do these bones have little signs on them? This one says cluck cluck cluck! Must be from a chicken. Oink! Oink! Definitely a pig. What? That's strange. This one says, geeeeeeeet dunked on!, must be talking about sports. This one is also strange. It says, Bone Meal: Skeleton, that doesn't make much sense. Another one. Tibia Dragon Bone Staff. But it's not a staff...Let's see," Fox started saying them out loud. "Nyeh heh heh! Moo! Moo! Baa! The Elephant Graveyard. Dry Bones. Bone Shield. WOAH!" Fox pulled the bone shield from the rest of the bones. "This is so cool! Even if this is a dirty prank, it's paying off!" Fox exclaimed. He put the shield down and swam to the shower.
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Pikachu
9:20 am
Smash Mansion
Let's just start at the chocolate...
Samus ran down the hall. Pikachu picked up the candy that she gave him and carried it away. He gathered all of his poke friends and gave each of them a piece of chocolate. Mewtwo was the only one to refuse. Pikachu himself picked one up and gnawed at it. Of course, shortly after, the pokemon all needed to use the bathroom NOW. Unfortunately, they all started to make their ways to the cafeteria, so they weren't close to their personal restrooms.
Robin was walking down the hall when everything began to rumble. Robin had a DUNCE hat super glued to his head. "What is this? An earthquake?" Robin didn't have anytime to get away from the stampede and got trampled harder than Mufasa. I just made myself sad.
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Kirby
7:54 am
Smash Mansion
Kirby jumped out of bed and immediately headed for the cafeteria. Only one thing was the matter. Everytime Kirby took a step, there was a fart sound! He had two whoopie cushions tied to his feet. "Byo?" He shook his feet. Nothing. He tried to inhale them. Nothing. He tried to pull them off. Unfortunately, his hands were too big, so he had to leave theem on until someone could help remove them. He farted out the door. I meant ran.
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Sanic-*ahem* Sonic
8:30
Smash Mansion
"Okay, WHO TIED MY SHOES TOGETHER IN A KNOT? I'LL NEVER TAKE THEM OFF OR I'LL LOSE A BET TO TAILS! WHO DID THIS!?"
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Ike
9:00
Smash Mansion
After taking his morning shower, combing and brushing his hair, and brushing his teeth. Ike was ready for breakfast. There was one problem.
"What the hell? The door feels like stone! This handle doesn't work either." Ike felt the handle and, it too, felt like stone.
A mechanic voice chimed in. "Not so fast, Ike!"
"Who the fuck is this? Let me out of my room!" Ike slammed his fist against the door. "I'm sorry, but I can't do that. First, to open the door, you must complete this challenge! I'm sure YOU can handle it! Now stop working that handle and work these down! You won't get out until these are completely devoured!" A pad descended from the ceiling containing the god of all sandwiches. Not even sliced. Ike fell to the ground.
"No! That can't be right! Well...I've been training for this my entire life! I won't let it all go to waste! I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE! PREPARE TO BE B(EATEN)! ROAR!" Ike began his test.
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Roy
9:10 am
Smash Mansion
Roy noticed something very horrible when he began to comb his hair.
"WHAT THE FUCK!? NO GODS NO! WHY!? WHO DID THIS?! GRRRAAAAAUUGH!" After freaking out for about five minutes, Roy accepted the truth. "MyhairhasbeendyedwhitewhydidithavetobewhitewhatdidIdotodeservethisI'mnotabadpersonwhygodesseswhy? Ike will never believe this." Roy exited his room and ran straight to Ike's. At first he knocked, but there was no answer. So he opened the door.
"Ike? You in here buddy?" Roy said.
"Ugh...Roy, help...please…" Ike lay in the middle of the floor, clutching his chest and stomach.
"IKE! What happened to you? Who did this? What's wrong?!" Roy said frantically. Roy leaned him up onto the foot of his bed.
"I-I-I beat it. I beat the challenge…" Ike coughed.
"What challenge? What happened?" Roy asked.
"Slow...your role, grandpa. Like the white...hair, by the way. It's handsome."
"Yeah, yeah, but no! What's wrong?" Ike smiled a little bit.
"Carry on my legacy. Tell everyone...that...that...I died doing something I loved."
"No! Ike! You're not going to die!" Roy shouted.
"Tw-...Twel…*cough* *cough*. Twelve…" Ike coughed some more.
"Slow down buddy. Twelve what?"
"T-twelve...mont...monte...cristo's...aaah…" Ike passed out on the ground. Tears came to Roy's eyes. He shook Ike, but got no response.
"Ike? Ike!? IIIIIIIKE!"
Ike had completed his challenge.
Hehe...That's all for now…Come back for more soon. All other suggestions have been moved to the next chapter. I don't know about you, but I am really enjoying myself when I write this. Sometimes I have to punch myself because of what I think of. Thank you for reading this fanfic. It really helps out to see that I get views. It makes me feel nice to see someone like an idea that I came up with. Anyway, Just, thanks for reading.
that is, if anyone's reading of course...Fine, ONE more. I'm talking to myself because I don't know what you're saying.
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Charizard
10:00 am
Smash Mansion
Charizard, woke up, did his business and left the room. Well, he tried. A bucket of blue paint and water fell on top of his head. The water hit first, then the paint.
"GRRAWR!" Charizard wiped the paint from his eyes. This was a different type of paint. It dried super fast. One thing you do and the next thing you know you're a blue lizard. I mean dragon. Charizard tried to wipe the paint off, but failed. Even the flame on his tail had turned blue. Charizard sighed and walked out of his room.