Hello again! I'm really on a roll with these coming out. I keep telling myself to wait at least a week before my fingers fall off, but I can't help it! SO MUCH MATERIAL! Please give some credit to Temmie and Groundon65 for suggestions. Thank you Smashbrosarrmagedon and welcome to the party! I do not own Super Sm4sh Bros. and have nothing to do with the makers. I wish I did, though…Also, I just realized that I messed up. There is no power, so the bathrooms don't work. I will correct that later. There is some mild sexual humor (not deeply) when we come around Link. If you have a problem, then please skip over it.
Lucario, Pikachu, JigglyPuff, Charizard, Greninja
9:30 am
Smash Mansion
Sorry. Occupied. I'll put more detail later.
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Luigi and practically everyone else
10:00 am
Smash Hallways
The lights had been shut off. No big deal. It was morning anyways. Windows filled the halls left and right. Luigi walked down the hall to Mario's room. All of a sudden, every window snapped shut and candles fell from the ceiling and aligned themselves on the wall. They were unlit, but very many. (Turn on Luigi's Mansion: dark hallways extended)
"What is-a going on?" Luigi ran over to the windows and tried to open them, but they were never THERE! They peeled off like stickers and fell to the ground as paper. "Th-this-a is a joke, right?" Luigi pulled out a flashlight and started walking down the hall. (I'll come back to Luigi)
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Link
10:05
Smash Mansion
Link got woke up with a jolt. He too, had a headache. But to his surprise, Princess Peach was sleeping naked in his bed.
"WHAT THE HELL!? Oh shit, that can't be right! Wait, what if this headache is a hangover? And last night wasn't Zelda, but the Princess of the Mushroom Kingdom?! No, me and Zelda didn't sleep together last night...Oh shit oh shit oh shit…(prank BTW) This cannot be right! But why am I naked?" Link was totally freaking out. He had no idea what to do. He grabbed his phone off the desk and called Peach's number. Shortly after, she picked up.
"Yes Link? Good morning!"
"Hello princess. Wait, if this is you, then who is this here?"
"What do you mean? Is there something wrong?"
"N-n-no! I'll call you back later!"
"Link wai-" *click* Link hung up the phone and shook the person in his bed. But there was something very strange. The body was cold and stiff. W-wait. Is she dead? Oh shit oh shit oh shit! What the hell happened last night? I remember that I played DDR3 with Shulk, and then I came to bed. Was she already here by then? No, I woke up at 5:00 and nobody was here...Who the fuck is this and why is she dead? What the fuck should I do?
There was a knock at the door.
"Link? Hello from the other side, of the door. Link, are you awake? Let me come in, please. Don't forget that we're going out around 10:45…" Zelda said from the other side of the door. Link froze. The door was locked, thank goddesses, but they did have plans.
OH. SHIT. I'M SCREWED UP THE ASS.
What do I do? What do I do? Beads of sweat poured of Link's forehead and crashed onto his bed. His whole body was wet and he looked really messy. "Hold on a minute, Zel! I'm getting dressed!" Link replied. It was half true, he was searching his drawers for a diversion, but not exactly getting dressed.
"You're getting dressed? Let me help you, I know that you aren't the best at picking out clothes." She replied. "Oh, did you know that the showers are broken? I couldn't get any water this morning."
Someone came to Link's rescue.
"Hey, Zelda. Do you think that you could spare some clothes?" Sheik called from the shadows. "Sheik? What are you wearing?" Sheik was wrapped up like a mummy in tissue paper. "Well, it's kind of a long story. Fine, (4th wall break, only because I'm in the mood) HEY! CAN WE GET A FLASHBACK PLEASE!?" "Sheik, who're you talking to?" "No no, just give it a minute."
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Sheik
9:45 am
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Sheik stretched. "Aa-aah-uh. Man, last night was so weird." Sheik got out of bed, like a weighted pressure plate, the bed lifted up. A panel opened up in the ceiling. A rainbow colored pack crashed down. Sheik caught it before it hit the ground and blew up everywhere. "What is this? Property of the troller lab?" Sheik pulled it closer to her face.
TICTICTIC-KABLOOIE!
The paint exploded everywhere. In her face, in her room, on her chest, (she ain't got one though, if you know wat i mean!) , her floor, her bed, EVERYWHERE!
"ARRRGH! Who did this? I will find you!" Sheik undressed and frustratingly opened up her drawers for a new outfit. Her pj's were now totally ruined, so she needed something to wear. But something was wrong. ALL of HER clothes were gone, and only bikinis filled the drawers.
"WHAT. THE. HELL. This is not mine! Even my turban (is it a turban?) and mask are missing! I'm not wearing this! That shows way too much skin! Two piece...One piece. (HA)..I'm not wearing any of these! Shoot, I better talk to Zelda. But I don't have anything to cover up with...Oh, I know something that might work…" Sheik put on a one piece swimsuit and rapped herself up nice and tight with tissue paper.
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Link
10:13 am
Smash Mansion
Link panicked. He paced back and forth. Luckily, Sheik had his back. Well, more like her own problems.
"Link, I'm going to help Sheik with something. I'll be back. Make sure you're ready, okay?" Zelda quickly walked away.
"Well, I guess that's one problem down. Now about thi-" Sheik smoke bombed into his room. "It's okay, I know someone pranked you. This thing is probably made of flour and wax." She said.
"SHEIK?" What the hell man? I don't have any clothes on!" Link yelled. Luckily, he was already kinda covered. Sheik almost laughed. "Bitch please, you don't have nothin' to look at."
"I have more than you, surfin' board."
"I'm ten times more man than you are." Sheik pulled out some sunglasses.
"Which solves the question most asked in all of history. Seriously, you're like a brick, flat on both sides." Link was throwin' shade.
"Scrub, even Kirby's got more of a dick than you." All of the fanboys felt that one.
"You, of course, would know." the fan-girls practically died.
"Yeah, Zelda ain't modest you know. In her case, you're the bitch." MLG baller bro jordans mountain dew doritos 360 no scope wat are thoooooose yolo meme frog weed snoop dogg air horn sanic rainbow illuminati doge
"Piss off. If you keep being mean to me then I'm gonna tell Zelda on you." Link teased. The two of them laughed a little. Sheik grabbed the body that was made from wax and smoke bombed out.
"Well...I'm shocked that she didn't freak out or anything...Let me just get dressed so I don't feel awkward anymore…"
15 minutes later.
Alright, I need to check up on Toon. I want to see how he's doing." Link exited his room and started heading to Toon Link's room.
"It's kind of dark in here. And what's with the ominous music?" Link said. The candles hung along the walls and ceiling, which seemed to all be connected. The ceiling hung kinda low too.
"Oh well. Better give this a try. If I light one, then they should all light. I wonder if that's how it works…" Link pulled out a lighter and lit one of the fuses.
"This fuse sure is burning quick-waitaminute...FUSE!?" The fuse burned all the way to the candle and for some reason, all of the candles started exploding! The candle pops started coming closer and closer…
Run.
Link hauled ass as fast as he could. He put skid marks into the ground. The firecrackers popped closer. Shit oh shit oh shit oh shit! Oh yeah! I know what to do! Link pulled out the Pegasus boots (from god knows where) and slipped them on. "Runnin' faster than the damn wind!" Link laughed as he lost the firecrackers. "Hahahaha-HMPH!" He crashed into the wall with a loud BANG! Link, stunned, fell to the ground. "Owowow! I think my nose is broken! I just broke my nose!" The whole world was pain. Link was in so much pain. He felt his nose shatter against the wall.
pop...Pop...POP!
The firecrackers were getting closer. Link shook off the pain. "Please, getting slashed to death by Ganondork was a much worse feeling. This was nothing. He got up and started running again.
BOO! HUCKAH! HUCKAH! HUCKAH! HUCKAH! HUCKAH! HUCKAH! HUCKAH!
A purple ghost hung from the ceiling and laughed in Link's face. "A ghost? Ghost are weak against light, SO TASTE MY MASTER SWORD!" Link pulled out his sword (he ain't got one though, if you know wat i mean!) and sliced at the purple ghost. The Master Sword folded under the ghost and bent. The ghost grabbed a bomb and threw it smack in Link's nose. The Ceiling surprise ghost disappeared.
"Argh! What t-the hell? Gods dammit. Why is my sword paper?" Link rubbed his nose. "Sooo, much, blood."
pop...Pop...POP!
"How many damn fireworks is there?" Link got up and started running once more. "I'm surprised that none of these are duds!" Link finally made it to Toon Link's room. "Finally! Hey Toon! I'm coming in." Link turned the knob and the door flung open, smashing him into the wall. There was no room. Just a wall. There was a mocking laugh, and the door closed.
"F-f-for the love of g-g-ugh" Link fell unconscious on the ground. GoOd NiGhT!
pop...Pop...POP!
Link was engulfed.
Zelda and Sheik
10:28 am
Smash Mansion
Sheik understood why she had to wear a dress. Zelda mainly wore dresses, so it made sense to have to wear one. She'd never worn one before. But what she didn't understand was that Zelda was combing her hair and giving her make-up.
Zelda un-braided Sheik's ponytail and combed it out.
"Zelda, may I ask you a question?" Sheik asked. "Of course." She took a deep breath. "Okay, what are you doing? All I asked was for some new clothing. This is a little excessive...I don't need a hairdo. My ponytail is better for stealth."
"I'm fixing your looks. If you're going to look like princess, then you're gonna need help."
"I don't want to look like a princess. I'm like a ninja. I don't need to be cute."
"Sheik, being a cold-hearted killer all of the time isn't good. Besides, technically, you're a different Zelda from another timeline. Soooo, you're kind of a princess believe it or not." Zelda put down the comb and picked up a brush.
"You are correct." Sheik gave up. As long as she didn't show skin...She had to show her mouth, or Zelda would be disappointed. She wouldn't tell anyone her identity, though. She will now be referred to as Madame Claudine, the beautiful princess fortune teller. She comes from across the lands, in a place called Dirwanee. Yes, that would work. Ironically, she has a crystal ball. Ok, it's a really shiny crystal blue bowling ball. She won a tournament and received it as a prize.
"Sheik, are you ok? You seem lost in thought about something." Zelda asked.
"I'm creating a new identity for myself. I don't want Sheik to be seen like this. Call me Madame Claudine for as long as it takes to get new clothes." Madame Claudine said.
"Okay, 'Madame Claudine'. You can come with me and Link when we leave to go shopping. We can buy new outfits while Link holds everything. We'll be gone for quite some time, but then you'll be able to purchase more skin-tight assassin clothes." Zelda smiled.
"I think I'll stay here. Last night I found something strange. Someone has been teetering with the Smash Mansion and I need to find out who. Someone's been pranking people and I want to stop it from getting out of control. Speaking of which, have you been pranked yet, princess?" Zelda wrinkled her nose.
"No, not yet. That sounds awful. Who would do something like that? Whatever it is, I don't think that's funny." The entire mansion was full of sneaky tricks just waiting to be activated. I mean, hell, almost all of the hallways have ghost gags from Luigi's mansion. And the windows...you wouldn't BELIEVE how specific potions get. Nah, just joking with ya.
Zelda felt elated on the inside. Madame Claudine would finally become a kind, gentle, and beautiful princess. "Ooh! I feel like a hairstylist! How about we gossip?" Zelda grinned.
"No."
"Awe, come on. Speak with hairstylist Zelda about what you saw in the last week." she teased.
"As you wish...*sigh*...I heard that Link has a thing for Zelda. Do you know anything about that?"
"..."
"..." she replied.
"You think you're so funny, don't you? Keep that up and I might accidentally dye your hair green!" Zelda giggled.
Madame Claudine smiled. She wore a light blue dress with a silver design on it going from her right shoulder that swung under her bosom. The dress was sparkled at the bottom with silver crystals. The light blue faded to a darker blue on the left side and also had a silver design. The design was said to indicate the wind. Blue star-shaped ear-rings hung close to her face. She had long, curly hair that was brushed out. Her hair fell down to her lower-back and was filled with beautiful designer crystal hair combs. She had a very thin shade of light blue on her eyes. And to top it all off, a very thin streak of clear lipstick. Zelda sprayed her with some perfume and wallah, it is done.
She was truly and utterly magnificent. Even Madame Claudine herself had to admit that she was perfectly tasteful.
Zelda glanced at her work of art. Just to think, this fellow was Sheik a little while ago. Zelda squealed in delight. "You, you look so breathtaking! So exquisite! Marvelous! How do you feel!? Does it feel good to look so good?" Zelda giggled.
She kept looking at herself in the mirror. Zelda was right, breathtaking.
"I-I-I don't know what to say. I can't even recognize myself. T-thank you..." Madame Claudine gazed into her own eyes.
"You look so divine! Now all you need to work on is that murderous aura around you!" Zelda watched intently as Madame Claudine took in herself. She smiled. "I'll be right back. I have to go get Link!" Zelda headed for the door.
"Oi! Zelda!"
"Don't worry! I won't tell anybody except my boyfriend!" Zelda rushed out the door. That left her alone in the room. "Hello. Good morning. I am Madame Claudine. Hello. Good morning I am Ma-" She recited. Zelda was once again right. She did need to work on that aura...
...
Zelda
10:40
Smash Hallway
Zelda slowly made her way down to Link's room, hoping that he was ready. When she finally got there, she received no answer on the other side. "Link, dear, are you ready?...Hmm...He must've went to go check on Toon. I'll head down there just in case." Zelda walked faster down the hall. She wanted to start shopping, or at least leave by 10:50. Five minutes later and she was almost to Toon Link's room.
"As soon as I find him, I want to get started. I sure do hope that he prepared himself. Ju-" Zelda stopped in her tracks when she saw that Link was passed out on the ground. She immediately dropped to the ground.
"Link? Link! Link wake up! What happened to you? What's wrong?" (That's a question that's been asked a lot so far.) Zelda gently shook him. Link drifted awake and opened his eyes. Zelda pulled him in and hugged him.
Link finally registered what was going on. "Hey Zel. What'd I miss?" Zelda shushed him and kissed him.
"Woah, where's all this affection coming from? Why're you kissing me?" Link smiled.
"Because I can." She replied. Mega Man came walking down the hall. "Oh, HELLO. How are you two feeling this morning?" He mocked.
"Shut up, Robot boy!" Link snapped.
"I AM NOT ROBOT BOY!" Mega Man snapped back.
Mega Man was painted to look like 'Robot Boy' from a cartoon that came out in 2005. He even had parts on his head that matched the look. Not even with Gutsman's power could he get them off. They were stuck. (If you don't know who Robot Boy is, which I don't expect you to, then look it up. I ain't got time to be explainin' this kinda stuff.)
"Besides, what happened to you two? Link, there's blood on your face and Zelda, there is oil on your hands. What were you guys doing?" He questioned. He wanted to make sure that they weren't the ones responsible for painting him this way.
"..."
"Um, I-uh, fireworks, and the ghost uh-and bombs with the-err, um huckah huckah...with a...uh..."
Mega Man looked back at them. "Ya know what? I don't wanna know. Just don't get messy out here." He walked down the hall.
"..."
"..."
"..."
"So, what happened to you?" Zelda said.
"I came out of my room and everything was dark. I lit one of the candles and they all turned out to be firecrackers! I started running and I pulled out the Pegasus boots because I wasn't fast enough."
"Where did you get the Pegasus boots from?"
"Anyways, I finally started to outrun the fireworks when..." Link stopped.
"When what?"
"...When I ran into a wall and broke my nose. But it was an accident..."
"...Hahaha!"
"Zelda, are you laughing at me? Stop it, that really did hurt!" He huffed.
"Hahaha! I'm sorry, Linkie, but that was funny! How did you run into a wall? Alright I'm sorry. You can continue." Zelda grinned.
"..." Link pouted.
"Awwww! Don't be like that Link! Come on, tell me more. I said I was sorry..." She laughed some more.
"...Fine" he said.
"You're so cute when you're mad." She teased.
"A-as I was saying, after my nose broke, the firecrackers started to come closer, so I had to run again. That's whe-"
BOO! HUCKAH! HUCKAH! HUCKAH! HUCKAH! HUCKAH! HUCKAH! HUCKAH! HUCKAH!
A white ghost hung from the ceiling. It laughed at Link and Zelda. Zelda turned around and shot the ghost the most evil look she could give. The ghost exploded into a million pieces.
"Anyways, as you were saying..." urged Zelda.
"Oh, one of those things came from the ceiling, except it was purple. I tried to kill it with the Master Sword, but it was made out of paper. The ghost pulled out a bomb and smacked me square in the nose. I got blown up and then smashed by a fake door. I don't remember anything else after that." he said, blushing.
"Well...Ar-are you going to be alright? Your nose, I mean. I can re-schedule if you'd like. I just want to know if you're going to be ok." she replied, worryingly. Link promised that he would be ok. He and Zelda would still go SHOPPING(!) because he knew how much she wanted to go. Zelda told Link everything about Madame Claudine and how pretty she was.
"Wait, you're telling me that Sheik-"
"Madame Claudine."
"MADAME Claudine is prancing around here talking like she's a princess? Wow, I really got to see this one. Pft, hey! You know what I should do? I should tell Marth about this! He'll be all like, 'You're not serious! I want to meet her! Will you introduce me?', and I'd say, 'Naw, man. She's way too hardcore for you. She'll give you a bad future.', then he'd be say-"
"You can't tell anyone about this." Zelda cut off.
"*sigh, I figured you'd say that..."
'Bout 20 minutes later
"Zelda, you're not mad that we're late, are you? You seem kind of quiet." Link said.
She nodded no, but was just thinking about Madame Claudine. Lucina was sitting on one of the benches at the lobby. A Nintendo staff's woman was sitting at the desk. She waved at the two and they waved back.
"Hey Lucina. What's going on?" Link said.
"Oh. Hey Link. Did you get pranked this morning? Because I did." she said.
"Oh you wouldn't believe what happened to me," Link said, gulping at the thought, "Someone saved me though..." Zelda looked at him.
"What was your prank?" she asked.
"I prefer not to say!"
Lucina sighed. "I didn't have anything but a note. All it said was, 'You are flatter than a cement block', and my Falchion was missing. It was replaced with a paper replica. I don't know what was up with that, but I want it back." Lucina waved behind them. Robin and Marth came forth. Lucina had been waiting on those two. She was also waiting on Ike, Roy and Corrin, but those imbeciles never showed up. Marth's left arm was in a white cast that rested in a white sling. There was various names signed on the cast with little messages from different people.
"Hey Marth. Yikes, how's the arm?" Link winced.
"Good morning Link. Yikes, how's the nose?" He said.
"H-how did you know?"
"The band-aid. It gives you away." Marth said.
Lucina: "I was waiting on Tweedledee and Tweedledum, but those guys aren't coming I guess. Corrin hasn't showed up either..."
Robin: "I haven't seen Corrin in a while. I know we accidentally left him behind when we went to see Marth, but ever since then, I haven't seen him."
Zelda: "Oh, I'm sure he's alright. He could be doing something important."
Marth: "And who the hell knows what Roy and Ike are doing? Those two are impossible."
Link: "Well, where are you guys going?"
Robin: "We are all going to see Avengers: Age of Ultron. The theater is showing movies that already came out for $1.00 since nothing new is really shown up yet. Nothing Interesting, I mean. We were all going to see it, but thanks to those idiots, we can't see the early movie. We'll have to wait until 4:00 pm now."
Link: "Wait, why don't you just get it here? You can borrow any movie of all history here. LITERALLY, you can watch it right now."
Marth: "Shut up! The big screens better!"
Link: "We have 72 inch plasma, flat screen TV's..."
Robin: "*sigh* We kinda broke them. You see, Ike destroyed his when his Final Fantasy 8 shut off for no reason during his speedrun playthrough, Marth tripped, Roy's wasn't properly put on the wall, so it fell and broke, someone trolled me last week, which isn't funny, Lucina beat Ike like a rag-doll in Smash 4, so he broke hers, and Corrin is new, so he doesn't want to touch his. It's a shame really. Marth tripped.
Marth: "Shut up dunce."
Robin: "Shut up princess. Hey look, it's Samus."
Samus came blazing through the lobby, headed for the door.
Link: "..."
Lucina: "Man, she looks pissed."
Samus (Zero Suit, They're both the same person.): "Zelda!"
Zelda: "Yes?"
Samus: "Have you seen Sheik? I want to speak to her right now! She's not picking up the phone!"
Link: "Jeez Samus. You need to calm down. Right now, your mood is stinkier than a bowel movement. HMPH!"
Samus: *picks Link up by face* "I. WILL. KILL. YOU. Right here. Right now."
Marth & Robin: "Dayum."
Zelda: "Samus! Please put him down! I assure you that I haven't seen Sheik anywhere!" *Samus throws Link on ground*
Robin: "...I saw Sheik yesterday. As a matter of fact, she was talking to you."
Samus: "Yeah, and if you didn't know yet, dunce bucket, she went with Zelda afterwards."
Link: "Samus, *cough* *cough*, gotta work on that anger bro. Come and take a walk with your old pal, Link."
Link started walking down the hall and Samus followed behind. So did Zelda, Robin, Marth, and Lucina. Link opened the doors outside, except it didn't lead outside. It led to a room with a very high ceiling and bottles of drinks on shelves.
Link: "Well, that's not what I was expecting, but just as good! Sometimes you feel good and sometimes you feel bad. That's why sometime you just gotta look past that. For instance, I've been getting trolled all morning. Hell, even broke my damn nose. BUT, that doesn't mean I let my day be ruined. I am going to randomly drink one of these conveniently placed bottles because I believe that my bad luck is over! Everyone follow suite!"
Link drank out of the weird bottle. "Hmm. That's not all that bad. Why don't you try Samus?" Link handed the bottle to Lucina. She drank and then Marth drank and then Robin drank.
"See look Samus! Nothing is wrong with me! Everything is good!" Link urged. Samus was annoyed. She was usually the one that never lost her composure. But after her grand fight with toilet water, she broke.
Robin nudged the bottle towards her. "Oh, Give me the damn thing!" Samus snatched it from Robin and took a big gulp. If this had anymore laxative, she would explode the entire mansion and kill everyone inside.
...
Zelda grabbed the bottle from Samus and put it to her lips. "ZELDA! DON'T DRINK IT!" screamed Lucina.
"W-why not?"
"Because we're floating!" The five smashers started floating higher and higher.
Samus: "Link!?"
Link: "You see Samus? This is us rising up from all of the bad times! Up means good, and good we shall have!"
The walls on the high ceiling opened up to reveal a machine. It started shooting darts back and forth, ones that go faster than a baseball. They were higher than the smashers were, but they were rising quick.
Samus: "LINK!?"
Link: "Uh, oh, um...Yep. We're fucked. I was just making shit up as I went. Soooo, got any ideas Robin?"
Robin: "What the hell are you asking me for!? You got us into this mess, now get us out!"
Marth: "I swear Link! Why do I ever trust anybody?"
Link: "Shut up little lady!"
Lucina: "Hey, this is just like that one movie! Where the boy and his grandpa are floating towards that fan in the factory! Maybe if we release some gas then we could get back down!"
Link: "Release gas? I don't know about that! Samus did that enough already!"
Samus: "LINK!"
Link: "What? You think I didn't hear you blowing it up in there? Who didn't hear you? It sounded like the motherfucking marching band came to visit! I was all like 'drop the base' and Samus had me covered. Look, we all get angry Samus, but there ain't no reason to set the toilet on fire. That's just rude."
Samus kicked Link into the darts above.
Robin: "Well, now that that idiot is gone, what do we do? Release gas? This isn't Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory!"
Marth: "It is now dumbass! Start burping now!"
Link called from above. "Or in Samus' case, let all hell loose!"
Everyone except for Link made it to the ground. Zelda waited at the bottom.
"Hello everyone. Have a nice flight? Where's Link?" Zelda had not been watching. She was reading all of the strange label's on the wall and on the bottles.
"Link? Oh he's high right now." Samus said.
"Excuse me? What now?" Zelda looked through the hole in the middle of the ceiling.
"I-is Link up there? How will he get down?" she said, wearisomely.
Robin put a hand on her shoulder and gave her a re-assuring look. "Don't worry Zelda! Link won't die from that! After he comes back down, Samus will kill him!" He smiled.
5 minutes later...
Link slowly floated down.
"*cough* *cough*. Hi Zelda." Link collapsed on the ground. He had darts sticking out of everywhere. They stared aimlessly at him.
"Wow...He got turned into a human pincushion..." Robin said.
"...At least he has pierced ears for free..." Lucina said.
"...He truly just got nerfed." Marth looked at Zelda.
"It's too good for him." Samus walked away.
"Is he going to be alright? He's not getting up..." Zelda knelt down beside him. The very room itself seemed to be an illusive trick, for that the room disappeared to reveal that they were outside.
"Woah, that was weird. Something's strange is going on. Like this morning, my crown was missing and was replaced with one of those crowns that you get on your birthday in elementary school. Also, my Falchion was missing and replace with a paper sword..." Marth said. "I want it back."
Madame Claudine stood in front of everyone with her bowli-ahem, crystal ball.
Mario came over to introduce himself.
"Hello! Welcome to the-a Smash Mansion! My name is-a Mario!" He pointed around the cafeteria to show and tell everyone's names. "There is- Kirby, King Dedede, Palutena, Captain Falcon, Pit and-a Dark Pit, Yoshi, Falc-"
"I know of all these people, Mario of the mushroom kingdom. I have seen it in my magic ball. I have come to introduce myself."
"Oh, follow me-a then." Mario led her farther into the cafeteria. Toon Link, Ness, and Lucas were all talking in a little circle giggling.
Lucas whispered to Toon Link. "Why haven't you played the song of Storms? It's past 11:00."
"I can't play it yet! I just saw Link and Zelda in the ghost hall! I can't play until they leave!"
Ness asked, "Wait, if it's past 10:30, why are people still coming to breakfast?"
"We poisoned the food with garlic! The chef is trying to make more! I wouldn't eat anything that's been served out!"
Madame Claudine stood in the middle of the cafeteria. Mario rounded up everyone's attention.
She cleared her throat. Toon Link, Ness, and Lucas stared with their mouths open. Toon Link had never seen anyone that was prettier than Zelda before!
"My name is Madame Claudine. Hello to you all. I am a princess fortune-teller that has come from another world. I come from a place called Dirwanee, where just about everyone can tell people's fortune. If there is anyone here who would like to see the future of someone else, or themselves, please tell me! I will be staying here for a couple of days!" She said with a smile. Toon Link raised his hand.
"Toon Link! Would you like to see a future?" Sheik was doing a good job so far. "I don't know how you know my name, but I want to know more about Sheik!" he bounced up and down. Of course.
"Do you have an item that belongs to her? Only the spirits will tell..." Falco gave her some needles. "The crazy chick stabbed me with these." Madame Claudine looked at her own needles. Oh wait, now she had to tell of her own future. She already didn't know how to see peoples fortune's, but now she had to do her own! She said stuff that she once saw on a video game. (spin-off of Luigi's Mansion. Well, it's in the title, sooooo...)
"Ah, if this isn't Sheik's needles! I can still sense the stealth in them! Oh-ohh! They come! *rumble* Now the spirits come! ! Come, triforce of power, come sight beyond sight! Show me the funny things occurring tonight! Crystal ball, symbol as a prize, use your shiny power to show us all you could and make the spirits rise! Show us what you will! Show us this Sheik!" Luckily, no one has played Luigi's mansion except for her, Lucina and the Green Menace himself. "The light of the day come! Show us what we want! Might even the future be bleak!"
"...Ah yes. I see it. I see Sheik is traveling far and wide! She has left the mansion and is working towards a greater goal to catch a crook! But where is she? Only time will tell. This item no longer speaks to me. Is there anyone else that wants to try?"
Several hands raised in the air. Her disguise has worked.
Somewhere, off in the distance, Luigi was sucking up ghost. It might be upstairs.
Okay! I hope you enjoyed this chapter! I can't wait for the next! Oh wait, yes I can. I was working on this ever since chapter two came out from 5:00 pm to 7:00 am. I did it just for you! No, seriously, thank you for supporting this fanfic and I enjoy my job. Don't have much else to do anyways. Oh wait, yes I do! Thank everyone for the suggestions and see you next time!
When will the next one come out? Only the spirits can say...Nah, just kidding. Gotta say my signature verse, though.
that is, if anyone's reading of course.