"Hey bro! You look frustrated! Are you ok?" Crazy interrupted. "Yes Crazy, I am. Someone has vandalized the generators and shut all of the power off. I've received a complaint from Palutena that people are getting pranked one by one. I don't understand, I give these smashers everything that there is to give! Food being served every minute of the day, a golden money card with just about infinite funds on it, I give them a tournament that they CAN participate in, better versions of everything that happens in the human realm, unlimited choices and yet they are so unappreciative. Except for Corrin. Anyways, for those who do what they're allowed, I look over their screw-ups, but for those who want to find something to laugh about, they will. If I were them, I would enjoy my laughter now, because they won't be laughing later at all. If anything else gets broken then I'm afraid that I will have to lock everyone inside. I don't know Crazy, I've just got this feeling. It isn't good, like something terrible will get out of control. Only I can stop it. I will need some help though. When I catch these pranksters, AND I WILL, we'll see who's laughing at the end of the day. But until then, Crazy, We have a dark time ahead of us…" Master Hand floated down into his chair. Phlllbpt! "Uh, bro? Did you sit on a Whoopie Cushion?" Crazy said. Master Hand sighed. Crazy jumped up. "Take it away, bro!"
Well. It's been a while. I am so sorry that this is out late. There has been a lot going on and I am exhausted. So here's the run-down since I been gone. I visited family on the 4th of July, that lasted for a while. There was also a death in the family, so I had to drive down to Chicago to attend a funeral. Something came up, one thing led to another, stuff happened. Plain and simple...Anyways...Enough of that. Let's get to the good stuff! Please forgive me if I miss any of your names. Thank you all for supporting this fanfic! Give some credit to Temmie, Groundon65, XShinkuKikinX, and me for suggestions! Blacktear97 - You raise a very convincing point. I'll continue. Blacktear97, XShinkuKikinX, Lover of This, Kira-SamatheGreatandPowerful, and CowT...CowT...CowTits the Udderly Glorious. Thank you all for supporting the story! Welcome to the party! Party's growing kinda big, ain't it? Come on silent readers, speak up and tell me your names (even if you don't have an account) so I can mention you! Tell you what, If we can get 10 more people to the party, then I will voluntarily make 3 characters of your choice get drunk. (Just for shits and giggles) They will fight and then probably do something embarassing. All of your suggestions will be accepted (within reason) even if you don't have an account! Now, me being the beautiful, pretty, and sexy man that I am, I've decide to continue this for at least 13 chapters! Maybe even more...Anyways, Don't forget to follow the story if you want to know when a chapter is coming out! Please give me thoughtful and creative criticism! Alrighty guys, let the trolling begin! (P.S. Master Hand is pretty important to this chapter, so if you want to hate, then talk to the hand.)
*ring* *ring* He took the cigarette from his mouth and rested it between his two fingers. A body so hidden, that it looks of shadow...A man so strong that his aura can be seen.
"Hello? Yeah, this is the cut house. Oh, it's you. What do you want? … No. I'm not doing any favors for you. Why not? Well, I've been sitting in this house for over a year now and still no invitation. Not good enough? Not a fan-favorite? I don't care about all that stuff. I love the tournament. I also like kicking back and watching the others do dumb shit...Make you a deal, we help you catch a little jokester and you let us back into the tournament and mansion. No? Well then goodbye. My offer stands as it is. I'm sure that a godly hand like you can figure it out." *click*
Snake hung up the phone and leaned back up against the wall. He put the cigarette back into his mouth.
"So, who was it and what did they say?" Wolf walked up, curious.
"Oh, it was just are friendly neighborhood hand. Ol' high five himself. Says he has a pest problem and wants US to get rid of it. Unfortunately, we're not wanted there." *ring* *ring* "Oh, speak to the hand…" Snake picked up the phone again. "Look who's back already. What's the matter?...Maybe...Alright, it's a deal. We'll help you. I'd shake on it, but you'd probably crush my entire body. Just two of us are coming. Don't forget your promise." *click*
"What happened now?" asked Wolf.
"'I'm gonna get our spots back on the roster. Hey, double L! Time to go!" Young Link silently walked up to Snake. (Snake calls Young Link 'Little Link' so that's why he says double L.) They both walked into a corner and a split second later, they disappeared into the shadows.
"That is so goddamn freaky…" Wolf shook his head.
A few seconds later and Snake and Young Link were both inside of the mansion. (Because of reasons...) They were at Master Hands office. The familiar presence shocked Snake and Y. Link. It had been thirteen years since Young Link has been in the Mansion. He felt so good, so happy, so...jealous...A tiny flame lit in his heart as he began to feel anger. He hadn't been upset in 10 years when he was blamed for something he didn't do. (SSBM was released in 2001, which would make Young Link legally 22 years old.) Despite his age (estimated), Young Link's complexion didn't develop very much over the years. He didn't talk very much either. He looked young and acted like one who is younger, but his mind was full of wisdom and knowledge. Don't underestimate him.
"Hey, calm down little guy. I feel it too." Snake said. Young Link hadn't noticed yet, but his hands were balled up into fists. He looked straight ahead at the office. The Mansion had 14 floors and Master Hand's office was on the 12th. Snake casually walked through the door. It seemed as if when Snake opened up the door that all of the past was flashing in front of them. How they missed this place.
Quite some time later...at 11:09 am
"I thank you two for being on the case. I know that it's just tricksters, but if things get out of hand...I have work to be done. I don't think that the troublemakers are going to be satisfied after today. I'm giving you three days to find them and bring them to me or the deal's off. Got it?" Master Hand floated in the air. Crazy sang songs in the background.
Snake: "Trust me, I'm not doing this for you. And please, that three day time length is bullshit. You're bluffing."
M. Hand: "Try me."
Snake: "No. I won't risk the deal on that. Besides, I'd rather enjoy this little chase here in the mansion. I need to talk to a friend first, so we won't start right away. We'll do this thing later."
C. Hand: "Bro, I have a really bad sweet tooth right now…"
M. Hand: "Crazy, no. Everyone know's that you go on massive sugar rushes, so not even a teaspoon for you. Anyways, I don't care when you do it Snake, but I gave you a deadline. Now, I have business to take care- Crazy! Put that down!"
Crazy Hand had picked up Master Hand's desk and was twirling it on his pointer finger.
Snake: "Ha. Don't even have control as it is. Let's go, Double L."
Snake and Young Link strided out of the office and headed to Sheik's room. However, Y. Link put on the stone mask and decided to check the place out. (P.S. The Stone Mask makes Link unseeable or 'plain as a stone' to where he can't be seen or detected. He started to wander the halls…)
Meanwhile…
Ike
11:20 am
Smash Mansion
"Ah…" Ike slowly woke up to find himself lying on the cold hard grou-err-the floor. "Ugh, shit, what happened? Did I just get laid? But if I did, by who? *groan* What time is it?" The ground started rumbling and shaking.
It felt as if the mansion was leaning now. The rumbling grew louder and louder. Everything shook, or Ike DID just get laid. One of the two.
Master Hand rushed outside quickly. There were 32 Lakitu's pulling up the mansion. Construction goombas and koopas walked everywhere digging the mansion up from the ground. Master Hand was confused and angry and scared and everything?
"Excuse me, but just what do you think you're doing?" Master Hand called. A Lakitu with a professional looking hat came from the crowd of clouds. (heh) "Buddy, what are you talking about? We were scheduled to perform construction here. We gots paperwork and signatures." he said, in a raspy voice.
"I don't remember any such paperwork. Please take your business elsewhere." Master Hand turned to leave.
"Wait what? Oh no you don't buddy, we ain't leavin' 'till we get paid. Until then, we gonna keep diggin'. Or movin' rather." said the Lakitu.
Master Hand turned around. "I'm sorry, but I do believe that I just asked you to leave."
"Give us the money."
"I told you that I didn't schedule any construction. I will only say it once. Leave, or there will be consequences."
"Pfft...I aren't scared of you. Give us the money first."
"You're not like the other Lakitu's, are you?"
The captain Lakitu began to get angry. He talked rough, in a threatening way.
"I don't need to be like other Lakitu's! I'm better than all those punk-asses! Now, give me my money or we'll be poppin' this sucker out of the ground!" The captain Lakitu put a cigarette in his mouth.
Master Hand began to get agitated. Although he was irritated, his voice stayed calm.
"Don't act like a child. It is none of my concern whether or not this was asked. Now, since you didn't leave the first time, I want you to put the mansion back the way it was. I do want to talk to your manager. Afterwards, you have to look forward to him. Do as I say, or there will be consequences." He left it as that.
"...peniless mother truck. Hey! Hand! We ain't doin' shit! This is unnecessary bull!"
Master Hand sighed.
He calmly snapped his fingers. All of the workers were neatly put in a comfy cage. Master Hand picked it up and put it on top of a skyscraper. As Link, Zelda, Robin, Lucina, and Marth were leaving, Robin spotted Master Hand in the act.
"Master Hand! Master Hand!" Robin said. Master Hand looked down and slowly floated down from the air. Robin was now able to speak without shouting. "Master Hand, isn't that a little cruel? And against your morals?" he asked.
"No Robin. That wasn't just a skyscraper. That was a construction building. They are very important here because we require many buildings and structures to manage life. Because of that, the construction business is one of the most successful. So, since they're in the construction business, eventually someone will find them. Besides, the cage was bigger than me."
Lucina stepped up. "Well then, Master Hand. If that's the case, why don't you use your power to restore the mansion yourself if you didn't need those guys? Can't you do at least that?" she said, smugly.
Master Hand stared.
"I do not appreciate the attitude Lucina. And also, yes, I probably could. My powers are scarcely limited. I don't want to because I could alter or even destroy anything inside. Including people and my lovably heinous brother. I probably COULD fix the mansion if it's gets to be hazardous, but for now, it will do. It's only a little lopsided." Master Hand teleported back into the mansion. Lucina smiled.
"He's just making excuses."
Toon Link
11:24 am
Smash Basement
Toon Link walked into the basement with Lucas and Ness. He was so thrilled that he was jumping up and down. Ness had a big grin on his face. Lucas was biting his finger nails.
"Alright guys! I'm getting ready to play the song of storms! hee hee hee hee!" Toon Link pulled out the Wind Waker Baton. Ness frantically snatched it away.
"Are you crazy? The mansion would totally leak! It's leaning now, so all the water that falls from the thirteenth floor would come down here! We could drown!" he took a deep breath.
Toon Link looked heart broken. "Oh yeah...that's right." Lucas patted him on the back. Ness spoke up again.
"I suggest we go into your room on the fifth floor and just do it there. Peach's flower garden is below there so we could just jump in the bushes." Toon Link started to jump up and down.
"B-b-but isn't t-that dangerous? Someone could actually break something!" Lucas whined.
Ness sighed once more. "Lucas, don't be such a big baby. Link has those Deku leaf thingies. Also, PK Thunder?" Toon Link was bouncing high in the air. Ness rolled his eyes.
"...!?"
"Toon, would you just calm down please?" He urged.
"I can't help it! I was thinking that we could like, use the water like a slide to get out of the window! It will be exhilarating! And I don't even know what that word means!" Toon Link practically jumped through the roof.
Ness, for another time, sighed. "Lucas, let's just go before he hurts himself. And NO, we're not doing the waterslide thing." The three walked up the stairs, giddy as can be. Well, Toon Link was.
5 minutes later...
They were in Toon Link's room, finally. Toon Link bounced up every stair in every flight. He even bounced right now. Ness frustratingly watched as Toon bounced all around the room. On his bed, on the floor, on the ceiling, on the chair, on Ness' head. Lucas calmly watched.
"Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! More unnecessary bouncing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing!" Toon Link kept on bouncing.
Ness twitched.
"TOON LINK! WOULD YOU JUST PLAY THE STUPID SONG!?" he screamed.
"Ness, you said a bad word..." Lucas trailed off.
"Well he made me! It's not my fault that he can be kind of annoying!" Ness mumbled 'hmph' and plopped down in a chair. Toon Link slowly stopped afterwards.
"Jeez, Mr. grumpypants...Fine, I'll play the dumb song..." Toon pulled out his Baton. "Don't look, I want you to actually play the game to find out the song..." he immediately started afterwards. The angelic hymns sung along with his conducting. You could feel the air move along with Toon Link to every little movement. Lucas ran and opened up the window. He looked down and gulped hard. Toon Link stopped and nothing moved.
"Did it even work?" Ness challenged.
"Uh, yeah. If you would give it like 2 frickin' seconds..." Toon Link said.
"I'm gonna tell Link on you for saying fricking!" Ness yelled. Toon rolled his eyes. "You're hilarious!"
The thirteenth floor started to flood not too long afterwards. It looked like that the floor would soak up everything. But,
8 minutes later, on the 7th floor...
"RUN KID! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! WE'RE GONNA BE WASHED AWAY!" Snake and Young Link both sprinted down the halls with roaring waters behind them. "Come on kid! You gotta run faster!" Young Link disappeared down the halls in the blink of an eye.
"DAMN IT KID! YOU COULD HAVE GIVEN ME SOME PEGASUS BOOTS TOO!" The water started to touch the veteran's feet. He began to run faster. He dashed as fast as he could and finally made it to the stairs. He opened the door and slammed it shut behind him. The water pounded behind the door. He took a deep breath.
"*huff* *puff* Ah, it's over. That was hectic. Once I find double L. I'm gonna have to kill whoever's responsible." Snake felt at ease. The water had nowhere to go. Soon, that floor would flood and then...Oh shit. Snake bolted down the stairs onto the sixth to warn anyone he could. Waitaminute, he didn't know if he should let anyone know that he was actually here. Without thinking, he burst through the door. He passed up an open door and inside, Ike was passed out. Snake ran in and shook him awake.
"Hey, Ike! Wake up boy!" Ike was groggy.
"*groan* Ugh, S-Snake? I must still be dreaming."
"What? No! I'm- Y-yes, you're dreaming. So wake up and run! There is a high powered water river coming! Like a rainstorm!"
"No, Snake. No rainstorm can take down the mansion. Unless it's on the inside, but what are the chances that that'll happen?" Ike rolled onto his side. Snake picked him up and pushed him outside. After he himself walked out, he moved to the next room. Before he knocked on the door, though, a familiar, yet upset, face came strolling down the hall.
Snake wave an arm. "Hey, Samus. Over here." Samus looked up and her expression lit up. Not immensely, though. Samus walked quicker towards Snake.
"Snake? What's going on? What're you doing here?" She exclaimed.
CRASH!
"Shit! Samus, RUN!" Ike got off of the floor and looked behind him. There is no data on what he said or saw, but it is researched that he got the hell outta there. He, Snake, and Samus all fled.
Ike started to fall behind, while Samus was in the lead.
"Run faster Ike! It's bad enough that we can't help anyone else, so at least help yourself!" Samus yelled behind herself.
"Don't trip kid!" Ike tripped over his own feet and begun to be washed away in the water.
"Argh! Guys, help! Do so-*blaugh*-mething!" Ike sputtered.
"Snake, what do we do!? I don't think we should just leave him like that!"
Samus looked forward. The end of the hall was coming. Quickly, she pulled her gun out and shot the ceiling in front of her. It started to collapse and began to fall. She used her gun to grab (and whip) Ike from the water. Still running, she dove forward where the ceiling was falling. Snake did a somersault at the last minute. The ceiling gave away and fell down right behind Samus, Snake, and Ike. Ike flung and hit the wall while gasping and coughing. The ceiling bricks and pieces had dammed up the water.
Snake fell to his knees. "*huff* *huff* God-*huff*dammit. I have never wished I was Nathan Drake before. He can outrun anything. Anyways, Samus that was some quick thinking. Nice plan."
Samus had sat down on the floor for a minute to catch her breath. "Thanks. I don't know how much longer we could last. I feel weak to my stomach actually."
"We were pretty much fucked anyway. The stairs lead all the way down to the first floor. Anyone above the entrance is pretty much trapped. I didn't even think that escaping was possible. Where the hell did the water come from is what I'd like to know." Snake stood up and looked around the corner.
"Deadend. The door for the stairs is over here, but it isn't likely that we would have gotten through."
Ike crawled to his feet. "Hey Samus." he sputtered.
"Yeah?"
"Thanks for helping me out back there. I appreciate it."
"Anytime. You probably would have drowned." she nodded. "Sorry about your stuff. The water has likely cleaned and ruined everything in your room. You're soaking wet too."
"When the hell did you become considerate?"
"What?"
"I mean, I'm not used to you giving a damn."
"Look, I only wanted to help you alright. Don't get all mushy, I expect something in return."
"Well, what do you want?"
"Only time will tell."
"Do you two want some alone time? 'Cause I can go around the corner." Samus gave Snake a dirty look.
"Sure. That would be lovely."
"Wait, really?"
"No dumbass." Samus stood up and proceeded to the closest door. The Nameplate next to it read Rosalina & Luma in gold letters. Samus knocked on the door.
Rosalina was wearing a lime green, long sleeve top with blue jeans. She also had earrings in the shapes of crescent moons.
"Oh hello Samu-Oh my! You don't look so good! What's happened to you?" Samus, wanting to facepalm, calmly explained what went down 5 minutes ago. Did she not hear anything that just happened?
"Alright, just listen closely," Samus told her about seeing Snake again, then the water, and then how Ike got trapped and almost flew through a window, blasting a hole in the ceiling.
Samus, Snake, and Ike were all sitting in chairs across from Rosalina. Luma was in the corner wearing a monocle and fake mustache while sipping tea. What the hell was happening here?
"Well, that is an interesting story. But I do have a few questions."
1. Where did the water come from?
2. Are the other floors okay?
3. If you shot the ceiling open and the water is down here, shouldn't there be water pouring out of the ceiling?
Ike leaned forward and took a sip of the hot tea. "Well, #1: I don't know. #2: I don't know. Aaaaaand, #3: I still don't know. It would only make sense if the water poured out, but it isn't. My guess is that it's looking for the most ironic time. This tea is deli-," Ike was interrupted by the sound of rushing water.
"..."
"How fucking ironic."
The door burst open and MAGMA rushed into the room. Nah, just kidding. The angry river flowed into the room, sparing no one. It swept them up and belched them through the wall. Loose items pelted Snake in the face. The smashers slammed into different walls.
"Blaugh! For fu-*gurgle*cks sake Samus! Use the d-*blubble*amn Varia Suit!" Ike spit.
"If you didn't notice yet, it's not on me!" The floor collapsed and they dripped onto the next floor.
"Th-this is ridiculous! We should have drowned by now! Somethings gotta be keeping us alive!" Snake yelped.
Rosalina, who was somehow sitting on the waves, piped in. "Maybe it's the plot. I've read many books on outside forces that seem to want a certain thing to happen in their lives, so this 'outside force' keeps bad things from happening. It's kind of like a god, if you believe in gods." she said.
"Wait wait wait, *blaugh* so it can see and hear everything we say and do?"
"I would assume so."
Snake half snickered, half choked. "OH. IF ONLY SOMETHING COULD SAVE US FROM THIS RUSHING CURRENT. WHATEVER SHALL WE DO WITH JUST OUR POOR OLD SELVES? OH DEAR ME!"
All of a sudden, the water stopped and they fell to the ground with little bits of debree behind them.
Shocked, they climbed to their feet. Ike was trembling, the cold formed around him like a misty aura. But it wasn't the cold he was trembling about. It was this 'magical' outside force. (heh heh) The mansion was a wreck. It would take a while to repair all of this damage and Snake, for one, was pissed.
"Okay, this is freaky as hell." Ike exclaimed. "No way. I was just kidding before, but now I'm scared."
Master hand soon appeared before the smashers. He had stain and scratch marks on his glove. Or hand. Or body.
"Hello everyone. Is anyone here hurt, injured, or bruised?"
"My pride." Ike said with his head raised. His dumb remark was shaken away by the hand.
"No one? Good. We have business to attend to and nothing that is paperwork related. This, as you may say it, is that someone needs a thrashing. I am asking for anyone who is willing to help, to please come with me. If no one, then I'm afraid that this is up to just me, Snake, Crazy, and Young Link. Is there any volunteers?"
Snake winced when he mentioned Young Link. There goes our cover.
"I'm gonna stay away from this one. I would rather find Roy and get the hell outta here-"
"We're both in. Me and Ike will be glad to help. Besides, we owe this guy a couple of things." Samus interrupted.
"Wait, no! She's crazy. Like I said, maybe next time. Hopefully not." Ike began to walk off.
"*ahem* Ike mustn't of heard me correctly. We OWE this guy a couple of things. A couple of THINGS."
"I'll join too. I don't appreciate the things that have just taken place. BUT, I do think that I need a change of clothes first!" Rosalina chuckled.
Master Hand looked at all of them. "I'm glad for all of your decisions. I am sorry that it has come to this, but it has escalated beyond a joke."
The room fell silent.
"Well!", Master Hand shouted," On to our next objective!
"I don't think we should be enthusiastic about this." Ike mumbled.
Toon Link
11:56 a.m.
Smash Restoration Containment Office #6
Toon Link got hurt. Not too bad, but bad enough to get him in a restoration Containment Office. Yes, he was still laughing and talking like he normally was, but he had a swollen black eye and bloody shoulder. He kept on saying that it didn't hurt, or he was fine, but he was hurt.
(Allow me to explain the restoration offices. The restoration offices are offices that house injured smashers or staff. Yes, they still go to the hospital, but only for major pain and injuries. Dr. Mario is the head of the restoration offices and there are fifteen offices that are available. Smashers are usually there for no more than a couple hours, and can have 'visitors' as Crazy would say it, all of the time, except when being checked. Also, when someone needs their monthly shots or check-ups, this is where they go. One last thing, it's called 'offices' because calling them 'cells' added the wrong feeling and saying 'rooms' was confusing with how many rooms the mansion has. Therefore, Crazy officially and in an unorthodox way declared that they would be called 'offices bro!' without the 'bro'.)
"Come on guys! I'm totally fine! You can stop being so worried now." he told Ness and Lucas. Peach was there too, but she was passing by and was curious. Also, she was luckily outside during the incident. She was fine and dry.
"So let me get this straight, when you ran off, you actually had to use the bathroom. You didn't use YOUR bathroom because you thought that it was the only one without power. I thought we told you that something was wrong with the electricity, but you just forgot. Moving on, once you got to the hall bathroom, that didn't work either, so you had to use the trashcan." Toon Link blushed. Peach was in the room after all. "Afterwards, you were on your way back and stopped to tie your shoes, but then realized that your shoes didn't have strings." He blushed again. "Then you heard a rumbling. There was a bunch of water and you got frantic and ran. Quickly, you slipped on the Pegasus boots because you just 'had an extra pair'. After that was on, you tried to tie those shoes, but they didn't have laces either." Toon's face was as red as a tomato. "You ran, maybe a little too fast and hit the wall, giving you a black eye. As if that wasn't bad enough, a piece of wood that was broken off of an object stabbed into your arm, inflicting damage and forcing you onto the ground. That explains the blood. And lastly, which is the most important, the incredible current picked you up and one of the broken stones bonked your eye up again, further bruising it. Then Greninja found you washed up on the floor, and Master Hand appeared. Okay, did I get all of it, or did I leave out a part?" Ness stared. Toon Link shook his head up and down. His face was hot as a furnace.
"N-Ness, why did you have to repeat everything? He already told us." Lucas stuttered.
"Yeah, but not Peach. Speaking of which, you okay princess?" Ness looked at her.
"Oh, why I am fine thank you. And seeing that everything in here is okay, well average, I think I'll be going. Thank you for having me!" she said in a friendly manner.
"Okay!" Ness smiled.
Unfortunately, I am going to end this right there. I don't want to cram too much in one chapter, or I won't make at least thirteen. Once again, I can't apologize enough for how late this is. Also, I wasn't able to use any suggestions in this one because I wanted to mainly focus on how the Song of Storms prank went horribly wrong, and horribly right! I will do my best to come out with the next chapter AS SOON AS POSSIBLE! I give you my word, because honestly, it pains me to have to keep all of you that care waiting because of my own bad habits and schedule. Anyways, I thank you so much for supporting this fanfiction and it makes me feel glad that I can share this with other people. Alrighty then, I, Tall n' Handsome, bid thee farewell!
WAIT!
Question time. If there was an all you can eat contest between you and Ike, who would win if the LAST thing you ate is what you're eating. So basically, the last thing you ate will be what's on the table. EVEN IF IT'S AN ENTIRE MEAL. Me: Mac n' Cheese and Meat. Winner = Me. Favorite food is the Mac. Always the Mac. LITTLE MAC! *ahem* Well anyways, if you feel like answering that question, then please leave a review! Or if you want to 'flame' this fanfic, I guess you could do that.
NEXT TIME:
Ike uncovers the truth about a hidden project, Snake is tricked into taking Viagra (don't search that up) and ends up getting trapped in a room with Samus, and Crazy Hand gets Crazy! But one more thing! Madame Claudine is hiding behind the scenes for a sneak attack! And someone plans to take thing to the ring! Will our protagonists be able to uncover the nifty and playful tricksters? Or will the opponent get the last laugh? Find out in the next episode of: DRAGON BALL Z!
that is, if anyone's STILL reading.