I don't own YJ! If I did, then… gosh dang it, YJ is pretty much perfect.

Not continuing Girl Problems just yet, I got a strike of inspiration in the middle of the night.

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Vacation Plans

"Hey guys," Dick asked casually while hanging upside-down over the couch, "let's say someone who funds the JL - Bruce Wayne, maybe - gives enough money for us to have a vacation anywhere. Where would we go?"

"Vietnam."

"Italy."

The resident speedster and archer of the Team glared at each other. "Vietnam," Artemis ground out. "Ho Chi Minh, Danang, or Phu Quoc, maybe."

"Italy!" Wally protested. "Pizza, pasta, FOOD!"

M'gann joined in with her own thoughts on the matter. "I hear that Paris is quite romantic."

"ITALY!"

"VIETNAM!"

Kaldur cleared his throat, causing the arguing parties to look at him, annoyed. "The Maldives, perhaps?"

"NO!" came the resounding disagreement.

Dick turned to Conner with a raised eyebrow. "Are you going to input your opinion?"

The clone shrugged. "I don't know why we can't just stay in Mount Justice."

Dick stared at Conner, boggled. "The whole point of a vacation is to see new things!"

"Then someplace we've never gone before on a mission. I don't care."

The Romani boy sighed. "Ah well. At least I tried."

He returned to the scene of the argument. Dick was not pleased to hear whines of, "But, FOOD!" (Wally), shouts going "MY CULTURE, YOU DISRESPECTFUL IDIOT!" (Artemis), quiet, "But on TV…" notes from M'gann, and Kaldur trying to resolve the situation by offering up locations near oceans.

"Guys." The quarrel carried on. "GUYS!" There was really no end in sight. Dick grabbed a button from his utility belt and pushed it. A recording of Dinah's Canary Cry played, and everyone stopped their squabbling immediately.

A wry smile played out on Dick's lips. "Why can't we just spend a week at each location? We stay in Ho Chi Minh for a week, Paris for a week, Italy for a week, and Maldives… well, you get the idea."

Kaldur started to nod in agreement, when Wally replied with an outburst of, "But Italy has more food!"

"ARE YOU ACTUALLY KIDDING ME?!"

"Um, if I may, Hawaii-"

"I could DIE, harpy!"

"GOOD FOR YOU!"

Dick pressed his fingers to his nose. And so it continues.

"You realize this is a hypothetical situation, right?" he asked rhetorically, but even he couldn't hear his own voice over all the screaming.

"Europe," he said finally, leaving the room via zeta tube.

At the Watchtower, various senior heroes were snickering at Robin's unnoticed entrance. The Team just proceeded to fight some more, with Superboy leaning against the wall engrossed with the static on the TV screen.

Batman groaned when he stumbled upon the supposedly older and more mature heroes spying on their younger counterparts. Even more so when they began taking sides.

"Wally is right, why can't they see that?" Flash complained. "Food is essential for life, thus go places where they have food!"

"I'm not even going to question how Robin has my Canary Cry on tape," Black Canary muttered. "Otherwise, it would most likely be best for the Team to follow up with Artemis' decision, it would provide a good learning experience."

Aquaman frowned. "What about all the sea life they could help if they went with Kaldur'ahm's choice? Kaldur'ahm is their leader, is he not?"

Green Lantern - Hal, that is - disagreed. "I think they should go out and see the world at it's finest. I could even fly them there!"

The other Green Lantern - John Stewart - gestured to Superboy. "He seems unbiased, perhaps they should let him choose?"

Superman floated back as the group began arguing like the Team members they were watching. "Did no one hear Robin's idea?"

Batman gave Superman a look that said, 'Don't be an idiot, Kent.' "No. Where do you think the children got their stupidity from?"

"Batman, that's not nice," Robin interrupted, walking up to his mentor. "I just don't think anyone's feeling the aster today, that's all."

Batman's lips twitched upwards slightly as Superman flew backwards, having not noticed the Boy Wonder approaching. "Probably."

Yeah, okay, this is a little short. But I was thinking about in drama where my friend had a role where "But FOOD!" was her reasoning for arguing for Italy (it was super in character for her), and I thought 'Wow, she and KF would get along', and this plot bunny was born.

As for the places Artemis listed, well, my family is Vietnamese, so we head over there a lot. Phu Quoc is beautiful, just saying.

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