Long long long long long long long. The word of the week is long. What am I talking about you ask? Well, yes. Anyways, enjoy. As always, I'm doing my best out here. Feel free to get some popcorn as it might be a long one. Or, slightly longer. That's what she said. What? Also, the game changes. Big time...More pranks and suggestions too! Enjoy! (Pay attention in this chapter, it's kinda important.)
TheShadowStarr23, welcome to the party! That makes 11 here now, right? Or, at least who I've heard from. Anyways, welcome little sis and sit back and enjoy the show! Woo woo! Chapter 7!

Snake looked at Samus with a smirk while she held her face in hands. All the smashers had been accounted for. And you'd never believe who the pranksters are. Wait a minute, the hell am I saying? Yes you do! *ahem* Ike, (who was in a wheelchair and leg was heavily wrapped and in a cast) looked back and forth between them. Toon Link and Ness were supposedly the guys who were behind all of this madness. They didn't mean for it to turn out like this, but they won't chicken out.

"Hey. Samus." Snake whispered and did his eyebrows up and down.

"Damn you. You're the worst." she retorted and pulled out her wallet.

"Wait, how do you carry a wallet? Does that thing have secret pockets or something?" Ike asked curiously. Samus shook her head.

"That's none of your business. Anyways, Ike, how did they treat your leg so quickly?"

"Hey, don't change the conversation."

"Well, this universe is absolutely amazing. They simply just re-connected the bone and said doctor stuff I'm not too sure about. The hospitals are miracle workers. Before, having a broken bone like that would have taken a LONG time to treat, but in this magical world, it was easy. Still gonna take a while to heal, but I should be good."

"That's actually really cool. Do you think they could do the same thing for my wrist?" she asked.

Snake knew what was happening here. "Samus, don't stray."

"I don't know. They could." Ike said. "Speaking of which, what happened to your wrist?"

"Well, when we fought Bowser, it got hurt during the belly-flop of a lifetime. After that, I got into a fight with that asshole Dark Pit. He twisted it further. Demon wouldn't let us through the door. He'll find any reason to fight."

"You put him in his place right? Did he run off crying for Palutena!?" Ike joked. Samus didn't laugh. She only closed her eyes.

"Unfortunately, no. No I didn't Ike. I lost. He took advantage of my wrist and ended up getting the best of me. I don't know where he is now, probably wallowing in his victory. I guess I can't win them all. Sorry about that." she said painfully. Snake put a hand on her arm.

"Samus, don't apologize. Bowser got the best of all of us. It happens to everyone once in a while. Besides, you were fighting with an injury. It'll be alright...Now, where's my money?"

"Fine. Just take it you fiend." she tossed Snake a roll of cash and he stuck it in his pocket.

"Much obliged."

"Fuck you."

"Let's get to work." Snake said and began walking. Samus, Jigglypuff and Pikachu followed behind while Ike saw them off. He was sad to see them go, but was also glad that all his work was done. He was going to go catch a few Z's, when all of a sudden, R.O.B. approached the crippled smasher.

"IKE. YOUR LEG MUST BE TREATED FURTHER AND GIVEN MORE TIME TO REST. BACK TO THE HOSPITAL YOU GO." before anyone could respond, the robot grabbed ahold of him and rocketed him through the roof to the good ol' hospital. Everybody stared, then decided to just leave that one alone. The Boxcars walked towards the glass doubled doors before they were stopped by a strange voice. It was King Dedede.

"Wait, hold on there!" He said in his weird accent. Samus turned to face the penguin.

"Uh, hi? Can I help you?"

"Yeah. Take me with you!" he shouted a little too loudly.

"Uh..." she awkwardly looked back at Snake who shrugged. "No offense, but I don't think that you're uh...Boxcar material." she said, looking him up and down.

"Oh, don't worry about this big ol' belly of mine! I'm pretty snazzy and handy when it comes to my hammer! I need revenge on those brats for the things they've done! It would also be easier to stick with a group, and team 1 ain't letting me join. So, how about it? Wanna let this penguin make ya proud!?" he asked. Samus' eyes narrowed to her usual fierce look.

"Fine. I'll let you tag along, but you've got to listen. Do what we tell you. This may be just a prank, but I'm not joking. Do what you're told and pull your weight...or...do your part." she said.

"Yahoo! There's a team player!" he said, wiping some pieces of exploded jelly donut off his face. "What? Don't look at me like that. It exploded. Nobody messes with a King and his face!" he growled determinedly. Samus shook her head.

"Whatever, let's just go." she said and re-joined the group. King Dedede followed close behind.

The group left the building and began to search for the shadowy figures. They had been given strict orders to not leave anywhere by Master Hand, but Snake refused. He wanted to hurry up and find the two so they could be severely punished and re-build the mansion. They had to be close anyways. The barrier was still here, and they were still taking advantage of it.

"Okay guys, here's the plan: find them. That was just a joke. But seriously, the plan is: Find Ness and Toon Link. We'll split up and go around the perimeter and slowly search inward from there. If you do find them, you must take it upon yourself to capture them. Of course, everyone besides Dedede has a walkie talkie, so be sure to communicate your location. We'll meet back here in an hour and a half to re-plan. They're obviously planning something, so you're going to have to stay on your toes if you want to catch them. Worse comes to worse, we come back here and eat Church's Chicken. Any questions?" Snake said.

"Yeah. If we find one, what do we do?' Dedede asked. Snake facepalmed.

"I wonder...Maybe you should try BRINGING THEM BACK HERE. Anymore questions?"

"Snake, is it really the best idea to split up? I'm not saying we need to stick together, but it seems like an unnecessary action." Samus said.

"We can cover more ground if we split up. Besides, there are five of us, so it would go faster. Alright, we can do this. Boxcars, let's go kidnapping." They disbanded to different corners of the barrier. They were determined, and with much effort, they could find them. Not catch them, but find them. They were truly turning this into a game, an exciting game. Winner takes all. Don't get me wrong, each and every last one of them remembered what the two had done to them, but with the hype of the chase, it kinda nullified the anger and bad feelings. Snake went North, Samus took East, Dedede took West, Jigglypuff took South. Pikachu just looked everywhere, hanging around.

"Wait!" Master Hand appeared and shouted. Everybody turned to him. "Don't cause any harm to the two of them," he said and tossed everyone a net-gun. "I would like them back in one piece. Oh, and be careful. They've proven to be quite..." Master Hand turned towards the mansion. "Destructive. Good luck to you smashers. I will have cake for you when you get back with them." he said and disappeared. No one really paid attention to the last part. Well, except for one person.

"Did he say cake!? That's it, let's move out! Now now now!" Dedede said frantically. Samus rolled her eyes and marched off East. Dedede somehow became faster than Sonic, leaving a huge dust cloud in his tracks. The rest of the team walked off to fulfill their exaggerated duties.

"Hey bro! What's got you so down in the dumps? Not enough action nowadays!?" Crazy asked excitedly, preparing himself for a story. Master Hand sighed and looked at some of the paperwork on his desk.

"Well Crazy, I can see that you're ready for a speech, so I guess that means you really do want to hear. Well, to tell you the truth Crazy, I may have dug a mountain out of a molehill. I-"

"You can do that!?" Crazy rudely interrupted. Master Hand remembered that he can't use figures of speech around Crazy.

"Yes Crazy. I can. But that's not what I meant. I'm talking about our two little trouble makers. They may have brought endless suffering on all of us and have caused mass destruction to the mansion, but I know that most of it was never meant to happen. The two only wanted a little bit of harmless fun, to just interrupt the overwhelming peace of this mansion, not to destroy everything and be put on the run by all the smashers that they've angered. The point of the matter is that I feel I shouldn't have blown this so far out of proportion that the two have fled the mansion. They didn't want this kind of pandemonium. That's what's troubling me so." he said then took a breath. Crazy sat shockingly still during the entire time Master Hand had talked. Patiently I must add.

"Wow bro. Does that mean that they're off the hook?" Master Hand turned towards him so fast that everything fell to the floor.

"Absolutely not Crazy. Do not forget that they destroyed the generators, blown holes into the mansion, injured other smashers, embarrassed Samus several times with their poop nonsense, poisoned the food, driven others like Sheik mad, and even had the nerve prank ME! It is unquestionably unacceptable!" he shouted, sending even more things to the floor. "Don't think I have forgot about the whoopy cushion one. I can't even physically produce gases, even if I were to consume food. And I don't need to eat. Also, let's remember how they have pranked all of the other smashers. The only person who hasn't been pranked is you and Lucas...Wait a second...Why hasn't Lucas been pranked?"

"I dunno. Why don't you just go ask him?"

"That's a good idea Crazy. Nice job."

"Does this mean I get to have some candy? I love candy!" Crazy zoomed straight towards the candy jar sitting lonely on the windowsill. Master Hand karate chopped him through the floor before he did.

"Crazy no! No candy! And you've also made me break another floor. Better add that to the damages. Oh." The floating hand looked through the floor to find a very startled Lucina. She was curled up in the corner with her hand on her paper weapon as Crazy sprawled and fidgeted all of the ground like a gigantic spider.

"Lucina? Are you alright down there? What's wrong?" he asked her. She looked up at him with desperate eyes.

"Get that spider away from me! Don't just sit there!" Crazy was crawling towards her saying 'I'm gonna get ya! Oogabooga!'. She only curled up farther.

"Lucina, you have Arachnophobia? Since when was this?"

"I'll tell you after you get that damned thing away! It's coming closer!" she screamed. Master hand sighed and upper-cutted Crazy through the roof. Shards of broken wood fell from the ceiling, making her shudder.

"Th-thank you Master Hand. That thing was freaky."

"That thing was Crazy Hand. He was just trying to scare you. Unfortunately, he seems to be a little, 'childish' at times. Anyways, you should be with the others downstairs. What are you doing up here?"

"Migraine. Mostly everyone downstairs are a bunch of idiots. My head couldn't take it, so I was just here in my room until Crazy came and scared me half to death."

"That's no excuse to disobey me Lucina. You should have went to Dr. Mario's office instead. I'll excuse you this time, but this is your warning. I'll come tend to the lot of you later." He pointed a gigantic finger towards the door, dismissing Lucina. She folded her arms and walked out. Master Hand floated back through the gaping hole above him and sat in his chair.

"So, much work to do. After I tidy up a bit, I need to go have a little 'chat' with Lucas. Then I have to talk to all of the smashers. Next would be these bills. So much to do..."

Lucas

Smash Restoration Room 009

Lucas wasn't hurt in case you were wondering. He was visiting Rosalina who was rumored to have gotten beat up by Bowser. Or when she was part of that mission. They had been talking for a short time. About the pranksters, about her injuries, and about how it was mostly their fault.

"A-are you sure you aren't angry or anything? Because-"

"Lucas, you don't have to ask anymore. I'll get better. Besides, it was kind enough of you to come and see me in the first place." she said, sipping tea. Along with Luma, whom had a band-aid on it's head.

"Okay. Rosalina, I wanna tell you something. About the pranksters. It's-"

"Let me guess, you were with Toon Link and Ness. But abandoned them midway through your pranking escapade. Am I correct?" she asked, looking him in the eyes. He stuttered, shocked at how obvious it was.

"H-how did you know?"

"It doesn't take very much thought to it Lucas. Number one, you aren't wet. What I mean is, when you decided to flood the mansion, you weren't on the inside, were you? Because you certainly don't seem soaked at all. And you couldn't possibly have dried off, because everything in the mansion got wet too. And since you've been non-stop about pranking, there's no way you could have had the time. Number two, just look at yourself Lucas. Not pranked at all. I could see if someone took your twig, or did something to your hair, but everything looks fine to me. Number three. Ness and Toon Link. Ness. Toon Link. They don't do anything without you Lucas. Anything. I'm surprised that the two are still going right now. Besides, neither one of them are smart enough to set up a trip wire that unleashes several objects flying at me. Thanks by the way. Nor can those two perfectly balance a bucket of blue paint on top of a door. And last, but not least, this is the first time I've seen you all day. Sure, that might seem strange, but everyday I always check on you three to make sure you're not being ignored, being the youngest ones here. I haven't seen you guys all day, until now. Trust me Lucas, it's clear as day." she said, taking another sip.

"I-I'm sorry..."

"It's okay Lucas. I understand things being in all good fun, but learn your limits. You've been forgiven."

"But you're hurt bad."

"I know. I'll recover. Wounds heal, but scars don't. I forgive you, but I'll never forget. We're done here, Lucas. The next time I see you, you'll be held hostage with the Boxcars. Carry on, I can't look at you right now." She waved her hand and Lucas walked out with his head down. He had mixed feelings about what they had talked about. But he knew that no matter what, whether he turned himself in, or waited around, the consequences would be the same. He had one thing to do now. Go find his buddies.

Pit

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"Hellooooooo? Can someone please help me? *sigh* I knew I shouldn't have opened that fortune cookie..."

Master Hand
Smash Auditorium
who know's what time it is?

"*ahem* Everyone! Please settle down!" they carried on. Master Hand sighed. "If you don't settle down this instant, I'll let Crazy take you away one by one!" They all shut up. "Thank you. Now, I know that Toon Link and Ness have been pranking everyone-"

"Death to the pranksters!" Roy shouted, holding a paper-sword in the air. There were a bunch of 'YEAH!'s from everyone.

'No. No. We are not going to kill two of our smashers. Simply punish them horrendously. We now have them very close, and I can tell that soon, this charade will be over. But then it hit me. What happens after that? I just simply punish them? Of course not. So, here's the deal. I am incredibly angry at what they've done to the mansion and you all are mad because of what they've done to you. Now, if everyone contributes, whoever catches them gets the honor of deciding how they get punished without limitations; except death and mutilation. Also, nice crown Marth. Happy Birthday." Marth nodded when Bowser snatched the crown off his head. They fought for it, Marth somehow winning with only one arm. "Uh, yes. Anyways. So. Just to clarify, whoever catches the two will be able to decide their fate, WITHIN reason. Now, are there any questions?" a thousand hands shot up into the air. He sighed. "Wii Fit Trainer?"

"Oh, yes. Is working them to death an option?"

"No. Next question. Yoshi?"

"Yoshi yoshi yoshiiiiiii-yoshi! Hmph, waffle yoshi!" he jumped up and down.

"Okay, I didn't understand the half of that, so uh...here." Master Hand made a waffle appear and gave it to him. Yoshi was satisfied. "Next question...Yes Palutena?"

"Uh, I can't find Pit…"

"Not relevant. Next question! Shulk. Go ahead."

"I'm really feeling it!"

"That's not a question. That's a statement. Next...Dr. Mario?"

"When I-a catch them, can-a I drug them?" Master Hand sighed again.

"NO. Is everyone on crack? Why can't yo-" Lucas burst through the doors. He was avoiding a troop of bomb-ombs with a bunch of bombs. They walked by hooting. Lucas took deep breaths when he noticed that all eyes were on him.

"Uh...hi?"

"Hi Lucas!" everyone shouted at the same time, making the building shake. Master Hand didn't have ears, but still winced at the noise. Lucas figured he looked a little suspicious, so he made his way to the front row and sat awkwardly looking towards Master Hand.

"Ah, Lucas. Just the person I wanted to see. Follow me, I've had enough of these people." he floated through the curtains and Lucas ran after him, tripping and hitting his head. After he was done getting hurt, he ran through the curtains.

"EVERYBODY DISMISSED!" the hand shouted. The smashers begun filing out of the auditorium.

"Hey Marth! You ready to catch some pranksters?" Roy asked him. Marth shot him an evil grin.

"More than ever. It's time to go 'kidnapping'. Muhuhwahaha!" Robin fell through the window and busted up her shins because of what he just said.

"Besides that horrid pun you just made, it's time to go. I hope you really are ready." He walked towards the doors.

"I was born ready. My middle name is ready. I can go without my sword and still be ready. Ready." Marth was a little too pumped. I wonder what they did to him...Anyways-

"Whatever you say, princess."

"Shut the hell up grandpa!" Roy turned around sharply. He was still a little sensitive about his hair.

"Hey. Guess what?"

"What?" Marth asked. Roy walked away. Marth hated it when he did that. He would stay up all night wondering what he was going to say. And now he has to know. "Don't do this, Roy. Please just tell me." Roy shook his head and walked farther off. "Get back here you bastard!" he ran after him, making his arm sling bounce up and down against his chest. Everyone finally cleared out of the auditorium. This is the part where I skip to another person to bring up a different part of the plot. Please don't be angry. Thanks darling.

Ike

Jungle Soft Hospital: Room 206

1:22 pm

Ike was just snoozing and minding his own business. R.O.B. forced him back, but that doesn't mean he wasn't going to take that nap. Digesting foil and enjoying being wounded. He had gotten x-rayed, talked to the doctors, eaten, and would be able to go home by tomorrow morning, (according to the robot who has now left). Great and stuff. Things were going good, pretty peaceful. Until a man shrieked and broken glass sounded. Ike jolted upwards at the sudden commotion searching around the room. Nothing but a brightly lit room with medical carp cornering the sides and stuff. His door was made of glass (strong) and the curtains were open. There was a man who was holding his head as nurses inched closer. He had a glass shard and pointed it at them. He cried and mumbled 'Leave her alone' to himself. Ike was shocked to see this mentally unstable man with a potential weapon and no security around. The man grabbed one of the women and held the glass shard up to her neck, saying 'They told me to. They told me to tear it apart.' to everyone. Security ran up and aimed guns at him, pleading him to release the hostage. By this time, Ike was already running to aid them. And by 'running', I mean army crawling after ripping his entangled leg away from the bed. He opened the door and slowly crawled behind the man.

"Motherfucker, that hurts like hell." he drug his leg along. "Lucky I'm a nice guy, lady, or you would be toast…" he mumbled through gritted teeth. "I thought the mansion was effed up, but it looks like this kind of shit happens every day here." Security noticed Ike crawling behind him and he shot them a wink and they felt slightly better. Ike finally got behind the guy as he mumbled more stuff to himself. He picked up a shard of glass and sliced the back of the man's foot. He yelped and fell down, releasing the woman. Ike caught him, pinned him to the ground, putting his arm behind his back. Quickly, security ran over and cuffed the man.

"Yeah. Go team." no one was paying attention to Ike. They were too focused on the man. Ike smiled. "Looks like my window of opportunity…" He rolled, then regretted it. He decided to crawl once more towards the double doors that led to the first floor. "Well, how do I get past this...Wait, got an idea…" Ike threw himself down the stairs, swearing and shouting on the way down. He hit the bottom of the floor with a thud, slamming his fist on the ground. "Gods damn this fucking leg...Ah! Son of a bitch!" he swore. The first floor was beyond another two double doors. To his left was an exit out of the building. Following same procedures, he crawled through the automatic doors and found some wheelchairs propped up lonely in on the walls. "Sweet. Looks like things are beginning to look up. Ike, the Wandering Warrior. I can see it now!" he laughed to himself. "But where would I go after this? I guess I could go back to the mansion, go to a restoration room. Anywhere that's not this weird place." he heard another scream. "Yep. Just going to leave that one alone…" It took Ike fifteen minutes to get in the wheelchair and figure out how to use it. He slowly wheeled himself out and saw two shadowy figures running in front of him. They both tripped over each other. "What the-?" one of their masks fell off. "Oh, hey Ness. How's it going?" Ike asked, unaware that it's because of them he's in a wheelchair. Toon Link took off his mask and tried to act normal.

"It's going fine Ike. I see that you're out of the hospital. Which was quick." he said, smiling nervously. Ness urged Toon Link to keep moving, but he had a plan.

"Me? Nah, I just snuck out. Those guys in there are weird. Hey, shouldn't you two be back at the mansion? Aren't the Boxcars rounding everyone up?" they looked at each other. "Master Hand already figured out that it was actually CRAZY who started pranking everybody. He broke the generators, put stuff in all of our rooms, just a bunch of stuff. You wouldn't believe it, Master Hand punched a crater into the ground when he found out. Me and Ness are cosplaying as...uh...Heartless from Kingdom Hearts." he stuttered. Ike tilted his head to the side.

"Not to be that guy, but your costume could use some work."

"Yeah, we know. Just got to make do with what you have."

"One more question."

"Yeah?" Ness asked nervously.

"What's with the big blue thing?" he was talking about the barrier. They looked to the right.

"Oh, that? Uh…" Toon Link had nothing to say. Ness had his back.

"Master Hand set up a barrier to keep Crazy from running away. He'll be dealt with shortly and it will disappear. Welp, other than that, me and Toon are gonna get back to what we were doing…" he elbowed Toon Link.

"Huh-oh yeah." he pulled his sword from his sheath and pointed it towards the sky. "Onwards, to...a random forest!" he said and the two walked off. Ike smiled.

"I'm glad that they still keep themselves entertained. At least, without all of this new technology." he began to wheel away, but something didn't feel right. Something WASN'T right. Then it hit him. Quickly he turned around and called after the boys.

"Hey! Toon Link!" they turned around. "Why isn't your sword paper?" Toon Link and Ness had made a big mistake. If Crazy would be giving swords back, he knew that immediately he would have the pleasure of exploding through Ike's wall to get it to him. But that wasn't the case. Also, the two of them were acting PRETTY strange. Ness began to sweat beads while Toon Link grinned like an idiot. They whispered to each other.

"Crap! Toon Link, what do we do?"

"Don't worry, he's in a wheelchair. Remember those 'things' I got for a chair?" Ness nodded. "Follow my lead." they walked towards him. "My bad, I didn't hear you. What'd you say Ike?"

"Nothing, just wondering how come YOUR sword isn't paper is all."

"Oh, that's because-hold up. You got a rock stuck in your wheel." Ike looked back. He did have a rock stuck in his wheel. "I'll get it." Toon Link and Ness ran to opposite sides of the wheelchair and began fiddling with it. Ike examined the blue barrier.

"Man, Master Hand sure was serious about keeping Crazy at bay."

"Yep." the little swordsman grunted as he finished whatever he was doing. Something smelled like it was burning. "Hey lke. You know when you let go of a balloon and it floats up forever? What actually happens to it?" Ike had forgotten his own question.

"Well Toon Link, what goes up-" Now the burning smelled really strong. Ike's wheelchair started to levitate.

"What the hell is going on?" he looked at the side of the chair to see two small rockets tied on the sides of his chair and a tiny green fuse burning down. "OH SHIT!"

"-Must come down!" Toon Link and Ness both laughed as Ike shot up high into the air. He was crooked, so the chair flew way over to the left, just above a lopsided piece of hospital. The two boys jumped and high fived. "Nice thinking Toon Link!"

"Thanks, it was nothing. Now, you ready to get set up? For the final challenge? The last hurrah? Because it's time to change the game. We got the boxcars and Master Hand along with Crazy on our tails, so we have to be on the top of the tier list when it comes to skill. We have to be-"

"For the love of goddesses, I get it. Lets just get stuff finished. After this, we should be good for a while, and make a fortune while we're at it. So, to answer your question, I'm ready whenever you are buddy." They walked a bit further past the hospital to a big grassy field that had a few trees scattered from here to there. They ran to the third one they saw and press a spot that was slightly brighter than the other and a grassy trapdoor panel hidden basement lock opened in the ground, revealing a hidden passageway below the tree. (Now pay attention because this is important as there will pretty much be no more pranks in the mansion, but here instead.) They walked down, thinking hard about what had happened so far that day. Now, no matter what they were going to get caught, so they might as well go down with a bang. (Real quick, thanks for reading this far and supporting the story. If you have any ideas for this room, which is specifically for pranking, please tell me and you will be mentioned and credited. I got a couple of other stories running and many references come from those and the other way around, so I will explain them when the time comes. Go read and The Game. Thanks, and see you at the end.) They had pranked Master Hand, created entirely different rooms thanks to Ness' and Lucas' knowledge of illusions, stole a mega EMP from Solid Snake, pranked Samus several times with crap jokes (and accidentally seen her naked), destroyed the mansion, glued a blue mask to Mewtwo's face (that sounds familiar), lost Lucas, stole everyone's swords, turned Charizard blue, made Pit not here no more (wha?), forced smashers to bond, addressed the fact that today's Marth's birthday, figured out what a time warp truly is, and seen the end of the universe. Now it was time to set up the big bang of the project. They walked down into the tunnel and closed the door behind themselves. Toon Link snickered deviously as he viewed his gorgeous creation. Project: P.R.A.N.K. (Play Room And Nincompoop Kicker): Act I scene I. A long dark hall lay in front of them, dripping in secret paths and hidden traps. Invisible strings and obvious tricks, leading to something else. For an absolute troller, it was absolutely beautiful. Vines, fire that's not fire, pies (obviously), Lolipops, and even evil donuts. So many cringes and he would be the leader of it all. His domain. Oh, he couldn't wait.

Dr. Mario
Smash Restoration Room 009
forgot what time...

"Okee-dokee Rosalina! You should-a be all ready to go!" he told her. Her wounds were healed, cuts and everything. And it only took seventy-three 1-ups to get the job done. She looked normal, but she felt sore all over.

"Thank you Mari- I mean, Dr. Mario. It's been a pleasure." she nodded and left the room. Dr. Mario kicked his feet up. He had dealt with all of his patients, and had paperwork to do. But he said 'Screw-a that bullshit!' and knocked it all to the floor.

"It's-a time for some kid finding! And-a I know exactly how to-a find them." Dr. Mario pulled out a strange device. It had all of the smashers keyed into it, and he switched it to Toon Link and Ness. Trackers. He had made sure everyone had one. The only people he didn't have was Bayonetta, Ike, and Olimar. Other than that, everyone ingested one at the beginning of the tournament many years ago. Well, Ike did eat one, but his digestive system and metabolism proved to be too much for the device, burning in the acid. Bayonetta wasn't dumb enough to fall for it, and Olimar never ate. As for those like R.O.B. or Mewtwo, he put it inside R.O.B.'s exhaust pipe and injected it into Mewtwo without him finding out. It was during a checkup. The radar beeped in a constant pace as he looked around where they were.

"Well, this-a should be easy!" he thought as he finally left the restoration rooms.

The doctor walked out of the restoration area like normal, walking past others making discussions in the hall, mainly about the two pranksters. He headed through the destroyed main lobby doors and took a breath of fresh air. Then he pulled out his tracker. Several dots beeped on it, showing different angles and people as he adjusted the view on it. Satellites are awesome; keying in on the tracker's location. He aimed it around to get a better signal.

"Okay, now, if I-a find them, I'll get-a to punish them with my maximum-a fury!...On second thought, if I-a fail, then no one will-a believe that I found them! And they definitely can't-a find out about-a the tracker...I know! I'll-a just find someone to go with me!" His tracker only went as far as the barrier since he loses connection because of Master Hand. The doctor decided that he would put smashers in a category of one through six and then roll a die. And so on...and so on...He started counting them up, and for some reason, got ten in each group.

"Wait...Something's not-a right. There's-a sixty, including me, excluding Samus in her-a power suit...who in the ibuprofen is-a...Oh wait! There's-a Snake, I almost-a forgot about him! Luckily I was able to put one in his-a mushroom stew. But that leaves one more…" Dr. Mario started scrolling through the people on his tracker within range of him. Charizard, Donkey Kong, Robot Bo-err Mega Man, Young Lin- what? Young Link? When did he get here? The tracker from over thirteen years ago still beeped with him. But how come the doctor hadn't known? What was he doing and where was he?

"I'm-a going-a to find out." he said to himself and began to walk in the direction of the tracker. Without looking, he fell through the ground that was covered in leaves. "THERE'S-a MORE TRAPS!?" he yelled and fell down into a large dark hole. The light grew dimmer and dimmer until he smacked into the ground like an old pancake.

"Oof!" he landed flat on his stomach in a belly-flop position, making the belly-flop grow more repetitive. "Ugh...W-where am-a I?" the light from above was too dim to make out anything and the tracker was beeping like crazy. Either the doctor's heart rate was failing, or he was right next to another smasher. "Got to find-a some way to light-a the room…" he pulled out his lighter (he doesn't smoke, he just has it for...reasons.) and turned it on. The small flame didn't do much, but enough for him to spot the light switch right beside him. He flicked it and was surprised to find himself in the mysteriously warm meat locker. It was under the mansion, not directly. In the center of the room hung a very miserable Pit, who wasn't sure what reality was anymore. He just hung with a sad look on his face, swinging while upside-down and not even noticing Dr. Mario's presence. The doctor squinted.

"P-Pit? Is that-a you? What happened?" he asked, running up to him. It wasn't until he tapped on the angel until he finally noticed Dr. Mario.

"Dr. Mario? Where'd you come from? Are you here to rescue me? Please rescue me! Pretty please?"

"Yes, Pit. I'm-a gonna help-a you…" he untied his hands and Pit untied his feet. He hit the floor with a thump and got up, happy as could be.

"Yes! Finally, I knew I would get out some day! Thanks doctor. You're the best!"

"I need-a you to help me-a find Toon Link and-a Ness."

"Why? Speaking of which, I've been down here a LONG time. What's going on up above with everyone else?" Dr. Mario slapped his forehead, thinking that there was no way he could possibly have been oblivious to everything. The waterslide, Madame Claudine, the various pranks that included his, Master Hand's speech, The Boxcars. Too much had happened for him to not know what was going on. Too much to explain. So the mustached man decided on what would go perfectly his way.

"They-a drew sexual pictures on-a Palutena's wings."

"They did what!?" the angel screamed out, reaching for his bow, only to realize that it wasn't there. He didn't have it. "Oh no! What do I do, I don't have my bow!? I can't fight with my hands! That's a crime against humanity!" he fell to his knees.

"Maybe you should-a have attended 'Palutena's Boot-a Camp' that she-a offered when-a you fought Little Mac. Now, you're-a hopeless!" Pit was still on his knees, hitting the floor. "*sigh* If-a only you were-a more vulgar and less-a innocent you'd be-a more useful…" A light bulb appeared above his head. Quickly, he switched the search engine to Dark Pit who was on the border of the map. The beeping was really slow, which meant his pulse was below average. Dr Mario figured he just got pranked hard. Now he considered his choices between Young Link and Dark Pit. Young Link was smart, fast, strong, and pretty kind. Dark Pit was vulgar, sexual, annoying, weak, and pretty much the worst person to meet in the smash mansion ever. Bowser was an asshole, but even Ganondorf was pretty chill most of the time. He says that he only has beef with Link and Zelda, but this isn't the place. But Pittoo, when he first came to the mansion, he was actually really quiet, if not, just a bit spiteful. But now he's full on asshole, doing nearly whatever he can just to ruin one person's day. He was probably the single-handedly most terrible person to choose ever. Dr. Mario immediately decided to go find L.L., but Pittoo's low pulse made him worried. It was settled. He would go find L.L. then go help Dark Pit, while looking for Toon Link and Ness on the way. The doctor worked all this out in merely 7.2 seconds.

"I know what I-a gotta do…" Pit stopped squirming on the floor.

"What's that?"

"Tsk tsk. You can't-a know because it is-a secret. Now, I've-a freed you from-a the ropes so you should probably go-a check on-a Palutena. I've-a got work to do." He said, climbing into the ceiling, back to freedom. Pit looked up at him then looked at the door to the cellar. He decided against it and flew outta there.

Dr. Mario emerged from the ground with Pit, shocking Cloud who was starting his search. Pit ran inside the mansion while Cloud's fearsome gaze stopped the doctor in his tracks.

"Dr. Mario, what are you doing? And what is that?" he asked, pointing to the tracker. The tracker beeped in the medic's hand. This was not good.

"Uh...You-a mean this? N-nothing. Just-a video games…" he stuttered. Cloud's eyes narrowed.

"May I see it doctor?" before he could answer, Cloud swiped it out of his grip.

"Hey! Give that-a back!" he yelled at him. Cloud grew stern as he realized what the device truly was.

"Are you...tracking us?"

"Uh...No?"

"Don't tell lies. You are tracking us. Why?"

"Well...in case of-a emergency, I-a need to know where all of-a the smashers are. Even-a previous ones. I have-a heart rates, pulses, how-a much air you are-a getting, many more stuff. It'll also help-a me track down those two brats!" he gritted his teeth.

"What did they do to you?" Dr. Mario turned around to show Cloud a gigantic bald spot in the back of his head. More than likely shaven. He also lifted up his coat and shirt to show two big red spots on his stomach in the shape of rectangles.

"Removing that-a wax paper hurted more than a reverse-a Warlock Punch…" he said, wincing as he put his shirt back down. Cloud held back the laugh and kept his hard look.

"Well, you must really want to catch these two. But going alone? I think you should think again doctor." he tossed the tracker back and turned the other way. "Don't worry, I won't tell about your tracker to anyone. But I suggest that you find someone to go with. It's dangerous to go alone." he said and began to walk off.

"Cloud-a wait!" Cloud looked over his shoulder.

"I-a do plan to go with-a someone! I have-a two people in mind. If we-a could find them, we could catch-a the two jokesters before-a the Boxcars do!" he shouted. Cloud raised an eyebrow.

"We?"

"Yes! Why don't-a you come along-a with us? You'd-a be the second-a strongest and the smartest! WIth my-a medical expertise, your-a strength, Pittoo's determination, and Young-a Link's stealthiness and wits, we could-a be unstoppable!" he said.

"You plan on finding Dark Pit? And you say Young Link? Who is he?"

"He's a veteran from-a Melee. And don't-a worry, he's-a friendly! Just gotta make-a sure we don't-a tell him that-a we're trying to beat-a the Boxcars. And-a I'll just blackmail Pittoo. So, what-a do you say?" he asked with a bright smile. Cloud had to process this first. Wits and stealth, that matched Solid Snake. Strength, that matched with Samus. Determination, that matched with Rosalina and Jigglypuff, but Rosalina was gone. And medical expertise, they didn't have that. But the Boxcars had four and maybe more by now. It was only a matter of time before they would encounter and fight. Unless they started right away.

"Yes. But we have to start now." he said.

Cloud has joined the party! Okay, I change my mind. We're not doing that. Moving on. The two men headed towards the wounded smasher, Dark Pit, to start their new team. Then, they shall find the veteran smasher Young Link to aid them on their quest to beat up little kids. They looked into the blazing sun, on it's way to lay itself down for a royal nap. They walked…

"H-hey wait! Dr. Mario?" a feminine voice called out. He grumbled to himself and turned, scanning the area. Then he walked around the corner to find Robin (F) sitting on the ground with bloodied knees. "Uh, can-can you bandage my knees right quick?" she stuttered, obviously embarrassed. The doctor sighed and asked Cloud to wait one second.

"What-a happened?" he said as he bent down to get a better look. Yep, she busted a lot more than her shins. Hurt her knees too. Whatever she did, she screwed up.

"Oh. Well, I was walking out of the auditorium when I heard Marth tell this terrible joke, and I tripped, flew over a conveniently placed cactus and scratched my knees, fell down the stairs, and out of the third floor window. You have no idea how much that crap hurts." she said, wincing as he began spraying and gauzing and the stuff that doctors do.

"Robin?"

"Yeah?"

"The auditorium is-a on-a the first floor…" he stopped.

"I know! That's the crazy thing about it! It's like, first, you're walking out of the mansion and the next thing you know, you're in a room full of drinks that send you to your impending dart doom! Man, when my brother told me about that, I couldn't breathe."

"Yes, some-a weird stuff has-a been going down in-a the mansion lately. And when I find those-" he looked back at Cloud, who was staring intently at the two.

"When-a WE find those two little bi-*ahem* brats, we're gonna make them-a pay sooooooo-a hard...And-a there! I'm-a finished." Robin's legs were wrapped around the knee and had been cleaned of the terrible and bitter fluid; blood. Made that sound way more important than it was. "Is-a there anything else?" he asked, obviously in a hurry.

"Yes actually. I think I bruised my ass in the fall. Could you...maybe take a look at that?" she asked, turning red. He sighed.

"Yes, but let's-a make this quick...Cloud, help-a me take her to my office." he asked and Cloud picked her up.

"Uh, I can walk…"

"It's-a better if you stay-a off of your feet for a moment. This-a way Cloud. Also, Robin, act-a hurt. You know-a what-a these idiots think nowadays when-a two smashers get close to each other. They act-a like this is a god damned high-a school or something." he said, walking through the double doors that were...pretty broken. As they walked through the hall, the three traveled to the seventh floor, where the doctor's personal office was. He didn't feel like going into a restoration room, so they were going here. He took out his keys and started to unlock the door when something blue strutted around the corner. Cloud signaled Robin. Sonic walked down the hall, deep in thought and nearly crashed right into them.

"Hey. What's up Dr-"

"OH GOD! THE PAIN IS UNBEARABLE! AAAAAHHHH! MY ARM IS BROKEN! MY LEGS ARE TORN! IT'S LIKE I'M IN A FUCKING TORTURE CHAMBER AND BEING WHIPPED TO DEATH! OH DEAR GODDESSES, PLEASE HELP ME!" Robin screamed at the top of her lungs, scaring the hell out of Sonic and Dr. Mario. She continued to scream and Cloud quickly rushed her into the room. Sonic looked back and forth between them.

"Uh...She's uh...It's that-a time of-a the month." the doctor said without thinking. Sonic backed away a bit.

"Yeeeeaaah, I have to use the bathroom. Sooooo…" he sped down the hall faster than Road Runner. Dr. Mario ran into his office and shut the door behind him.

"That's-a not even-a close to what I-a asked you to do, Robin! You attracted-a more attention that-a way!" he growled.

"Sorry sorry. That may have been a bit much."

"A bit-a much? That was-a-"

"Dr. Mario. We need to get going. We need to be quick, or a fight with the Boxcars is unavoidable." Cloud interrupted. Robin looked peculiarly at the two.

"Why are you guys trying to fight the Boxcars?" she said, bending over and dropping her pants slightly.

"We don't-a plan on-a fighting them, but it is very much a possibility. Your bottom looks fine Robin. I got Tylenol and ice." he said, taking one look and yawning.

"We plan on looking for Toon Link and Ness and we gather a few. We would be thankful if you aided us." Dr. Mario snapped around at Cloud. He whispered to him.

"Cloud, what-a are you talking about? Not-a to be stereotypical, but the Fire Emblem-a guys are too troublesome! Having her around is-a just going-a to draw attention, especially her-a friends!" he quietly yelled. Robin was buttoning up her pants.

"Yeah, but the more help we have, the better the advantage! Besides, Robin is a tactician. She'll strategize somethings and in case we have to make a decision she will figure something out! We could really use her." he argued. The silently fought against each other until Robin poked her head curiously in between them.

"Uh, I can help you guys for helping me, if that's what you're talking about."

"No!" "Yeah!" Cloud and the doctor shouted at once. They sighed.

"Doctor, let's settle this like men. You. Me. Arm wrestle. Right now. Whoever wins gets to decide what goes and gets the tracker." he said. Dr. Mario laughed and they walked to a table.

"You-a forget that-a I used to be a referee! Don't-a think that I didn't go a few rounds with-a Great Tiger myself!" he sneered.

"I thought that was Mario?"

"No-o! He was-a plumber back-a then. Good-a times...Little Mac-a sure was a fighter. But now it's time-a for you to-a prove yourself! Let's-a go!" he sat in a chair across from Cloud and sat his arm in position. Cloud had rolled up his sleeves (he was wearing a blue long sleeved shirt) and did the same. Cloud's arm was bigger than Dr. Mario's, so the handle was a little awkward. They were doing left arms and had gotten ready. Robin ran over and held their hands.

"Ready...go!" she let go and they didn't move. They both were actually struggling to take each other down. But in the long run, Cloud's strength from hauling around a gigantic sword everyday helped him win, slowly bringing down the doctor. It was soon over and Dr. Mario was very disappointed.

"Well...You're-a stronger than-a I anticipated. Fine, have it-a your way." he pouted, handing him the tracker.

"Robin, you're coming with us."

"Huh? Oh, sure. Why not? Lead the way!"

Robin has joined the part-okay, seriously, I'm done.

"Hey, doc?"

"Yes Robin?" he asked as he was grabbing some things he might need on the trip.

"Have you been in here today before now?"

"No, why?" Robin looked at everything she touched closely and cautiously.

"It's nothing. Are we ready to go?"

"Yep! Let-a me lock-a the doors…" as they were exiting his office, Dr. Mario tripped over a trip wire and was launched into a chair that locked him in place. "What the-" Cloud ran over to try to help him when a voice sounded.

"Hey there! Looks like you're all strapped in, so relax and enjoy your flight!" the recording stopped.

"Flight? What does it mean by flight?" asked Robin. Cloud's eyes widened and he grabbed Robin's hand and quickly grabbed the chair. It shot off out of the office and straight down the hall.

"WHAT-A IS HAPPENING!?" the doctor screamed as he was taken away.

"This is why you should always check your shit! Now we're all pranked!" Robin yelled back.

"We're being taken to the balcony! Dr. Mario, it's going to launch you off! From this angle, you'll fly right into Sunshine Lake! I heard that there is piranhas in there…" Cloud trailed off. They sped towards two open doors.

"No no no! I don't-a want to swim with piranhas! I just-a got new-" the latches on the chair released Dr. Mario and catapulted him out to sea. "SHOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEES!" he cried out as he slowly disappeared into the air. Robin and Cloud tumbled over each other when the Chair of Calamity came to a short stop.

"Damn it, he's gone. I have the tracker…" Cloud said, watching it beep. Robin dusted herself off.

"We can find him, right?"

"Yeah. For now, let's get a move on. Also, watch your step. Looks like some pranks haven't been activated yet."

"THIS ONE AIN'T OVER YET KIDDIES!" the recording yelled, shocking both of them. Immediately, the balcony grew narrow and taller. It made a box over them, trapping them inside.

It was dark on the inside of the...deck box, (Ha! Yugioh reference…). The box was pretty cramped and Cloud and Robin were squished together (kinda).

"What is happening?" Cloud growled.

"I-ugh-think we're being smashed to death. No no no...We're just stuck." she stuttered.

"How do we get out?"

"Maybe we gotta…" she tried moving, but got nowhere.

"Robin."

"Yeah?"

"You're on my foot." she tried her best to move, but stumble back a little bit and only made things worse.

"How the fuck do we get the hell out of this goddamned box!?" she began to get flustered. Cloud tried to calm her.

"Robin, calm down. We're going to get out of here. What if we asked nicely?"

"Like that'll frickin work. HEY! CAN WE LEAVE NOW!?" the box began shaking. "Oh great! Now we're shaking. Got any more great ideas Cloud!?" she fussed.

"To be honest, that wasn't nicely. Robin, there has to be some way out of here. You need to stay calm otherwise we're never going to get out of here. Toon Link and Ness didn't somehow make this confounded contraption to trap us forever. Now, if you don't calm the hell down right now, I'm going to shut you up, got it?"he snapped.

"Fine. Whatever. Maybe I can slice my way out of here. Shit, dropped the sword. Damn it. There. Got it again. Still got the book. Hold on, I have an idea." she said. The tactician was coming out of her. "Elwind!" she shot herself up a bit and hit her head on the ceiling. But she cut the floor open. Cloud stomped hard on the hole, making it wide enough for one of them.

"Good idea. Well, after you m'lady." he joked. She elbowed him and slowly let herself through the hole.

"Cloud! Help me back in!" he looked down to notice that they were hanging over a gigantic pit of nothingness. At least, over 70 feet until ground. Quickly, he grabbed her hand and pulled her up into the box. She sat and her feet dangled. "Damn, that didn't work. Cloud, any ideas?"" he was quietly thinking. "Let's see...I've got an idea. But we both might end up getting hurt bad."

"I'm down for anything." she nodded.

"Although it's not allowed in the tournament, I have an attack called Meteorain, where I can make it rain meteors. If I use it on this spot, we could get blown back into the mansion. If not...let's hope we survive the fall. You ready?" Robin nodded again and he shook his head. Cloud grabbed his sword and angled it downwards.

"Seriously, what type of prank is this? Here goes...Stars! Rain down!" Meteors from the sky rained and crashed into the box thingy, sending it flying backwards into the mansion wall. It split open and sent Cloud and Robin careening backwards, hitting the wall. Cloud and Robin both stabbed into the wall and stuck there. Their bodies burned.

"Well, you were right! That did hurt. But now what? Can you do it again?" she coughed through the burning. Cloud shook his head vigorously.

"That was a Limit Break. We're lucky I was able to do it once. We gotta figure something out from here." There was a charging noise. Cloud looked down to see Robin doing something.

"Archthunder!" she shouted and blew a hole in the wall. They swung through it and toppled over each other once more. They got off of the ground and turned to see that they were in Peach's room, who was startled.

"Well, that certainly was exciting, huh?" Cloud smiled, a rare sight.

"*huff* *puff* If you say so. Now, you ready to get on with this little 'activity'?" she asked, out of breath.

"Yep. Let's get the hell out of here." They walked out the door, finally starting what they needed to do.

"Hey Peach." they said in unison as they left the room. But she was too shocked about her wall than anything else.

I've been re-motivated to continue this fic. I have decided to update regularly from now on. I apologize for the balls-long wait as it's been, like, six months. I did take some time to begin working on things to benefit my own future, life and other stories got in the way. Thank you for reading this far and continue to read! There are still going to be pranks, but not as many until we get to the Toon Link Fuckroom where we're going all in. No holding back. After this series is over, I plan to update more onto it, just being pranks in general. That way, I won't have to create new stories to post more pranks.
Seems like the game is changing, eh? Now, it's a dang competition to see who can kill Toon Link and Ness first! And what of Lucas? What did Master Hand want with him? I wonder...If you have any ideas for pranks, ANY IDEAS for pranks, I accept them with open arms and credit you in the process! Come join the party!
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