"Hey Ness?"

"Yeah Toon Link?"

"Do you think we're digging ourselves into a bigger hole by doing this? I mean, judging by getting chased out of the mansion and how you got beat up by Sheik, I'm pretty sure that I can deduce that people are steamed that we got em' good. But do you think it'll get worse?" Toon Link asked as he carefully laid out a string. He and Ness carefully backed up over it to be sure to not set off the prank. It could be bad considering that a panel would open up in the floor.

"Nah Toon Link. Like I said a long while back, we're all family here. Nobody's going to take this too personally. Besides, I can take a beating. Sheik isn't even close to the worse I've faced. Giygas was terrifying. Sheik is childsplay to compare. But even though Ike's leg was broken, Rosalina was cut up, and Charizard was painted blue, we'll someday be able to look back on this day and laugh all together. And hey, maybe even Snake will decide to stick around. Who knows?" he shrugged moving on down the path. "C'mon Toon Link, we still have round two to set up. And I can tell these guys will find this place soon." Toon Link stumbled after him, nearly tripping over his own feet.

"Ness, one more question." Ness stopped walking and looked over his shoulder, slightly annoyed.

"Yeah T.?"

"Do you think Lucas will come back?"

Welcome back to another chapter of Toon Link's Prank Day! We're drawing near the end aren't we? Don't worry, that's no problem! The family (and party) will always stick around! Sorry for the wait, life kinda gets in the way, but whatever. Anyways, we have some important things to get to so pay attention! Got any questions or suggestions for the story? Want some pranks used in the story? I'm going to use every one I've gotten so far that hasn't been used! (don't worry, Samus won't be trolled with laxatives anymore...maybe) So I'll need everybody's help. Including YOU! I'm talking about you! Hey, don't just skip the bolded part! I'm talking here! Wait!

Marth

Team Link
Spark City

The five were all walking through the city, admiring all of the wanted posters of Ness and Toon Link. Several people were eying the group suspiciously, knowing that they were from the smash mansion but not knowing that they were also looking for the two troublemakers. Marth had been quiet on the trip so far, but he was actually thinking about what he would do when he finally caught the two. That and what he would have for dinner tonight. He was getting kind of hungry. And a powerful prince needs a powerful meal, especially full of protein and iron. Not Ike size though, that'd be ridiculous. Link and Robin had been talking about whatever. If anything, they were actually kind of annoying with how...well...annoying they were being. They were always arguing about something. At one point he just couldn't take it anymore.

"Hey, could you two quiet down a bit? You're making it hard to concentrate." he bitterly said, arm sling swaying with his words.

"Oh come on Marth, you don't always have to be so serious." Link scratched the back of his head.

"I'm never serious! If anything, it's been awhile since I have thought about something. I need not to forget about my responsibilities as well." Robin nodded.

"Well, I can't disagree. But we are in the middle of a giant city, that's pretty crowded right now." he ran a hand through his hair while Link sighed.

"Man, this group is so boring. Marth's thinking about responsibilities, Lucina is being monotone, Robin has no brain, and Zelda-" she turned towards him.

"Yes Link? Something you had to say?"

"Nope. Nothing at all. Holy crap, look! It's Jigglypuff!" he pointed. She shook her head.

"Link, that's the oldest trick in the b-" he pulled her down and crouched behind a bench. Jigglypuff seemed to be in a hurry, scurrying through the crowd.

"She's a member of the Boxcars, what's she doing here?" Marth whispered. Lucina did her shoulders up and down.

"I don't know, but I do know that her finding us is trouble, especially since we're defenseless with no weapons. Zelda's our biggest defense!" she whispered to the rest of the gang.

"I say we follow her. She's got to know something if she's in a hurry." Robin said. A shorter woman was minding her own business when she saw the group ducking behind the bench. She looked at them strangely.

"Guys, we need to leave. People are giving us weird looks." Zelda told them. She and the others all got up and pretended to have been looking for a lost contact. They walked away before anyone asked questions, slowly trailing behind Jigglypuff. It's not often that the people see the smashers out and about, but when they do, they can already figure that they're up to something. Especially after The Great Drop, which was named when a group of smashers managed to blow a giant hole in the ground and a shopkeeper was dropped in after being knocked over a large crowd. His child now owns the shop while he can never walk again. Although it was years ago, right when the tournament started, it still hasn't been forgotten. Forgiven, yes, but not forgotten. The group quickly followed Jigglypuff while masking their presence with the large crowd. She seemed to be in a hurry, dodging people left and right. Wherever she was going, she was having company. And they're not coming for tea.

Roy

Large Grassy Field Next To Orange Orange Hospital

Some time

"Come on Corrin, there has to be more clues somewhere around here. If we can find them then we can beat them up, take them back to Master Hand, and then beat them up more!" Roy cracked his knuckles. Corrin was crawling in the tall grass, looking for anything suspicious.

"It's going to be pretty difficult to fight two smashers without our swords, Roy. I mean, I'm not sure how sure you are without your blade, but I do know that Toon Link and Ness are pretty capable." He plucked a flower out of the ground and ate it.

"Yeah, but you are a weapon. Don't forget that you can turn into a damn dragon. It shouldn't be that bad. Besides, Toon Link and Ness only want to prank us, not fight us. They won't attack us."

"It's different when you're trying to punch them in the face. Roy, I don't think they'll just sit by and let you smash their teeth in. It just doesn't work like that." Roy looked at the trees that were strangely close to each other. And they were both the only two out there. But he ignored that small detail. For now. He stretched his back, getting bored of what seemed pointless.

"I mean, you do have a point. But it's like this: If I wanted to prank Ike by getting him hit in the dick by...I dunno, joking with Robin I guess, you know how she is, then I would and should be fine with any repercussions that I receive because I shouldn't have done the thing in the first place. If he knocked me over, or punched me in the back of the head, I'd be perfectly fine with it. Toon Link and Ness dyed my hair grey, took my sword, and nearly killed me by flooding the mansion. I think that they'd be perfectly fine with me gluing them together, tied up in the middle of nowhere. Or maybe rearranging their faces a little bit. All in good fun right?" he yawned. Corrin shook his head.

"Your logic is, well, as you would say, 'fucked'. It doesn't work like that Roy. People aren't going to stand by while you set them on fire. In actuallit-wait a second. Hey Roy, come take a look at this." he called over. He was feeling the tree. "This tree looks strange. And feels strange too."

"Conclusion: tree is strange."

"God damn it Roy. Be serious. Look," Corrin grabbed his hand and pressed it into the tree. "That really doesn't feel like tree. Maybe there's a switch or something."

"Ooh, and maybe there's a hidden passageway in the ground leading to a strange room where the two have been hiding. Let me guess, are they down there waiting for us so they can say congratulations with confetti?" Roy mocked. Corrin put his hand at the bottom of the tree, it pushing in like a button and mechanics under the ground working at full power. The grass spread apart to reveal a big metal plane that slid under the rest of the ground, revealing stairs into a torch-lit area. Roy looked at it with his jaw open and Corrin had a smug smile. The red-haired, well, grey-haired smasher turned towards the dragon with a smile. "I take back everything I said. I should have never doubted you. You're the man." his eyes sparkled.

"Well well well. Look who's the smart one after all. Don't worry, you are forgiven for the doubt. Now, let's finish this. I am very sleepy." he shrugged. Before his foot could touch the first stair, Roy pulled him back by his collar.

"Damn it Corrin, let's go get Marth, Lucina, and Ike first!" he fussed. Corrin swung around, surprised.

"Roy! We can end this whole pranking shenanigan in the next couple of minutes and you want to go find our friends first!? Need I remind you what they've done so far!? To me? To you?" he protested.

"But yeah, we don't exactly know if they're down there yet." a sign popped out of the ground that read 'Toon Link's Super Secret Passage of Secretness! It's a Secret!' Roy glanced at it and kicked it down the stairs. "We don't know WHAT'S down there! There could be a world of pranks and I just don't want to be a part of that. At least, not without the others. Besides, it's not like I said everyone. If we bring too many people, we could attract attention. That's why my select few is of utmost thought." he smiled.

"Really? Utmost thought? Did you think about how Ike probably is in a wheelchair? How about Marth's broken arm? And Lucina doesn't have her sword! You didn't even say Robin, and he's a tactician! What kind of thought is this? And what about Link and Shulk and Cloud and Pit? They're good too!"

"Link would want to bring Zelda, Shulk is part of Team 1, who the hell knows where Cloud is, and Pit's been missing since this morning! Besides, if I ask Robin to come, he'll just want to be in charge. He thinks that just because he's a know-it-all tactician that we should do exactly what he says. And also, I could ask his sister to come, but I don't know where she is either and I think she hurt her knees or something."

"Yet you'll ask brokeback mountain Ike? Who just so happens to also be part of The Boxcars?" Corrin persuaded. Roy put a hand on his face.

"Okay, you have a point. Fine, I'll let you make the decision. What do you want to do Corrin?" he asked sarcastically. Corrin looked at the cellar and sighed.

"Fine. Fine. Damn it, fine. But on one condition."

'Which is?"

"We ask him and then we come straight back, with or without him." he fussed. Roy nodded with enthusiasm. Corrin strutted off towards the mansion, annoyed. "But let's make this quick before somebody else beats us to the punch."

"Thanks Corry." Roy laughed.

"You're welcome sweetheart. Goodness, you're a real piece of work…" he sighed again. As the two smashers left the large field, Lucas poked his head over a bush, bewildered to what the two were planning. He chewed his fingernails.

"Crap. This is not good." he said, sprinting to the underground pathway.

Cloud Robin Dr. Mario

Beyond the Smash Forest

"So after that, there was this strange looking creature in there. And what's strange is that I had no idea that there would be animals in the forest. It turns out that the mansion still has a lot going on that I'm clueless about." Robin told the doctor. He nodded in interest.

"You-a know, I never would have-a thought-"

"Hey guys, I hate to burst your bubbles, but we better get going. Fast." Cloud interrupted, thrusting the tracker towards Dr. Mario. His eyes widened and he snatched it away from him.

"Oh no-o! I am-a sensing nine-a heart rates heading this-a way! It seems to be-a the Boxcars!" beads of sweat fell off of his forehead. Robin looked concerned.

"But there isn't nine people in the boxcars! It was originally five members, but Ike and Rosalina are down. Oh, and Pikachu is there, so there should only be four, right?" she asked. The dots were closing in quick and Dr. Mario began to panic.

"Robin, you're-a tactician, I-a need you to-a think of something, quickly!" he said. Robin focused as hard as she could.

"The lake! We can hide in there!"

"With the piranhas?"

"It's our best bet. Hope you can hold your breath long. Hurry the hell up, we don't have much time!" she urged, pushing Cloud to the lake and dragging the doctor. She hid the radio she stole deep below the soft ground. Cloud was still shirtless and hesitantly looking at the murky water. Getting that in those burns sure would hurt. A lot. But he was given no time to think after Robin kicked him inside, throwing Dr. Mario and diving in herself. Samus emerged from the trees with Pikachu in her arms. He had been sleep ever since she had found him, unfortunately never actually exchanging words. She pulled out her walkie talkie.

"Snake, Jigglypuff, I'm out of the woods. I think our targets are somewhere in this field."

"Roger that Samus. I'm closing in on your position."

"Snake, how would you know exactly where I am?" she asked curiously.

"I-I...uh...l-let's stay focused. Secure the perimeter and wait for me and Jigglypuff. Jigglypuff! How long will it take for you to get here? For every minute, just say jiggly." Snake asked.

"Jiggly! Jiggly! Jiggly!"

"Three minutes. Okay, make sure that you're not being followed. Has anyone seen Dedede?"

"Nope?"

"Puff!"

"I'm going to take that as a no. Should've given that idiot a walkie. Oh well. Samus, I think I'm here." Snake, who was on the far end of the field, walked out of the bushes and trees surrounding the area. He tuck and rolled behind a tree, looking around like a secret agent.

"Okay James Bond, if you're done screwing around, I would like to end this as soon as possible." Samus said smugly. "I want to take a shower. I smell like literal shit."

"I wonder why."

"Screw you Snake. You were there as well." she put the walkie on her new belt and met with him in the middle of the field. He was crawling in a box.

"God damn it Samus, you weren't kidding. You do smell like shit."

"Can it asshole."

"Hey, I'm just agreeing with you. Now, to business. If the two are here, they've definitely already seen us coming, so we need to search the area thoroughly." he commanded, not noticing Robin poking her head out for extra air. She had gotten lucky. The piranhas too busy chowing down on Dr. Mario to notice her and Cloud. Cloud was silently yelling the pains of a tortured gorilla giving birth to an adult rhino. Those burns really burned. (heh heh) Samus's head snapped towards the lake, only noticing a lone fish swimming on the top of the water. She walked towards the lake, cradling Pikachu in her arms as she walked. She laid him on the soft ground and peered at the water. It was difficult to see past the gross, green and brown swampiness of the water. The only thing she could see was a bunch of little fish swarming around something. She turned around and waved Snake over. He picked up his box and followed her. He stared at the lake as well, then examined the bushes and greenery around it. They scouted the lake twice before leaving it, the three smashers taking small breaths between the time.

"Snake, I don't think they're around here. But something's been bothering me."

"What is it Sammy?"

"Do you hear that?" she asked him. He listened and heard it too. There was a fast, yet muffled beeping sound.

"Yeah, I hear it. It could be coming from the lake. But I haven't seen anything." As if on cue, a familiar white coat slowly floated to the top of the water. Samus reached out and yanked it, brown hair rising above the water. She pulled the person out of the water, Dr. Mario covered in piranhas and gasping for air.

"Oh thank-a god!" he shouted, rolling on the ground and squishing the demon fish. He coughed up water as the beeping intensified.

"Dr. Mario!? What the hell are you doing here?" Samus asked shocked. Snake also seemed taken aback.

"Ouch...it was-a those stupid pranksters, Toon-a Link and Ness! After I-a heard that they were-a the ones who were pranking everyone, I-a went to my office to-a prepare myself to go-a look for them. But they rigged my office and-a I was launched to this-a lake. I was swarmed with-a piranhas and-a barely got out in one-a piece." he told. "But when-a I got out of-a here, Toon Link and-a Ness were sprinting across this field, and to make-a sure that I didn't follow them, they-a shoved me right back in!" he lied. He was covered in bites and scratches. Snake looked at the doctor, never actually fighting him in the tournament, but remembering his face after he became a full-time doctor in Tournament Brawl. Snake never went to the doctor, so he wouldn't have had direct confrontation with him until now.

"Toon Link and Ness were here?" she asked. He nodded yes.

"Hey doc, what's that beeping sound?" Snake pointed out. Dr. Mario crawled onto his feet. He reached into his back pocket and snapped the tracker in half.

"Oh, that was-a just my...game boy." he pulled out the destroyed tracker and tossed it to the ground. "It's been acting a strange ever since I landed into the lake. Bout-a time I've gotten rid of-a it anyway." he nervously smiled, kicking it into the lake. Snake looked at him suspiciously.

"Well doctor, are you alright?" Samus asked. He nodded.

"There's no-a reason to worry about-a me. I'll be-a fine. Toon Link and-a Ness though," he changed the subject, trying hard to remember their location. The farther he could send them away, the better. "After they pushed me into the lake, I'm pretty sure they were'a running in that-a direction." he said, pointing to the area that Snake just came from. The mercenary threw his hands into the air.

"Ah, damn it. I just came from there."

"ANYWAYS, thanks for your help doctor. It's appreciated." Samus said gratefully. He nodded. "But you'll still need to head back to the mansion. I trust you enough not to escort you. Besides, I don't have time even if I wanted to." Cloud and Robin both poked the mouths up to steal more air. They were unseen.

"Okay. Just-a let me catch-a my breath." He said and kneeled on the ground, pulling stuff out of his hair. Samus and Snake turned away.

"Snake, I think we need to both head in that direction. The more eyes, the better. Also, I think we'll have a better chance capturing them with more of us than one."

"I don't know Samus. This is pretty strange. I'm not sure if I believe the doctor or not." Snake whispered.

"I do Snake. Even if he was lying a attacked Pikachu, he doesn't have a sword. Nor does he wield fire. It couldn't have been him. If he was lying about the prank, well, it's his own fault. Piranhas got him good. But I don't see any way that him lying would actually hinder us. Look, I get-"

"Jiggly Puff!" Jigglypuff sprinted through some bushes. Snake jumped up and pulled out a 9mm on her.

"Samus! It's a wild Jigglypuff! Quick, get a pokeball!" he said, tackling her. Samus grabbed and pulled Snake off of her.

"Snake! That's our Jigglypuff!" she yelled. Snake shook his head vigorously.

"This Jigglypuff ran out of the bushes! It's wild I tell you!" Samus and her chozo DNA was enough to pull Snake away. The Jigglypuff cried and escaped through more bushes. Afterwards, a Jigglypuff with a radio in hand approached the two.

"Jigglypuff!" she said.

"God damn it Samus, I was right! I would have had it!" Snake fussed.

"No, you would have put a damn bullet hole in the poor thing's head. It doesn't matter now, we've got things to do. Jigglypuff, in your absence, we've been told that the two have fled to the South. We plan on grouping over there to-" while Samus continued with her plan, a certain group peered at the Boxcars.

"This? This is what we followed her for?" Link whispered. Marth looked over a shrub.

"I see the other Boxcars. Pikachu is sleeping; what kind of group is this?"

"Robin, I can't see!" Lucina tried crawling over his head, large DUNCE hat still glued on top.

"Damn it Lucina, knock it off!" he whispered frustratingly. He swung his head, nearly papercutting Marth's head off.

"You two have to be quiet!" Zelda snapped. Lucina stepped on Robin, who was in the way, and they both tripped over each other, splashing over their cover and landing on the ground. Snake looked over to see Robin on top of Lucina, and both of them staring back. Link facepalmed.

"We're being spied on! Pursue the targets!" Snake commanded, running at them with his net gun in hand. Samus ran with him and Jigglypuff stayed with Pikachu.

"THE JIG IS UP! RUN!" Link pulled on his pegasus boots, picked up Zelda, and left the other three in his dust.

"Damn it Link! You forgot about me!" Marth got the hell out of there. Robin and Lucina scrambled off of each other to get away as fast as possible.

"Come on Lucina, we got to go!" Robin sweated as Snake quickly closed the gap. Lucina wobbled to her feet and the two fled. Snake fired his gun, sending a large net around the two. Lucina was MUCH faster than Robin. He was engulfed by the metal net, pinning him to the ground. Lucina marched forward.

"Lucina help!" he cried out.

"Sorry Robin! There's no time! Have fun in solitary!" she left with him struggling on the ground. Snake approached the metal net and connected the two ends, fully trapping Robin. He stabbed it into the ground so Robin couldn't attempt to crawl away.

"Jigglypuff! Come get this smasher!" he told her and chased after Samus who had passed them up. Jigglypuff sighed and walked over to the trapped smasher. Robin and Cloud emerged from the water and Dr. Mario signaled for them to exit. They quickly got out of the lake, Cloud crawling onto the ground and Robin gasping for air. Demon fish nibbled on Robin's legs and murky water oozed in Cloud's veins.

"Guys, we-a gotta go! Quickly!"

"Give me a sec...to catch my breath…" Cloud mumbled.

"No! No time! Let's-a go!" he panicky yelled and digged up the walkie talkie. Jigglypuff was nodding at the net. She would turn around soon.

"Alright doc, we're coming." Robin said tiredly. She carefully stood up and headed over to the trees for cover. Dr. Mario helped Cloud up and together, the group successfully escaped the area without trouble. Meanwhile with the others…

Marth

Edge of Spark City

"Oh crap oh crap oh crap!" the Hero King mumbled. Lucina wasn't too far behind him, but Samus was pretty fast. They were dodging people left and right, his sling bobbing against his chest. "That bastard Link just had to leave me behind! I got to lose them…" Marth looked up to see Snake using Cypher, a flying reconnaissance camera to catch up. He and Marth met eyes as he aimed the net gun straight at him. Marth skidded to a stop and ran into a large shop. Snake pulled out his walkie.

"Sammy! Marth just ran into a hair salon! Go after him while I take his girl counterpart!"

"Roger that. Also, not counterparts. Two entirely different people." she replied. Lucina also ran into the store, throwing off Snake's plans.

"Scratch that. Go after them both. I don't see another exit around here. I'll cut them off in case they get past you."

"Roger that." She ran into the store, embraced by the sacred air conditioning. It felt hella good to her since she'd been working her ass off the whole day. She looked around and didn't see them. Must be hiding. There were two ladies with red hair and one with brown chatting away. Samus would never need her hair taken care of, but it was fascinating to see all of the hair products. But she began searching the aisles for the two. The two ladies stopped chatting and watched her make her way through the store. Marth and Lucina both took off their red and brown wigs and tiptoed out of the store. All of a sudden, a plasma-like rope wrapped around Lucina, restricting her arms. Samus had her in a real bind, planting her feet firmly in the ground so she couldn't escape. A man with nice hair worriedly looked at Samus.

"Hey! You can't have a weapon in my sto-Oh my god. Samus Aran!? From the tournament!?" he asked. Her pupils focused on him.

"Yeeeees, that's me. I'm kind of busy as you can see."

"I'm a huge fan of Smash brothers! So many tournaments and they even released their own games! How cool is that!? Is there anything that I could get you?" he asked. She blinked and softened her stance.

"I could really use some water. Look, I'm really in a rush. I got a fellow smasher here who's done something...punishable and I've been asked by Master Hand himself to bring her back. I'll tell you what. You have my word that by the end of today, I will return to this store and we can have a chat, alright?" she proposed while catching a bottle of water. Lucina tried to run, but the whip tightened against her. Marth had already left.

"Sure thing! You can come back anytime!" he enthusiastically smiled. Samus dragged Lucina out of the store. There was a large metal net on the ground outside. It looks like Marth barely escaped. Snake was off in the distance flying after him. Samus sighed and pulled Lucina in the direction of the mansion.

Snake was firing his grenade launcher at Marth. The swordsman wiped sweat off his forehead as another explosion sounded behind him. He was getting close to the mansion. He won't get solitary. One day in there of overwhelming boredom is not something you exactly want to look forward to. Not even a place to piss or take a dump. Gotta hold it or let everyone know that you couldn't wait for lunchtime. Marth had been in solitary once before. He looked straight and dodged an oncoming vehicle. That actually could have been dangerous.

"Stop resisting! Marth, don't run!" Snake shouted as he fired more. Marth wasn't listening. Snake pulled himself up to where he was sitting on Cypher and pulled a small gun out of his belt. He attached a tiny object to it. Swiftly, he aimed at the road in front of Marth and blew the ground to pieces. Marth skid to a halt. He looked back and forth for an escape route. "It's over!" Snake said, pointing the net gun at Marth. The swordsman grabbed a hefty stick from the trees and slipped it inside his fake sword. Snake raised an eyebrow, but still shot anyway. The metal net shot out folded, unfolding along the way. But before it finished unfolding, Marth shouted and swung his sword in a one arm like a bat, swatting the heavy net back into the air. Snake dove off the camera and into the trees below as it was taken out by the chains. Marth smiled and ran around the hole.

"Game, set, and match Snake. I win." he said, slowing his pace to the mansion. It was just about right in front of him, the large destroyed wreck of a home limply standing on one side, some water still leaking out, like tears of a once savage beast now a hopeless mess. Marth walked along the sidewalk and to the gates, opening them and entering…

Until Snake slammed him on the ground, pinning his good arm behind his back.

"That Cypher is going to cost a lot of money Marth. A lot of money." he grunted. Marth gritted his teeth in pain after his arm was slammed. Still hurted, even with the cast.

"Ouch! Snake, you just got back! Why are you being an asshole!?" he grumbled.

"If I want to stay, then I have to do my damn job; leading the boxcars. That's how I stay Marth. THIS is how I stay." he replied. All of a sudden, a rocket propelled chair flew threw the mansion window, crashing against the wall and throwing someone onto the balcony. "What the hell!?"

Ike pulled himself onto the rail, taking a deep breath and waving. "Hi guys."

"Ike?"

"Ike!?" Snake and Marth said.

"Ike!" Roy and Corrin appeared from what seemed like thin air. The few smashers that were in the front lawn were all shocked and confused. Robot bo-erm, Mega Man just really didn't want to know. Yoshi was scared half to death. Sonic and Wii Fit Trainer barely even looked, the destruction seemed normal at this point.

"Let me go Snake!"

"No! You're going to solitary confinement!" the two argued. He pulled out his walkie. "Samus, I've got Marth." Corrin whispered to Roy.

"Roy, let's go up there and tell him so nobody else finds-"

"IKE! COME ON! WE FOUND TOON LINK AND NESS!" the grey-red haired smasher yelled through cupped hands. "WE FOUND A SECRET HATCH IN THE FIELD NEXT TO JUNGLE-SOFT HOSPITAL! THAT'S WHERE THEY ARE! WE FOUND THEM! LET'S GO BEFORE SOMEONE ELSE GETS THERE!" the mansion went dead silent. Everyone from a mile away could hear that, and Corrin's jaw was dropped on the ground. The smashers around him stared dead at him, Ike part of the bunch. Snake raised the walkie to his mouth.

"Did you two get that?"

"Puff!"

"Closing in on destination." the Boxcars replied. The area was still silent. The only sound that pierced the air was Roy falling to the ground, Corrin's hand red, beating in frustration as well as Roy's pulsating cheek, rhythmic tune playing through the silence. Sonic stood up.

And the race begins.

"I'M GOING TO GET THERE FIRST!"

"LIKE I'LL LET THAT HAPPEN!" Wii Fit Trainer grabbed Sonic's foot, dragging him down. Snake released Marth and sprinted in the direction of the hospital. Several smashers began to pour out of the mansion, Yoshi nearly trampling Roy and Corrin to get by. Marth rolled and hopped on Yoshi's back, riding off.

"THEY'RE-A MINE! THEY-A RELEASED SOME OF-A THE GHOST!" Luigi sped by. It was a stampede to get to there first. Corrin lifted Roy up by his collar.

"Damn it Roy! What the hell were you thinking! Look at what you've done!"

"I-"

"No! Let's go, I'm embarrassed." he said, deja vu striking him. "IKE! CATCH UP ALRIGHT!" he shouted, dragging Roy through the mob. Rosalina chased after Snake, eager to rejoin with the group. Falco was shooting people to get by. Charizard, who was still blue, blazed through the smashers, setting some on fire. Greninja was jumping off people's head. Palutena sped up and down the lanes. Incoming cars screeching to a halt to avoid the pitchfork ridden group. Shulk, who was really feeling it, wasted no time in activating his monado power for extra speed, then realized his monado was paper. A certain familiar tunic wearing man was running next to Marth, girl in hands.

"So I see you escaped Marth! Nice!" Link smiled. Marth would have kicked him over if not on top of Yoshi, also if he wasn't carrying Zelda. Peach strolled through the group, admiring the greenery around her. She would avenge her wall, no matter what. Ganondorf, who had been surprisingly quiet, was filled with rage, running faster than some of the fastest smashers. Wario was riding his bike to get there first, his best advantage is that Wii Fit Trainer was taking care of Sonic. Everyone looked at everyone. The tension was high, deciding that if they couldn't beat each other with speed, they'll beat each other with power. And Donkey Kong punched Mewtwo. There were attacks flying everywhere, bombs and bees, bullets and fire, grenades and buzzsaws. If Toon Link and Ness didn't, the smashers would kill each other before any of this was over. Bowser, who had been let out of solitary momentarily, rammed Diddy Kong to the ground. Cars swerved left and right to avoid disaster.

Snake was surprisingly close to the front of the group, seeing the attacks flying and knowing that the worst was coming. He pointed the net gun into the air and shot, sending metal chains up and onto two smashers. Palutena and R.O.B. tried their best to escape, but the net pinned them down. Instead, Palutena sat on R.O.B. as he blasted towards the group, the net protecting the two from attacks and bowling smashers over. Snake looked back in surprise. He threw an E.M.P. onto the ground, exploding and discharging R.O.B.'s rocket thrusters. They rolled on the ground, tangling up the chains and speeding up down the hill. The wrecking ball Palutena-R.O.B. made the entire thing different, knocking people left and right and rolling some over. There were shouts and screams and yells. The ball was inches away from Corrin.

"Falcon-" Captain Falcon fell next to him. "PUNCH!" he said and punched the chains open. R.O.B. and Palutena tumbled over each other. He smiled and jumped back to the game. The large group stormed towards the hospital, getting closer with every step. Traveling for quite some time and the gang was now rowdier than before. If someone hadn't died yet, it had been a miracle with all the pandemonium going on. Several civilians looked and wondered what the giant fuss was about. Until they noticed that they weren't stopping, nearly being trampled each time. Attacks were still flying, some destroying the nearby area. Master Hand sure was going to have to pay a lot of money for this. So much for 'nearly infinite money'.

"Samus!" Snake pulled out his radio. "Jigglypuff! Has anyone heard from Dedede?"

"Nope!"

"Jiggly!"

"Snake, I'm nearly at the hospital. I'm bringing Lucina with me. Jigglypuff, release Robin and bring Pikachu with you to the hospital! Pronto!" she commanded. Jigglypuff silently nodded, not like she could see that.

"Samus, almost all of the smashers are in this giant mob. If you're getting here, you need to do it now."

"Roger. Over and out." Snake looked forward to see that they had reached the field, really grassy and barely any trees. Seeing the way Corrin immediately ran over to a certain tree only told everyone where it was. Roy was right behind him.

"Over there!" Sonic said aloud, pointing at Roy and Corrin. They stormed over as the swordsmen pushed a pad on the lower part of the tree. There were several oohs and aahs as the ground opened up. But before everyone stamped down there, Corrin stood in front with his arms out.

"Wait!" everyone stopped. "Now look, we all have something against everyone down there, but I'm guessing that this place is laced with traps and there isn't enough room for all of us to go at one time. So I suggest we go in groups of fi-hng!" Corrin all of a sudden fell onto the ground as if he'd been kicked. There was a swiping noise and two red cut marks appeared on the dragon's face. The smashers, who were all grouped together, were blown into different directions by something, similar to a bomb. But nothing seemed to be there. Corrin felt something sharp held up to his chin. "What the hell is going on?" he shouted. Snake aimed a gun at the un-interesting, not knowing if something was truly noticable, but doing it anyway. There was a familiar grunt, and something began to materialize in front of Corrin. Not materialize. But become visible. Become interesting. Green. Strange yellow and silver sword. Brown shoes.

Young Link removed the stone mask from his face, devious smirk hidden behind his hand. His bright blue eyes flashed at the group, daring and excited. He looked down at Corrin and put his Gilded Sword away, now knowing that they were not enemies. There were several blank faces staring at him. He looked at Snake.

And he gave everyone a thumbs-up.

Dr. Mario

3:16pm

End of Smash Woods

"Hurry up you-a two! At-a this rate, we'll never get-a there before the others!" Dr. Mario shouted over his footsteps. They had exited the grassy fields and into the more public area. Cloud was right behind him carrying Robin who was tremendously slow. She was reading a book that she had, pages still wet but drying at the moment. Cloud was panting. Not only was he carrying 145 pounds, but he was also having to run fast enough to keep up with the surprisingly fast doctor with burns on his chest and half carrying his sword.

"Hm. Hey Cloud, you ever read the book Speak?" Robin asked. Cloud was gritting his teeth and sweating.

"Now is not the damn time!"

"I'll take that as a no. It's kinda boring actually. Not my type of book." she yawned and threw it behind her. It crashed through a driving person's windshield and sprayed them with glass, stabbing their face and eyes and making them swerve, doing a triple flip, and exploding into a building, killing three families with orphan children.

I'm kidding.

She threw the book behind her, just missing a recycling bin they were passing by. "Aw damn. Close." She pulled out another book from her coat pocket, this one not as wet. "Alright Cloud, what about All American Boys? I'm halfway through it. It's pretty interesting. I'm kinda hooked, I got it two days ago." she said, looking up at him.

"No Robin! I usually only read manga." he said through spaced breaths. She looked at Dr. Mario.

"No, but-a I have read Speak. I'm-a not a huge fan of it Robin. Is-a now the best time to-a be talking about books?" he asked. She shrugged and opened up where she left off.

"Hey Cloud, lean up some. You're blocking my light."

"Do you want to be walking your own self!?" he sniped.

"I'm just teasing. Keep going sweet chariot. And pick up the pace why don't you? I'd like to get there before the two are caught." she smiled. Cloud wasn't amused.

"Oh-a Robin?"

"Yes doctor?"

"I-a never got to thank-a you for finding that radio. We-a never would have found-a out if you hadn't of-a taken it-a off Pikachu. So-a nice job on that-a one." he told her. She blushed and scratched the back of her head.

"Y-yeah. No problem." she stuck her tongue out. Without a second thought, she turned back to her book, the team closing in on the hospital grounds. Off in the distance, the smashers seemed to be gathered around a specific point in the grass. The group picked up their speed.

Meanwhile…

"Okay, so it's settled. We'll all do this together. We go in a single file line. Watch each other's backs. Whoever catches the two brats will get bragging rights. We do this quick and we do this as a team. Let's put this past fighting behind us and get this nightmare over with. Toon Link's prank day is coming to an end! So who's ready to do this!? No more talking! No more running! Just the sweet taste of murdering two children!" Snake shouted, pumping his fist into the air.

"HOORAH!" everybody else shouted. Snake got in front with Ryu right behind him. He stepped on the first stair into the dungeon. A large red sucker-punch fist flew from the ground and punched Snake in the crotch, the words 'BAM!' on the boxing glove. Snake grunted and doubled over. "Augh! Son of a bitch! I'm going to kill those kids…" he grumbled, tumbling down the stairs. The smashers poured inside like a fountain, not holding back their laughter at Snake.

"Got em! Got em good. Heh heh..." Link snickered.

The pranks begin.

Ladies and gentlemen, it's what you've all been waiting for! Angel attac-I mean, the pranks are coming back next chapter! Not much left to go huh? Never thought we'd come this far. But it's thanks to you darling reader! For sticking around after all of my shit and getting stories out late! Hell, at this point, late is on time. Don't be gone too long, the next one is coming soon! Please please please, I need as many suggestions and pranks as possible for the next two chapters! Anything you want to see! Pit getting shaved bald, Ike mistaking toothpaste with glue, Link falling down the stairs from slipping on oil and breaking his neck. Anything! No matter how dumb or pointless you may think it be! I use that and credit you for it! I'm not the only one making this story! W-well I am, but you can contribute! As a matter of fact, (not gonna say any names at the moment) the whole 'sword is paper' shindig has easily been the biggest asset in this story, making the entire train take another fun route! I could do next chapter normal! Or I can go by suggestions and make it fun for everyone! Anything! But anyways, any questions or commentary? What is the stone mask? What was the strange and unnoticed thing that put Toon Link in solitary? What the fuck Roy was thinking!? How the hell is Ike still alive!? Why doesn't Snake just shoot Marth? What happened to Crazy Hand? How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsi pop? I will answer! It fills me with great joy to talk to all of you! Life has it's obstacles, but if you keep a clear mind and attack it with full protein, you're going to get through! Okay, now I don't even know what I'm saying anymore. Anyways, enough of my rambling about pancakes, I will see you all in the next video-er, next chapter! Toodles-I mean see ya!

that is, if everyone isn't dead of course.