In some type of garden; Samurai Jack was tossing tons of seeds into the ground.
He then picked up a hose and turned it on before he watered the planted seeds.
He smiled.
"Lovely." The Samurai said.
He then walked into a nicely built house and sat down on the living room recliner.
The Samurai turned on the TV and saw some type of nature documentary was on.
However crying sounds are heard and Jack is shocked.
He walked into a room to see his seven children were in their beds while one of them was crying.
Jack groaned.
"I've got this." said Jack.
He saw a baby bottle labeled 'I Heart Kenan Thompson' before picking it up and filling it with milk.
He then went to his child who's crying.
"There we go." said Jack.
He then started bottle feeding the baby.
His baby fell asleep and Jack smiled.
"Perfect." said Jack.
He put the baby back in bed before going back into the living room and watching the documentary.
"Here, we see the baby jaguar who for some reason is..."a TV voice said before the tv showed a baby jaguar was eating an elephant like it was nothing, "Eating something that might be twenty times it's size."
The jaguar stopped eating the elephent, leaving tons of bones while the baby was incredibly fat.
The feline burped.
Jack is shocked.
"That's unatural." said Jack.
Just then a Voice is heard.
"Tell me about it." said the voice.
Ashi entered the room before sitting down on the same chair.
"How was a feline able to eat something twnety times bigger then him or her?" said Ashi.
Jack nodded.
"Even that perplexes me." said Jack.
Just then a phone rang.
Jack picked it up.
"Hello?" said Jack.
A split screen appeared and Aku was on the other line.
"EXTRA THICC!" yelled Aku.
Jack sighed.
"Aku, what is it?" said Jack.
Aku smirked.
"If you must know Samurai, I've got tons of stuff that needs to be done on Valentines Day." said Aku.
Jack became confused.
"Valentines?" said Jack.
Aku smacked his head.
"Man I really did do a number on you." He said
Aku cleared his throat.
"It's a day where loved ones spend the whole day together." said Aku.
Jack is still confused.
Aku groaned.
"Wow, for a guy who hasn't aged for fifty years, you sure are dumb." said Aku.
Jack pulled out his sword and stuck it in his speaking end before it came out of Aku's receiving end, slicing off one of his horns.
The demon screamed.
"MY FAVORITE HORN!" yelled Aku.
Jack smirked.
"Sucks to be you doesn't it?" said Jack.
Aku growled.
"I've got some stuff coming to my home tomorrow and need my old stuff moved out to make room for the new." said Aku.
Jack is mad.
"And you need me to help you move them around." said Jack.
"That's right." said Aku, "This is why you're my favorite son in law."
"I am your only son in law." said Jack.
"WHOSE FAULT IS THAT YOU KILLED ALL MY DAUGHTERS!" shouted Aku
"I thought they were machines. You always sent machines after me." groaned Jack
Aku did some thinking.
"Okay, I'm starting to see how my lack of living children is partialy my fault." said Aku, "Just help me out tomorrow."
Jack turned off the phone and the split screen disappeared before the samurai placed the phone back in it's resting place.
He then groaned.
"What did father want?" said Ashi.
"A lot." said Jack.
Ashi nodded.
"I see." said Ashi.