(The Season Finale Starts In Lola, Lana, Lukas And Laura's Room)
Lukas(While Throwing Unneeded Clothes): Nope... Not That... No...
(Cut The Laura Covered In Lukas' Clothes)
Laura: Ugh! (Leaves The Room)
(Cut To Lonni Cutting Wood In The Hall)
Lonni: Heya Sis!
Laura: Hey Lonni...
Lonni: Wanna Chainsaw Some Wood?
Laura: No!
Lonni: Okay! (Equips Protection Googles And Uses The Chainsaw) Hmm... How Do You Turn This Off? (Lonni Accidentally Drops And A Runs Off Screaming): RED ALERT! RED ALERT!!! CHAINSAW ON THE LOOSE!!!!!!!
Laura:(Sighs While Turning It Off) We Can't Have Character Development Here?
(Cut To Logan Looking For Her Epic Porportions Book)
Logan: Can't Find It Anywhere!
Logan While Kicking Her Door Open: Alright!!! EVERYONE OUT NOW!!!
(Everyone Rushes Out Their Rooms)
Leni: A New Surprise Party!?
Lori: I Was Literally Talking With Bobby!
Lonni: Huh?
Lincoln: This Better Be Good!
(Lights Cut Off)
Logan: Oh It Is Lincoln~ WHICH ONE OF Y'ALL TOOK MY BOOK!?
(The Other Siblings Are Talking About What Book)
Logan: Okay. Back Up To The Wall.
(Everyone Minus Logan Backs Into The Wall And Then Gets Stuck From Gum)
Lincoln: Gum?
Lori: Literally?
Lola: EWWW
Logan While Walking In A Army Fashion: One Of Y'all Took My Books Hmm, That Rhymes. I KNOW Y'ALL DID!!
(Everyone Minus Logan Gulps In Horror)
Logan: Lets Start With... Lincoln!
Lincoln: What Do I Have To Do With This!?!?
Logan: I Have A Ace Savy Fanfiction, You Could Of Took It. Also If I Get My Three Books Before I Investigate All Of Y'all, You're All Off The Hook...Er Wall.
Lincoln: Okay! Lemme Get My Ace Savy Comics!
(Five Minutes Later)
Lincoln: See?
Logan: Hmmm... Okay, You Can Go Back To What You're Doing.
(Logan Looks Back And Sees The Siblings Escaped)
Logan: Ah, Forget It..
(One Hour Later, Laura Is Playing On Her Toy Xylophone)
(Lisa Burts In With A Toy Xylophone)
Lisa: I CAN PLAY BETTER THAN YOU!!(Plays Jazz Xylophone)
Laura: Oh Yeah!??(Plays An Xylophone Cover Of The Loud House - Project Loud House Theme)
(Luna Comes In)
Luna: Guys, Youre Both Wrong!(Plays An Xylophone Cover Of Tricked)
Luna: Lemme Take You Two On A Tour(Everything Starts Getting Trippy, Laura And Lisa Becomes Skeletons And Luna Wheres A Skeleton Outfit)
(Laura Is Making Skeleton Sounds,) Translation: What Is Happening!?!
Luna: Just Relax!
(Cut To Logan Showing Lincoln Some Fanfictions)
Logan: And That One Is--
Lonni: LOGAN!!!! GET AWAY!!! LINCOLN IS BAD LUCK!!!
Logan While Looking Suspiciously At Lincoln: Wait, You're Bad Luck!?!
(Logan Starts To Beat Up Lincoln And Kicks Him Out, Literally)
Logan: And Stay Out!!!
Lincoln: Lonni! What The Heck!?!
Lonni: Ask Lynn That.
(Cut To Logan And Lonni Shopping)
Lonni: Okay... Fanfictions, Comics... Logan, I Think I Know Why Joseph's Manga Store Is Useless.
(Logan Hits Her In The Shoulder)
Lonni: Hey!!
Logan: Respect Other People's Work Before They Criticize Yours.
Lonni: Oh. Is That Joseph?
(Logan Looks At Joseph)
Logan: Bah...Bah...Bah...Bah..
(Lonni Slaps Logan)
Lonni: Forget The Bahs! What Does This Say?
Logan: Crisis.
Lonni: No, The Word In Front.
Logan: Identity.
(Lonni And Logan Walk Up To The Counter)
Lonni: Sir, I Would Like To Buy This Fanfic.
Joseph: Joseph X Logan. It's Free
Lonni: Thanks! Logan, You Coming?
(Logan Pulls On Joesph's Ear)
Logan: Joseph, If You're Selling Fanfictions About Us. See The Two Copies Behind Your Desk? Give Me One Of Them.
Joseph: O--Okay Ma'am..
(Gives Fanfiction To Logan)
Logan: Thanks Joseph!~
(Cut To Sibling Meeting)
Lonni: Alright, Whose In The Party Out Loud?
(Leni, Lonni, Logan, Lincoln, Luan And Luna Raised Their Hands)
(Cut To Logan Searching For Her Baby Book)
Logan: Aha! Here It Is! (Looks At Book) Huh? Its Just Baby Me On Photoshoped Germany!
(Lonni Is Reading A Script She Made Utill Logan Came)
Logan: Lonni, You're My Real Sibling, So You Know My Birthstory Right?
Lonni: Uhh...Yeah... Its An Untold Secret!
(Downstairs, Logan Is Searching Something Up On A Computer And Types In, Angelica And Daniel Jenkins.)
(The Computer Shows A Couple Smiling)
Logan Reading The Screen: Angelica Jenkins And Daniel Jr. Married At 26 And 27.
Logan: How Convenient That The Internet Knows My Parents.
(Logan Starts Reading Again And Then Gasped)
Logan: OM-Gosh!
(Logan Rushes Upstairs)
Logan: LONNI!!!! YOU NEED TO SEE THIS!
(Cut To Lonni Looking At The Computer Screen)
Lonni: OM-Gosh!
Logan: I Will Never Know My Birthstory, I Never Knew They We're Dead!
Lonni: (Realizes) Oh...You Wanted Your Birthstory, Why Didn't You Say So? First, In 2006, Our Parents Gave Birth To Me, In Paris, France! A Year Later, We Went To Germany For Vacation. Thats When Our Mother Was Pregnant Again! At The Hospital I Think, You Were There!
When You Was 2 And I Was 3, We Was Staring At A Cliff Which You Almost Crawled Off, But I Saved You Just In Time. When You Was 4, Thats When You Got Your Glasses. You Was Able To See Much Better! When You Was 8 And I Was 9, The German Government Had To Evacuate Every I Berlin! We Was At A Airport, And The Government Took Away Our Parents! A Year Later, We We're Adopted By Lynn Sr. And Rita Loud, Our Parents Killed Themselves That Same Year. So Thats Your Birthstory.
Logan: Wow...You Saved My Life!?!?
Lori While Coming Downstairs: Lonni? You Ready? We've Literally Finished The Stage!
Lonni: Okay, It Will Start At Night.
(Back To Luna, Laura And Lisa)
Luna: You Guys Don't Have A Real Xylophone?
Lisa: Negative
Laura: Nope...
Lisa-Laura: Wait, Why Do We Look Like Skeletons?
Luna: Ask Luan About That, She Said A Skeleton's Favorite Instrument Is A Xylobone.
(Its Night Time And Lonni Is Hosting Something)
Lonni: Okay, Hello Everyone! Welcome To The Party Out Loud Talent Show!
(Logan Swings Done From A Rope Next To Lonni)
Logan: Tonight's First Performance Is Leni, The Anoyyed And Confused!
(Lonni Pulls A Red Curtain Making Logan And Lonni Rise Up)
(Leni And An Owl Are Onstage)
Leni: And This New Kid At School Likes Me!
Owl: Hoo
Leni: Oh Yeah! His Name Is Derek And He's 16!
Owl: Hoo
Leni: His Name Is Derek!
Owl: Hoo
Leni: Derek!
(This Goes On Five More Times)
Leni: Ugh, You're Not Worth Talking To.
Owl: Hoo
Leni: You!
(The Crowd Laughs)
(Logan And Lonni Come Back Down With The Curtain)
Lonni: And Now, Lola And Lana In The Clean Vs Dirty War!
(Goes Back Up)
Lukas Narrating: There Once Was Two Kingdoms, Clean And Dirty. Then One Day, It All Changed
Lola: Lana! Your Mud Is On My Glitter!
Lana: Lola! Your Glitter Is On My Mud!
Lola-Lana: This Means War!
(They Both Pull Out Cannons Lola's With Glitter, And Lana's With Mud And Starts Shooting, Both Hit The Other's Castle)
Lola-Lana: MY CASTLE!!
Lana: Whats The Point? Are Castles Just Switched Areas.
Lola: You're Right! Lets Just Sign This Peace Treaty
(Logan And Lonni Comes Back Down)
Logan-Lonni: And Now The Finale, Luna And Sam's Performance!
(They Go Back Up)
Luna-Sam: This One Goes Out To You
(They Both Start Playing Their Gutairs Really Good While The Crowd Cheers For Luna And Sam)
(The Next Day)
Lincoln: Great Performance Luna!
Luna: Thanks Bruh!
Logan Reading A Script: Guys It Says The End Is Near?
Lisa: Oh Puh-lease You're Out Of Your Mi--
The End
Logan: Told You!