Virtual Title Card: Lincoln Running From A Falling Tree

(The Season Finale Starts In The Living Room)

Rita: Okay Kids! We'll Let Y'all Chat About Christmas! (Closes Door To Their Room)

Lukas: One More Agonising Day Left!!!

Lonni: No Duh! I Really Can Wait! Are You Logan?

(Logan Is Reading A Book On The Couch)

Logan: Oh Puh-lease! What In Blazes Is A Christmas?

Siblings: WHAT!?!

Lincoln: You Don't Know About Christmas

Logan: (Sigh) Yes I Do. It's Just That I--

Lincoln: PRIVATE SIBLING MEETING!

(Every Kid Minus Logan Ran Up To Lori Leni's Room)

(In Lori Leni's Room)

Lori: (Slams Shoe On Desk) Okay! We All Know Why We're Here. The Logan Situation Is Going Out Of Control Now!

Other Siblings: What?

Lori: She Wasn't Here For Halloween, Easter And New Year's Day.

Lynn: We Need To Do Something.

Lincoln: Already Ahead Of You! Operation Get Logan Into Christmas Spirit And Other Holiday Spirits And Also Think Of A Shorter Name For This Operation, Is A Go!

Lonni: Ooh! Another Montage, Hope It's Long.

(Music Montage: Summer Swing)

Lincoln: I'll Go First!

[B]Logan Is Reading A Fanfiction Until Lonni Comes Out A Vent; Taking The Book, As That Lincoln Comes And Takes The Glasses She Wears Then Replaces Them With Red And Green Glasses

Logan: Guys Just Let Me Expl--

Lincoln: Not Done!

[B]Continuing The Montage, Lola And Lana Are Riding Lola's Car And Lana Grabs Logan Then The Car Rushes Downstairs; The Car Stops And Lynn, Wearing Pads, Lynn Crashes Into Logan Making Her Fall In A Shopping Kart Which Leni Takes To The Mall.

(At The Mall)

Leni: Okay Logan, You Can Buy Some Christmas Stuff For Us! Ooh! Make Sure You Get Me Something, I Got You Something!

(Laura Walks In)

Laura: Hold It, Logan! (Pulls Down A Rope Making Curtains Fall Around Logan Then Pulls It Again Making The Curtains Go Up Showing Logan's New Outfit)

Leni: Whoa! How'd You Do That?

Laura: A Little Convincing.

Logan: What Did Y'all Do To Me!?

Leni: You Totes Look Better!

Logan: Leni, This Is Made Out Of A Tree!

Laura: Actually There Plaid.

(Lynn Comes In)

Lynn: Plaid? (Lynn's Mouth Becomes A Beak; Squaking And Saying Lynner Winner Chicken Dinner! Then Leaves)

Lincoln: Not Done! How About A Trip At Nepal?

(At Nepal; Scene: Snow Problem)

Lincoln: Okay Guys! We Need To Be Care--

Lori: Who Needs Careful? We're Literally At A Mountain.

Lisa: Yeah, There Rocks Everywhere!

Lori: All In Favor Of "Hairless Apes" As Lisa Calls Us?

(Everyone Minus Lisa Raises Thier Hands)

(Cut To The Top Of The Mountain)

Logan: I--Im Not Sure Of This.

Lonni: Nonsense! (Pushes Logan On A Sled With Makes Her Slide Down)

Lonni From A Far: MAKE SURE YOU DON'T CAUSE A AVALANCHE!!!

Logan: WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!

(Avalanche Starts)

Logan: (Looks At The Avalanche, Then Realizes It's Coming Straight For Her) HOLY MOTHER OF BOOKS!!!!

(Back To The Top)

Lonni: Uh-Oh...

(Logan Hits A Rock While Sliding Which Sends Her Up)

Logan: (Looks Down) Well, I Knew This Would Be Useful (Uses Prank-Me-Not Poncho)

(After Falling The Prank-Me-Not Poncho Still Not Prank Proof)

Logan: Correction, Useless. I'm Gonna Be Stuck Her Forever.

(Luan Comes In)

Luan: Ever? You Mean Everest? Hahahaha! Get It? But Seriously, You're In Snow Problem! Hahahaha! Get It? I Am On A Roll (Pushes Logan Which Makes Her Roll Down The Mountain),

Luan: (Looks At Avalanche) Oh... That. (Gets Sled And Rides Down)

(A Storm Happens)

(Back At The Top, Lonni Is Building A Bridge With Logan Watching)

Logan: What Are You Doing?

Lonni: Building A Bridge!

(Thunder Strikes, Hitting Lonni's Bridge Making Her Fall)

Lori: We Got To Get Outta Here!

(Back In The Loud House)

Luna: That Tired Me Out, Dudes.

Lincoln: Another Private Meeting

Lori: Nah! I'm Too Tired For One!

Logan: Guys, There Is A Reason I'm N--

Lincoln: Not Done!

(Lincoln Pushes Logan Outside And They See Joseph Under Mistletoe)

Logan: What Are You Doing?

Lincoln: It's A Mistletoe! You Know What You Do, Right?

Logan: Ugh! (Goes Back Inside)

Lincoln: Not Done! (Rushes Back In)

(Back In The House)

Logan: What Now Lincoln?

Lincoln: Uhh...Hold That Thought! (Rushes Upstairs)

(In Lynn Lucy Logan Lonni's Room, Logan Is Making A Statue Of Lynn)

Lynn From A Far: Think Fast! (A Football Comes In Their Room And In Knocks Off Logan's Lynn Statue Head)

Logan: Dang It...

(Lynn Comes In)

Lynn: Whoops!

(Back Downstairs)

Lana: Look Logan!

(Lapp Comes In Dressed As A Elf)

Logan: Awww-- Wait, That Won't Work On Me. (Goes Outside)

(The Next Day; It's Christmas Morning, Everyone Is Enjoying Their Gifts)

Lori: Finally! A How To Tutorial Of Making Eyebrows! Thanks Luan!

Luan: Glad We Can Make-up!

Lonni: I Love This Eiffel Tower Statue!

Laura: Your Welcome!

Leni: (While Holding A Dictionary From Lisa) Wait, Where's Logan?

(The Siblings Gasp)

Lincoln: (With A Controller In His Hand) She Missed All Of Christmas!

Lori: Shes Literally A Christmas Hater!

Luna: No, She's Not.

Lonni: Hold On I'm Going Outside.

Laura: With Your Beret And French Clothes?

Lonni: Yes Laura...

(Outside Lonni Sees Logan Sitting Near A Tree)

Lonni: What Are You Even Doing?

Logan: I Always Sit Here When I'm Board.

Lonni: But Out In The Cold!?

(Logan Nods Yes)

(They Then See Joseph Walking With Something Behind His Back)

Joseph: I Uh...Hi...I Uh...Got Logan Something

Logan: (Rolls Eyes) Ugh. I Hope It's Not Another Gift Of Creepy Dolls (Takes The Present And Opens It)

Joseph: Well...You Like It?

Lonni: (To Readers) Coming From One Who Doesn't Celebrate Christmas, He's Got Really Awesome Gifts.

Logan: HOLY GAZOOKS!

(Back In The House)

Lola: Oh. She Got The Gift!

(Back Outside)

Logan: How'd Y'all Know I've Always Wanted This?

Lola: We Read Your Diar--

(Lonni Covers Lola's Mouth)

Lonni: Wait, What Was The Book Called Again

Logan: It's Called Laney In The Loud House!

Lonni: Oh. Well, I'm Going Back Inside (Goes Inside)

Logan: (To Readers) That's All, Folks!

The End

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