Virtual Title Card: Lincoln Running From A Falling Tree
(The Season Finale Starts In The Living Room)
Rita: Okay Kids! We'll Let Y'all Chat About Christmas! (Closes Door To Their Room)
Lukas: One More Agonising Day Left!!!
Lonni: No Duh! I Really Can Wait! Are You Logan?
(Logan Is Reading A Book On The Couch)
Logan: Oh Puh-lease! What In Blazes Is A Christmas?
Siblings: WHAT!?!
Lincoln: You Don't Know About Christmas
Logan: (Sigh) Yes I Do. It's Just That I--
Lincoln: PRIVATE SIBLING MEETING!
(Every Kid Minus Logan Ran Up To Lori Leni's Room)
(In Lori Leni's Room)
Lori: (Slams Shoe On Desk) Okay! We All Know Why We're Here. The Logan Situation Is Going Out Of Control Now!
Other Siblings: What?
Lori: She Wasn't Here For Halloween, Easter And New Year's Day.
Lynn: We Need To Do Something.
Lincoln: Already Ahead Of You! Operation Get Logan Into Christmas Spirit And Other Holiday Spirits And Also Think Of A Shorter Name For This Operation, Is A Go!
Lonni: Ooh! Another Montage, Hope It's Long.
(Music Montage: Summer Swing)
Lincoln: I'll Go First!
[B]Logan Is Reading A Fanfiction Until Lonni Comes Out A Vent; Taking The Book, As That Lincoln Comes And Takes The Glasses She Wears Then Replaces Them With Red And Green Glasses
Logan: Guys Just Let Me Expl--
Lincoln: Not Done!
[B]Continuing The Montage, Lola And Lana Are Riding Lola's Car And Lana Grabs Logan Then The Car Rushes Downstairs; The Car Stops And Lynn, Wearing Pads, Lynn Crashes Into Logan Making Her Fall In A Shopping Kart Which Leni Takes To The Mall.
(At The Mall)
Leni: Okay Logan, You Can Buy Some Christmas Stuff For Us! Ooh! Make Sure You Get Me Something, I Got You Something!
(Laura Walks In)
Laura: Hold It, Logan! (Pulls Down A Rope Making Curtains Fall Around Logan Then Pulls It Again Making The Curtains Go Up Showing Logan's New Outfit)
Leni: Whoa! How'd You Do That?
Laura: A Little Convincing.
Logan: What Did Y'all Do To Me!?
Leni: You Totes Look Better!
Logan: Leni, This Is Made Out Of A Tree!
Laura: Actually There Plaid.
(Lynn Comes In)
Lynn: Plaid? (Lynn's Mouth Becomes A Beak; Squaking And Saying Lynner Winner Chicken Dinner! Then Leaves)
Lincoln: Not Done! How About A Trip At Nepal?
(At Nepal; Scene: Snow Problem)
Lincoln: Okay Guys! We Need To Be Care--
Lori: Who Needs Careful? We're Literally At A Mountain.
Lisa: Yeah, There Rocks Everywhere!
Lori: All In Favor Of "Hairless Apes" As Lisa Calls Us?
(Everyone Minus Lisa Raises Thier Hands)
(Cut To The Top Of The Mountain)
Logan: I--Im Not Sure Of This.
Lonni: Nonsense! (Pushes Logan On A Sled With Makes Her Slide Down)
Lonni From A Far: MAKE SURE YOU DON'T CAUSE A AVALANCHE!!!
Logan: WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!
(Avalanche Starts)
Logan: (Looks At The Avalanche, Then Realizes It's Coming Straight For Her) HOLY MOTHER OF BOOKS!!!!
(Back To The Top)
Lonni: Uh-Oh...
(Logan Hits A Rock While Sliding Which Sends Her Up)
Logan: (Looks Down) Well, I Knew This Would Be Useful (Uses Prank-Me-Not Poncho)
(After Falling The Prank-Me-Not Poncho Still Not Prank Proof)
Logan: Correction, Useless. I'm Gonna Be Stuck Her Forever.
(Luan Comes In)
Luan: Ever? You Mean Everest? Hahahaha! Get It? But Seriously, You're In Snow Problem! Hahahaha! Get It? I Am On A Roll (Pushes Logan Which Makes Her Roll Down The Mountain),
Luan: (Looks At Avalanche) Oh... That. (Gets Sled And Rides Down)
(A Storm Happens)
(Back At The Top, Lonni Is Building A Bridge With Logan Watching)
Logan: What Are You Doing?
Lonni: Building A Bridge!
(Thunder Strikes, Hitting Lonni's Bridge Making Her Fall)
Lori: We Got To Get Outta Here!
(Back In The Loud House)
Luna: That Tired Me Out, Dudes.
Lincoln: Another Private Meeting
Lori: Nah! I'm Too Tired For One!
Logan: Guys, There Is A Reason I'm N--
Lincoln: Not Done!
(Lincoln Pushes Logan Outside And They See Joseph Under Mistletoe)
Logan: What Are You Doing?
Lincoln: It's A Mistletoe! You Know What You Do, Right?
Logan: Ugh! (Goes Back Inside)
Lincoln: Not Done! (Rushes Back In)
(Back In The House)
Logan: What Now Lincoln?
Lincoln: Uhh...Hold That Thought! (Rushes Upstairs)
(In Lynn Lucy Logan Lonni's Room, Logan Is Making A Statue Of Lynn)
Lynn From A Far: Think Fast! (A Football Comes In Their Room And In Knocks Off Logan's Lynn Statue Head)
Logan: Dang It...
(Lynn Comes In)
Lynn: Whoops!
(Back Downstairs)
Lana: Look Logan!
(Lapp Comes In Dressed As A Elf)
Logan: Awww-- Wait, That Won't Work On Me. (Goes Outside)
(The Next Day; It's Christmas Morning, Everyone Is Enjoying Their Gifts)
Lori: Finally! A How To Tutorial Of Making Eyebrows! Thanks Luan!
Luan: Glad We Can Make-up!
Lonni: I Love This Eiffel Tower Statue!
Laura: Your Welcome!
Leni: (While Holding A Dictionary From Lisa) Wait, Where's Logan?
(The Siblings Gasp)
Lincoln: (With A Controller In His Hand) She Missed All Of Christmas!
Lori: Shes Literally A Christmas Hater!
Luna: No, She's Not.
Lonni: Hold On I'm Going Outside.
Laura: With Your Beret And French Clothes?
Lonni: Yes Laura...
(Outside Lonni Sees Logan Sitting Near A Tree)
Lonni: What Are You Even Doing?
Logan: I Always Sit Here When I'm Board.
Lonni: But Out In The Cold!?
(Logan Nods Yes)
(They Then See Joseph Walking With Something Behind His Back)
Joseph: I Uh...Hi...I Uh...Got Logan Something
Logan: (Rolls Eyes) Ugh. I Hope It's Not Another Gift Of Creepy Dolls (Takes The Present And Opens It)
Joseph: Well...You Like It?
Lonni: (To Readers) Coming From One Who Doesn't Celebrate Christmas, He's Got Really Awesome Gifts.
Logan: HOLY GAZOOKS!
(Back In The House)
Lola: Oh. She Got The Gift!
(Back Outside)
Logan: How'd Y'all Know I've Always Wanted This?
Lola: We Read Your Diar--
(Lonni Covers Lola's Mouth)
Lonni: Wait, What Was The Book Called Again
Logan: It's Called Laney In The Loud House!
Lonni: Oh. Well, I'm Going Back Inside (Goes Inside)
Logan: (To Readers) That's All, Folks!
The End
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