Virtual Title Card: Lincoln's Face On A Book That Says Book Thief

Based Off: SpongeBob SquarePants - Squid Noir, Heavy And Lola Shorts 2

Lapp By: Heavy And Lola Official (TLH Amino)

(The Episode Starts With The Outside Of The House, Which Is Black And White)

(In The House's Hallway, Logan Is Looking For Something In A Large Pile Of Clothes Which Is All Over The Place)

Logan: Ugh! There Is So Much, Stuff!

(Lonni Comes Out Her Room)

Lonni: Hey Slogan! What'cha Doing?

Logan: Its Logan, Also I'm Looking For My Fanfictions.. You Can Help Aswell.

Lonni: (Gets In Detective Clothes) Gotcha Partner. (Flips Coin) Maybe The Culprit Wanted To Hide His Or Her Tracks.

Logan: (Picks Up A Book) Aha! One Down, Ninety Nine To Go! And I Like, Literally Know My Next Victim.

(Cut To Lori Leni's Room, Logan And Lonni Are Investigating Lori And Leni)

Logan: Okay, Enough "Bobby-Boo-Boo-Bear." (Takes Lori's Phone) I Know You Had My Books, FESS UP!!!

Lori: I Don't Have One, I Swear! NOW GET OUT OR IT'S HUMAN PRETZEL TO YOU!!

Lonni: (Flips Coin To High) Nah, Welcome Aboard, The Sherlockings. (Coin Comes Back On Her Thumb)

Logan: Lonni, No Joking Around.

(Lori Suddenly Have Detective Clothes)

Lori: Im Literally On It.

Logan: Okay Leni.. GIVE IT OR DON'T LIVE IT!!!

Leni: AHH!

Lonni: (Flipping Coin) Logan, I Think We Can Pass This One. She Just Has This Slightly Large Magazine.

Lori: Oh Really? (Takes Magazine And Pulls Out One Of Logan's Book) You Sure Partner? Because Literally The Culprit Is Hiding The Books In Places We Won't Look.

(Back In The Hall, Lincoln Is Walking To Bathroom Until He's Stopped By Luna Who Is Holding Lapp)

Luna: Dude, You Need To Hide Me!

Lincoln: What?

Luna: Logan's Army Is Spreading Like Wildfire!!!

(A Coin Flies By; Lonni Walks Up To Luna And Lincoln)

Lonni: Just Because I'm Ten, That Doesn't Mean I'm.. Uh... Forgot Line.

HEY READERS LUNA LOUD HERE, AND THATS HOW IT STARTED DUDES, LOGAN LOST ALL A HUNDRED OF HER BOOKS, NOW THE WORLD IS A DREADFUL PLACE

Lucy: Yeah, She Made It Better. (Slowly Makes A Smile)

??? From A Far: GET THEM!

Lana: (Rushes Out Her Room) I Got The Pooch!

Lori: Oh Boy, I Feel A Montage Is Happening.

LANA RUNS TOWARDS LUNA WHO IS HOLDING LAPP AND TACKLES LAPP MAKING FALL OUT OF LUNA'S GRASP; LANA AND LAPP GET IN A FIGHT CLOUD GOING IN THE BATHROOM; LAPP BITES LANA.

Lana: Yow! Bad Dog!

MEANWHILE, LORI IS CHASING LUNA AND LUAN; LUNA GOES IN THE VENTS IN THE BATHROOM.

Luan As Mr. Coconuts: Aww Coconuts! (Luan Throws A Coconut Hitting Lonni, Who Is Inspecting Lincoln)

Lonni: Ouch.

CONTINUING THE MONTAGE, LINCOLN IS DEFENDING HIMSELF FROM LOGAN; LYNN COMES AND HITS LINCOLN WITH A HOCKEY STICK; LINCOLN SCREAMS.THEN LINCOLN GETS CAUGHT IN A NET, DROPPING ONE OF LOGAN'S BOOK. LAURA AND LUKAS, WHO ARE BOTH WEARING DETECTIVE CLOTHES ARE FIGHTING, LUAN KICKS THE WALL TRIGGERING A CHUTE TO CHUTE(I Had To...) OUT DOZENS OF CLOTHES AND BOOKS.Logan: Look! (Runs Over To The Bunch Of Clothes And Books Until The Chute Shoot Out Lonni's Coins, Trapping Logan Inside.

Luan Trying To Make Lonni's Voice: Oh Chute! Hahahaha! Get It? Chute?

Logan: (Muffled Voice) Ten More To Go! And Yes, I Counted All Eight Six In Here!

Luan: Dang It...

Lonni: Guys Stop!

(Everyone Stops What They're Doing)

Luna: Oh I Get It. Luan Is The Culprit!

Lola: Ugh! I Told Y'all Reading Others Diaries Will Not Have Consequences.

Logan: (Muffled Voice) Y'all Go Without Me!

Logan: IN THE END, I'VE FOUND EVERY BOOK I HAD, THIS DECEMBER WAS A DAY I DIDN'T EXPECT. LUAN FINALLY GAVE UP AND MY BOOKS. AND, THAT'S ALL FOLKS!