Virtual Title Card: Lincoln As A Pizza Deliverer Delivering Pizza
Mostly Focused Characters: The Loud Kids, General
(The Episode Starts In The Living Room, Lori Is Calling Bobby, Leni Is Taking Selfies, Luna Is Jamming, Luan Is Telling A Joke, Lynn Is Kicking A Ball, Lucy Is Reading A Poem, Logan Is Reading A Fanfiction, Laura Is Doing Lola's Hair, Lana Is Playing In Mud, Lisa Is Making Chemicals, Lily Playing With Building Blocks And Lukas And Lonni Are Playing A Dance Game)
Lori: Bobby! I Don't Care If I Spelled You're Wrong! And Stop Saying K!
Leni: Jimbad! (Takes Selfies)
Luna: Lit, Louds Are A Crowd And Are Proud!
Luan: Hey! Why Did The Turkey Cross The Road? The Chicken Was On Strike! Hahahaha! Get It?
Lynn: Oh Yeah! Beat Lincoln's Hi-Score!
Lucy: (Reading Poem)
Pizza.
Crunchy Crust
Oh Please
Hot Cheese
The Type Of Food
I Can Trust
Pizza.
Lola: Ow! Laura! Softly Please, We Already Have A Gorilla Here.
Lori: Lola!
(Lincoln Comes In)
Lincoln: Yes! The Pizza Is Finally Done!
All: Pizza!?
Lincoln: Oh No...
Luna: Give It Here Brah!
Logan: Oh Boy, Another Montage!
Lonni: Shush!
Lincoln Is Running With The Pizza In His Plate With His Siblings Chasing Him
Lincoln: Too Bad! Its Mine!
Lola Speeds Past Lincoln Grabbing The Plate And Pizza; She Stops In The Kitchen
Lori: Game Over Lola!
Lori And Luna Are Coming At Lola On Both Sides; Lola Jumps, Lands On Their Heads And Bangs Them Together
Lori: Literally!
Luna: Blimey!
Lori: Wait, What Are We Doing? How About We Have Our Own Restaurant!
Lisa: How Will That Work Out?
Lori: Every 50 And Above Customers That Come Will Have Their Order, After That, The Person With The Most Change Will Have A Free Pizza Pie! (Holds Up The Pizza Pie)
Lonnie: I Think We Should Do It.
Lincoln: Yeah Right! We've Already Fought Over Money!
One Day Later, The Loud House Is Above An Building Named "Italia A Lá Linc"
Lincoln: We Actually Did It!
Lori: Get Y'all Uniforms On, Its Time To Serve.
Meanwhile, Lynn Is Giving Three Customers Some Pizza.
Lynn Loud $10.00
Lynn: Booyah! I'm Gonna Win This.
(Lincoln Gets Out The Bathroom, Dressed Up As A Pizza Deliverer)
Lincoln: Lets Do This!
(Leon Walks Up To The Counter Where Lincoln Is At)
Leon: Yes, Two Large Pizzas, For Me And Thi Love!
Lincoln: That'll Be $10.00.
Leon: Dollars Huh? (Checks Pockets) Uh... I Only Have £100.00
Lincoln: Okay..
(Lola Bust In)
Lola: I'll Give You A Pound If You Don't Pay Correctly!
Leon: How About Euros?
Lola: If You Are Paying With Euro Foreign Moolah, Then You Should Go To The Can!
(Lola Points At A Giant Trashcan Called The Can)
Leon: Uh... Fine. (Leaves The Restaurant)
Lori: Lincoln! Why Are You Chasing Away The Customers! You Lose Change!
Lincoln Loud $5.00 - $1.50
Lincoln: Thanks Lola!
(Meanwhile Lana Is Serving A Family Of Four)
Lana: One For The Dad, The Mom, The Brother And The Sister! (Gives Small Pizzas To Them)
Lana Loud $0.02 - $20.02
Lori: One More Customer Left! (To Readers) Lets Check All The Tips My Siblings Got. And Only Dollars Count
Leni Loud ¥100.00 $5.00
Luna Loud $9.00
Luan Loud $15.09
Lynn Loud $11.05
Lincoln Loud $2.32
Lonni Loud $3.09
Lucy Loud 5.00
Logan Loud $9.88
Lana Loud $30.00
Lukas Loud $10.08
Lisa Loud ¥4.00. 4.01 £4.02 $3.00
Lily Loud $31.00
Lola Loud $1,000.00
Lori: Wait... LOLA!!!
Lola: The People I Stole From Left!
General: Why, I NEED MY PIZZA!!! AND MY $1,000.00 BACK!!
Lincoln: I Have The Last Pizza. So...
(Lincoln's Siblings Look At Lincoln)
Lincoln: You'll Never Get Me!
Lori: Here It Comes Again.
General: Why, Y'ALL HURRY UP OR ELSE I'LL LEAVE A BAD YALP REVIEW!
Larissa: I'm Already Leaving A Bad Yalp Review Here! (Leaves Italia A Lá Linc)
Logan: Great.
Lincoln Is Rushing Over To General With The Pizza In One Hand; Lynn Comes In Taking The Pizza; Lucy Scares Lynn Making Her Backup And Lonni Takes The Pizza
Lynn: Hey Lonni! Give That Back!
General: Why, Just Give Me My Pizza!
Lonni: On It! (Throws The Plate Over General
(One Hour Later, Everyone Is In A Fight Cloud In The Middle Of The Restaurant)
Lori: (Blows Whistle) Guys! Y'all Missing The Point! Everyone Left.
(Everyone Stops Fighting)
Lynn: So All That...
Lukas: For Nothing?
Lori: And Lily Won The Battle For The Pizza Pie.
Lola: But I Have--
Lola Loud $00.0Lola: NOTHING!?!?
Lori: That Strange Dude Took His Money And Left. (Gives Lily The Pizza Pie) Here You Go Lily!
Lily: (Gibberish) Fa Fa!
Luan: I Think Lily Has Something To Say? Mind If I Translate Lilster?
Lily: Poo-Poo.
Luan: She Says She Wants To Share The Pie! There Is 11 Slices.
(Twelve Minutes Later)
(Its Dinner In The Loud House)
Lucy: Can Someone Burn My Pizza?
Lana: Can Someone Put Mud On My Pizza?
Lori: Lana, Gross.
Lincoln: Well, Bon Appetit!
(The 11 Kids Take A Bite Of The Pizza; They All Gag And Spit It Out)
Lincoln: Lori! What Was In That!?
Lori: Sause, Pepperoni, Chee--
Luna: Not Literally!
Lori: Thats Literally My Catchphrase!
Lana: (Looks At The Pizza) Ooh! Mold!
Lincoln: Mold!?! You Put Mold In The Pizza!?!
Luna: Maybe It Gotten Moldy During The Food Rush.
(Outside)
General: Why, So Yall Wanna Take My Money And Give Me Moldy Pizza!?! I Have Something For Yall!!! (Takes Out Goggles And Shrinks The House Again)
All: Dang It...