(The Episode Starts With Logan And Lonni Behind The Couch)
Lonni: Okay, They're Sleep Now.
Logan: Was It Necessary To Sit Behind The Couch And Hear Lincoln And Ronnie Anne Snore?
Lonni: Yes.
(They Then Leave The Behind Of The Couch)
Logan: Ready To Watch The Dream Boat Shipwrecked?
Lonni: (Gags) I'd Rather Watch Operation Dessert Storm Dessert Disaster!
Logan: I'd Rather Watch Lincoln And Ronnie Anne Snuggle Than That Bubblegum Garbage.
Lonni: Lincoln!?! Ronnie Anne!?! Snuggle!?! Where!?!
(Logan Points At Lincoln And Ronnie Anne On The Couch, Sleep; Lonni Squeals)
Logan: Quiet! We Don't Want To Wake Our Prince And Princess!
Lonni: How About We Watch Whatever Comes On TV?
Logan: Agreed.
(The TV Turns On; Showing The Title For No Such Luck)
Logan: Let's Not Watch TV. (They Go Upstairs)
Ronnie Anne: Hey, Lame-o. Wake Up!
(Lincoln Is Still Snoring)
Ronnie Anne: Ugh.. Maybe A Kiss Will Snap Him Into Reality
(Ronnie Anne Kisses Him, Lincoln Then Wakes Up)
(It Cuts In Lori Leni's Room; Every Is Monitoring Ronnie Anne And Lincoln)
Luna: (Squeals) Lincoln Does Have A Girlfriend!
Leni: That Is Like, So Cute!
Logan: Make A Fanfiction About It, Pronto!
Lynn: I Ship It! And I Just Learned What That Ship Means.
(It Goes Back Downstairs)
Lincoln: Ugh! Why Is This On?! (Changes The Channel)
Luna From A Far: I Never Heard Of "Easily Broken" Before! It's Cute!
Lincoln: What!?!? I'll Be Back. (Runs Upstairs)
(Lincoln Walks In Lori Leni's Room)
Lincoln: What Did You Do?
Lisa: We Set Up Cameras Knowing That You And Ronnie Anne Will Cling Lips Together, Street Name: Kiss.
Lincoln: Come On Guys! Ronniecoln Is Fake!
Luna: Don't Be A Mooch, Dude.
Lincoln: All 14 Of Y'all Are Starting To Piss Me Off..
Lonni: Waddaya Gonna Do? Tell Ronnie Anne To Leave?
Lincoln: That's Exactly What I'm Doing, She Doesn't Have To Get Involved In Your Dumb Stuff!
Luan: Guess You're Gonna Kiss Her Goodbye! Hahahaha! Get It?
Lola: Just Admit It, Lincoln.
(They Hear A Door Close)
Lincoln: She Already Left!
Lori: She's Literally Just Embarrassed!
Leni: I Think You Should Marry Her.
Lukas: I Think You Two Should Have Babies!
Lincoln: Okay, THAT'S IT! I HAVE ENOUGH OF ALL YOUR BULLCRAP! IN FACT, I DON'T WANT Y'ALL GOING IN MY LIFE!
Lori: Lincoln, You Don't Understa--
Lincoln: NO!! ALL OF Y'ALL JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!! I DON'T EVEN WANT Y'ALL TO EVEN THINK I EXIST!! GET THE HELL OUT OF MY LIFE!!! ALL OF Y'ALL JUST PISS OFF!
(Lincoln's Sisters Gasp)
Lori: Well, If You Don't Want Us To Care About You Again, Then We Won't!
Lana: Yeah!
Lucy: Get Out Of Our Lives.
Lynn: Yeah, Dork!
Lola: We Don't Need You Anyway!
Luna: We Shouldn't Stopped You From Killing Yourself.
Luan: That's What You Should Do!
(The Next Day... Lincoln Is Being Bullied)
Bully: Hahahaha! Wimp! (Punches Lincoln)
Lincoln: Ow! Logan, Help Me!
Logan: I Don't Know, I Don't Want To Get In Your Life! (Goes Upstairs)
(Later That Day... Lincoln Goes Upstairs To The Bathroom And Sees A Note)
Lincoln: (Reads Note) Dear Stranger, We Can't Risk It You Ejecting Mayonnaise In Our Bathroom, Please Go Outside. (Stops Reading) What!?! No Way! Wait, There's More.. (Reads Note) P.S. The Only Thing You Have Is Your Room And The Stuff In Your Room, Please Starve To Death. Sighed, Lonni.
(In Lincoln's Room)
Lincoln: That Little Bich! I Can't Believe Her!
Clyde: Calm Down Lincoln, She Might Not Mean It.
Lincoln: She Does! And When I Get A Knife, I'm Gonna Kill Her!
Clyde: Lincoln, Calm Down!
Lincoln: I Am Not Clyde!
Clyde: It's Okay Lincoln, They're Just Mad About Yesterday.
Lincoln: But Why Would Be Mad!?
Clyde: Because They're Your Siblings, They Don't Want You To Get Hurt. I'm Sorry For Saying This But... It'll Be Your Fault If You Got Bullied. Like Earlier, When Logan Went Upstairs, Inside, She Knew She Had To Help You, But You Went To Far.
Lincoln: You're Right Clyde! I Have To Apologize To Them!
Clyde: I'm Rooting For You Buddy!
(In The Hallway)
Lincoln: I Have An Announcement To Make!
(Everyone Comes Out Their Rooms)
Luna: What?
Lincoln: I Know I Might Of Hurt Your Feelings, But I Am So Sorry. I Thought You Posted That Video Online. That's The Reason I Snapped. I Would Never Try To Hurt Y'all Because We Are Family. Is There Anyway Y'all Could Forgive Me?
(Everyone Looks At Him Still; Lincoln Gulps)
Lincoln: Is That A No...?
(Everyone Hugs Lincoln)
Lori: We're Sorry To Lincoln.
Luna: We Never Should Of Made Fun Of You.
Leni: Like, Because Of You, We Wouldn't Have Made Up From Fighting.
Luan: Yeah, We Owe You A Lot.
Lincoln: I'm Glad We Can Make Up!
(The Next Day...)
Lincoln: (To Readers) Well Guys, Last Friday Was Horrible! Along With Saturday. But Sunday, Was Amazing! I Never Thought I Would Be Cared From My Siblings. I'm Going To Sleep Now. I Don't Want Laura To Know I Stole Her "Special" Flower.