A/N: Goodness, sorry for the wait! There was an extreme amount of business in my life the past month. (And I kinda ditched doing a Valentine's Day chapter – sorry!) I'll make it up, don't worry! Anyways, I hope you enjoy and thanks to those who've reviewed, favorited, and chosen to be alerted! Disclaimer: I do not own the Avengers, Loki, or his children.
Tony grumbled incessantly as he continued to fly around Manhattan. Apparently, Loki's other children shared his love of domination. The giant serpent that none of the others say for Thor and Loki could pronounce its name had already blocked off half the island with just its body. Jörmungandr was almost gleefully chewing on one of the taller buildings near Stark Tower. Loki was hovering near his face, and scolding him in some ancient language.
"Brother! I fear Jörmungandr is drawing far too much attention from SHIELD, and other humans!" Thor shouted as he continued to hold part of the serpent back.
"Uh, yeah! No shit, Sherlock!" Tony shouted. Loki face palmed in frustration – at least Sleipnir had taken the whole frost giant thing well, and he could understand Hela's frustration, but Jörmungandr's reaction was quite uncalled for.
"Jörmungandr! Save your anger for Ragnarok! Be gone for now…please…" the God of Mischief begged – he was doing everything he could to not get the Hulk involved. The serpent stopped his chewing and thrashing and gazed into his father's eyes. Everyone was a bit shocked – Loki didn't normally beg, or ever use please. Jörmungandr blinked in contemplation before flicking the Trickster with his long tongue, and slithering through a large portal that opened up next to him. Loki sighed before landing gracefully next to the more than disgruntled Avengers. Natasha gave him a glare horrible enough to give anyone nightmares.
"Do you have any more children?" Steve asked as he wearily surveyed the wreckage left behind by Jörmungandr.
"Well, I do ha-," Loki's answer was cut off by a very large wolf that appeared out of nowhere and tacked him. "Fenrir!" Thor laughed at the sight of his brother being used as a spontaneous chew toy. The fierce wolf snarled before nuzzling into the god's shoulder. Loki made a strange sound that was a mix of joy and terror as his son laid on him in a display of affection.
"What the hell is that!?" everyone else, sans Thor, yelled in shock.
"That would be Loki's son, Fenrir," the God of Thunder stated calmly as approached the wolf and his father. Fenrir growled at him. "Easy Great Fenrir, I only need a moment to speak to my brother." The beastly creature continued to glare at him as Thor knelt down to the younger god, or at least what Fenrir wasn't lying on – which was just his head. Loki was gasping for breath. "You know, Brother, the humans have invented these amazing little things called condoms. Perhaps you should invest in them so as to avoid situations like this!" Thor said slyly with a chuckle. The Trickster glared at him before choking from lack of air.
"Should we do something?" Steve asked worriedly.
"Nay, my friends, this is an Asgardian matter – we have this!" Thor patted the wolf with as much affection that a balloon had for a cactus. "It is time to go home, Fenrir," he said before urging him through a portal that conveniently appeared next to them. Loki coughed in pain as air returned to his half crushed lungs.
"This is why you practice safe sex, kids!" Tony said as the Avengers began to laugh at Loki.
"I hate you all…" the younger god feebly stated.
A/N: Once again I hope you enjoyed! And requests, suggestions, and other feedback are always welcome and appreciated! :D