"Oh my god Adrien." My father growled as he entered the indoor pool room. I was laying on our beach chairs reading my history book for my upcoming test when my father came barging into the area.

"What?" I responded, I was in no mood for this man right now. I was trying to memorize why this Columbus guy was so popular in America.

"Why is there a dead man in the pool!?" My father shouted at me. I looked over my book to the pool and chuckled at the floating bodies that leaked a large amount of red into my use to be clean pool.I couldn't help but chuckle at the sight of the dead man. My eyes slowly move to the butcher knife sticking out of his neck.

"Right, that's David. The boy who stole your designs." I said. "He was about to spread them all over social media, but I was able to...persuade him not to."

"I told you to keep him alive till I came home." My father growled at me. He never liked it when I made the first kill.

"Well if you so anxious, we can call Plagg to hunt down his team." I said.

"I do not care for that now. What I am worried about is The Borgiouse." My father said, making me set my textbook to the ground and look straight at him. Or, giving him my full attention would be a better way of saying it.

"They are plotting something, I have started to notice many of my business partners have been...disappearing." My father said. That's not a good thing.

"What about their business?"

"They've been going to the Borgiouse, that is why I am worried. Recently Asoty disappeared into thin air when we were about to talk to that singer."

"Jagget? Jagger?" I asked, I didn't know his name.

"Yes."

"Well then, I think a silver bullet through that cunt's chaw would be an excellent message to her daddy." I said.

"You can't kill her."

"Why not!?" I asked.

"The Contract." My father said. I nodded my head at his words.

The Contract was the ONLY thing that my father and the Mayor agreed upon. The contract was created after my mother's death after she saved the Mayor's wife from something terrible. In the contract, it states that neither families can harm each other's kids or grandkids. Let it be known that this contract was created when I was 10 years old. So I didn't have a say at it at the time. If the contract is broken, my father has to pay the Mayor 100 million dollars. I guess that was our worth to our parents. The point is, I rather not waste that money on something so pathetic like Chloe.

"Fine, I won't kill her." I growled.

"You will also clean the pool!" My father growled at me. I closed my eyes and sighed as I nod at his orders. I didn't even bother to open my eyes to see his as he walks away from me. His high priced shoes did the trick. Once gone, I opened my eyes to the pool.

I could not care less for the mess I had to clean today, for my mind was on the magnificent Marinette. Oh, Mari, today she comes out of the hospital and I can finally see her! I can feel my heart racing at the thought of kissing her lips. Groping those big breasts of hers in my hand, or maybe give her hole a little...oh great I have a boner! Ugh! This is going to be a running gag in my life, I just know it!

(Later that day)

"So...your into big boobed Asians now?" My buddy Plagg said before sticking that awful cigarette into his mouth. He was standing next to me in front of his red Jaguar car. The two of us were waiting for Marinette to come out of the white building known as the hospital. Today was her pick up day and I told her parents that I would get my buga-boo. They had no rejections to my request. I can't wait to take her home!

"So..." Plagg started, snapping me from my thoughts. "Why are you getting Married? Your only 17."

"Because Marinette is the perfection that I will never find in my life again." I said. "She's more valuable then you realize. Her existence alone may change our life's forever."

"I don't get it." Plagg said. He is too stupid to understand my poetry.

"Marinette is very special." I explained in the dumbest way I could.

"Well, it takes a dame made of gold to make you look at her. This girl must be special for you to go gaga over." Plagg muttered. "You know I only watch your ass right."

"I know, I should get Marinette a guardian." I muttered. But before I could think of anything else, Marinette came through the doors wearing a bubble gum pink dress that reached to her knees.

"She looks wonderful." I said.

"Yea, a real beauty." Plagg said as he looks up to the sky. Plagg was my guardian since my mom dad and a major asshole. I don't know much about Plagg's past or even his private life. All I know is that he used to be known as Chat Noir, the black cat assassin. And also that he liked cheese and wine and was drunk whenever I saw him. He always wore a black suit with a white shirt underneath that he never tucked. His hair was pitched black and messy, but his eyes were as green as mine...eh, maybe a little darker than mine. He taught me everything I know, from gun shooting to self-defense, to basically talking like an asshole. He was my best bud...to some extent.

"Hey." Marinette said in a low voice. I couldn't help but to walk over to her and tackle her in a hug. Oh, how I love her! She smelled like strawberries and...you know. The actual fruit does not have a scent, so how do I know this is strawberry perfume or not.

"Adrien..." She muttered. "You are hurting me."

"But you smell so nice." I purred.

"Oh my god, get in the car!" Plagg growled at us. I rolled my eyes at the man's words before grabbing Marinette hand. I drag her into the car in the back seat as Plagg sits in the front. Throwing his glasses on, he started up the engine and backs the car out of the parking lot. As the car moves, I begin to think of all the clothes I had just bought Marinette and how they would look on her! Oh my gosh, I can't wait to go home!

"Your father says you two have school to go to." Plagg said, making me look at my clock to see it was 8:30 AM. He was right, school started 15 minutes ago and I had to attend! God Dammit!

"Can we skip school." Marinette said. "I just want to go home now.

"No missy, orders from the head." Plagg said, I couldn't help but pout at his words, but my father's words were always first. No matter, I can have fun with Mari even in school. All I need is a dark room and five minutes...wait, where are my condoms?

"And your father said no sex at school Adrien." Plagg said, oh my god, don't tell me. When he bumped into me he took my condoms!? Dammit! No matter, I have many ways to-

CRASH

Was the sound when a large truck came crashing into Plagg Jaugar. Causing us to fly right towards a small Cafe stand, luckily no one was there...I think. Thankfully, the three of us were wearing our seatbelts, so none of us was serious damage. Plagg unbuckles himself before jumping out the car with his pistol pointed to where the car was supposed to be. Only to sigh when he saw nothing there. He turns his head to the side before looking at Marinette and I. I turned my head from his direction to see Marinette no longer next to me, only showing an open door. Did she honestly just run away...oh this is going to be good...

Kikkie: I am so tired! College is tough but I finally got this chapter done! Thank you for reading, please review and have a lovely day~!