This chapter is for my loyal reviewer Bellamort500 :)
Dear Bellatrix
My, somebody's in a grumpy mood today! Is it your time of the month, Bella honey? Or are you just a naturally grumpy person? Don't worry, Trixie, I won't show my face anyway near you ever again. Why would I? It's not like you're my favourite cousin or something. And I won't show up at your wedding either. Now, you just toddle off and snog your precious Voldykins, OK? I'd rather you didn't send another Howler, my ears are ringing. Enjoy your wedding. Your future husband is Rodolphus Lestrange, I hear. Congratulations. I bet he divorces you within two weeks and chases after some other pretty maiden. He always was the ladies' man, haha.
From your dear cousin Sirius