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Coraline is online -

Coraline: hello everybody my day sucked

Mabel: oh no!

Mabel: what happened?

Coraline: school is just shitty in general

Coraline: my grades are in the toilet (as usual) and i might have to do summer school

Mabel: oh no!

Mabel: then you wouldn't be able to visit us!

Coraline: whatever

Coraline: i don't want to talk about it anymore

Mabel: well if you want to talk about you can message me

Norman: how is the hero hub coming, mabel

Mabel: great!

Mabel: you should visit usssssss

Norman: maybe

Norman: idk

Norman: it's a little big for me

Mabel: maybe you can try joining the main chat?

Mabel: get to know some of the people that hang around the hub

Coraline: hey does anyone know what happened to danny?

Coraline: he kinda disappeared

Mabel: i think dexter knows

Mabel: but ben is probably the one to ask

Coraline: yeah i'll talk to ben

Norman: maybe you should take a break from the hero hub?

Norman: focus on your schoolwork and stuff

Coraline: norman i know you mean well but the hero hub is the only thing keeping me sane

Norman: just don't burn yourself out, ok?

Coraline: i won't

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Randy: so basically BASH thinks he can do whatever he wants

Randy: the dude repeated a few grades so he's in 11th grade despite being like 18

Randy: the teachers don't want to keep him in school any longer, so they let him beat up kids years younger than him so they don't have to hold him back any longer

Kim: damn that sounds awful randy

Randy: i can't get back at him because 1) ninja duties 2) he'll get upset and get stanked and i'll have a monster on my hands

Randy: fucking hell

Kim: with kids turning into monsters all the time you'd think they'd do something about it

Randy: it's public school kim

Randy: and the ninja has been dealing with it for decades

Randy: the school is pretty well funded all things considered but they spend a lot of the money on rebuilding stuff

Randy: upside? Everything is always up to date

Kim: i can't imagine keeping secret identity

Kim: sounds exhausting

Randy: i'm on thin ice with the nomicon just for telling howard about my ninja job

Randy: i'm on even thinner ice for telling all of you guys

Randy: but you guys don't live on my earth (except for danny) so it's a little better

Randy: (idk what the nomicon thinks of danny but it seems pretty cool with him knowing)

Danny is online -

Danny: you guys talking about me?

Randy: danny!

Kim: how are you doing?

Danny: alright

Danny: i like zak's parents

Danny: his mom might have hugged me and i might have cried a little but it's chill

Kim: i met zak's parents briefly a while back

Kim: before even i knew zak lol

Kim: nice people

Randy: what are your parents like kim?

Kim: they're ok

Kim: smart people with smart kids i guess

Kim: they're your typical middle aged mom and dad at the end of the day

Kim: they don't really understand the whole hero thing but they support it

Kim: they've been trying to get me to find my own place

Randy: how old are you again?

Kim: 19

Kim: still getting used to the whole 'adult' thing

Kim: i'm technically still a 'teen' hero but i'm officially no longer a 'kid' hero

Kim: i've been taking some online college classes but haven't really gone to college for real yet

Kim: what are your parents like randy?

Randy: my moms are great

Randy: i can't tell them about the ninja stuff which sucks

Randy: they give me a lot of freedom, i don't have a curfew

Randy: mama says as long as i'm doing anything illegal i can have my 'adventures'

Randy: mom was smothered a lot as a kid, and it really messed her up, says she doesn't want to put me under the same stress she had as a kid

Randy: she ended up doing a lot of self destructive stuff because of the high expectations her parents had made her feel like a failure for not being perfect

Randy: her and mama met when mama helped her get away from the police, mama was rebellious as a teen and pulled a lot of illegal stunts

Kim: your mothers commited crime together

Randy: mama's parents had given up on her because she didn't do as well as her siblings

Randy: mama says she turned to crime as a way to get her parents attention.

Randy: the thing was, she was too good, she got away with 95% of the stunts she pulled

Randy: her and mom teamed up and pulled some legendary stunts then walked away from crime for good

Randy: mama still has a clean record, and mom's parents pulled strings to cover up the stuff mom did

Randy: so basically as long as i keep my grades above a C+ and don't do drugs or get arrested i'm in the clear

Kim: wow

Randy: mama's the art teacher at the highschool now, and mom does tours at the museum

Danny: my parents are great except for the whole wanting my alter ego dead thing

Coraline is online -

Danny: coraline and online rhyme

Coraline: you are the funniest person on the planet congratulations /s

Coraline: how is everyone today?

Mabel: i had a great day

Kim: woah mabel how long have you been online?

Mabel: i have the tab open on my computer

Ben: i've just been lurking

Ben: couldn't think of anything to say

Danny: you realize you can check who's online, right?

Kim: wait where?

Kim: wait

Kim: i see it yeah

Danny: hey randy, do you know what jake and juniper are up too?

Randy: i think they are still upset with each other

Ben: what happened?

Kim: i saw the last of it, i think it's best we let them figure it out themselves first

Ben: jake and june got into a fight?

Randy: private message one of them if you want to know badly enough

Mabel: why do people keep getting into fights?

Coraline: idk

Coraline: someone is always upset about something

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Dipper: ok hear me out

Dipper: you let us come with on the mission

Raz: no

Dipper: please

Lili: no

Dipper: i'm pretty sure gideon is a part of this

Raz: and if he is we'll contact you guys

Raz: but until we know for sure he's connected we don't have any excuses for bringing you along

Dipper: you used to let us come with

Lili: dipper those weren't real missions, you know that.

Lili: me and raz weren't old enough to go on missions ourselves, much less take someone along

Raz: if gideon is involved in this, we might need to go off the record, and then we take you guys with

Raz: what the big boss don't know don't hurt him

Norman: you guys have a weird concept of morality

Raz: shut