Chapter 6G
(Author's note, very few people are reading this, so I will pretty much just write this "for me". I enjoy writing even if no one is reading.)
A flight group of ten entire squadrons of hell talon fighters screamed through the sky at super sonic speed, approaching the massive airport and spaceport facility on the roof of the gargantuan fortress hive city on Sevenson Island.
The hell talons were painted the same nauseating yellowish greenish brown as the noxious clouds and fly swarms that perpetually filled the sky of Alpha Plus Sanctuary, in a camouflage pattern to make them that little bit harder to see, and all bore the insignia of the Wong Petrochemicals private Air Force.
With unimaginable wealth pouring into the coffers of Wong Petrochemicals as the fuel shortages got ever worse, the company was expanding its construction of new gas rigs at breakneck speed, and was buying vast numbers of military aircraft to protect these rigs with blankets of air cover.
Finding skilled pilots for all these aircraft was proving difficult however...
Nurgle worshipping Chaos Pilot "Rat" Abernathy cheerfully flew her hell talon towards the airport, flying only "slightly" sideways rather than the more traditional "forwards" direction that was usually considered preferable. The machine spirits of the hell talon were blaring out warning sirens at Rat, but she cheerfully tuned the sirens out as white noise.
"What the fuck are you DOING!" air traffic control screamed at Rat over the radio as she narrowly missed hitting a radar tower at the edge of the airport.
"No harm no foul," Rat replied over the radio in her gurgling voice.
Air traffic control had rather a different philosophy about air safety, and said so with the aid of a lot of colourful swearing.
The rest of the air group radioed Rat to stay in formation, she was now way out of the approach vector and slightly upside down too.
"Understood sir," Rat informed the leader of the air group.
Rat managed with difficulty to get her hell talon the right way up, and, with only a few near mid air collisions, she managed to resume her place in the formation as the entire massive air group came in to land.
The hell talon miraculously landed without any damage, and Rat completed the powering down cycles before exiting the aircraft. The cockpit would need to be sterilised after having Rat inside it, but that was not her problem.
The cockpit visor swung open, revealing Rat in all her Nurgly glory. She was "technically" a plague zombie, but Rat found the term "zombie" deeply offensive. Rat preferred to think of herself as just a woman like any other, albeit with a few extra blessings from Nurgle.
Rat was skeletally thin, badly disfigured from being burned alive on two separate occasions, covered with nauseating skin diseases, and (according to unkind people) quite amazingly ugly. She had a pair of badly battered bionic eyes to replace her fire cooked eyeballs, had badly infected hair plugs to give her a very thin wisp of long grey hair, and a massive artificial boob job that looked completely out of place on her skeletally thin body.
She was wearing a non-biodegradable fabric fighter pilot uniform, which was deliberately issued to her as the usual uniforms decomposed in contact with her skin.
Rat cheerfully shambled across the landing strip towards one of the ramped descending entrances to the levels below the air strip, for debriefing in the airbase situated underneath the landing strip. The other pilots shook their heads at Rat, she really was an absolute menace in the air!
The pilots all assembled in a debriefing room in the air base, and had a fairly stormy debriefing, stormy because of Rat and a few other less than ideal pilots. Rat cheerfully despaired of anything ever improving in her piloting ability, and took the criticism without complaint, simply another cross to bear.
Wong Petrochemicals had a huge Air Force, so huge in fact that they had more aircraft than they had pilots to fly them all. Rat had over a decade of experience as a civilian pilot, mostly flying supply shuttles between ships in outer space, and this experience was seen as enough to be given this high paying job as a Wong Petrochemicals mercenary fighter pilot.
Rat coped well enough flying simple shuttles in the vacuum of space. In this environment she was a fair pilot, not great, but adequate enough to pass muster.
But put Rat in a highly sophisticated fighter aircraft, in an atmosphere, and with stuff like gravity to deal with, and she went from barely adequate to being downright dangerous. The only reason she still had a job was because she hadn't yet damaged anything expensive, always managing to only just avoid every collision.
Apart from criticism of the less than stellar piloting abilities of some of the pilots, the debrief had very little to report. The Brotherhood of Toth had been very quiet lately, and hadn't attempted to steal any gas recently. A few other factions were getting restless, but so far these hadn't struck any Wong Petrochemicals property as of yet, preferring to attack civilian fuel tankers not owned by the Wong family.
The debriefing finished up, and Rat happily received a pressurised canister of gas as her pay for today. Rat was surprisingly strong for someone so skeletally thin, and hoisted up the heavy gas canister in her arms and carried it home.
Gas was not the most ideal carrier of currency. The gas in this canister would have to be transferred into a number of smaller bottles to make it easier to carry, and transferring the exact amount of gas to a vendor to pay for a purchase was a tedious and time consuming endeavour.
Rat didn't let the problems of life bother her however, the Nurgle way was to just despairingly accept whatever came, and in doing so came peace.
Rat opened the door to her apartment, and was barely inside the door before her husband almost knocked her off her feet with a frenzy of kissing.
"Oh Glans! You make me feel so loved!" Rat exclaimed romantically as the man she loved was absolutely all over her.
Rat put the canister down, and her husband picked her up in his arms and carried her to their bedroom, kissing her the entire time. Rat enthusiastically kissed her extremely loving husband, feeling so utterly loved.
Glans stripped naked, revealing pale sweaty overweight flesh that radiated seediness like a light bulb radiates light, with a balding head, poorly shaven face, and far too much hair on his back. It was not an appealing sight, but compared to Rat's decomposing body, Glans was a super model in comparison!
Glans Dildo Abernathy, husband of Rat, was a Slaanesh worshipping necrophiliac with a zombie fetish. Rat was a Nurgle plague zombie who had managed to retain possession of her mind and mental faculties. They were a match made in heaven.
Every single day Rat was completely overwhelmed by her husband's raw obsession for her, even after over a decade of marriage his passion for her had not even slowed down. Rat was a romantic at heart, and she found this incessant love and attention completely intoxicating.
Rat gasped as her husband stripped her out of her pilots uniform, and was then completely overwhelmed as he made frenzied love to her for about 30 minutes before Rat insisted that they do the evening chores.
The pair certainly didn't include "cleaning" in their list of chores, the place was even more filthy than that diarrhoea ocean! It was so thick with mould growing from every surface that mice entering the apartment quickly dropped down dead from inhaling the mould spores! Rat and Glans were both protected from the lethal effects by their respective chaos gods, as was their 15 year old son "Gonorrhoea Abernathy".
Rat and Glans instead got dinner ready, a meal so revolting that it is best not described in detail, and their teenage son Gonorrhoea joined them at their biohazard of a family dinner table.
Rat gazed proudly at her miracle son. It had been scientifically impossible for a plague zombie like Rat to get pregnant, her womb was a rotten malignant thing, death to a baby. But with a LOT of prayers and rituals to Nurgle, Nurgle had blessed Rat with completely supernatural fertility.
Gonorrhoea was now a putrid Nurgle worshipping teenage boy, and best friends with Tim Wong of all people! Their boy had made powerful friends, back when the Wong family was (relatively) poor, and was (unsuccessfully) trying to romantically court female members of the Wong family.
"Lin Wong rejected me today. I even had her cousin Tim as a wing man but nothing!" Gonorrhoea told his parents sadly.
Rat patted his arm sympathetically and said, "All plans fail, all dreams shatter, but just lean on Nurgle and he will carry you through the troubles of life."
"Did you at least get your cock wet?" Glans asked.
"I tried to, but Lin said that I stank and ran away from me," Gonorrhoea said sadly.
"What about a nice Nurgle girl?" Rat suggested.
"I want a girl who is actually HOT, those Slaaneshi Wong girls are so much hotter than the Nurgle girls," Gonorrhoea complained.
Rat tutted, feeling deeply offended and said, "you should be lucky to get a lovely Nurgle girl! To think that my own son could be so shallow!"
"Your mother is right son, those Nurgle girls are absolutely gorgeous. I would never trade your mother for a Slaanesh girl, Nurgle women are the hottest women in the entire universe!" Glans added firmly.
"Um, sorry mum, I wasn't trying to offend. I wasn't having a go at Nurgle girls, well not entirely, I was just saying that those Wong girls are really gorgeous." Gonorrhoea apologised.
"I don't want you to only be interested in what a girl looks like. Gemma Sevenson is considered a radiant beauty, and look what she did to me! She turned me into a zombie, she changed my name to "filthy rat eater", tortured me for 5 long years until I forgot my original name, just because I slept with her husband! I used to be so BEAUTIFUL! Look what that bitch did to me! An external beauty can hide a truly ugly heart," Rat exclaimed passionately.
"You ARE beautiful my love, more beautiful than ever before," Glans said lustfully and grabbed Rat and fucked her on top of the table.
Gonorrhoea exclaimed in revolted dismay at the sight of his parents having sex, and Rat complained about the timing of the act, pushing Glans off with difficulty.
"I want you to court a Nurgle girl next, no more wasting your time on those shallow Wong girls. Get your friends as wing men and find some lovely Nurgle girl." Rat commanded with parental authority.
"But MUM! Why does it HAVE to be a Nurgle girl?" Gonorrhoea whined.
"All the Nurgle mothers I talk to all tell me that their teenage daughters can't get boyfriends. The Khorne, Tzeentch, Slaanesh and Undivided girls get all the boys, and even the Nurgle boys choose these other girls over the girls of their own faith. Mrs Smith down the hall, her poor daughter has never been courted even once by a boy." Rat explained.
Gonorrhoea complained, but Rat threatened to ground him if he didn't at least give a Nurgle girl a chance.
***...
Gonorrhoea complained bitterly to Tim Wong, Albert Armstrong, and Rupert Muhammad, his 3 best friends, about having to date a Nurgle girl.
The 4 boys had been friends back before the Wong's rose to be such a powerful dynasty, previously the 4 had been roughly upper middle to lower upper class, rich enough to attend the same private school but poor enough to be excluded from the "true" upper class of the Sevenson family dynasty.
Gonorrhoea's mother was a pilot, a solidly good paying job, and all of her money had gone to sending Gonorrhoea to the best schools available.
Albert Armstrong was one of the sons of Chaos Militia Brigadier General Otto Armstrong, commander in charge of an entire brigade of chaos cultist militia fighters. Being a general, Albert's father was of course rich, but as a general of mere cultists rather than space marines, he wasn't so rich as to be considered TRUE upper class.
Rupert Muhammad was the son of a garment district millionaire, who made his fortune from the extravagant shopping habits of the Slaanesh worshipping women of the Sevenson ruling dynasty. These women had turned wasting money on clothes into an art form, and Rupert's father had been a very efficient collector of this wayward money.
And up until recently, Tim's father Joseph Wong had been the head chemical engineer of a company named Talon Corp Chemicals, earning millions rather than billions each year, sending his son to the same education as the other boys.
Together the 4 boys made up what Mandy Sevenson nastily referred to as "the losers club", a group of stalwart friends.
Tim's father had then become a billionaire, and Tim was kindly using his new influence to enable his 3 best friends to attempt to marry into the now extremely rich Wong family. Joseph Wong grudgingly gave the odd billion to every one of his cousins and siblings, depending upon how much he liked said relative, cementing the loyalty of his entire extended family as a result.
These rich Wong women were now extremely sought after by every man on the planet, and even chaos space marines were eagerly courting these girls!
Rupert and Albert had easily gotten Wong family girlfriends with Tim's help. These girls knew that Tim was the heir, and was able to convince his father to send more money their way. Being possessed of Slaanesh fuelled greed, these girls had jumped at the opportunity to date Tim's best friends, knowing that this was by far the most sure fire way to gain Tim's favour (and generosity).
Albert and Rupert had been able to choose from a line of greedy eager candidate girls, and had chosen the hottest girls available. But poor Gonorrhoea was having less luck...
Gonorrhoea was a pestilential Nurgle worshipper, with a distinctive odour problem. His parents forbade any form of personal hygiene practices in the home, his mother for religious reasons and his father just as a total slob. Gonorrhoea was forced to shower at friends places, but his home was so putrid that no amount of soap seemed to completely wash away the smell.
These Wong girls were very greedy, but not THAT greedy...
They already had a lot of money from Joseph, and decided that it was enough after all...
"My mum wants me to date that Nurgle commoner girl down the hall! I had the daemon of a time convincing her to just let me choose WHICH Nurgle girl I date!" Gonorrhoea complained bitterly.
"But what about my cousins? There are still a few more who haven't met you yet," Tim asked.
"I still want to meet your cousins, but mum said I'm grounded if I don't date at least one Nurgle girl before going back to Slaanesh girls," Gonorrhoea explained.
"Your mother only still has a JOB because of me, if she grounds you, I could ground HER... PERMANENTLY," Tim threatened darkly.
"I already tried telling her that, but you know how she is, she just peacefully despairs of anything lasting and has already accepted that she will get fired eventually. She is impossible to threaten," Gonorrhoea said sadly.
"I could send hired men to ensure that she can't keep you grounded," Tim suggested.
"Tempting as that is, she's still my mum and I don't want to do something like that to her. She's not just being a bitch, she actually had a fairly well reasoned argument about why Nurgle boys should date Nurgle girls. She feels sorry for the girls as no boy dates them," Gonorrhoea explained.
"There's a REASON that no boy dates them," Rupert chuckled.
The other 3 laughed in agreement at this.
"I know, those girls are GROSS! How the heck could I date one of them!" Gonorrhoea exclaimed, oblivious to the fact that he was no super model himself.
"Why not do both? Date some Nurgle ugly as a front, but also date one of Tim's cousins without telling your parents?. Then you could dump the ugly after a discreet interval and bring home the Wong girl." Rupert suggested.
"That's a bit of a dick move, if someone did something like that to one of my sisters, then me and my dad and my brothers would all beat the boy to a pulp," Albert Armstrong interjected.
"It doesn't have to be a dick move, surely there is a way that I could do this?" Gonorrhoea reasoned.
"If you fuck with some Nurgle girl's heart like that, my dad will punch your face in. And if my dad doesn't, then I will." Albert said chivalrously.
"Oh fine then mr good guy, what do you suggest I do?" Gonorrhoea asked exasperatedly.
"You can either obey your mother or disobey her. But don't go doing some sneaky Tzeentch dick move that hurts some poor girl. Your mother won't ground you forever if you bring home a Wong girl, just take your grounding like a man, or alternatively you could give a Nurgle girl a chance." Albert said like the honourable son of a general that he was.
"I would get grounded for like 6 months if I just brought home a Wong girl, I would never even get to see my new girlfriend if I got one! The girl would just leave me for someone else, and I wouldn't get to hang out with you guys," Gonorrhoea protested.
"Then find a Nurgle girl that you would be willing to date and give her an honest chance," Albert said bluntly.
"But, but a hot Nurgle girl is like a contradiction in terms!" Rupert exclaimed adamantly.
"Oh really? I will be sure to tell Egg next time I see her," said the cruel voice of Mandy from the doorway to the room in Tim's family palace that the boys were hanging out in.
"M-Mandy!" Tim exclaimed fearfully and dropped submissively to one knee in front of his terrifying fiancée.
Mandy was dressed in a truly terrifying black latex dominatrix outfit, with a fearful selection of whips and chains hanging from her belt. She was fully made up, her hair perfect, and looked so gorgeous that Gonorrhoea wanted to cry.
As Tim's fiancée, Mandy could freely come and go from Tim's home as she pleased, and was very fond of dropping in without warning just to make Tim squirm.
Mandy took a whip from her belt and wrapped it sensuously around Tim's neck. Tim's face had a combined look of fear and desire, clearly dreadfully turned on despite his fear. Mandy tugged on the two ends of the whip, and used it like a leash to pull Tim to his feet and up into a kiss of her perfect red lips.
Mandy brazenly made out with Tim in front of his friends, deliberately raising the awkwardness in the room for her own amusement. Gonorrhoea looked away as Mandy started licking Tim's face all over, both because of awkwardness and because of the raging erection Mandy was giving him.
Gonorrhoea snapped and exclaimed, "SEE, why can't I get a Slaanesh girl like that! A Nurgle girl won't be this wild!"
"Oh YES they do! You clearly have never had a threesome with Egg, that girl is WILD!" Mandy said cheerfully.
"Really?" Gonorrhoea asked hopefully.
"Oh yeah. Nurgle girls can take a LOT more punishment than my wussy Tim here can. They are the ultimate masochists, too full of despair to even ask for a safe word," Mandy purred in appreciation.
"Um, that's good I guess but I was more thinking about sex rather than just whipping a girl," Gonorrhoea explained.
"Why the sudden interest?" Mandy asked.
Mandy shoved Tim down on his seat and sat in his lap as Gonorrhoea explained the entire situation.
After listening to the problem, Mandy whistled loudly and called out, "Egg".
There was a brief delay, and then in a flash the young Queen herself teleported into the room!
"Your Majesty!" Stammered all the boys, and they scrambled to abase themselves before the ruling monarch of this planet.
Mandy squealed happily and cuddled her royal step sister, completely oblivious to the rank.
"Yes sister?" Egg asked after a short delay.
"Gonorrhoea here's mum said that he has to date a Nurgle girl before he can try to date any more Slaaneshi girls. He's worried that Nurgle girls aren't wild enough in bed," Mandy explained.
"Oh REALLY?." The Queen said in a challenging tone.
"Please your majesty, I'm just unsure who to date. I didn't mean to involve you in this," Gonorrhoea stammered fearfully.
"Oh I think that it could involve her, I know for a FACT that her father would FAR rather a teenage boy fooling around with her than an ancient chaos lord," Mandy said cheekily.
Egg playfully slapped Mandy's arm but clearly wasn't offended.
"Threesome?" Egg asked Mandy naughtily.
"Wait hang on! I'm not going to just sleep with the queen! I want help finding a girl to date, not find a way to get my name on her father's kill list!" Gonorrhoea protested urgently.
"Oh very well spoilsport. So who do we know who's single?" Egg asked with a giggle, and sat on Mandy's lap (who was herself on Tim's lap).
Gonorrhoea and the other boys all blinked in surprise as the two girls had a giggling matchmaking session, this was so weird.
***...
Gonorrhoea felt extremely awkward as he met up with an overly excited Nurgle teenage girl on a date. With the Queen herself having organised the date for him, Gonorrhoea had had no choice but to go out on this date. No doubt spies of the Queen were carefully recording the entire date!
The girl, Olivia Brown, was the 15 year old daughter of some general in the Queen's ground forces of traitor imperial guardsmen, and the father would absolutely kick Gonorrhoea's ass if he made this girl cry!
The girl was dressed extremely provocatively, clearly getting fashion advice from Mandy, and Gonorrhoea was amazed that the girl's terrifying father even let her out of the house dressed like that!
Underneath the slutty outfit and heavy makeup was a gaunt and wasted looking girl, clearly having some wasting sickness that made her extremely thin. The girl clearly had the acne from hell under her heavy makeup, but as Nurgle girls went she was one of the more attractive ones he had seen. She certainly wouldn't win a beauty pageant, but she was just grazing the lower edge of "plain", dull but hot enough to maybe sleep with in a pinch.
Gonorrhoea decided that he had better give her a chance. It of course didn't dawn on him that he was himself so repulsive that the Wong girls wouldn't even date him with a billion credits dangled in front of them!
Despite being the Nurgle equivalent of hot, Olivia was clearly not getting a lot of offers judging by her nervous excitement. She was clearly terribly shy, but just as clearly very excited about this date.
The pair had never met before, and both stood shyly, neither making the first move. The girl was trembling with excitement, her eagerness to get an actual boyfriend warring with her natural teenage shyness.
Eventually the shy delay in speaking got to the point of absurdity, and the girl spoke first.
"H-Hello, I-I'm Olivia," she stammered nervously.
"H-Hi, I-I'm Go-Gonorrhoea," he stammered just as nervously.
"Th-The Queen said, sh-she said that y-you. That you w-want to..." Olivia said in terrible embarrassment.
"W-what did she say?" Gonorrhoea pressed.
"Th-th-that you, w-want m-me..." Olivia stammered terribly.
Gonorrhoea got embarrassed too, and the awkwardness was suffocating.
***...
The date was hellishly awkward, but Olivia was still keen to give this boy a chance. Her date was quite amazingly ugly, like not even a one on a one to ten, but the fact that the Queen was vouching for him made him more attractive.
Olivia had had more boys sniffing around than most Nurgle girls got, and had slept with hotter boys than Gonorrhoea in the past. She had slept with boys, but getting an actual boyfriend who lasted more than a few days was much harder.
The boy stank terribly, even by Nurgle standards, and was covered all over in truly repellent skin diseases. He was also ugly, not just from the blessings of Nurgle, but a genuinely ugly faced boy.
If Olivia wasn't competing with ultra hot Slaaneshi girls for the available boys then she wouldn't have to stoop low enough to even consider a boy like Gonorrhoea. The sad truth was that the Slaaneshi girls were so hot, and had such low standards, and were SO freaking POLYARMOROUS, that many of them had an entire damn HAREM of boyfriends! The Nurgle boys didn't mind sharing these girls and flocked into these harems to sleep with these extremely hot girls!
It mopped up so many boys that there were not enough left to go around. The slightly less hot Slaaneshi girls got first pick of the remaining boys, the Undivided and Tzeentch girls were usually next in the pecking order. The angry Khorne girls were not an attractive prospect to most boys, but they were still hotter than a Nurgle girl, so mopped up the few remaining stragglers. This left precisely NOTHING for the poor Nurgle girls!
Olivia was hot enough for boys to occasionally have casual sex with, but she wanted a boyfriend. Gonorrhoea was the ONLY offer she had available, so it was either him or nobody.
He was ugly and smelly, but he would still be able to get a Khorne girl with suitably low standards. Olivia had to snatch him up for herself while she had the chance!
Olivia was so terribly shy, as was the boy, and the awkwardness was painful. The date consisted of a meal together in a dimly lit restaurant, and they had barely said a word to each other.
Olivia repeatedly rearranged her excessive cleavage, feeling so shy in these clothes that the Queen had personally sent her for this date. Her daddy had only even let her go out dressed like this because of the Queen personally deciding the outfit!
Gonorrhoea couldn't look her in the eyes, but didn't seem to mind openly staring at her cleavage the entire time! Olivia felt like a piece of meat on display here, but still took it as a good sign that he liked her cleavage.
Screwing her courage to the breaking point, Olivia discreetly pulled down her cleavage to give Gonorrhoea a brief view of her nipples. THAT got his undivided attention, and Olivia shyly reached out and held his hand over the table.
Gonorrhoea shyly squeezed her hand.
"I-I b-booked a h-hotel room," Gonorrhoea admitted shyly.
Olivia blushed terribly, and with enormous effort she gave a little nod of understanding.
"D-do you w-want?" Gonorrhoea stammered shyly.
Olivia blushed absolutely scarlet and nodded her consent.
The boy then rushed her to finish her meal, scrambled to pay the bill, and all but dragged her out of the restaurant towards a seedy shag stop motel.
What a gentleman...
***...
Nurgle worshipping Major General Joshua Brown looked dubiously at the seedy looking specimen his daughter had brought home to introduce as her new boyfriend.
Joshua was a stern and imposing man, a veteran of many wars and brass as they come. He was a big man, a man who ate punks like this for breakfast, and authoritative enough to keep even the frothing soldiers of the lost and the damned in line.
"You putting your cock in my daughter!" Joshua demanded bluntly.
"DADDY!" Olivia protested.
"I asked you a question boy!" Joshua demanded.
The boy didn't answer, but immediately started blubbing like a baby. Joshua raised an eyebrow at this unmanly display, utterly pathetic.
Olivia of course was all over the boy in an instant, hugging the little punk and loudly protesting at Joshua for making him cry.
"Stop crying boy, be a man. I will not have my daughter date a wimp. You had better man up and grow a pair before I throw you out!" Joshua bellowed.
The boy stopped crying with difficulty, and Joshua throughly interrogated him about what he had been doing with his daughter. Joshua then punched the boy in the guts when he learned that he had taken Olivia to a hotel room on the very first date!
"DADDY!" Olivia screamed as he beat up the little punk.
"Now listen here boy. You have gone and made me angry. You had better do right by my daughter or I will REALLY get mad! Do I make myself clear boy!" Joshua bellowed.
"Yes sir," the boy squeaked in utter terror.
"This relationship lasts as long as SHE wants it to last. She can dump you, but you can't dump her. You make her cry, and I make you cry. She complains to me about you and I will beat you down to a pulp. You got all that punk?!" Joshua said sternly.
The boy nodded fearfully in terror.
"GOOD!" Joshua bellowed with authority.
Joshua then let his daughter take the little punk out of his sight. What a little shit.
***...
