Episode 5
"Jaune, I believe it is best if you back away for your own safety." "Okay, but why do I have a feel it's because my chibi did something bad?" "Because it true." Then the show starts.
*Opening scene*
"Ha, ha, ha, where do you think you are going bunny?" "Please, I don't want any trouble." Roman and the three bad teens was threating Velvet "Hahaha!" "You threat your last bunny, Villain." "What, who said that?" Jaune then swing in with a mask, Ruby's cape, Magnhild and Ember Celica. "It is I, the crime fighter known as the Hunts-Man, and his heroic side-kick, WonderZwei." Zwei barks as Neo pull up a sign, [How mysterious] "What? Hunts-Man, aren't you a huntsman because we already have a bunch of those and they are basically heroes-" "Hammer of Silent!" "Hunts-Man bash Mercury up to the air with Magnhild before dropping it. "Gasp, we're clearly no match for this mysterious hero and his trustful side-kick!" "What are you talking about, it clearly that goofy Jaune guy who keep falling over stuff." "Gauntlet of Shut-Up!" Emerale was sent crashing to some crates by Jaune using Ember Celica. "Be gone evil doers, this city is under our protection. Right WonderZwei?" Zwei barks again. "Arrggg, we meet again Hunts-Man. And I'll be ready for you, and your stylish outfit." Neo pull up another sign. [Cute puppy!] The she and Roman ran away. "Thank you for saving me Hunts-Man, but weren't you scare?" "Ha, haha! The Hunts-Man and WonderZwei fears no one simply citizen." "Who Took My Cape?!" "I know someone didn't touch my gauntlets!" "Where… Is… My HAMMER!?" "Oh, except for that, got to go bye!" "But-" Jaune and Zwei left Velvet on the street.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" "GET BACK HERE!" "Poor Jaune…" 'Wish he save me from a villain.' "Don't worry, they won't kill him. *Boom* But might break his legs as well the rest of his body." "Oooohh! Zwei is so cute as a side-kick!" "Evil dog, evil dog."
*Opening scene*
Zwei was chewing on a book while Ruby, Weiss, and Yang stare angry at him. "Guy's this pup is out of control." "Zwei, bad dog. Oh, it okay. I love you." "I didn't want to do this Zwei." Ruby blew a dog whistle that hurt Zwei's ears, then Blake came in and smack the whistle to the ground with Velvet at the door, shocking everyone else in the room. "Not cool." Velvet said as she and Blake left with angry looks and Zwei continues to chew on the book."
"What! Why didn't you tell me your ears are sensitized?" "I thought you knew by animal stander." "You told us not to treat you like an animal." "If I wasn't blind by Zwei's cuteness then I couldn't have prevent it from happening."
*Opening scene*
Team RWBY was relaxing in their room when Nora crash in. "Guy, did you hear? The school is having a battle of the bands, do you know what this means? WE SHOULD START OUR OWN BAND!" Nora did a side flip while Yang hop up. "Yes! I so edgy and cool, I'm particularly a rock star. Look at me, Just Look At ME!" Weiss walk forward. "And I am musically gifted." "I don't know." "Girl band, YAY!" Ruby drag Blake and follow the others out.
"Make us a band!" 4 out of the 6 girls in the room shouted. "Sure. Just compose a song first." Silent was in the air.
*Opening scene*
Nora on the drummers, Ruby on the base, Weiss on the keyboard, and Blake on the tambourine tuning their instruments when Yang slide in with her ax. "You are not ready for our rock, WE WILL MELT YOUR BONES!" "Yeah! Alright, smile for the camera girls." Taiyang said while filming, while embroues his own girls. "Dddaaaadddd! I'm trying to melt people bones." "You can do that and smile sweetheart. Ruby, stand up straight." *sigh* "You're the worst."
"Dads, right?" "I know where you came from." "My seven sisters are worse than my parents since they try to force me to stand by locking me in my own room." "Oh my." "I didn't know my and Ren lost his to a Grimm invansion." "NORA!" "Okay I put the next episode."