Episode 6
"This may avoid Ruby-controlling, evil hat, and crush dreams. Please wear ear plug before going to sleep tonight." Everyone stare at Ruby before the show start. "What?"
*Opening title*
Team RWBY was sleeping in their beds when Ruby creep up to Wiess. "Wiess, are you asleep? Wiiesss!" "I love you most of all cake butler…" "Listen closely, you want to be Ruby's BFF." "No... Don't want that." Yes, yes, yes, yes you dooo… You want to hang out and do fun activates with Ruby, all day long!" "I do? That's terrible!" "No… It's good. Also, you going to tell everyone that Ruby is your super bestie, better than the restie!" Ruby pet Wiess's hair for a bit. "Perfect! You also going to wear matching outfits." "Oh my gosh, no!" Ruby left before Weiss wakes up, then she check on Ruby above. "What a strange dream? I must be studying too hard, better get some rest." She back to bed. "I have a full day of fun activates tomorrow." Ruby then creep down from above. "Sleep little snowflake, it's all going aquatint to plan." Ruby said with two white T-shirts with the words "Wiess + Ruby = Super Besties" in red on one and blue on the other.
"GET BACK HERE SO I CAN FREEZE YOU IN A BLOCK OF ICE!" "I'M SORRY!" Weiss was chasing Ruby who was being hit but ice attacks.
*Time change to morning*
"Come on Bestie, I have a whole day planned for us!" Ruby said as she drag Wiess out the door while both were wearing matching outfits Ruby shown before. Blake was reading a book and Yang was just Yang-ing (Sorry, she made me say it). "That sound super fun, even though I am screaming on the inside." "Should we be worry about this?" "I'm sure it's fine." Then Ruby came back with her hand out and Yang reacts. "Feel free to use my motorcycle and here a little spending money for you." After handing s the key and liens to her little half-sister, Yang snap out of it when Ruby left. "What just happen?" "I tell you what happen, you and Weiss obviously have weak minds and are easily manipulated." Blake said as she got up and close her book, and Yang was weirded out when she saw the white T-shirt with the words "Backup Bestie" in purple. "What?"
"I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY, I'm SORRY!" "DIE!" Ruby is now being chase by her team who want her dead. "Good thing we good friends, right guys?" "Right Jaune." 'Maybe I should trick him on going out to a date with me one day.' "Ooo, maybe I should do it to!" "Nora…" "Eyai!"
*Scene change*
"Come on hurry up before I lose it and show you my really back side!" Roman shout with the worng hat on as Mr. Wrong handled out the right hat, shaking in fear. "Finally!' Roman toss the replacement away and put on his hat back as the scene was next to the dry cleaner. "It just isn't the same." As he walk away whistling, the discarded hat landed on Mr. Wrong
"Who would be weird enough to care for a hat?" 'The same to who care their wepon and clothes.' Ruby felt an arrow pierce through her heart.
*Scene change*
"I can't believe my favorite author is here signing books. He wrote the 'Howling at the moon' series. It about a beastly protagonist who can never reach the object of his affection. It's so~ romantic, so tragic." Blake said to Ruby as her ears was out in the open. "Jeez Blake, I never see you so round up before." "This is huge, he a genius and yet no one know what he look like. So~ Mysteries~. Oh my gosh, I could die." "If you love him so much why don't you marry him?" "Don't be silly." Blake then tackle Ruby to the floor and strangle her. "But do you think he at less go on a date with me, I'm his biggest fan!" "Ah, yes, no, uh I don't know, stop hitting me!" Then Blake bounce off in worry. "Oh my gosh, you right! I'm folding the page… *rapid breathings* What if he think I'm weird? What if he hate my ears? This was a mistake, we have to go!" "Relax Blake, I think he just a regular person like you and me." Blake jumps to the stand to see she is next, she look around for the auother only to see no one then face Ruby who walk in. "Where is he?" "Zwei?" Ruby said as Blake turn back to see the Corgi wearing glasses on the stand. *Bark* "No… NNOOOO!" Blake drop her book and ran crying out of the book shop. "On the bright side, I think I can get you a date!" Ruby shouted to her team mate before face her dog. "Man that obedient school really went all out on you, huh." *Bark* Zwei blow some bubble.
"No, no. No! NO! NNNNOOOOOOOO! I WANT TO DIE!" "Calm down Blake, it not the end of the world!" "Yeah, you already cuddle with him." "You could say you two are ending the war between your species." "Knock it off Yang, beside I think Zwei is in love with Blake." "Guys, Blake has foams in her mouth." "Ooo, maybe she has Rabies." No Nora, she just put herself in a coma." "Let's wait until she wake up before starting the next episode."