Episode 9
"Okay everyone, before I start, don't do anything stupid if you feel like it." "Okay….." "Good."
*Opening Scene*
"And she said…" "Now that a katana." "Get new jokes Yang." Yang push out her tongue at Weiss while Blake did nothing until Ruby crash into the room like a freak. "Everyone, shut up! I got some incredible news!" "What is it?" "Uncle Qrow is coming to Beacon!" The team leader shout as she bounce around the room like a bouncy ball. "All Mine Gosh! I can't wait!" A crow crash into the window and fell. "Your uncle Qrow, isn't he the drunk loudmouth?" "He prefer reckless rouge." "He's super cool." "All the time." The same crow crash and fall. "There sure are worse role model out there." "I mean he's defiantly cool, but I won't go as far as role model." "I'm going to tell him you said that." Just then, Qrow came in to open the window before running back outside leaving team RWBY in shock, Blake look back and forth before responding. "Was that… your uncle Qrow?" Then the crow enter and become Qrow. "Ta-Da!" He was tire. "Uncle Qrow!" "Wait, no!" Ruby jump on her uncle and the two fell off the second level. "He's really cool." Yang said as the two remaining members don't know what to say.
"Ruby, you need to think before you act." "Sorry! Don't put the 'DUNCE' hat on me!" "Do you really think he that cool?" "This prove NOTHING!" "Even I know to check the window before trying something like that."
*Scene change*
There was a bunch of people protecting while holding up signs, let's read them.
[No more curfew!] [Down with vegetable!] [We want pizza!] Blake, Velvet and Sun [Equality for Faunus] Yang [Save the bees!] Zwei [no ho wurk on wekends!] Nora and Ruby [No homework on weekends!] Weiss, Ozpin, Port, and Oobleck [More homework on weekends] Then Neo was about to speak when instead she pull up a sign. [This is just how I speak!] And ending it with a kiss.
"Weekends are for fun!" "It's better if we focus on learning more!" "What with bees?" "I don't know, maybe they are taking Bumble bee away from me… NOT MY BABY!" "Somehow I know she was going to say that in sign form."
*Scene change*
Yang was pushing Jaune toward Weiss and Ruby, who were texting. "Weiss, I'm taking you out to dinner tonight. Wear something pretty and don't be late." The two partners look at each other before facing Jaune. "Ok." The blondes cheers. "That's it, now you are being a Yang man!" "What weird thing are you two doing?" "Yang my new life-coach, she teaching me to get what I want by being more sorted." Then there a scene of Zwei about to pee on Jaune but he stop him. "Stop." Yang nod to that. Next is a scene of him ordering ramen, but go for the bigger meal. "More." She winked with a thumb up. Last is a scene out in the woods, a baby Beowolf was to pee on a pee that Jaune was hiding behind only to be stop. "Don't." Yang clap slowly. "Now how about a little appetizer before dinner." Jaune lean in for a kiss which freak the girls. "Ew, I change my mind." Weiss freezes Jaune before the girls walk away. "Okay, message receive. Can somebody let me out now?" "Yeah, he not ready to be a Yang man." Just then, Zwei came in and pee on him. "Yeah, that make sense."
"Eww!" "I need a better life-coach.' "I can help you!" 'And show you my love bit by bit.' "Wait, Grimm need to use the bathroom?" "Thing a comedy thing." "Time for the next video."