Episode 10
"Sorry to say this Yang and Ruby, but your dad is going to die…" D.S. said to the half-sisters. "WWWWhhhhaaaattt!" "This can't be happening!" "… Mostly because his only daughters don't think he was cool." They face planted to the floor anime style then yell angry with waving arms. "That not funny!" "And, oh yeah, by the way checkmate, yours boyfriends are fighting the Geist that manage to escape Nora's stomach." "He's not my boyfriend!" They say with blushing face while Nora rub her belly. "Chibi me is going to have a tummy ach, chibi Ren take care of her." "Nora, you know they can't hear us."
*Opening scene*
"And that girls is how you roll snake eyes." Qrow explain to his nieces before drinking. "Oh yeah, they look like little eyes. So cute." Ruby compament, then the last members of the family join in. "Hey guys, what going on? Up top!" Silent was in the room when no one tag Tiayang. "Uncle Qrow is teaching us important life lessons." "You know like, Love is for Sucker and Rules are for Fools." This got him worry. "Wait, what?" "And never get caught cheating because it only cheating if you get caught." *Gasp* "Qrow, what are you telling the girls?" "It's a harsh world out there Tai, I just teaching them everything they need to know." Qrow said as he drink and thumb up to the girls who return back. "I already teach them everything they need to know about justice, honor, AND maintaining oral hygiene. Great job girls." "It's okay dad, you can teach us about the boring stuffs and uncle Qrow can teach us about the cool stuffs." *insert blank eyes* "But I'm cool too, I'm a cool dad right?" Girls laugh. "Good one dad. Wait, were you serious?" "But I have a tattoo, and sweet cargo short." "Yeah, that adorable. Come on girls, let go set off illegal firework." They follow him skipping and Zwei follow. "I can do anything he can." Tai mumble as he make fun of him then drink some beer before spiting it out. "It burns…"
Ruby and Yang was being stare at their comrades. "Okay, okay! We should have conserve about t=our dad's feeling next time." They only got nods of approvals.
*Scene change*
Neptune was sleeping in bed when the Geist enter the room. It was about to strike when some knock on the door, forcing it to hide in a brush. "Yo dude, back from the gym. I am sweaty, going to hit the shower." Sun said as he pick up his shampoo, towel, and brush along with the Giest. "Okay. *Ducky squeck* Why do you wake me up for that, whatever I don't care." Neptune went to sleep while Sun head to the showers, the Giest was shaking in fear.
"Awe, poor Grimm." "Don't feel sorry for the enemies!" "I don't get girls." "Neither do I."
*Scene change*
"And that's why you never tell a cute waitress your real name." Qrow finish his story to his nieces who are giggling, and then their dad came in with Zwei pulling him on a boad as he wear a cap. "Dad? Since when do you skate board?" *psst* "I been skate boarding for years, you haven't notice since I been chil-laxing." Then Zwei chase a cat. "Zwei, you can stop now. Zwei, WoW!" There was a car crash.
"Is that true?" "We don't know."
*Scene change*
Qrow perform a perfect dive in the pool then came trouble. "Hey girls, cherck this out-wow!" Tai hit the board with his head twice before belly flopping in. "Ow, it hurt… so much.
"Okay, even I know not to run on a wet surface unless it a race."
*Scene change*
Qrow is dancing smoothly in a club as Ruby pass him a glass, then Velvet pointed out someone. "Hey… who that weird guy staring at us?" Tai was trying to dance cooly and fail at it. "Yeah, I use to have some sick moves when I was younger. Want me to teach you some of my sick moves?" "No, that's okay dad." When Yang respond to her old man, Tai trip and fell. "Dad! Are you okay? Why are you acting so weird." "I saw how much you look up to your uncle Qrow because he's 'so cool' that I want you to think that I am cool too." "Well, dads aren't suppose to be cool, they're suppose to be dads. And you're the best dad in the world." "You really mean it?" "Yeah, that way better than being cool. Now stop trying to get kill." "Well, I guess I did alright if I raise girl like you." "Well, I guess my work here is done." "Qrow said out loud before walking out but Velvet disagree. "But you didn't do anything." "Didn't I Rabbit, Didn't I." "My name is Velvet." "Like I care."
"Comedy, always make a twisting point before the end." "Yup, time for the next episdode."