Episode 12
"Here at Beacon we serve fro-yo, help you learn to care for your weapons, and make you do dangerous missions for dumbest things." D.S. explain as the rest just stare at him before Ruby speak. "That not Beacon is about-" "Moving on to the next episode!"
Ozpin was whistling in the emerald forest when I thought came to his mind. "You know, sometimes I feel rather guilt on sending children on these dangerous missions. Ah, they'll be fine." Just then, Ren crash landed. "Lie Ren, did you complete your quest with the artifact of entre?" "You mean these house keys?" "They are known by many names." "Is one of those house keys?" "Name is not important… better make a copy of these." Then Ruby walk in with flames on her cloak. "Miss Rose, did you recover-" "just a second." She fell on her back and smother the fire. "Okay, here your scroll, I mean the artifact of knowledge." "You didn't look at the photo gallery did you?" Ozpin said as he look into his scroll. "I was mostly trying to escape the forest alive so no." "I still hasn't delete all the photos of the faculty costume party, which wasn't a costume party at all. Port!" "Do you want to talk about it?" "Erase, erase, ooh. Okay, that look pretty good, you work that legs Oz." Ren feel like puking. "Wait, wait, are you just sending us on quest to find stuff you misplace and calling them artifact?" "Ruby Rose, I am shock. Shock and dismayed on these baseless accusation." Then Jaune crash on his face while screaming. "Professor Ozpin, I retrieve the spectacle of far-sight. They were in the crave of discomfort, just as you foretold." "Darn those couch cushions." "I knew it!" "Um… look, a distraction!" Oz ran as they look away and Ren growls at the retreating head as the cane follow. "I copy the photos." Ruby whisper.
"You have embarrassing photos of Ozpin, show me!" "They are back home in my scroll, and you're choking me Yang." "How could a teacher sweep so low?" "White Fang."
*Scene change*
It was weapon repair day and Mr. Port was watching everyone. "Good work Ms. Rose." Ruby was using a power drill. "I like your style." Yang was using a blowtorch. "Very professional." Wiess was working like a surgeon. "Impresses." Penny shoot lasers out of her eyes. "Oh yeah, that nice." Jaune was using a toy balloon hammer and Port face palmed himself.
"My parents never let me use any tools." "Laser eyes." *slap* "Snap out of it Rubes!" "There, there Jaune."
*Scene change*
Roman and Neo walk in to the room. "I admitted, that evil didn't quite work out as I planned. But its okay I have many more schemes, I the schemyiss, I am heavy with schemes." Neo pull out a sign [And light with adjectives.] roman press a button and a giant gun rose. "I present to you, the death ray." Neo claps.
Some times past, they return cover in smuts. "Alright, it still have a few bugs to work out." Neo pull a sign. [Like blowing up?] "I have other evil invention." Roman press a buttom and a weird helmet feel on his head. "Behold, the brain scammer."
Some more time past, and they came back as Roman's brain is scammed and the helmet is crack. "N-n-note to self, the brain scammer goes on the victims' head, not mine-mine-mine." Neo pull a sign before hiding it. [It's doesn't matter.] Roman then hold a glove and explain its evil ability.
Even some more time past and Roman stomp in and throw the glove. "If it going to drain the batteries that fast then what the point?! WHAT THE POINT?!" He start crying like a baby and Neo think of something before pulling a sign. [Froyo?] "Oooh!"
At Fro's go, they walk out with froyo. "Brain food! We will enjoy a frozen treat, then enjoy Ruby's defeat. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!" As He about to take a lick, it fell. "Just once things will go my way." He said as Neo pat him and both left, only for Ruby to skip in and trip by the froyo then fell on her back hard. "Wow mama! Oh, my back. I've been completely defeated."
"Ha, ha, ha, very funny." Many laugh at the fearless young leader as she pouted. "Now that our tour ended, we see you on the next episode."