Episode 13
"Yang, Ruby, is it disappointing when your father AND uncle to come into the same meeting in school when you get in trouble?" "Diphenyl." "Tell me about it!" "Blake, how difficult is it to make a beauty video when your boyfriend is shouting back in craziness." "First, I have no boyfriend. And second, super." "Wait! You did a beauty video without me?" "And finally, how many know that Ruby is horrible party planner?" Everyone not being judged raise their hand as Ruby act like she has a heart attack and partly fainted. "Why~~!"
*opening scene*
Ruby and Yang was sitting outside the classroom when their dad and uncle came. "What did you girls do this time?" "I object, they have no witnesses, we're being frame!" "Um, its sociality fault, I'm young and impressable, video games made me do it!" Then the door open and Ozpin pop from inside. "Let's get this over with." "I'm sure it's not that bad." "They did WHAT!" Tiayang almost scream as Ozpin explain the event and Qrow look fine. "The good news is the fire is finally under control and the cats are expecting to fully regrow most of their fur." "Well, you got to admire their ambition." "Don't encourage them, you know they get this from your side of the family." "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, don't try to pin this on me. I busting my butt out there in secret mission, what do you do all day?" "Oh, suddenly you care. You want to know what I do all day." "That what I asking." "Well I make a home for this family, that what I do all day. And it wouldn't hurt to show some appreciation." "I don't have to listen to your crazy." "Oh yeah, well you also don't have to eat my cooking." "Yeah, well your noodles are overcook anyway." "Hun… how dare you? I want you out, get out of my house!" The girls were listening in to their care takers when Qrow kick the door open. "Fine, I will but I'm taking my drink mixer." "That a blender and its mine, my mother gave it to me." "I lick it, it's mine." "That not a thing, stop licking all my stuff!" After those two left, Oz confront the girls. "Right. Well, you girls has been punish enough." "We're so sorry for their behavior." Ruby apologize.
"Whoa, and I thought having seven older sisters is a pain in life." "Well, not everyone could have a perfect family." "You're not helping."
*Scene change*
Sun turn on the camera before focus it on Blake. "Hey, I, um…. Doing a beauty blog or whatever. Why am I doing this?" "For the clicks, clicks are everything!" "Right, let's get this over with." Blake took out an eyelash presser when Sun freak out. "Oh man, what is that! Are you going to pull out your eyeballs, is that normal? Do all girls do that?" "Yes, Sun. All girls pull out their eyeballs to look pretty." "Sick! Girls are weird. I'm learning so much, keep going!" Blake then grab a power clamp. "What that stuff?" "Dork repellent." "No way, really! Does it work?" Blake blow the power on Sun and the camera was cover while Sun was coughing. "I can't see anything, I got to go wash my eyes." He drop the camera as she wipe a bit off the lenses and ends the video with a wink. "Yeah, it work pretty well."
"So how do I do?" "Can't tell, the monkey was interfering too much." "Yeah, can't he tell that girls have a hard time putting makeup on, and don't get me started on clothes. What? My sisters force me to dress up like a girl when I was a kid." Jaune said to his friends who was shock, Ruby was giggling, Wiess disbelieve it, Blake try to get her head out of a scene of one of her book when the male hero has to pretend to be a beautiful girl to save his true love, Yang grinning crazy for the blackmail materials, Nora laughing her lungs out, Ren still in shock, and Pyrrha has fainted on the floor with blood coming out of her noses. "Can someone wake up the so call undefeatable champion up? Thanks." DS said as Nora shock her teammate.
*Scene change*
Most of team RWBY was walking on the sidewalk went their fearless leader came to join them. "Hey guys, do you know what fun?" "Cruising on your motorcycle, dancing on a shady club all night long, beating down a room full of bad guys!" "Hm… I would say, good manner and good pastor." "Silent." "No, no! Uh, no, no! A surprise party! I think Pyrrha's birthday is coming up, who's with me?" Ruby point out like a leader, but her tem won't follow in her plan. "Yyyeeeaahh, No!" "I agree with Yang. Ewe, that was strange to say." "Ooohhh, but why not?!" "Ruby, don't take thing the wrong way but when your throw a surprise party…" "You are terrible at throwing surprise party." "…yeah." "Girl, what are you talking about?" Flash back to Jaune's party. Jaune walk in to his team dorm to see his team around his cake with Nora eating it. *Gasp8 "SURPRISE!" Ruby came out with a mega horn and throw the captain out of the dorm. Flash forward to Yang's birthday. She came into her team dorm to see both teams with a beowolf cake. "Surprise!" She ending up blasting the cake and continue to punch the air with her eyes close as Nora dig in to the remains. Now the scene was in a classroom with Professor Port walking to see a present. "Oh ho, a mysteries gift. No doubt it was from secret admirer who heartily of my..." As Port lift the lid, a sign with 'You're old' sprang out before everyone jump out of their hiding places. "Surprise!" "Ah, my heart! Argh…" He was having a heart acttack which Ruby made it worst with her megaphone. "SURPRISE!" "Nope, shutting down." "Oh my gosh! We kill Professor Port!" "CLEAR!" Neptune jump in with his electric triton out to shock the teacher back to life form wises somehow when the scene went back to the street. "I mean… he didn't die die…." Ruby couldn't do much with her team staring at her.
"Okay! I would set another party unless you say so. Happy!" everyone smile before DS cut in. "Onward to the next episode!"