Episode 16

"Okay, this will have a detective case, a teacher commercial, and a dad video." Somehow, everyone hide behind the couches in fear. "Well, roll the show."

*Opening scene*

'It was a dark and lonely night, just like every other night. But that the live I've choose, a live of a junior detective.' Neptune drink milk before playing with a paddle ball, then Cinder came in. 'Then she came into my office. I know she was nothing but trouble the moment I lay my eyes on her.' "um, excuse me?' "How can I help you, doll face?" "I'm trying to find someone. Word on the street is, that you're the one to see." 'I can tell she was falling for me, falling hard.' "Wait, what?" "Um, Nothing! Care for a drink?" 'I hope she didn't notice that the glass was dirty.' "Um… no thanks." 'She notices.' "I am looking for the fall maiden, she… uh… my sister." 'Cleary she was lying, but she was a hot tamale that I could not tell her no.' "Can we move this along?!" "First is a little matter of fee." "Money is no object." 'That was my favorite tune. But what she didn't know is, sometime I prefer to be pay in smooches.' Neptune went in for the kiss, but Cinder slap him out. "Back off buster!" 'The case is falling apart faster than a piñata in a mean kid's birthday party. Lucky for me, I was the only game in town, or was I?" Just then, Zwei crash through with a different detective hat. "Hey, this is my case. Get out of here you animal!" "Well you can't be worse than that guy. You're hire." Zwei and Cinder left while Neptune hold in the tears. 'She was gone from my life. It was like she rip off my heart and taking it with her. But I'm a big boy, and I've figure there no uses crying over spill milk.' As he spins his hat, the milk spilled. "Noooooooo!" "Forget it dude, it chibi town." Sun said as he continues playing the sax.

"I'm going to kill him then her." "No Zwei, she evil!" "Someone get the duct tape!" "I blame the grimms."

*Scene change*

"ha, ha. Are you weak and winy, too soft to face the outdoors? Do people confuse you with a newborn kitten?" Port throw the drum stick he was eating into the fire before getting up. "Well you're in luck, because I'm here to help you." As he walks to the side with the camera following, the words 'MAN! UP! WITH PORT' shown. "Today, we are going to make a fort with some trees, a hammer, and your bare teeth. Just kidding, we don't need a hammer." He throws the hammer he was holding into a tree. "All we need is determination, sheer will power and manliness. It won't be easy, but if you would stick with me…." Just then, Winter came in and create a fort with her powers. "I mean sure, that one way to do it. But her butt's going to be cold." The camera man agrees.

"As much as I don't want to say it, Mr. Port is right." "You got that right, she will be call Ice Buns until it was thawed out." "Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, Ice Buns!"

*Scene change*

"Hey guys, this is Tai's tech blog. I heard these blogs are all the rage so I figure how hard it could be – argh!" Tai fell down and broke his camera while walking.

*Time jump*

"Yeah, I drop my camera and it broken after 5 seconds but hey, I got a backup. Check this out!" Zwei wave to the lens. "That right, Zwei cam! Who a good boy, you are." *Bark bark* Zwei start chasing something and Tai fell on his head. "No, Zwei, come back, sit, stay!"

*Time jump*

"Okay, one last camera. But not any camera." He was zoom out by lift off. "Drone cam, how cool is this! Check out this bird eye view of… oh." A crow crash into the camera and both fell to the ground, as it was Qrow who was the bird; Tai came to check the damage before running away with the drone. "Please like, comment and describe!"

"Uncle Qrow!" "I think Winter want to see this." "The cool bird was defeated by the toy." "To the next episode!"