Episode 19
"Neptune a jerk to Yang, Roman and Neo doing scams, and Jaune is on the run. Any replay?" "What!" "I hope I get to punch him through a wall." "What a scam?" "I get to break legs?" "I'm have to change everything about me!" "Hold on Jaune, maybe it just a big misunderstanding."
*Scene opening*
*burp!* Yang has release her hold when Neptune came in. "Yang, you are so uncus." "What? I got plenty of cue. I got cue coming out of my ears." "Do you know what your problem is?" "What, is it that I'm awesome, that I've make this to easy, that I care too much, you know you can stop me at any time." "That you're a tomboy!" Silent to the white eyes girls. "What did you say?" "Uh oh…" "You should be more like a lady. Like Ruby, she so sweet and kind." "Ummm, we should talk about something else. Does anyone want cake, I can bake one." "Or Weiss, she's way more culture than you are." "It's true, I am." "Or Nora, like the way she boop your nose, adorable." "Awww~" "Right now you are not adorable. Get it together girl and who knows, I might ask you on a date." Yang walk with an angry face and punch Neptune to the wall. "Boop." "Well I think she's adorable." Nora said and the rest agree.
"Can't believe he say that." "I know, wish I could pound him." "Racist, come in every form." "Ever tell Yang that." "Girls are scary, except you Pyrrha." "Thank you." 'He's comfy around me!'
*Scene change*
"Are you feeling slow and uncool?" Roman said with him and Neo at the pool while Nora, Zwei, Sun and Taiyang was there and the older respond. "I'm listening." "Then you need a shot of Torch Quick energy drink, it'll fire you up." Neo toss free sample to everyone including Qrow who came, Zwei was hit to the water and Qrow is the only one that is fine with the drink while the rest are puking.
Commercial change
"Come to Crazy Roman's Steal and Wheel." Roman said with bikes being sold as Neo a. [Mad as a Hatter] sign "Take advance of our sales, our prices are unhinge." Yang hop on one of them only for it to fall apart.
Commercial change
"Has you been hurt by toxic drinks, or defective motorcycle." Roman said in a room full of books on selfs and Neo pull a [Shameful!] sign. "I'm Roman Torckwick, and I will fight for you." The people they scam has come for a beat down. "Here some satisfying customer now." "Oh this will be satisfying alright." Yang said as all attack. "Call for a free consultation today!"
"I want to bash their skulls!" "And beat their legs!"
*Scene change*
"Why do I feel like I forget something?" Jaune said to himself as he was walking down the street with a candy bar. "Oh wait, did I forget to pay for this candy bar?" "Hey you, stop right there!" Neptune and Sun, both with mustaches, came out of the shop he was before. "Oh no, I afraid something like this would happen, I've gone Rogue." Jaune ran away with the two boy eye glaring at each other. Near Beacon, Jaune was hiding behind the pillars. "They going to throw the book at me, maybe two books. I have to stay in stealth mode." "Hey Jaune." "Ahh!" Ruby surprise him without knowing. "What you doing?" "I gone Rogue." "Okay, I don't know what that means." "It means that I'm a wanted man, one wrong move and it all came crashing down." "Yet, still don't know what you are talking about." Then Sun and Neptune came. "Hey man, didn't you hear us? Stop!" "It the fuzz's, they've track me down, have to go. Tell the world my story!" "I will! What was his story again?" Juane was packing for the run. "My life is over, I-I have to start a whole new life. I know, I call myself 'Felipe'." "Do I want to know?" Felipe hide under the bed. "I'm a fudged Ren, public enemy #1, a man with no face, my home is the night! Also call me Felipe." Then there was a knock on the door. "Hey, is Juane in there?" "Do you mean Felipe?" "Who Felipe?" Felipe has tie the sheet to make a rope and hand one end to Ren and throw the other out of the window. "I won't forget your help my friend but you must forget about me. I was never here. I now join the underworld." Then Felipe try to climb down outside but fail. "Was I supposed to tie that somewhere?" "Waaaahhhh!" Then those two boys came. "Hey Ren, have you seen Juane, he left his wallet at the store." "You never catch me Jonny Law, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!"
"Told you it was just a big misunderstanding Juane. And if it wasn't, I will help in jury." "Ain't you supposed to be a lawyer?" "You got that right Felipe!" "To the next episode!"