Writer's block can be a real pain and whenever I came across it my beta-reader and I wrote some random bullshit which helped a little bit. These are just some deleted scenes from part one that I thought some of you might enjoy. If not, not a big deal. Personally, I think they're hilarious.

*PLEASE READ none of the things mentioned in this 'deleted scenes' chapter actually happens in the fanfic. It is just some random crap. Regardless, enjoy!*

**ANOTHER NOTE: some of these may or may not make sense you may need to read back to the chapters in bold lettering to understand why these are funny.**

CHAPTER 7

what if it wasn't dust? what if it was... cocaine?!

holy crack.

pot twist.

CHAPTER 8

An awkward silence fills the room. Suddenly, Luffy's tumble rummies. "Well, when's dinner?"

Sanji bursts through the door and answers promptly, "RIGHT NOW!" He powers up and throws three cheeseburgers at Luffy. "Burgeriken!"

Luffy stretches his mouth and grabs all three burges at once. "YUM!"

Sanji stirs up a giant bowl of lettuce. "LETTUCE! TOMATO! ONION! GREEN PEPPER! COTTAGE CHEEEEEEESE!" He stirs them all up in a hurry of stirring. "SALAAAAAD!" He tosses it at Luffy. "TOOOOOSSSS!"

The salad is flung from the bowl by Sanji's mighty kick and goes all over in the air.

Luffy does a furry fist punch fury storm and grabs all the items and stuffs them in his mouth. "OHM! YUM!"

Sanji's not done. Luffy's not done. Luffy's stomach is not done. It has to continue.

Sanji fries Steak 'Em Steakburgers really quickly with his super hot curly eyebrow grill. Meanwhile, "Spider Dance" from Undertale plays. The steak burgers sizzle and pop and Sanji flings them as he finishes them at Luffy. "STEAK UM SLICES HADOKEN!"

Luffy sits still and pops his mouth open each time a steak em comes his way. Sanji threw them with pin-point accuracy, and got a 100 points every time one threw directly down Luffy's throat. Finally Sanji hit a critical hit and Luffy's stomach was defeated.

"Um… yummmmmmm…" Luffy sighs, lying on his back and patting his stomach. "Thaaaaaat waaaaas gooood."

The girls squee at how awesome Sanji was just now.

Sanji makes a pose with his frying pan. "Only the greatest chefs can satifsfy such a hungry stomach with so little food." Then he walks way casually like it was nothing.

The new girl sighs. "Isn't he just awesome?"

CHAPTER 10

"So, what did you see this morning?" Ari asks Zoro.

"Um…"

"Um…"

A portal opens. "Hello."

"Who the hell are you?!" they both ask.

"I brought someone."

"What?"

Rafiki comes out of the portal. "Let's go to Upendi!"

"What?!"

Shield opens another portal to a tropical paradise.

"We're already on a tropical island!" Ari yells.

Rafiki shakes his head. "It doesn't matter, it's in the past!"

"No," Zoro says.

Rafiki shrugs and jumps back through the first portal. "Well, I tried."

Shield jumps back through the first portal.

"Hey, this portal is still open…" Ari comments.

"Well, we better do something about it."

"Wanna explore it?"

"Nope." He lifts the statue to cover the portal. "Nothing to see here folks."

"Oh, so that's who was lifting the statue…" Ari comments.

Shield comes through a portal again. "Oh hey, sorry, I forgot about this." Shield closes the portal behind the statue. "Bye!" He closes his portal and disappears.

Ari scratches her head. "What was that all about?"

"I have no clue."

CHAPTER 14

So I must deal with him myself. I must have a faceoff with him and destroy him MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! On second thought, he is kind of hot, so it'd be more like a… FACE-ON! She slips into a comfortable dream.

"Zoro, I challenge you to a face-on!"

"A face on? I'm so ripped! You're on!"

"No you're on!" Ari grabs his face! "On my face!" She smooches him deeply. He feels the sensory input run from his lip to his tongue to his cheek bone all the way up to his mammary glands.

"I strike back!" [the Swordsman Strikes Back] He slaps her back and engages in a full-on frontal counter strike. His tongue invades her cave-like mouth and scrapes the stalactites off the ceiling. "Hmmm! Tasty!"

"I had strawberry shortcake for my pre-breakfast."

"Then let's have some blueberry muffins for breakfast!"

Ari leans off to the side while keeping his mouth on hers and pulls out a tray of muffins from under her bed.

"Ah! The secret oven-under-the-bed trick! Brilliant!"

"This is my ultimate move!" Ari disengages from the kiss hold and stuffs a muffin in her mouth, and grabs one and sticks on in Zoro's mouth. "Yum-ha!"

"This is too much for me! I am thrilled!"

Zoro and Ari chew and chew and then reengage. "Time to end this!" Ari reengages in the kiss and force swallows her muffin, while plunging her tongue into Zoro's muffin, stealing half of it, and forcing the rest down into Zoro's stomach.

CHAPTER 15

Author's Note: a portion of this deleted scene was originally going to be in the story and may still be revealed in a sequel, but some of it is the bullshit mentioned previously.

Flutter's ears are numbed and the voices above her are eclipsed by her own drowsiness. She feels as if she is miles away from those unfamiliar voices. Night or day, she has no clue which it is at the moment. There's a faint iron stench to the air surrounding her. She drifts in and out of consciousness, unaware of the concept of time.

Where…

Am…

I… ?

What…

Happened… to me… ?

Emi… Chloe…

Pheonix…

you guys playing… hide and seek on me again?

I'll… find you…

HA! I got you!

Wait… that's just another plank of wood.

Guys… this isn't

funny anymore… !

No matter how hard Flutter looks inside her dream, all she can find is consuming darkness. Desperately, she runs along the ship that is now blown to splinters and scouts the area for her friends. She spots Emi floating on a small boat, hiding behind a splintered barrel.

I got you this time, Emi!

She whips her head around to surprise Emi, but Emi looks over at her with a dead expression in her eyes.

(p.s. please sing as you read the below thoughts)

How could this happen to me…

I made a mistake…

now it's too late… how could this happen to me…?

"Brainnsss…" Emi climbs to her feet clumsily and shuffles toward her.

"The Zombies want my brains, but I got watermeloan to keep me sane!" Ari declares and puts her watermelon helmet on. She climbs into her watermelon boat and says, "Their ship was blown to smithereens, but I got watermeloan to serve my means." She then paddles away into the sunset with her trusty watermeloan at her side and on her head.

CHAPTER 15

Zoro gets to the top of the stairs, but there's nothing there. Literally nothing!

"Wait, what?" The whole scene goes blank. "Where am I?"

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a portal opens and a blue unicorn comes out. "Hello, Zoro!"

Who the hell are you?"

"Oh, I'm just a passerby. Just here to tell you why things went blank."

"Yeah, and why is that?"

"Because Pheonixdino, the author of this fanfic-"

"Wait, fanfic?!"

"Nevermind that…" Shield blows him off. "Just don't worry, she'll finish it. She's already got this chapter planned out."

"Planned out? You mean I'm not making decisions on my own?"

The whiteness fades.

"Uh oh," says Shield. "There's a storm outside… a bit of an interruption. I have to go now."

"Wait, at least tell me where I am!"

"No time for that, but don't worry, as soon as she starts again, you'll be right back here where she left off, without any memory of ever being here."

"What. Then what are you doing here?"

"Nothing. Bye." Shield opens a portal and jumps out. Zoro tries to follows him, but doesn't reach him in time.

"Crap. Now what am I supposed to do?" Zoro sits down.

Again, don't take the above seriously. It's all crap. Thank you!