A Fullmetal Christmas

by 1942

After receiving nothing but coal for Christmas and 3,401st birthday, an angry and betrayed Lightning plans to impersonate Santa and steal all the presents in the world for himself! He then summons Krampus to help him steal Christmas! Edward, his family and friends have to save Christmas from The Lightning and Krampus before Christmas is over!

2. You're A Mean One, Lord Lightning!

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A Fullmetal Christmas Chapter 2 – You're A Mean One, Lord Lightning!

NOTE #1: Every kind of fighting move, especially punching and kicking, have Pre-Power Rangers Ninja Storm fighting move sound effects.

The Lightning Wing Bridge, The Lightning Wing - December 24, 1999 5:30 PM/The Lightning Wing - December 24, 1999 5:30 PM

As The Lightning Wing flies to the right, the scene cuts to The Lightning Wing Bridge, where The Lightning, with his demon wings open, floating in midair, is finishing his Christmas decorating, finishing it by adding a ten foot Christmas tree star to a Christmas tree the size of Illinois, all while humming Christmas of Love by Little Isidore & the Inquisitors with a warm grin. Today is also his 5,400 birthday! "The decorations are done!" The Lighting cheered as he hovers back to the floor while turning his demon wings back into his cape. "A fine work of Christmas art, if I do say so myself!" The Lightning said arrogantly as he crosses his arms while looking away from the tree with his eyes closed, prompting The She-Lightning, Ligthna, Piggy, Skull, Lightningmodo, Kingpin, Agent Bishop, Diva, Kagetane Hiroku, Arthur Lucifer, Bill Sykes, Kent Mansley and every L-Bot to applaud while cheering. "Now it's time to write my Christmas AND birthday letters to Santa Claus!" The Lightning said as he dashes to his Lightning Chair, activates its built-in desk and writes his Christmas and birthday letters to Santa with ultra-speed, which expanded throughout all of existence. "My letter is ready to go!" The Lightning cheered as he folds his lists, puts them in an envelope and mails it to Santa via a Lightning Crow wearing a mailman hat as it flies out The Lightning Wing's front, opened window. Seconds later, The Lightning Crow Wearing A Mailman Hat comes back from the North Pole, flies into The Lightning Wing's front, opened window, hauling in a mile-size Christmas present box filled with all the items on The Lightning's lists, which is black with blue ribbons and has a white tag written in black that says "From: Santa To: Lightning", making The Lightning smile with joy along with allies. "Looks like Santa is working early and harder this year!" The Lightning complimented with his hands on his hips as he heads to The Lightning Wing's front, opened window and closes it, then heads back to his present box to open his presents, to which he did. "MERRY CHRISTMAS AND BIRTHDAY TO M-!"

The Lightning was about to cheer arrogantly with his arms opened until nothing but millinillions of lumps of coal violently come out of the box and submerges The Lightning, The She-Lightning, Ligthna, Skull, Lightningmodo, Kingpin, Agent Bishop, Diva, Kagetane Hiroku, Arthur Lucifer, Bill Sykes, Kent Mansley, every L-Bot and the entire interior of The Lightning Wing in it, with an unharmed Piggy on top of the box, then a lump of coal wrapped in red ribbons comically comes out and lands on the rest of the millinillions lumps of coal with a tiny, one-beat cartoon boing sound effect being heard once the ribbon-wrapped lump of coal lands on them. Feeling betrayed by Santa, an enraged Lightning, who is covered in coal shavings, violently emerges from the pile of coal and roars furiously with his fists in the air while showing his Xenomorph teeth. "If I don't get presents…I'LL JUST TAKE THEM!" The Lightning roared as he picks up a lump of coal with his right hand, sets it on fire with blue flames and angrily throws it at the screen.

The Lightning's Bedroom, The Lightning Wing - December 24, 1999 5:31 PM/The Lightning Wing - December 24, 1999 5:31 PM

In The Lightning's Bedroom, The Lightning grabs a copy of Santa's Naughty List from his multi-character Christmas pillow and proceeds to read all the naughty people's names on Santa's list to summon the Christmas demon, Krampus! The Lightning read all the names of every naughty person on Santa's list and Krampus appears before his eyes via evil Christmas magic teleportation as it makes Pre-Power Rangers Ninja Storm laser beam sound effects. "Lord Lightning! What are your nasty plans for Christmas this year!?" Krampus asked loudly with a grin as he holds a stinky knapsack filled with demonic poop with his left hand while he holds a rusty old hand bell with his right hand. "I plan to steal all the presents in the world after Santa wrongfully gave me coal instead of what I asked for!" The Lightning answered with a snarl. "How are you gonna do that?" Krampus asked as The Lightning got an idea…An awful idea… The Lightning got a wonderful…AWFUL idea! All while The Lightning squints with a grin from his extended Xenomorph teeth as the lightning bolt on the top of his head moves down to his forehead and become demon horns! Which even scared Krampus as he looks at The Lightning with a scared face! "I know just what to do!" The Lightning laughed in his throat as he drags Krampus by the right hand with his right hand to the closet door to begin their plan to steal Christmas. "I'll make a quick Santy Claus hat and a coat!" The Lightning said as he opens the closet door with his right hand and takes out a large, red curtain, all while he still holds Krampus' right hand. He then cuts it into a Santa suit and hat with a hedge clipper with his left hand. "With this, I'll look just like Saint Nick!" The Lightning said as he takes the ingredients for his Santa suit, then he drags Krampus by the right hand again to help make the Santa suit.

[[This movie's version of You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch by Thurl Ravenscroft, You're A Mean One, Lord Lightning, is sung by Christopher Sabat as The Lightning and Krampus prepare to make The Lightning's Santa suit and steal Christmas.]] "You're a mean one, Lord Lightning!" Christopher Sabat started singing as the screen zooms out of Krampus wearing The Lightning's unprepared Santa suit, holding the purple, sowing pin-filled pin cushion with his mouth, sitting on a stool while The Lighting sows his Santa suit together manually with a sowing pin on a red thread, grinning evilly. "You really are a heel!" Christopher Sabat sang as Krampus starts tip over the stool. "You're as cuddly as a cactus! You're as charming as an eel!" Christopher Sabat as The Lightning stops sowing and grinning and angrily pulls Krampus back up and resumes his sowing and grinning. "LORD LIGHTNING!" Christopher Sabat sang as the scene blacks out to show The Lighting sewing his Santa suit with a sewing machine on a table by himself while grinning. "You're a bad banana with a...GREASY BLACK PEEL!" Christopher Sabat sang as scene cuts to a close up of The Lightning's hands rubbing his Santa suit while he sows it with a sewing machine, but Krampus' Venom tongue accidently got stuck in the machine's needle! Causing blood to spill all over The Lightning's Santa suit as Krampus screams in severe pain offscreen! All while The Lightning takes his hands of the suit, with only his hands being shown. "You're a monster, Lord Lightning!" Christopher Sabat sang as The Lightning angrily squints at Krampus while tapping his right index finger on the table, making Krampus shrug his shoulders and smiling nervously. "Your heart's an empty hole!" Christopher Sabat sang as the scene blacks out to show The Lightning pulling out some cotton from his Christmas pillow. "Your brain is full of spiders! You've got garlic in your soul!" Christopher Sabat sang as The Lightning sews the cotton from his pillow under his Santa hat manually with a sewing pin on a white thread, grinning evilly. "LORD LIGHTNING! I wouldn't touch you with a…THIRTY-NINE AND A HALF FOOT POLE!" Christopher Sabat sung as the scene blacks out to show Krampus holding a medium-sized mirror, with The Lightning showing himself off in the mirror in his homemade Santa suit with an arrogant smile. "All I need is a reindeer!" The Lightning said with his hands on his hips and looks around for a reindeer with a smirk, but couldn't find one. However, once he looked at Krampus, who has a gauze bandage wrapped horizontally on his tongue during The Lightning's search for a reindeer, The Lightning grins at him, intending to make Krampus a reindeer. "If I can't find a reindeer, I'll make one instead!" The Lightning said offscreen as Krampus gives the superior demon a positive smile, meaning he'll be honored to become The Lightning's one and only reindeer as the scene blacks in. As the scene blacks out, The Lightning heads back to his room's closet and takes out a pair of old reindeer antlers, heads back to Krampus and ties the antlers on top of his head with a black thread, which made both him and The Lightning smile happily. "Come, Krampus! The others are on top of the ship and waiting in The Lightning Mobile!" The Lightning ordered as he and Krampus lightning teleport to the top of The Lightning Wing with Pre-Power Rangers Ninja Storm lightning sound effects to join the other villains on their quest to steal Christmas, starting with getting rid of Santa!

The Lightning Wing - December 24, 1999 5:32 PM

On top of Lightning Wing, The Lightning, with both hands, is carrying six billion empty Santa-sized sacks and a Santa-sized sack filled with six billion present boxes of evil stuff inside to give to everyone else in the world. Once The Lightning made it to The Lightning Mobile, which now looks like a city-sized, windowless Thrust SSC Christmas sleigh repainted blue with his light-blue insignia wearing Santa hats on its turbines, tail, hood and runner! With The She-Lightning, who is dressed like Mrs. Claus, Ligthna, Piggy, Skull, Lightningmodo, Kingpin, Agent Bishop, Diva, Kagetane Hiroku, Arthur Lucifer, Bill Sykes, Kent Mansley and every L-Bot, who are all dressed like elves, are waiting for Krampus in The Lightning Mobile! As The She-Lightning, Ligthna, Piggy and Skull are sitting in the front seat while Lightningmodo, Kingpin, Agent Bishop, Diva, Kagetane Hiroku, Arthur Lucifer, Bill Sykes, Kent Mansley and every L-Bot are sitting in the back seat! "Wait! I forgot about the most conveniencing ingredient of my Santa disguise!" The Lightning said as he takes out a plastic, masquerade Santa Claus mask from his utility belt with his left claw, takes his Santa hat off with his right hand and puts the mask on with both hands and puts his hat back on with his left claw, all while he tosses the two sacks into The Lightning Mobile, then hops aboard the driver's seat. Krampus came running over to the sleigh and his friends, but was stopped by The Lightning so he can strap Krampus into his reindeer harness and breeching as he takes them out from his utility belt with his right hand while exiting The Lightning Mobile. Once Krampus made it to The Lighting Mobile, The Lightning respectfully pins him down and carefully puts on his harness and breeching, then lifts him up, attaches an electrified sleigh harness onto the nose of The Lightning Mobile and attaches the sleigh harness to Krampus' reindeer harness, meaning the villains are all ready! All while The Lightning hops back into The Lightning Mobile! "GIDDY-UP!"

The Lightning commanded in a raspy voice as he takes out a whip from his utility belt with his right hand and whips Krampus' butt with it, the latter of whom screams in obedient pain as his demon wings emerge by tearing through the back of his hooded robe, then The Lightning pulls Krampus' mouth harness, which made him choke in obedient pain until he and the other villains finally take off for the North Pole to get rid of Santa as they disappear into the clouds while buckling their seatbelts!

The Elric Household, Resembool, Amestris – December 24, 1999 5:35 PM

Back at the Elric family's ice and snow-covered house, Maes, in his room, is writing his Christmas letter to Santa. "Dear Santa, what I want for Christmas is the Power Rangers Lost Galaxy Terra Venture Playset, a Power Rangers Lost Galaxy Bouncy Castle and The Power Rangers Lost Galaxy Complete Series On DVD signed by all the rangers! Love, Maes." Maes wrote as he gets an envelope from his dresser and puts the letter in the envelope. Trisha Jr., in her room, is writing her Christmas letter to Santa. "Dear Santa, what I want for Christmas is the Barbie Beverly Hills City Playset, a Pink Barbie Poodle Toy and The Barbie Exercise DVD! Love, Trisha Jr." Trisha Jr. wrote as she gets an envelope from her dresser and puts the letter in the envelope. Edward, in the master bedroom with Winry, are writing their Christmas letters to Santa, starting with Edward. "Dear Santa, all I want for Christmas is that you bring joy and happiness to my family, friends and every good person in the world. Love, Edward." Edward wrote as he gets an envelope from the dresser and puts the letter in the envelope. "Dear Santa, what I want for Christmas is The Plasma Laser Automail Arm for my Edward and The Platinum Super Wrench! Love, Winry." Winry wrote as she gets an envelope from the dresser and puts the letter in the envelope. Trisha and Alphonse, in the living room, are writing their Christmas letters to Santa, starting with Trisha. "Dear Santa, what I want for Christmas is a saddle for my Robo-Corn! Love, Trisha." Trisha wrote as she gets an envelope from the coffee table and puts the letter in the envelope. "Dear Santa, what I want for Christmas is The Transmutation Safety Manual! Love, Alphonse." wrote as he gets an envelope from the coffee table and puts the letter in the envelope. After the entire Elric family has written their Christmas letters, Edward, Winry, Alphonse, Trisha, Maes and Trisha Jr., in their winter clothes, head to their mailbox and put their letters in there so it can be sent to Santa, then the Elric family head back into the house and take off their winter clothes while giggling happily.

The Mustang Family Household, Central City, Amestris – December 24, 1999 5:37 PM

At the Mustang family's ice and snow-covered house, Mahasa, in his room, is writing his Christmas letter to Santa. "Dear Santa, what I want for Christmas is The Flaming Torch Roleplaying Pyro Armor and The Exclusive Flaming Torch Origin Story Comic! Love, Mahasa." Mahasa wrote as he gets an envelope from his dresser and puts the letter in the envelope. Jennifer, in her room, is writing her Christmas letter to Santa. "Dear Santa, what I want for Christmas is The Talking Christmas American Girl Doll! Love, Jennifer." Jennifer wrote as she gets an envelope from her dresser and puts the letter in the envelope. Roy, in the master bedroom with Riza, are writing their Christmas letters to Santa, starting with Roy. "Dear Santa, what I want for Christmas is The Mega Flame Alchemy Gauntlet! Love, Roy." Roy wrote as he gets an envelope from the dresser and puts the letter in the envelope. "Dear Santa, what I want for Christmas is a female companion for my dog, Black Hayate! Love, Riza." Riza wrote as she gets an envelope from the dresser and puts the letter in the envelope. After the entire Mustang family has written their Christmas letters, Roy, Riza, Mahasa and Jennifer, in their winter clothes, head to their mailbox and put their letters in there so it can be sent to Santa, then the Mustang family head back into the house and take off their winter clothes while giggling happily.

The Havoc Family Household, Central City, Amestris – December 24, 1999 5:39 PM

At the Havoc family's ice and snow-covered house, Martin, in his room, is writing his Christmas letter to Santa. "Dear Santa, what I want for Christmas is The Mile-Long Hotwheels Race Track and The 1996 Mercury Sable Ride-On Car! Love, Martin." Martin wrote as he gets an envelope from his dresser and puts the letter in the envelope. Jean, in the master bedroom with Maria, are writing their Christmas letters to Santa, starting with Jean. "Dear Santa, what I want for Christmas is The Nitrogen Fuel Muffler for my car! Love, Jean." Jean wrote as he gets an envelope from the dresser and puts the letter in the envelope. "Dear Santa, what I want for Christmas is the money to build a second floor for my café! Love, Maria." Maria wrote as she gets an envelope from the dresser and puts the letter in the envelope. After the entire Havoc family has written their Christmas letters, Jean, Maria and Martin, in their winter clothes, head to their mailbox and put their letters in there so it can be sent to Santa, then the Havoc family head back into the house and take off their winter clothes while giggling happily.

The Armstrong Family Household, Central City, Amestris – December 24, 1999 5:42 PM

At the Armstrong family's ice and snow-covered house, Catherine, in her room, is writing her Christmas letter to Santa. "Dear Santa, what I want for Christmas are Christmas Fitness Magazines! Love, Catherine." Catherine wrote as she gets an envelope from her dresser and puts the letter in the envelope. Alexander, in the master bedroom with Olivier, Philip and Mrs. Armstrong, are writing their Christmas letters to Santa, starting with Alexander. "Dear Santa, what I want for Christmas is the money to expand my gymnasium! Love, Alexander." Alexander wrote as he gets an envelope from the dresser and puts the letter in the envelope. "Dear Santa, what I want for Christmas is an Arnold Schwarzenegger Exercise DVD! Love, Olivier." Olivier wrote as she gets an envelope from the dresser and puts the letter in the envelope. "Dear Santa, what I want for Christmas are the supplies for Alexander's gymnasium expansion! Love, Philip." Philip wrote as he gets an envelope from the dresser and puts the letter in the envelope. "Dear Santa, what I want for Christmas is The Perfect Fitness Manual! Love, Mrs. Armstrong." Mrs. Armstrong wrote as she gets an envelope from the dresser and puts the letter in the envelope. After the entire Armstrong family has written their Christmas letters, Alexander, Olivier, Philip, Catherine and Mrs. Armstrong, in their winter clothes, head to their mailbox and put their letters in there so it can be sent to Santa, then the Armstrong family head back into the house and take off their winter clothes while giggling happily.

The Xing Palace, Xing City, Xing – December 24, 1999 5:44 PM

At the ice and snow-covered house Xing Palace, Mei and Xiao, in their luxury bedroom, are writing their Christmas letters to Santa, starting with Mei. "Dear Santa, what I want for Christmas is a female companion for my Panda friend, Xiao! Love, Mei." Mei wrote as she gets an envelope from the luxury dresser and puts the letter in the golden envelope. "Dear Santa, what I want for Christmas is a lifetime supply of bamboo! Love, Xiao." Xiao wrote as he gets an envelope from the luxury dresser and puts the letter in the golden envelope. After the entire Chang family has written their Christmas letters, Mei and Xiao, in their winter clothes, head to their luxury mailbox and put their letters in there so it can be sent to Santa, then the Chang family head back into the palace and take off their winter clothes while giggling happily.

The Brosh Family Household, Central City, Amestris – December 24, 1999 5:46 PM

At the Brosh family's ice and snow-covered house, Denny, in the master bedroom with Lan Fa, are writing their Christmas letters to Santa, starting with Denny. "Dear Santa, what I want for Christmas is The Super ADT Security System for my house! Love, Denny." Denny wrote as he gets an envelope from the dresser and puts the letter in the envelope. "Dear Santa, all I what want for Christmas is for my late first husband, Ling to see me and Denny! Love, Lan Fan." Lan Fan wrote as she gets an envelope from the dresser and puts the letter in the envelope. After the entire Brosh family has written their Christmas letters, Denny and Lan Fan, in their winter clothes, head to their mailbox and put their letters in there so it can be sent to Santa, then the Brosh family head back into the house and take off their winter clothes while giggling happily.

The Hughes Family Household, Central City, Amestris – December 24, 1999 5:48 PM

At the Hughes family's ice and snow-covered house, Elicia, in her room, is writing her Christmas letter to Santa. "Dear Santa, all I what want for Christmas is for my late dad to see me and my mom! Love, Elicia." Elicia wrote as she gets an envelope from the dresser and puts the letter in the envelope. Gracia, in the master bedroom, is writing her Christmas letter to Santa. "Dear Santa, all I what want for Christmas is for my late husband to see me and Elicia! Love, Gracia." Gracia wrote as she gets an envelope from the dresser and puts the letter in the envelope. After the entire Hughes family has written their Christmas letters, Elicia and Gracia, in their winter clothes, head to their mailbox and put their letters in there so it can be sent to Santa, then the Hughes family head back into the house and take off their winter clothes while giggling happily.

The Curtis Family Household, Central City, Amestris – December 24, 1999 5:50 PM

At the Curtis family's ice and snow-covered house, Sig, in the master bedroom with Izumi, are writing their Christmas letters to Santa, starting with Sig. "Dear Santa, what I want for Christmas is the money to expand my meat shop! Love, Sig." Sig wrote as he gets an envelope from the dresser and puts the letter in the envelope. "Dear Santa, what I want for Christmas is the money to expand my dojo! Love, Izumi." Izumi wrote as she gets an envelope from the dresser and puts the letter in the envelope. After the entire Curtis family has written their Christmas letters, Sig and Izumi, in their winter clothes, head to their mailbox and put their letters in there so it can be sent to Santa, then the Curtis family head back into the house and take off their winter clothes while giggling happily.

Führer Mrs. Bradley's Mansion, Central City, Amestris – December 24, 1999 5:52 PM

At Führer Mrs. Bradley's ice and snow-covered mansion, Selim, in his room, is writing his Christmas letter to Santa. "Dear Santa, what I want for Christmas is The G.I. Joe World Playset and The Original G.I. Joe Complete Series On DVD and The Behind The Scenes Of G.I. Joe Bonus Disc! Love, Selim." Selim wrote as he gets an envelope from his dresser and puts the letter in the golden envelope. Mrs. Bradley, in the luxury master bedroom, is writing her Christmas letter to Santa. "Dear Santa, all I what want for Christmas is for my charity fund to stay alive! Love, Mrs. Bradley." Mrs. Bradley wrote as she gets an envelope from the dresser and puts the letter in the golden envelope. After the entire Bradley family has written their Christmas letters, Selim and Mrs. Bradley, in their winter clothes, head to their luxury mailbox and put their letters in there so it can be sent to Santa, then the Bradley family head back into the house and take off their winter clothes while giggling happily.

The LeCoulte Family Household, Central City, Amestris – December 24, 1999 5:54 PM

At the LeCoulte family's ice and snow-covered house, Ridel, in the master bedroom with Satella, are writing their Christmas letters to Santa, starting with Ridel. "Dear Santa, what I want for Christmas is the money to expand my automail shop! Love, Ridel." Ridel wrote as he gets an envelope from the dresser and puts the letter in the envelope. "Dear Santa, all I what want for Christmas is for my unborn baby to stay safe! Love, Satella." Satella wrote as she gets an envelope from the dresser and puts the letter in the envelope. After the entire LeCoulte family has written their Christmas letters, Ridel and Satella, in their winter clothes, head to their mailbox and put their letters in there so it can be sent to Santa, then the LeCoulte family head back into the house and take off their winter clothes while giggling happily.

The Breda Family Household, Central City, Amestris – December 24, 1999 5:22 PM

At the Breda family's ice and snow-covered house, Heymans, in the master bedroom with Rebecca, are writing their Christmas letters to Santa, starting with Heymans. "Dear Santa, what I want for Christmas is the money to pay my mortgage! Love, Heymans." Heymans wrote as he gets an envelope from the dresser and puts the letter in the envelope. "Dear Santa, what I want for Christmas is for my weapons rights petition to go through! Love, Rebecca." Rebecca wrote as she gets an envelope from the dresser and puts the letter in the envelope. After the entire Breda family has written their Christmas letters, Heymans and Rebecca, in their winter clothes, head to their mailbox and put their letters in there so it can be sent to Santa, then the Breda family head back into the house and take off their winter clothes while giggling happily as the screen moves up into the snowy sky.

Mt. Everest, Nepal - December 24, 1999 9:34 PM

At Mt. Everest, during a violent blizzard, Krampus is having a hard time seeing because of the blizzard and after that…CRASH! Krampus painfully crashes into the top of Mt. Everest! Making an unharmed Lightning, The She-Lightning, Ligthna, Piggy, Skull, Lightningmodo, Kingpin, Agent Bishop, Diva, Kagetane Hiroku, Arthur Lucifer, Bill Sykes, Kent Mansley and every L-Bot laugh hysterically at him! Krampus however, managed to wipe the ice and snow off his humiliated face and The Lightning pulls Krampus' mouth harness and resume their flight to the North Pole, to which they did as they disappear into the clouds, but Krampus went up too high and exits the Earth's atmosphere along with the other villains.

Earth's Moon - December 24, 1999 9:36 PM

On Earth's Moon, Krampus, The Lightning, The She-Lightning, Ligthna, Piggy, Skull, Lightningmodo, Kingpin, Agent Bishop, Diva, Kagetane Hiroku, Arthur Lucifer, Bill Sykes, Kent Mansley, every L-Bot and The Lightning Mobile twirl in inner space until falling down back to the Earth's atmosphere like the Batwing from 1989's Batman.

Gunnbjørn Fjeld, Greenland - December 24, 1999 9:38 PM

At Gunnbjørn Fjeld, Krampus, The Lightning, The She-Lightning, Ligthna, Piggy, Skull, Lightningmodo, Kingpin, Agent Bishop, Diva, Kagetane Hiroku, Arthur Lucifer, Bill Sykes, Kent Mansley, every L-Bot and The Lightning Mobile are about to crash into it, all while Krampus hugs The Lightning's head in a somewhat gay manner while looking down in fear! Angered and feeling sexually harassed, The Lightning yanked a still scared Krampus off his head and throws him back to leading them to the North Pole and after that, Krampus, The Lightning, The She-Lightning, Ligthna, Piggy, Skull, Lightningmodo, Kingpin, Agent Bishop, Diva, Kagetane Hiroku, Arthur Lucifer, Bill Sykes, Kent Mansley, every L-Bot and The Lightning Mobile once again get back on course as they disappear into the clouds.

The North Pole, Arctic - December 24, 1999 9:40 PM/Santa's Workshop, The North Pole, Arctic - December 24, 1999 9:40 PM/The Reindeer Pen, The North Pole, Arctic - December 24, 1999 9:40 PM

At the North Pole, Krampus, The Lightning, The She-Lightning, Ligthna, Piggy, Skull, Lightningmodo, Kingpin, Agent Bishop, Diva, Kagetane Hiroku, Arthur Lucifer, Bill Sykes, Kent Mansley, every L-Bot and The Lightning Mobile finally made it to Santa's workshop as they steadily land unnoticed. "Its time I give Santa a piece of my superior mind!" The Lightning growled as he, Krampus, The She-Lightning, Ligthna, Piggy, Skull, Lightningmodo, Kingpin, Agent Bishop, Diva, Kagetane Hiroku, Arthur Lucifer, Bill Sykes, Kent Mansley and every L-Bot march towards the workshop's front door. Inside the workshop, Alabaster Snowball, Bushy Evergreen, Pepper Minstix, Shinny Upatree, Sugarplum Mary, Wunorse Openslae and every other of Santa's elves, who are wrapping all the presents, are being supervised by, Santa, who looks like the Santa from Hayate the Combat Butler Mrs. Claus, who looks like the Mrs. Claus from Marvel Super Hero Adventures: Frost Fight! and the head elf, Elf Bernard, who is holding a pink schedule clipboard while the supervised elves happily sing Jingle Bells and wrap up the presents at the same time. "Ho-Ho-Ho! How's everything going, Bernard!?" Santa asked playfully as he and Mrs. Claus happily approach Bernard, the latter of whom looks at his clipboard with worry. Not so good, Mr. and Mrs. Santa. We're a little behind schedule." Bernard answered as he looks at Santa and Mrs. Claus. "Oh, you worry too much! We'll be done on time! We always are!"

Mrs. Claus replied happily as she and Santa pat Bernard on the back, which made him less worried. "I guess you're right." Bernard as he nods while Santa and Mrs. Claus chuckle happily. Then all of the sudden…BANG! The Lightning uses his kiai to knock down the workshop's front door as he, The She-Lightning, Ligthna, Piggy, Skull, Lightningmodo, Kingpin, Agent Bishop, Diva, Kagetane Hiroku, Arthur Lucifer, Bill Sykes, Kent Mansley and every L-Bot enter the workshop while grinning evilly, causing the other elves to stop singing. "MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!" The Lightning exclaimed mockingly while shrugging. "What's going on!? What do you want!?" Santa asked in confusion and fear as Mrs. Claus and the elves hide behind him. "Allow me to introduce myself, I am The Lightning!" The Lightning answered mockingly as he takes off his Santa mask and Santa hat with his right hand then holds on to it while arrogantly bows like a theater performer. "I know who you are and you've been a very naughty boy this year!" Santa replied as he wags his left index finger, which made The Lightning angrier. "RARHHGG!" The Lightning roared as he punches Santa in the face, knocking him down to the floor, shocking his wife and elves while paralyzed in fear, then the demon puts his Santa mask and Santa hat in his utility belt. "DON'T CALL ME BOY! IT'S LIKE CALLING A NEANDERTHAL A BABY!"

The Lightning snarled as he points at the severely injured Santa Claus with his left claw until taking out his Santa mask and Santa hat from his utility belt with his right hand and puts them back on with both hands, all while Santa passes out from being punched in the face. "I AM THE NEW SANTA CLAUS! AND YOU WILL DO WHAT I TELL YOU!" The Lightning shouted as he points at Mrs. Claus and the elves, then Bernard angrily storms over to the fake Santa to give him a piece of his mind. "Hey! Do you know who you're messing with!?" Bernard asked angrily as The Lightning crouches down to insult him better. "You can't just come barging in here and push people around!" Bernard hissed as he gets in The Lightning's face. "Oh yes I can! Pushing people are what Lightnings do best!" The Lightning replied mockingly as he pokes Bernard's forehead twice, making the head elf gasp. "Now you see this, my little, pointy-eared friend?" The Lightning as he takes out a small living, chomping demon mouth from his utility belt with his left claw, with a brief close up of the demon mouth. "You elves are gonna make these toys AND NOTHING BUT THESE TOYS!"

The Lightning yelled as he gets in Bernard's face. "Hey! Hey! No way! Our production schedule is already booked!" Bernard replied as he gets in The Lightning's face as the latter stands up while sighing with wicked disappointment, shaking his head. "Then you leave me no choice…L-Bots! Lock up Santa, Mrs. Claus and their elves in the cellar! Krampus, go outside and lock up the reindeer!" The Lightning ordered as every L-Bot grab Santa, Mrs. Claus and their elves and take them down to the cellar to lock them up. Outside, in the reindeer pen, Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, Rudolph and Olive are happily asleep before their long flight. Then Krampus popped out of nowhere and locks the reindeer up by electrifying the pen's entrance. With all obstacles removed, The Lightning, The She-Lightning, Ligthna, Piggy, Skull, Lightningmodo, Kingpin, Agent Bishop, Diva, Kagetane Hiroku, Arthur Lucifer, Bill Sykes, Kent Mansley and every L-Bot head back to The Lightning Mobile to fly off and steal Christmas! To which they did as The Lightning ho-ho-hos evilly, disappearing into the clouds while doing so!

The Resembool Woods, Resembool, Amestris – December 24, 1999 9:45 AM

High above the ice and snow-covered Resembool Woods near the Elric Household, The Lightning is thinking of where to steal Christmas first while scratching his chin. "I know just the place to start my theft of Christmas!" The Lightning said as he whips Krampus' butt with his whip, causing the latter to scream in obedient pain, resulting in him and the other villains to take off to the Elric family's house.

The Elric Household, Resembool, Amestris – December 24, 1999 9:46 PM

At the Elric family's ice and snow-covered house, Krampus, The Lightning, The She-Lightning, Ligthna, Piggy, Skull, Lightningmodo, Kingpin, Agent Bishop, Diva, Kagetane Hiroku, Arthur Lucifer, Bill Sykes, Kent Mansley, every L-Bot and The Lightning Mobile steadily and quietly land on the Elric household's roof, with the Elric family sound asleep, not knowing that their worst enemy is stealing their Christmas. The Lightning carries the six billion empty Santa-sized sacks and a Santa-sized sack filled with six billion present boxes of evil stuff inside on his right shoulder and heads to the chimney and enters it, making him tap his left claw on the chimney's crown, raising his right eyebrow, grinning deviously as he goes down the chimney. Once he successfully went down the chimney, his butt alone put out the fireplace's fire, leaving the living room pitch black as his red eyes are seen inside the empty, dark fireplace. The Lightning crawls out the fireplace and prepares to steal the Elric family's stockings with a magnet that he got from his utility belt. "These stockings." The Lightning sneered. "Are the first things to go!"

The Lightning said as he uses the magnet to pull out the stockings one by one, then puts it in his first empty sack while grinning wickedly. The scene cuts to under the Christmas tree, where The Lightning shapeshifts into a King Cobra and slithers into the tree while smiling unpleasantly. Once inside the tree, The Lightning, back in his normal form, but only hands being seen, he takes the multi-color Christmas tree ornaments, the indoor-only multi-color Christmas tree tinsel and the indoor multi-color Christmas wide ribbons off the tree simultaneously then emerges from the tree, puts the tree decorations in the first sack and tosses them up the chimney as they land into The Lightning Mobile. "You're a vile one, Lord Lightning!" Christopher Sabat sang as the scene cuts to The Lightning summoning his Lightning Scepter with quiet Pre-Power Rangers Ninja Storm lightning sound effects. "You have termites in your smile!" Christopher Sabat sang as The Lightning grabs a block of cue chalk from his utility belt with his left claw and rubs the tip of his scepter with it like a cue stick with his left claw. "You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile! LORD LIGHTNING!" Christopher Sabat sang as The Lightning hits the eight indoor lower floor and upper floor poinsettias off the lower level windowsills and upper windowsills simultaneously like a cue ball. "Given the choice between the two of you I'd take the uhm? SEASICK CROCODILE!" Christopher Sabat sang as the indoor poinsettias bounce one by one up the chimney as they safely land into the first empty sack. "You're a rotter, Lord Lightning! You're the king of sinful sots!" Christopher Sabat sang as the screen moves up to show The Lightning taking the Christmas tree's star off and puts it in a second empty sack while looking at the audience with a twisted smile. "Your heart's a dead tomato splot with moldy purple spots!" Christopher Sabat sang as The Lightning uses the force to remove the indoor front door wreath on the inside of the front door, the indoor plain-color Christmas strings lights, the indoor multi-color Christmas strings lights, the indoor green Christmas garland all around the inside of the house and the indoor-only red Christmas garland ribbons holding the green Christmas garland in place and puts them all in the second empty sack via the force with a happy smile and tossed it up the chimney. "LORD LIGHTNING! You're a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich! WITH ARSENIC SAUCE!" Christopher Sabat sang the second empty sack lands into The Lightning Mobile. The Lightning then tip-toes to the kitchen to steal the Elric family's food and the decorations surrounding them with four empty sacks on his left shoulder. While in the kitchen, The Lightning raids the refrigerator and steals the Elric family's Christmas goose, ham, brussel sprouts, fruit cake, pecan pie, cookies, hot chocolate and eggnog while smiling wickedly when putting them in the four empty sacks, then proceeds to steal the indoor-only multi-character Christmas tablecloths, table runners, napkins, and placemats, the indoor-only multi-character Christmas dishware, indoor-only Christmas pinecones, indoor-only multi-color Christmas unlit pillar candles, indoor-only multi-color Christmas unlit scented candles and the indoor-only nativity scene sculpture, to which he did via putting them in the four empty sacks. Then The Lightning stuffed all the food and dining room decorations up the chimney with glee as they land into The Lightning Mobile. "Now!" The Lightning grinned as he steals the Elric family's Christmas tree and its stand. "I will stuff up the tree!"

The Lightning said as he starts shoving the tree up the chimney, but the screen zooms in on a red, remaining Christmas ornament that fell from the tree unnoticed and bounced upstairs and rolls into Trisha Jr.'s room, the latter of whom wakes up and sees the ornament next to her bed, thinking Santa has finally arrived. As The Lightning took the tree as he started to shove he-he heard a small sound like the coo of a dove. He turned around fast and he saw a small girl, Little Trisha Elric Jr., who was no more than two, who approaches The Lightning with a smile while holding the ornament in her hands, then she stared at the twitching Lightning and said…" Santie Claus, why? Why are you taking our Christmas tree? Why?" Trisha Jr. asked with confusion and a sad look on her face, but you know, that old Lightning with chattering teeth was so smart and so slick, he thought up a lie and he thought it up quick with a slick smile while putting his left claw on his heart! "Why, my sweet little tot." Fake Santie Claus lied as he holds his hands together, making Trisha Jr. less confused but still holds a sad face. "The-the light on this tree, it won't light one side." The Lightning started as he shows Trisha Jr., who is offscreen, the tree with his hands. So I'm taking it home to my workshop, my dear." The Lightning continued as only the shadow of his upper body is seen while Trisha Jr. puts her hands behind her back, still holding the ornament in her hands, finally understanding why the fake Santa is taking her family's Christmas tree. "I'll fix it up there…Then I'll bring it here."

The Lightning finished as his fib fooled the child, then he patted her head as the scene cuts to The Lightning quietly sending Trisha Jr. to bed. And when Trisha Jr. was in bed with the remaining ornament as The Lightning closes her room's door with a devious smile, he crumped downstairs and stuffed the tree up! Then he pulled out three small black present boxes with blue ribbons and five medium-sized black present boxes with blue ribbons from his Santa-sized sack filled with six billion present boxes of evil stuff inside and leaves them where their tree used to be. "Then finally he went up the chimney himself, the old liar, and the last thing he took, was the unlit log for their fire as only his lower arms and hands are shown until leaving the screen with the log. On their walls he left nothing but hooks and wire as the screen zooms out, and the one speck of food that he left in the house, was a crumb…That was even too small for a mouse as Skip Mouse from The Night Before Christmas: A Mouse Tale was approaching the tiny crumb to eat it, but The Lightning, with only his right hand being shown, swiftly grabs the crumb then him and his right hand leave the screen, making Skip look at the audience in confusion while scratching his head with his right index finger. Outside the Elric family's house, on its roof, The Lightning emerges from the chimney and uses the force to remove the Christmas lawn figures of Santa, Mrs. Claus, their elves, reindeer, workshop, sleigh and the North Pole,, the outdoor multi-color Christmas wide ribbons, the two outdoor poinsettias on each side of the porch, the eight outdoor-only multi-character Christmas flags on each window, the outdoor plain-color Christmas string lights, outdoor multi-color Christmas string lights and outdoor green Christmas garland all around the outside of the house and the outdoor front door wreath on the outside of the front door, to which he did via the force with a happy smile and places them in a fifth empty sack that was already in The Lightning Mobile.

The Mustang Family Household, Central City, Amestris – December 24, 1999 9:47 PM/The Havoc Family Household, Central City, Amestris – December 24, 1999 9:47 PM/ The Armstrong Family Household, Central City, Amestris – December 24, 1999 9:47 PM/The Xing Palace, Xing City, Xing – December 24, 1999 9:47 PM/ The Brosh Family Household, Central City, Amestris – December 24, 1999 9:47 PM/The Hughes Family Household, Central City, Amestris – December 24, 1999 9:47 PM/The Curtis Family Household, Central City, Amestris – December 24, 1999 9:47 PM/Führer Mrs. Bradley's Mansion, Central City, Amestris – December 24, 1999 9:47 PM/The LeCoulte Family Household, Central City, Amestris – December 24, 1999 9:47 PM/The Breda Family Household, Central City, Amestris – December 24, 1999 9:47 PM/Every House In The World Amestris – December 24, 1999 9:47 PM

Then he did the same thing with our other heroes' houses, leaving crumbs much too small for our other heroes' mouses as this is out fade in and out montage of him stealing Christmas from The Mustang family, Havoc family, Armstrong family, Xing family, Brosh family, Hughes family, Curtis family, Bradley, family, LeCoulte family and Breda family while grinning evilly. All that's left is to steal Christmas from the rest of the world, to which he'll do. "You nauseate me, Lord Lightning! With a nauseas super-naus! You're a crooked jerky jockey and you drive a crooked horse! LORD LIGHTNING! Your soul is an appalling dump heap, overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of rubbish imaginable! mangled up in TANGLED UP KNOTS! You're a foul one, Lord Lightning! You're a nasty, wasty skunk! Your heart is full of unwashed! Your soul is full of gunk! LORD LIGHTNING!" Christopher Sabat sang as the planet Earth is seen from space, with The Lightning, Krampus, The She-Lightning, Ligthna, Piggy, Skull, Lightningmodo, Kingpin, Agent Bishop, Diva, Kagetane Hiroku, Arthur Lucifer, Bill Sykes, Kent Mansley, every L-Bot and The Lightning Mobile shown as an ultra-fast, blue streak of lightning circling the world like the electron of an atom! "The three words that best describe you are as follows and I quote…STINK STANK STUNK! Christopher Sabat finished singing as The Lightning, Krampus, The She-Lightning, Ligthna, Piggy, Skull, Lightningmodo, Kingpin, Agent Bishop, Diva, Kagetane Hiroku, Arthur Lucifer, Bill Sykes, Kent Mansley, every L-Bot and The Lightning Mobile fly towards the screen, ending with the screen zooming in on Krampus' mouth while he roars!

The Elric Household, Resembool, Amestris – December 25, 1999 8:07 AM

Back at the Elric family's ice and snow-covered house, Maes and Trisha Jr., barefoot and in their pajamas in their rooms, happily and joyfully wake up that Christmas morning, hop out of bed and rush to the master bedroom to tell Edward and Winry that it's Christmas, with a barefoot Edward wearing boxers and a t-shirt and a barefoot Winry in her panties. "MOMMY! DADDY! GET UP! IT'S CHRISTMAS!" Maes and Trisha Jr. squealed happily as they barge into their parents' room and hop up and down on Edward and Winry's bed, which made Rosie squeal happily instead of crying, with Den barking in happiness as well. "It's Christmas already?" Winry asked as she gets up and yawns while stretching. "Edward, honey! Wake up! it's Christmas!" Winry said as she wakes Edward up by shaking him. "Really?" Edward asked as he gets up and yawns while stretching. "Let go open our presents that Santa brought us!" Edward said as he hops out of bed and raced downstairs with Maes and Trisha Jr. to wake up Trisha and Alphonse to tell them it's Christmas while Winry hops out of bed to bring Rosie and Den to the living room to open their presents, to which Edward and Winry did as the entire Elric family happily run into the living room to open their presents, with a barefoot Alphonse wearing boxers and a t-shirt and a barefoot Winry in her pajamas. But once they got to the living room, they are horrified and heartbroken to see that all their decorations are gone, which made Rosie cry as Winry bounces her up and down to comfort her, which somewhat worked. When Trisha enters the kitchen, she is horrified to see all their food in the refrigerator gone, which only made Rosie upset. When Alphonse enters the dining room, he is horrified to see that the remaining decorations are gone as well, which made Rosie even more upset. Fortunately, their presents are still there where their tree used to be, making them feel a little better. "Let's open our presents!" Maes cheered as he and the rest of the Elric family head to their presents to open them, starting with Maes. "I wonder what Santa brought me this year!" Maes asked himself happily opens his Christmas present box, but once he opened it, a demon scorpion pops out of the box and grabs a horrified and heartbroken Maes by the face as the latter cries violently in sadness and pain while the demon arachnid tries to sting and kill him with its tail. Then a demon poodle puppy pops out of a horrified and heartbroken Trisha Jr.'s Christmas present box and pins her to the floor as the latter cries violently in sadness and pain while the demon dog tries to maul her to death with its razor-sharp teeth. Then a living, demon claw pops out of a horrified and heartbroken Winry's Christmas present box and tries to slice her to pieces as the latter screams in sadness and pain, making a horrified and heartbroken Rosie cry violently as a demon leech pops out of her Christmas present box and tries to suck her brains out. Then a living, demon centipede horseshoe pops out of a horrified and heartbroken Trisha's Christmas present box and tries to maul and strangle her to death with its fangs and body as the latter screams in sadness and pain. Then a living, demon spider book pops out of Alphonse's Christmas present box and tries to maul him to death with its fangs as the latter screams in sadness and pain. Then a living, demon baby skeleton pops out of a horrified and heartbroken Den's Christmas present box and grabs him by the throat by the face as the latter screams in sadness and pain while the demon baby skeleton tries to strangle and kill him with its razor-sharp claws. "GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY FAMILY!"

Edward roared as he furiously tries to free his family from the clutches of the evil Christmas presents, but one last Christmas present box has a large living, chomping demon mouth popping out of it and aggressively bites Edward's right hand as the latter screams in anger and pain while the demon mouth bites him harder, causing blood to spew all over the house and his crying family. "SANTA! HOW COULD YOU!? THIS IS THE WORST CHRISTMAS EVER!" Maes cried violently as he hears a familiar evil laugh in the background. "SANTA!? HAAHHAAAHAA!" The Lightning laughed as he lightning teleports into the Elric family's house with Pre-Power Rangers Ninja Storm lightning sound effects, then spins around, taking off his Santa suit, revealing himself to the entire Elric family. "LIGHTNING!" Maes screamed with tears in his eyes. "WHAT DID YOU DO TO SANTA!?" Maes asked loudly as he cries even more. "Oh he's alive and well, but not for long!" The Lightning answered mockingly as the scene cuts to Santa, Mrs. Claus, their elves and reindeer slowly losing their immortality as they moan in sadness and pain. "Even as we speak, that fat fucker and his friends are already turning to dust! And once they're dead, I SHALL RENAME CHRISTMAS LIGHTNING DAY! HAAAHHHAAHAA!" The Lightning exclaimed. "Take five, presents!" The Lightning ordered as he snapped his fingers, giving the message to his killer Christmas presents let go of the Elric family and take a short break as the Elric family stops screaming and crying. "Oh…I see a great Christmas photo op!" The Lightning cheered mockingly as he takes out his blue and black Microsoft Lumia 535 smartphone from his utility belt with his left claw and prepares to take an insult Christmas photo of the shattered Elric family with it. "Can you move in a little?" The Lightning asked offscreen as his smartphone's camera screen shows the Elric family, with tears in their eyes, move the right to be in the picture frame. "Say Santa Claus!" The Lightning said offscreen mockingly. "Santa Claus…" The Elric family muttered in sadness as The Lightning takes their tear-filled sad picture with a brief, white flash before the insult photo was taken. "Aww…Your last Christmas!" The Lightning sighed mockingly as he puts his smartphone back in his utility belt with his right hand. "This Christmas feels like the very last Christmas! The last Christmas is this Christmas!" The Lightning began to sing mockingly as he sadistically dances like Mickey Mouse during the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse's Hotdog Dance while a photorealistic donkey appears on the screen, making donkey noises as The Lightning laughs louder. "'Cause it feels like the last Christmas to you! HAAAAHHHAAHHAAA!" The Lightning laughed hysterically as he turns around and comically spanks his butt, laughing even louder and crazily. "Fuck you, Lightning…YOU RUINED THE HOLIDAYS!"

Edward growled sadly as he puts his head down, starting to cry hysterically with his family. "I still want you to have this…" Edward muttered with his head down as he grabs a medium-sized aqua green present box with pink ribbons from behind him with his left hand, resulting in The Lightning to stop laughing and comically spanking his butt. "What-What's this?" The Lightning asked remorsefully as he takes his Christmas present from Edward with both hands. "A present…" Edward muttered offscreen as The Lightning raises his eyes in confusion. "I made it for you so you wouldn't feel naughty when…SANTA CAME!" Edward bellowed sadly as he briefly lifts his tear-filled Wing welcome…" Edward sobbed as he and his family leave the living room to mourn over their ruined Christmas while crying violently with all their heads down as a remorseful Lightning watches his archenemies leave in total sadness, then sadly lightning teleports back to The Lightning Wing with Pre-Power Rangers Ninja Storm sound effects.

The Lightning's Bedroom, The Lightning Wing - December 24, 1999 8:09 AM/The Lightning Wing - December 24, 1999 8:09 PM

Back in The Lightning's Bedroom, The Lightning, surrounded by other peoples' Christmas presents and the things he stole last night, looks at his present with guilt and sadness. "Edward? He made me a present?" The Lightning asked himself as he starts to laugh mockingly again. "Ha! It's probably an automail arm, or a fake Philosopher's Stone! Ha!" The Lightning taunted as he looks up with an arrogant smile. "Or…Pfft! HIS FAVORITE UNDERPANTS!" The Lightning chuckled like a hillbilly, but when he opens the present that Edward made for him, he saw in amazement and love, an unruined, uninjured Big Baby doll from Toy Story 3! "Wha…?" The Lightning asked slightly in amazement offscreen with a close up of the baby doll. "Why, he looks like a baby doll…" The Lightning said as he looks at the baby doll with a warm smile. "And-He's even got my name on his pendant!" The Lightning continued as he happily notices his name written on the baby doll's heart-shaped pendant. "What's this?" The Lightning gasped as he presses the baby doll's pendant, which made the latter singing The Lightning's heroic version of Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star! "Twinkle, twinkle, Lightning star, How I wonder what you are, Up above the world so high, Like a diamond in the sky, Twinkle, twinkle Lightning star, How I wonder what you are." Big Baby sang as this happily "Wow!" The Lightning. "This is the greatest gift I have ever gotten!" The Lightning sobbed warmly as he hugs Big Baby with pure love and happiness while shedding acid tears of joy, which luckily didn't touch Big Baby. "Oh, I feel like a...I feel like a...I feel like a..."

The Lightning muttered as the photorealistic donkey appears on the screen and makes donkey noises again. "Jackass! What have I done to poor Edward!?" The Lightning asked loudly as he plans to undo his senseless attack on Christmas, then notices twelve other present boxes magically popping out of his present box with twinkly sparkles as they land on the hands of The She-Lightning, Lightna, Piggy, Skull, Lightningmodo, Kingpin, Agent Bishop, Diva, Kagetane Hiroku, Arthur Lucifer, Bill Sykes and Kent Mansley, amazing them as well. The She-Lightning opened her present, it was a pair of bigger Lightning Daggers! Lightna opened her present, it was a pair of more powerful rocket boots! Piggy opened his present, it was a platinum collar with The Lightning insignia on it! Skull opened his present, it was a nuclear laser cannon! Lightningmodo opened his present, it was a pair of longer mannequin arms! Kingpin opened his present, it was a crime lord cane made from all the jewels and elements in the world! Agent Bishop opened his present, it was a Battle For New Orleans U.S. Soldier dagger! Diva opened her present, it was a neon 19th Century queen dress! Kagetane Hiroku opened his present it was a new mask with eye holes! Arthur Lucifer opened his present, it was a modernized painting of the Mona Lisa! Bill Sykes opened his present, it was an electric cigar! Kent Mansley opened his present, it was an electric smoking pipe! All of the villains are now happily feeling the true Christmas spirit for the first time in their lives as they shed tears of joy while hugging their presents. Then The Lightning thought of something he hadn't before. "Maybe Christmas…" The Lightning thought out loud as the screen zooms into him warmly looking down at his present that his archenemy made him. "Doesn't come from a store…Maybe Christmas…Perhaps…Means a little bit more…" The Lightning finished quietly as he warmly smiles with joy and good with his Xenomorph teeth turning into human teeth and his New Batman Adventures Bane eyes turn light blue with joy and happiness, making The She-Lightning, Lightna, Piggy, Skull, Lightningmodo, Kingpin, Agent Bishop, Diva, Kagetane Hiroku, Arthur Lucifer, Bill Sykes and Kent Mansley warmly smile with smiles of joy and happiness as well.

The Elric Household, Resembool, Amestris – December 25, 1999 8:13 AM

Back at the Elric family's ice and snow-covered house, Edward and company cry violently in their pillows in their bedrooms after The Lightning ruined their Christmas, but Edward received a telepathical call from the The Mustang family, Havoc family, Armstrong family, Chang family, Brosh family, Hughes family, Curtis family, Bradley family, LeCoulte family and Breda family, starting with the Mustang family. "Edward, guys, we want to let you know that we were attacked by killer Christmas toys as well, I was attacked by a living, pyromaniac demon claw, Riza was attacked by a demon shiba inu, Mahasa was attacked by a miniature, demon yeti and Jennifer was attacked by a killer American Girl doll." Roy said offscreen as the Havoc family is next to tell Edward what attacked them on Christmas. "Edward, I was attacked by a scorpion-like demon muffler, Maria was attacked by ant-like demon money and Martin was attacked by killer racecar toys." Jean said offscreen as the Armstrong family is next to tell Edward what attacked them on Christmas. "Edward, I was attacked by ant-like demon money, Olivier was attacked by muscular circular saw, Catherine was attacked by living, chomping demonic magazines, my father was attacked by killer gym supplies and my mother was attacked by a living, chomping demonic manual." Alexander said offscreen as the Xing family is next to tell Edward what attacked them on Christmas. "Edward, I was attacked by demon Panda and Xiao was attacked by killer bamboo vines." Mei said offscreen as the Brosh family is next to tell Edward what attacked them on Christmas. "Edward, I was attacked by a living, security system virus and Lan Fan was attacked by a demon imposter of the late Ling Yao." Denny said offscreen as the Hughes' family is next to tell Edward what attacked them on Christmas. "Edward, both me and Elicia were attacked by an imposter of my late husband." Gracia said offscreen as the Curtis' family is next to tell Edward what attacked them on Christmas. "Edward, both me and Izumi were attacked by ant-like demon money." Sig said offscreen as the Bradley family is next to tell Edward what attacked them on Christmas. "Edward, I was attacked by ant-like demon money and Selim was attacked by a demon cobra." Mrs. Bradley said offscreen as the LeCoulte family is next to tell Edward what attacked them on Christmas. "Edward, I was attacked by ant-like demon money and Satella was attacked by a demon baby." Ridel said offscreen as the Breda family is the next and last to tell Edward what attacked them on Christmas. "Edward, I was attacked by ant-like demon money and Rebecca was attacked by living, laser blasting weapons." Heymans said offscreen as this prompted Edward to rally his friends and family to save Christmas. Edward heads upstairs to the master bedroom, covers his blood-covered bite wound with some gauze bandages and changes into his winter red jacket, black shirt, white gloves and belt.

The Mustang Family Household, Central City, Amestris – December 25, 1999 8:15 AM

At the Mustang family's ice and snow-covered house, Roy and Riza head upstairs to the master bedroom and change into their state military uniforms.

The Havoc Family Household, Central City, Amestris – December 25, 1999 8:17 AM

At the Havoc family's ice and snow-covered house, Jean and Maria head upstairs and change into their state military uniforms.

The Armstrong Family Household, Central City, Amestris – December 25, 1999 8:19 AM

Alexander and Olivier head upstairs to the master bedroom and change into their state military uniforms.

The Brosh Family Household, Central City, Amestris – December 25, 1999 8:21 AM

At the Brosh family's ice and snow-covered house, Denny heads upstairs to the master bedroom and changes into his state military uniform.

The Breda Family Household, Central City, Amestris – December 25, 1999 5:22 PM

At the Breda family's ice and snow-covered house, Heymans heads upstairs to the master bedroom and changes into his state military uniform.

The Elric Household, Resembool, Amestris – December 25, 1999 8:13 AM

Back at the Elric family's ice and snow-covered house, Winry, Maes, Trisha Jr., Rosie, Alphonse and Trisha, in their winter clothes head over to Edward, who is standing next to an abandoned yacht he found near the rivers within the Resembool Woods and get ready to go until Roy, Riza, Mahasa, Jennifer, Jean, Maria, Martin, Alexander, Olivier, Catherine, Philip, Mrs. Armstrong, Mei, Xiao, Denny, Lan Fan, Gracia, Elicia, Sig, Izumi, Mrs. Bradley, Selim, Ridel, Satella, Heymans and Rebecca, who are all in their winter clothes, head to the yacht to join the Elrics to save Christmas. Once our heroes entered their yacht, they buckle up and head to the Resembool Woods Riverbank to float their way to the North Pole via wheels bellow the yacht, with Edward driving the yacht.

The Resembool Woods Riverbank, Resembool Woods, Resembool, Amestris – December 25, 1999 8:15 AM/

At the ice and snow-covered Resembool Woods Riverbank near the Elric Household, our heroes deactivate the yacht's wheels and enter the riverbank to float their way to the North Pole.

The Lightning Wing - December 25, 1999 8:17 AM

On top of Lightning Wing, The Lightning, with both hands, is carrying a Santa-sized sack filled with all the six billion Christmas present boxes that Santa was going to deliver. Once The Lightning made it to the Christmas decorated Lightning Mobile, The She-Lightning, who is dressed like Mrs. Claus, Ligthna, Piggy, Skull, Lightningmodo, Kingpin, Agent Bishop, Diva, Kagetane Hiroku, Arthur Lucifer, Bill Sykes, Kent Mansley and every L-Bot, who are all dressed like elves, are waiting for him in The Lightning Mobile! Since Krampus broke away from The Lightning to ruin Christmas by himself! As The She-Lightning, Ligthna, Piggy and Skull are sitting in the front seat while Lightningmodo, Kingpin, Agent Bishop, Diva, Kagetane Hiroku, Arthur Lucifer, Bill Sykes, Kent Mansley and every L-Bot are sitting in the back seat! Then he and the other villains finally take off for the North Pole the old-fashioned way to save Christmas too as they disappear into the clouds while buckling their seatbelts! All while a split screen is showing Edward and The Lightning's determined faces!

Will our heroes and their enemies save Christmas before Krampus steals it alone? Find out in Have A Fullmetal Christmas!