A Fullmetal Christmas

by 1942

After receiving nothing but coal for Christmas and 3,401st birthday, an angry and betrayed Lightning plans to impersonate Santa and steal all the presents in the world for himself! He then summons Krampus to help him steal Christmas! Edward, his family and friends have to save Christmas from The Lightning and Krampus before Christmas is over!

3. Have A Fullmetal Christmas!

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A Fullmetal Christmas Chapter 3 – Have A Fullmetal Christmas!

NOTE #1: Every kind of fighting move, especially punching and kicking, have Pre-Power Rangers Ninja Storm fighting move sound effects.

The North Pole, Arctic - December 25, 1999 8:21 AM/Santa's Workshop, The North Pole, Arctic - December 25, 1999 8:21 AM/The Reindeer Pen, The North Pole, Arctic - December 25, 1999 8:21 AM

Back at the North Pole, Edward, Winry, Maes, Trisha Jr., Rosie, Roy, Riza, Mahasa, Jennifer, Jean, Maria, Martin, Alexander, Olivier, Catherine, Philip, Mrs. Armstrong, Mei, Xiao, Denny, Lan Fan, Gracia, Elicia, Sig, Izumi, Mrs. Bradley, Selim, Ridel, Satella, Heymans and Rebecca finally made it to Santa's workshop as they steadily land unnoticed. "Wow! I can't believe this! Santa's house!" Edward sighed in amazement as he, Winry, Maes, Trisha Jr., Rosie, Roy, Riza, Mahasa, Jennifer, Jean, Maria, Martin, Alexander, Olivier, Catherine, Philip, Mrs. Armstrong, Mei, Xiao, Denny, Lan Fan, Gracia, Elicia, Sig, Izumi, Mrs. Bradley, Selim, Ridel, Satella, Heymans and Rebecca look around for an unnoticed entrance into the workshop. "This is cool!" Winry said as she, Edward, Maes, Trisha Jr., Rosie, Roy, Riza, Mahasa, Jennifer, Jean, Maria, Martin, Alexander, Olivier, Catherine, Philip, Mrs. Armstrong, Mei, Xiao, Denny, Lan Fan, Gracia, Elicia, Sig, Izumi, Mrs. Bradley, Selim, Ridel, Satella, Heymans and Rebecca notice a small hole in the front of Santa's workshop since its front entrance was blocked by snow and ice. "Cool!? It's freezing!" Roy complained as he, Edward, Winry, Maes, Trisha Jr., Rosie, Roy, Riza, Mahasa, Jennifer, Jean, Maria, Martin, Alexander, Olivier, Catherine, Philip, Mrs. Armstrong, Mei, Xiao, Denny, Lan Fan, Gracia, Elicia, Sig, Izumi, Mrs. Bradley, Selim, Ridel, Satella, Heymans and Rebecca head towards the small hole in the workshop. "Ssh…We gotta be real quiet…" Edward whispered as he, Winry, Maes, Trisha Jr., Rosie, who is carried by Winry, Roy, Riza, Mahasa, Jennifer, Jean, Maria, Martin, Alexander, Olivier, Catherine, Philip, Mrs. Armstrong, Mei, Xiao, Denny, Lan Fan, Gracia, Elicia, Sig, Izumi, Mrs. Bradley, Selim, Ridel, Satella, Heymans and Rebecca tip-toe to the hole. Once our heroes made it to the hole, Edward peeks through it and is baffled to see that the workshop is completely empty and pitch black. "The place is deserted." Edward said as our other heroes are as baffled as he is. "We've gotta find a way in!" A familiar voice called as our heroes see Den, who snuck into the yacht, running over to tell them they have to find a way to enter the workshop, with Black Hayate and Xiao, who also snuck in, asleep in the yacht. "DEN! WHY DID YOU, BLACK HAYATE AND XIAO FOLLOW US HERE!?"

Winry asked loudly. "We followed you because we want to help you save Christmas!" Den replied as Black Hayate and Xiao hop out of the yacht and runs over to reunite with Den and our other heroes, all while Edward thought of a way to get in. "I think we can go in if we make this small hole bigger." Edward said. "Right!" Winry, Maes, Trisha Jr., Roy, Riza, Mahasa, Jennifer, Jean, Maria, Martin, Alexander, Olivier, Catherine, Philip, Mrs. Armstrong, Mei, Xiao, Denny, Lan Fan, Gracia, Elicia, Sig, Izumi, Mrs. Bradley, Selim, Ridel, Satella, Heymans and Rebecca replied as they nod. "Goo!" Rosie replied as she nods as well. Our heroes make the hole bigger by tearing apart with their hands. "Guys…In here…" Edward said as he, Winry, Maes, Trisha Jr., Rosie, Roy, Riza, Mahasa, Jennifer, Jean, Maria, Martin, Alexander, Olivier, Catherine, Philip, Mrs. Armstrong, Mei, Xiao, Denny, Lan Fan, Gracia, Elicia, Sig, Izumi, Mrs. Bradley, Selim, Ridel, Satella, Heymans and Rebecca enter the pitch-black workshop with ease. "Mommy! I'm scared! It's too dark here!" Trisha Jr. cried as the screen turns black once our heroes enter the workshop. "Leave it to me." Roy replied as he uses his mega flame alchemy from his right thumb as a flashlight, cheering Trisha Jr. up. As Edward, Winry, Maes, Trisha Jr., Rosie, Roy, Riza, Mahasa, Jennifer, Jean, Maria, Martin, Alexander, Olivier, Catherine, Philip, Mrs. Armstrong, Mei, Xiao, Denny, Lan Fan, Gracia, Elicia, Sig, Izumi, Mrs. Bradley, Selim, Ridel, Satella, Heymans and Rebecca go deeper into the workshop, they hear coughing coming from the cellar, so they go check it out, but the door was locked! Edward activates his blade arm and slices the lock as well as knocking down the whole door. "Santa, Mrs. Claus and their elves are down here…" Edward said as he, Winry, Maes, Trisha Jr., Rosie, Roy, Riza, Mahasa, Jennifer, Jean, Maria, Martin, Alexander, Olivier, Catherine, Philip, Mrs. Armstrong, Mei, Xiao, Denny, Lan Fan, Gracia, Elicia, Sig, Izumi, Mrs. Bradley, Selim, Ridel, Satella, Heymans and Rebecca quietly walk down to the cellar. When they made it there, they are horrified his see Santa, Mrs. Claus and the elves losing their immortality as the latters age rapidly, to which Edward heads over to the aging Santa, Mrs. Claus and elves. "Santa…We've came to save you and Christmas…" Edward whispered. "We could sure use it…" Santa whispered weakly as our heroes gently carry Santa, his wife and elves upstairs to the workshop's den, then set them on the couch near the fireplace. "Santa! What did Lightning do to you!?" Edward asked with worriedness. "The Lightning broke into our workshop, locked me, my wife and elves in the cellar, and he locked up the reindeer by electrifying their pen's entrance." Santa answered wearily as he begins to fade, making Edward shed tears. "SANTA! DON'T LEAVE US! EVER SINCE YOU WERE GRANTED IMMORTALITY YOU'VE BROUGHT JOY AND LOVE INTO OUR HEARTS!"

Edward growled as he sobs while putting his head down, with our other heroes doing the same thing. "Don't sob, my friends…There's still hope…" Santa muttered. "There is?" Edward said as he lifts his head up, with our other heroes doing the same thing. "Yes, you must defeat The Lightning and Krampus before Christmas is over…Otherwise me, my wife and our elves will fade away forever…" Santa muttered. "We won't let that happen, Santa!" Edward exclaimed as he and the others stop sobbing and head back to their yacht via the hole they came into. Once outside, Edward and company remembered to free the reindeer, so they head to the reindeer pen to free the reindeer. When they made it to the pen, they are also horrified to see the rapidly starving reindeer dying. "Don't worry, we'll have you out of here in a second!" Edward said as he uses his hands to yank out the electrified pen entrance and tosses it into the snow, but this almost cost him his life because he was briefly electrocuted by it. "Thank you, boy!" Rudolph cheered as his nose glows while he, Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, and Olive burst through the workshop's ice and snow-covered front entrance to stay with Santa, Mrs. Claus and the elves. With the captive Santa, Mrs. Clause, elves and reindeer freed, Edward, Winry, Maes, Trisha Jr., Rosie, Roy, Riza, Mahasa, Jennifer, Jean, Maria, Martin, Alexander, Olivier, Catherine, Philip, Mrs. Armstrong, Mei, Xiao, Denny, Lan Fan, Gracia, Elicia, Sig, Izumi, Mrs. Bradley, Selim, Ridel, Satella, Heymans and Rebecca head to the yacht after Edward senses that Krampus is near the Big Ed Tower, along with The Lightning, The She-Lightning, Ligthna, Piggy, Skull, Lightningmodo, Kingpin, Agent Bishop, Diva, Kagetane Hiroku, Arthur Lucifer, Bill Sykes, Kent Mansley and every L-Bot heading there, but don't know that they're trying to save Christmas as well, so our heroes hop back into the yacht and float their way to the Big Ed Tower to save Christmas.

The Big Ed Tower, Central City, Amestris – December 25, 1999 8:25 AM

In front of the ice and snow-covered Big Ed Tower, every world leader, lead by Mrs. Bradley, with Selim and a Christmas tree the size of Chicago behind her. "Well ladies and gentlemen of the world." Mrs. Bradley started as she is on a small podium banner attached to the podium in front of the front entrance of the Big Ed Tower, announcing The Lightning's senseless attack on Christmas using a built-in microphone in a custom-made podium, with all the people of the world taking pictures. "I stand before you once again to…Denounce the global chaos that The Lightning has inflicted on our Christmas…It's got to stop…And it will stop!" Mrs. Bradley continued. "Now are world is falling apart…In a season when it should be coming together! This is the Christmas season! It should be a time of healing! And I tell you that not only as an official…But as a mother…" Mrs. Bradley finished as she and the others notice a giant, red Christmas present box with green ribbons the size of a pickup truck moving on its own near the tower. "Great idea." Bill Clinton said quietly in Mrs. Bradley's left ear. "Not mine." Mrs. Bradley replied as Der Klown, Nutcracker, Perchta, Tik-Tok and Teddy Klaue from 2015's Krampus pop out of the giant Christmas present box with cartoon boing sound effects and Christmas confetti, land on the tree, then, along with the tree, start to tear everything apart and attacking all the people there, making them run away and scream in fear, all while Krampus is heard laughing offscreen. Near a closed toy store, Tik-Tok uses his laser vision to burn the toys inside the store, which where stuffed animals of a big, light brown teddy bear, a plush hippo, plushes of Raphael and Donatello from TMNT and a gray rabbit plush wearing a red bow and red dress, which also set nearby people on fire as they scream in agonizing pain until crumpling to charred pieces. Then without warning, The Lightning, The She-Lightning, Ligthna, Piggy, Skull, Lightningmodo, Kingpin, Agent Bishop, Diva, Kagetane Hiroku, Arthur Lucifer, Bill Sykes, Kent Mansley and every L-Bot, inside The Lightning Mobile, with The Lightning driving it, rush to the scene and run over and kill Der Klown, Nutcracker, Perchta, Tik-Tok and Teddy Klaue with a single blow, angering Krampus as he leaps from the destroyed Christmas tree with Pre-Power Rangers Ninja Storm sound effects until landing on his feet. "You're making a terrible mistake, Lightning!" Krampus roared as The Lightning, The She-Lightning, Ligthna, Piggy, Skull, Lightningmodo, Kingpin, Agent Bishop, Diva, Kagetane Hiroku, Arthur Lucifer, Bill Sykes, Kent Mansley and every L-Bot hop out of The Lightning Mobile to confront Krampus. "Now it's time to light the tree…KRAMPUS STYLE!"

Krampus roared maniacally as he pushes the red button of a multi-color remote with his left hand, which resulted in millinillions of enraged Asian Giant Hornets buzzing out of the lit tree and sting and kill as many people as they can, causing the latters to run away in fear while screaming in agonizing pain, prompting Krampus to laugh maniacally as a quarter of all the people there are stung to death. Feeling a bit hungry, The Lightning uses his frog tongue to catch and eat all the Asian Giant Hornets, to which he did and burped blue flames afterwards, prompting Krampus to teleport to the North Pole. Then Edward, Winry, Maes, Trisha Jr., Rosie, Roy, Riza, Mahasa, Jennifer, Jean, Maria, Martin, Alexander, Olivier, Catherine, Philip, Mrs. Armstrong, Mei, Xiao, Denny, Lan Fan, Gracia, Elicia, Sig, Izumi, Mrs. Bradley, Selim, Ridel, Satella, Heymans and Rebecca arrive to the scene, only to find that The Lightning and his allies already saved the city via wheels bellow the yacht. "LIGHTNING! WE'VE COME TO DEFEAT YOU AND KRAMPUS TO SAVE CHRISTMAS!" Edward roared as he points at The Lightning, The She-Lightning, Ligthna, Piggy, Skull, Lightningmodo, Kingpin, Agent Bishop, Diva, Kagetane Hiroku, Arthur Lucifer, Bill Sykes, Kent Mansley and every L-Bot with his right index finger. "EDWARD! LISTEN! I'M TRYING TO SAVE CHRISTMAS AS WELL!" The lightning replied loudly. "What?" Edward asked in confusion. "Edward, ever since you've given me this wonderful baby doll, it made me realize that Christmas doesn't come from a store and that it means a little bit more!" The Lightning replied as he shows Big Baby to Edward, who finally understood that The Lightning is trying to save Christmas as well. "Really? You mean you'll help us save Christmas?" Edward asked. "Yup!" The Lightning answered as he nods, then Edward senses Krampus' presence back at the North Pole. "Lightning, we have to go back to the North Pole! Krampus is trying to kill Santa!" Edward said. "Then we have no time to waste!" The Lightning replied as he, The Lightning, The She-Lightning, Ligthna, Piggy, Skull, Lightningmodo, Kingpin, Agent Bishop, Diva, Kagetane Hiroku, Arthur Lucifer, Bill Sykes, Kent Mansley and every L-Bot hop back into The Lightning Mobile, prompting Edward, Winry, Maes, Trisha Jr., Rosie, Roy, Riza, Mahasa, Jennifer, Jean, Maria, Martin, Alexander, Olivier, Catherine, Philip, Mrs. Armstrong, Mei, Xiao, Denny, Lan Fan, Gracia, Elicia, Sig, Izumi, Mrs. Bradley, Selim, Ridel, Satella, Heymans and Rebecca to hop back in their yacht as both them and their enemies race to the North Pole again.

The North Pole, Arctic - December 25, 1999 8:21 AM/Santa's Workshop, The North Pole, Arctic - December 25, 1999 8:21 AM/The Reindeer Pen, The North Pole, Arctic - December 25, 1999 8:21 AM

Back at the North Pole, Santa, Mrs. Claus, their elves and reindeer continue to fade away from The Lightning's attack on Christmas, outside, Krampus is creepily tip-toes to the opened front entrance and when he got there, he growls hysterically as he pounces into the workshop. "Krampus…It has been a long time…" Santa muttered mockingly as Krampus' claws extend. "SANTA! ONCE I GET RID OF YOU! I'LL RENAME CHRISTMAS KRAMPUS!" Krampus roared as he laughs evilly. "They'll NEVER be a holiday about you…" Mrs. Claus muttered as this made Krampus angrier as his eyes glow black. "SHUT IT, BITCH!" Krampus snarled. "FOR CENTURIES YOU'VE WRONGFULLY BROUGHT JOY AND LOVE INTO THE WORLD! I SHOULD BE THE SANTA CLAUS! ME! NOT YOU! ME! AND NOW THAT YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED, I WILL BE THE NEW SANTA CLAUS! HHHAAAAHHHAA!" Krampus cackled evilly as he prepares to kill Santa, Mrs. Clause, the elves and reindeer with his extended left claw. "MERRY KRAMPUS! YOU FAT FUCKER!" Krampus roared as he tries to kill Santa, Mrs. Clause, the elves and reindeer with his extended left claw, but Edward's blade blaster blocked it just in time, with only his blade blaster being shown. "KRAMPUS! WE WON'T LET YOU DESTROY CHRISTMAS!" Edward roared as he charges at Krampus to slice him with his blade blaster, but the latter effortlessly knocks him outside into the snow, causing Edward to grunt in pain, suffering only minor injuries. "Having had it with Krampus, The Lightning force chokes him and drags him outside while levitating him as the latter chokes in pain. Once outside, The Lightning telepathically lets go of Krampus as the latter coughs in pain. "YOU CHRISTMAS LOVING TRAITOR! I'LL FINISH YOU OFF FIRST!" Krampus roared as The Lightning looks up in the air and notices the North Star shining with sparkly twinkles, meaning he'll use it to banish Krampus back to Hell. "MERRY KRAMPUS! TRAITOR!" Krampus mocked as he charges at The Lightning. "HOW DARE YOU TREAT MY FRIENDS SO SHAMEFULLY!" The Lightning roared back as he lightning summons his Lightning Scepter with his right hand with high-pitched Pre-Power Rangers Ninja Storm lightning sound effects and sends a stroke of lightning towards the North Star and uses its good magic to send a man-sized meteor from the star itself, which crushes a terrified Krampus, sending him back to Hell, permanently as the latter screams in fear and agonizing pain in a demonic tone. After that, The Lightning goes back into the workshop with a sad face to apologize for ruining Christmas, with the latter, Mrs. Clause, the elves and reindeer back to their old selves, staring angrily at The Lightning. "Forgive me, Mr. Clause." The Lightning muttered as he sadly approaches the angry Santa. "I'm afraid I've made a terrible mess of your holiday." The Lightning said as he stops approaching Santa, Mrs. Claus, the elves and reindeer. "Bumpy sleigh ride, Lightning!?" Santa asked in outrage. "The next time you get the urge to steal Christmas I'll put you on the Permanent Naughty Plague!" Santa exclaimed angrily as he points at the Permanent Naughty Plague, which looks like the Permanent Naughty Plague from Powerpuff Girls: 'Twas The Fight Before Christmas while the screen moves to the right to show it, making The Lightning look down in shame. "But I hope there's still time!" The Lightning replied as he shrugs his shoulders with a worried and guilty face. "To fix Christmas?" Santa asked as he looks at The Lightning. "Of course there is! I'M THE ONE AND ONLY SANTA CLAUS!"

Santa exclaimed with determination as The Lightning thought of something to make up for what he did, all while Edward, Winry, Maes, Trisha Jr., Rosie, Roy, Riza, Mahasa, Jennifer, Jean, Maria, Martin, Alexander, Olivier, Catherine, Philip, Mrs. Armstrong, Mei, Xiao, Denny, Lan Fan, Gracia, Elicia, Sig, Izumi, Mrs. Bradley, Selim, Ridel, Satella, Heymans and Rebecca join in. "Santa, to make up for what I did this year, me and my friends would like to help you fix Christmas." The Lightning said as our heroes nodded with smiles of determination. "Very well, let's fix Christmas!" Santa replied happily as he, Mrs. Claus, the elves, the reindeer, our heroes and their enemies fix up Santa's workshop and reindeer pen with ease before fixing Christmas itself! After fixing the workshop and reindeer pen, Santa, Mrs. Claus and the elves are waiting for Edward, Winry, Maes, Trisha Jr., Rosie, Roy, Riza, Mahasa, Jennifer, Jean, Maria, Martin, Alexander, Olivier, Catherine, Philip, Mrs. Armstrong, Mei, Xiao, Denny, Lan Fan, Gracia, Elicia, Sig, Izumi, Mrs. Bradley, Selim, Ridel, Satella, Heymans, Rebecca, The Lightning, The She-Lightning, Ligthna, Piggy, Skull, Lightningmodo, Kingpin, Agent Bishop, Diva, Kagetane Hiroku, Arthur Lucifer, Bill Sykes, Kent Mansley and every L-Bot, who are all dressed like Santa, in Santa's sleigh! With the sack of the real presents that Santa has telepathically taken back in the back of the slay ready to be delivered throughout the world to every nice person! "Guys! What are you waiting for? Easter!?" Santa asked playfully as our heroes and the villains swiftly hop into the sleigh with smiles on their faces! Santa then briefly hopped out of his sleigh to strap Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, Rudolph and Olive into their harnesses and breechings as he takes them out from the back of the sleigh. Santa then carefully puts on the reindeers' harnesses and breechings and attaches the sleigh harness onto the front of the sleigh and attaches the sleigh harness to the reindeers' harnesses, meaning the saviors of Christmas are all ready! "ON DONNER! ON BLITZEN! ON CUPID! ON…THE REST OF YA!" Santa exclaimed as he, Mrs. Claus, the elves, reindeer, Edward, Winry, Maes, Trisha Jr., Rosie, Roy, Riza, Mahasa, Jennifer, Jean, Maria, Martin, Alexander, Olivier, Catherine, Philip, Mrs. Armstrong, Mei, Xiao, Denny, Lan Fan, Gracia, Elicia, Sig, Izumi, Mrs. Bradley, Selim, Ridel, Satella, Heymans, Rebecca, The Lightning, The She-Lightning, Ligthna, Piggy, Skull, Lightningmodo, Kingpin, Agent Bishop, Diva, Kagetane Hiroku, Arthur Lucifer, Bill Sykes, Kent Mansley and every L-Bot fly off to fix Christmas! To which they did as Santa ho-ho-hos joyfully, disappearing into the clouds while doing so, making the others laugh in joyfully!

Every House In The World Amestris – December 24, 1999 9:47 PM

As the planet Earth is seen from space, with Santa, Mrs. Claus, the elves, reindeer, Edward, Winry, Maes, Trisha Jr., Rosie, Roy, Riza, Mahasa, Jennifer, Jean, Maria, Martin, Alexander, Olivier, Catherine, Philip, Mrs. Armstrong, Mei, Xiao, Denny, Lan Fan, Gracia, Elicia, Sig, Izumi, Mrs. Bradley, Selim, Ridel, Satella, Heymans, Rebecca, The Lightning, Krampus, The She-Lightning, Ligthna, Piggy, Skull, Lightningmodo, Kingpin, Agent Bishop, Diva, Kagetane Hiroku, Arthur Lucifer, Bill Sykes, Kent Mansley, every L-Bot and the sleigh shown as an ultra-fast, twinkly streak circling the world like the electron of an atom! All while The Lightning gives back all the things he stole while Santa, Mrs. Claus, the elves, reindeer, our heroes and the other villains both deliver the real presents to every good person and extinguish the evil presents that The Lightning had delivered via alchemy!

The Elric Household, Resembool, Amestris – December 25, 1999 9:00 PM

After fixing successfully Christmas, our heroes, including the villains, Santa, Mrs. Claus, the elves and reindeer celebrate Christmas Day in the Elric family's house! They start by opening their presents. Maes opened his kid-sized present, it was the Power Rangers Lost Galaxy Terra Venture Playset, a Power Rangers Lost Galaxy Bouncy Castle and The Power Rangers Lost Galaxy Complete Series On DVD signed by all the rangers! Trisha Jr. opened her kid-sized present, it was the Barbie Beverly Hills City Playset, a Pink Barbie Poodle Toy and The Barbie Exercise DVD! Winry opened her toddler-sized present, it was The Plasma Laser Automail Arm for Edward and The Platinum Super Wrench! Trisha opened her normal-sized present, it was saddle for Robo-Corn! Alphonse opened his book-sized present, it was The Transmutation Safety Manual! Mahasa opened his normal-sized present, it was The Flaming Torch Roleplaying Pyro Armor and The Exclusive Flaming Torch Origin Story Comic! Jennifer opened her normal-sized present, it was The Talking Christmas American Girl Doll! Riza opened her transparent, dog-sized present, it was a female companion for Black Hayate named White Hayate! Roy opened his normal-sized present, it was The Mega Flame Alchemy Gauntlet! Martin opened his adult-sized present, it was The Mile-Long Hotwheels Race Track and The 1996 Mercury Sable Ride-On Car! Maria opened her wallet-sized present, it was the money to build a second floor for her café! Jean opened his kid-sized present, it was The Nitrogen Fuel Muffler for his car! Catherine opened her normal-sized present, it was Christmas Fitness Magazines! Alexander opened his wallet-sized present, it was the money to expand his gymnasium! Olivier opened her present, it was an Arnold Schwarzenegger Exercise DVD! Philip opened his kid-sized present, it was the supplies for Alexander's gymnasium expansion! Mrs. Armstrong opened her book-sized present, it was The Perfect Fitness Manual! Mei opened her transparent, mini panda-sized present, it was a female companion for Xiao named Mao! Xiao opened his adult-sized present, it was a lifetime supply of bamboo! Denny opened his remote-sized present, it was The Super ADT Security System for his house! Sig opened his wallet-sized present, it was the money to expand his meat shop! Izumi opened her wallet-sized present, it was the money to expand her dojo! Selim opened his normal-sized present, it was The G.I. Joe World Playset and The Original G.I. Joe Complete Series On DVD and The Behind The Scenes Of G.I. Joe Bonus Disc! Mrs. Bradley opened her wallet-sized present, it was the money for her charity fund! Ridel opened his wallet-sized present it was the money to expand his automail shop! Heymans opened his wallet-sized present, it was the money to pay his mortgage! Rebecca opened her book-sized present, it was signatures for her weapons rights petition! Edward, Lan Fan, Elicia, Gracia and Satella didn't receive any presents because what they asked for doesn't come in a box! Ling's smiling ghost comes to visit Lan Fan! Maes Hughes' smiling ghost comes to visit Elicia and Gracia! Satella feels healthier so she can keep her baby safe! As for Edward, all he asked for was for Santa to bring joy and happiness to his family, friends and every good person in the world! Which touched the others as they have a group hug! After respectfully splitting their group hug, our heroes, including the ghosts of Ling Yao and Maes Hughes, head to the dining room to eat their Christmas feast! In the dining room, he, he himself, The Lightning, carved their Christmas goose as he puts a carved piece of it on Trisha Jr.'s plate, then she puts it on the floor to give to Piggy. "Welcome, Christmas. Bring your cheer, cheer to all good people far and near as Piggy pants happily, wiggling his tail while Trisha Jr. pats his head, then waits for a goose carving of her own. Christmas Day is in our grasp so long as so long as we have hands to clasp as The Lightning carves the goose again and puts it on Trisha Jr.'s second plate. Christmas Day will always be just as long as we have we as the screen zooms out to show our heroes and the villains enjoying the rest of their feast with warm smiles on their faces! Welcome, Christmas while we stand, heart to heart and hand in hand as the screen fades to show it zooming out of the Elric family's ice and snow-covered house while it snows a lot but gently.

The End

[[The screen is black and the white end credits move up, with Where Are You, Christmas? By Faith Hill being played.]]

Vic Mignogna as Edward Elric

Caitlin Glass as Winry Rockbell Elric

Aaron Dismuke as Alphonse Elric

Lydia Mackay as Trisha Elric

Pierce Gagnon as Maes Elric/Mahasa Mustang/Martin Havoc

Alyvia Alyn Lind as Trisha Elric Jr./Rosie Elric/Jennifer Mustang

Eddie Murphy as Den

Travis Willingham as Roy Mustang

Colleen Clinkenbeard as Riza Hawkeye Mustang

Mike McFarland as Jean Havoc

Meredith McCoy as Maria Ross Havoc

Christopher Sabat as Alexander Louis Armstrong/Philip Gargantos Armstrong

Stephanie Young as Olivier Mira Armstrong

Kate Bornemann-Oxley as Catherine Elle Armstrong

Clarine Harp as Mrs. Armstrong

Monica Rial as Mei Chang

Tia Ballard as Xiao-Mei

Jim Foronda as Denny Brosh

Trina Nishimura as Lan Fan

Lauren Goode as Gracia Hughes

Tierney Titus as Elicia Hughes

Bob Carter as Sig Curtis

Christine Auten as Izumi Curtis

Dana Schultes as Mrs. Bradley

Zarah Little as Selim Bradley

Christopher Bevins as Ridel LeCoulte

Susan Huber as Satella LeCoulte

Josh Berry as Heymans Breda

Jamie Marchi as Rebecca Catalina

David Warner as The Lightning

Helen Mirren as The She-Lightning

Tara Strong as Lightna

Patrick Stewart as Piggy

Richard Epcar as Skull

Tracey Walter as Lightningmodo

Roscoe Lee Browne as Kingpin

David Zen Mansley as Agent Bishop

Kari Wahlgren as Diva

Jay Hickman as Kagetane Hiroku

Dave Wittenberg as Arthur Lucifer

Robert Loggia as Bill Sykes

Christopher McDonald as Kent Mansley

Pat Hingle as Santa Claus/Krampus

Joan Rivers as Mrs. Claus

Carl Banas as Elf Bernard

Kathleen Barr as Rudolph

Bill Clinton as himself