Me: Yo, I am here to hereby inform you that this will be a comedy!

Victoria: Yay! And I'm gonna meet Danny sempai!

Me and Danny: What. The. Fuck.

Victoria: And I'll use the attract ability! And win!

Me: Dammit Victoria! Stop using Pokémon terms! And you aren't in the story till the sorting hat!

Victoria: FUCK!

Sam: Watch your language, you three!

Danny, Victoria, and Me: NO!

Me: *sets Hitler on fire* Fuck yeah! Let the story begin! And be a Slytherin!

It was a typical Wednesday summer afternoon, and the seventeen year olds Danny, Tucker, and Sam were at the video arcade playing Doomed. They finally got the seventh silver key to the apocalypse and won the game. They high-fived one another when Danny's ghost sense went off. They heard screams outside. They ran towards the scream to see a new ghost going up to everyone and asking them where Phantom was, until it saw the trio. It flew right up to them and hit them with a ray before they could react. It took a minute to realize what the ray was, as they were shrinking in size, clothes doing the same. They were turned into eleven year olds! In front of a bunch of people! The ghost smiled at its work. Danny glared at it and ran into an alley. He transformed into his alter ego, Danny Phantom, which was now eleven years old. His hazmat suit sized itself to fit the boy's now eleven year old body. He phased through the ground and phased back up right under the ghost, punching it in the gut. The halfa's eyes were flaring. Sam and Tucker, on the other hand were still frozen in shock, or at least that is what it seemed to be. Their eyes were going through a series of colors at lightning speed. Danny noticed this. And it was then when he realized that he has a strange fuzzy feeling, as if weight was lifted off of him. He turned to the ghost. "What did you do to my friends and I? Besides turning us into eleven year olds."

The ghost looked at him, confused. "I simply turned you three into children using the gem of youth. Similar to the fountain of youth. Nothing else. Although, the gem is also known for lifting curses on people, young Phantom. Perhaps you were cursed."

"And what about them?"

"Probably when the curse was lifted, your energy went through them? Your energy is strong after all. And it became stronger after I used the gem on you."

"Okay, that must be weird for them. Now, please tell that the effects of the gems aren't permanent. I don't want to go through puberty again!"

"On the contrary, the gem made you permanently eleven. You'll never grow up."

"WHAT?!"

"Calm down, Phantom. I did this out of respect. I don't think you should be going to Hogwarts as a young adult!" The ghost covered his own mouth.

"Hogwarts? What is Hogwarts?"

"I probably shouldn't have said that. Well, anyways, I'm not going to tell you anything more. You'll find out in a matter of time."

"What type of ghost are you?"

"I'm the ghost of destiny and hope and youth."

"Oh."

Just then, Sam and Tucker recovered from Danny's energy wavelength. They looked at each other and screamed. They looked up at Danny.

"Danny, why are we kids now?!" Sam asked. Danny pointed at the ghost.

"Why did you turn us into kids, man?! That's so not cool!" Tucker complained.

"You'll find out in time." And with that, the ghost disappeared. Danny flew out of sight, transformed back to normal, and ran to where his friends were.

"We need to tell our parents what happened." He told them. They nodded and separated.

*At Sam's house*

"Mom! Dad! Something happened to Danny, Tucker, and I!" Sam shouted. Her parents ran down the stairs, saw her, and gasped.

"Sweetie, who did this to you?!" Mr. Manson asked.

"A ghost did. It also got Danny, Tucker, and Phantom."

"It what?!" Mr. Manson exclaimed.

"That's impossible! Phantom is impossible to touch!" Mrs. Manson said.

"Well, it hit him with the ray when he had his guard down. I saw."

"Poor baby. We'll make sure that the government puts into the files about this. That way you can still get a job and go to college!" Mrs. Manson assured.

"Thanks." Was all Sam could say.

*At Tucker's*

"Mom! Dad! A ghost turned Danny, Sam, and I into eleven year old kids!" Tucker shouted. His parents came into the room.

"We know. It's on the news." His mom told him.

"I can't believe it's permanent! And President Obama is coming to give all four of you a pass for all countries that says you are forever in the bodies of eleven year olds and much older and should be given respect! You and your friends are gonna be in history, my boy! Aren't you glad?!" His dad said, full of excitement.

"Wait, he's coming now?!"

"Yes, he is!"

"Sweet! I have to tell the others!"

*At Danny's*

"Mom! Dad! I have something I need to tell y-"

"Son! We heard what happened! Are you okay?! Are there any side effects?! Where did the ghost go?" His dad, Jack Fenton boasted.

"Wow. News travels fast. Well. my answers, in order, are yes, no, and I have no idea." Danny replied.

"Danny, you and your friends are famous now! Kids with eternal youth! Aren't you happy?!"

"Um, I don't really care. I just want to go to bed."

"But you can't! The President will be here in two hours!"

"What?!"

"And you must be awake when he's here!"

Great. Now what's next? Wands and pixies? Danny thought sarcastically. Little did he know how right he was.

Me: Fuck yeah! Now they're eleven year olds for life!

Victoria: I wonder how Unkie Vlad will react!

Me: Pure shock no doubt!

Danny: Yeah, ikr?!

Sam: He'll probably use this as an excuse to come here, you know.

Danny: So the fuck what? That gives us a chance to prank him!

Sam: Danny Phantom! You are not going to prank someone stronger than you!

Danny: We know he won't kill me, so what's the problem? Vlad and I have had prank wars for years!

Sam: Screw this, I'm out. See ya!

I hope the story was good! And funny enough for ya! But of course, this is only the TIP of the iceberg! Please review and subscribe!