Me: It's a new year!
Dani: A time to cheer!
Danny: Why am I here?
Me: Cause we're setting fire to beer.
Dani: With a big boom!
Me: It'll send Baldymort to his doom!
Danny woke up to Cujo licking his face. He laughed. "Morning, Cujo. You hungry?" The puppy barked happily. "I take that as a yes." The young halfa crawled out of bed and dressed himself. Before he left, there was a note on his dresser. He opened it.
Good Morning Danny,
Heed these words today, my boy. They will do you good.
When the silver river
Is drained dry
Trust your secret
To those that cry
Only then will
The pure not die.
May time be with you,
Clockwork
Danny shoved the note in his pocket and then he and Cujo went down to the great hall and sat next to Sam at the Ravenclaw table. "Hey, Sam."
"Oh, hey Danny. How'd you sleep?"
"Good, you?"
"Great. Do you have your phone on you by any chance?"
"Yeah, why?"
"Because I have a feeling that Tucker stayed up late and isn't going to wake up on his own."
"Oh. Well, I doubt that he will wake up from a phone call, so I'll spook him up." Danny smirked as he created an invisible duplicate.
"I can't wait to see his face when he comes down."
"Me too." A few minutes later, Tucker came to them and sat down, elbowing Danny in the gut.
" Don't scare me like that, man. It's not funny."
"No promises!" Danny laughed. A Ravenclaw looked at them.
"This is the first time I've ever seen a Gryffindor and Slytherin get along."
Danny and Tucker snorted. Sam rolled her eyes. "They've known each other since they were four. Besides, in America, we aren't as racist. We don't really care about house competitions, as they're virtually irrelevant and tedious to actually learning things."
"I wish it were like that here." The Ravenclaw said. Danny smiled.
"Don't we all."
Soon after, Danny and Tucker went to their first class of the day. It was a flying class(screw movie order). They looked at each other and smirked. "This will be easy." Danny whispered. Tucker nodded.
"Heck yeah it will. Especially with our summer practice!" The boys started cracking up. Just then, Draco walked up to them.
"What's so funny?"
Danny looked at him. "This class is. Who needs flying lessons nowadays?!"
"Yeah, especially when we got YouTube!" Tucker added. The two of them started laughing again and completely confused Draco.
"What is this YouTube?"
"It's a website with videos dude!"
"What are videos?"
Danny and Tucker gave the pureblood a horrified look. "What are you?! From the sixteen hundreds?!"
Draco stepped back. "No, of course not!"
Just then, the teacher arrived. "Good morning, class."
"Good morning!" The class replied.
"Alrighty then, welcome to your first flying lesson. Well, what are you waiting for? Go to the left side of your broomstick, then raise your right hand over the broomstick and say up."
While everyone else started to do as told, Ron getting hit in the face with his and everyone laughing, Danny and Tucker looked at each other with mischievous grins. They then went to the right side of their broomsticks and used their left hands to summon their brooms up. The teacher noticed and rolled her eyes. Americans. She then told the class to mount their broomsticks, which they did. "Alright, I want you to hold onto your brooms steadily, kick your feet hard off the ground, hover over for a moment, and then come back down. At my whistle, ready? One, two!" She blew the whistle and Neville's broom started flying out of control. Danny and Tucker looked at each other and nodded. Danny created an invisible duplicate that saved Neville as he fell off the broom (You guys seen the movie, or at least I hope you did. Because I'm not explaining that scene over, no matter how funny it is.) from getting severely injured, only allowing one broken wrist so no one suspected anything. The teacher ran up to the Gryffindor just as Danny called his duplicate back. When the teacher finds that Neville has a broken wrist, she heads him off to the Hospital Wing, warning the other students not to use their brooms while she was gone. Draco picked up the Remembrall that Neville dropped and turned to his friends.
"Did you see his? Maybe if the fat lubber gave this a squeeze, he would remember to fall on his fat ass!"
While many other students laughed, Harry glared and walked up to the blonde pure blood. "Give it here Malfoy!"
Draco turned to the boy who lived. "No. I think I'll leave somewhere for Longbottom to find!" Draco said smugly, flying off on his broom. "How about on the roof?" While up ten feet, he looked down. "What's the matter, Potter? A bit beyond your reach?"
Harry began mounting his broom when Hermione went up to him. "Harry, no way! You heard what Madam Hooch said! Besides, you don't even know how to fly-" Harry didn't listen, and instead chased after Draco. She sighed. "What an idiot."
Danny smirked. "Don't worry, Hermione. If one of them gets in trouble or is in risk of getting hurt, I'll make sure to prevent it!" He winked. Tucker snickered.
They looked up to see Harry at Draco's level. "Give it here Malfoy, or I'll knock you off your broom!"
"Is that so?" Draco questioned as Harry attacked. The Slytherin swiftly dodged. "Have it your way, then!"
The moment Draco threw the Remembrall, Harry became tense and chased it at high speed. Danny looked at Hermione then mounted his broom and chased after Harry to make sure the boy didn't fall off. He didn't. "Great, no need for an explanation on peers turning up splattered on the ground! Even if I was going to blame Peeves."
Harry just shrugged. "Let's go back before we get in trouble."
"Kay." As they fly back, Danny grabs a megaphone out of nowhere and shouts through it, "AND WITH THAT, THE BATTER RECEIVED HIS FIRST STRIKE! TWO MORE OF THIS RECEIVER'S AMAZING CATCHING, AND HE'LL BE OUT!" All the muggleborns laughed at Danny's baseball reference, and even Harry made a small smirk. As they landed, however, Professor Minerva McGonagall came walking up to them. "Harry Potter! Danny Fenton! Follow me!"
Danny looked at Harry and whispered, "Or maybe I can still use Peeves in my excuse for us."
Harry nodded and they followed the teacher. After a few twists and turns in the hallways, they reached a classroom and she stopped them. "Wait here." She walked in the classroom up at Quirrell. "Professor Quirrell, excuse me. Could I borrow Oliver Wood for a moment please?
Quirrell looked at her. "Y-y-yes!"
Danny heard the teacher stutter from the hallway, thanks to his super hearing, and snorted just as the teacher came back with another student. "Potter. Fenton. This is Oliver Wood." She turned to Oliver. "Wood, I found you a seeker!" She told him, gesturing towards Harry. Danny raised an eyebrow.
"If he's getting some form of promotion, and neither of us aren't here to be lectured, then why am I here?"
"Because I need you to run an errand for me." McGonagall answered.
"Oh." Guess Peeves isn't needed as my scapegoat.
Harry was sent on his way, and Minerva brought Danny to her office. Danny yawned. "So, uh, what do you need me for?"
"I know that you have certain abilities that most students do not have. And I know that you can deal with dangerous magical creatures with ease."
Danny was shocked. "How do you know?"
"I overheard some ghosts talking about it. Something about you communicating in different languages and your body being immune to physical attacks?"
Oh, so she doesn't know that I'm half ghost. "Yeah, what about them?"
"I asked Dumbledore if you could ask a few creatures in the Dark Forest, due to your skills, about the unicorn killings, and he agreed. Yet of course, you will need someone to be your bodyguard."
"No need. I have Cujo." Danny stated. He then made a whistling sound. Seconds later, a small puppy came in. Danny looked at him. "Cujo, jjgfiugg httssfd"
At the command, Cujo enlarged his form. The teacher was startled. "How in the?"
"Cujo here is a size shifter, and he only listens to me for some reason, so he was given to me."
"Oh. Alright then, however, I want you to take this with you." She handed him a gem. "This will ward off any dark beings in the forest. But it will only activate when you tap your wand onto it, so keep your wand on handy. You will go after classes and you eat some form of meal."
"Yes ma'am."
"Good, now you best be off!"
Danny nodded and left, Cujo back to his puppy size and following. As they trotted along to Danny's next class, Sir Nicholas saw them. "Sir Danny! How are you?"
"Hey, Sir Nicholas! I'm great. I just got a mission for tonight and Harry became seeker for his broom skills."
"Ah, he's the Gryffindor seeker? Marvelous!"
Danny shrugged. "Hopefully he survives. Well anyway, I've got to go to class. Astronomy to be more precise."
"Of course, well, see you tomorrow!"
"See ya!" Danny ran to class. Cujo decided to go for a fly, so he didn't follow. When he arrived, the teacher scowled.
"You're late."
"I was called to McGonagall's office, sorry."
"Just go sit down." She sighed. Danny complied, sitting next to Sam, who was in the back.
"Hey." He whispered. Sam smiled.
"Hey."
"What did I miss?"
"Just the rules of class. Nothing important."
"Gotcha'."
"Ready to show off?"
"Ready to show off."
The teacher started class. After lecturing about the basics of the solar system, she asked, "Could anyone tell me about the sun's formation?"
Danny's hand shot right up. The teacher sighed. "Mr. Fenton."
"Well, many theories insist that the sun, as well as the rest of the solar system, formed from a giant, rotating cloud of gas and dust known as the solar nebula. As the nebula collapsed because of its gravity, it spun faster and flattened into a disk. Most of the material was pulled toward the center to form the sun. The sun itself is mostly hydrogen and helium, however, it also has traces of lithium and beryllium. About fifteen percent I believe."
The teacher was shocked. Not only did Danny answer the question correctly, but he even added extra information that she didn't even ask for! "C-correct."
Many other students stared at him like they just seen Tesla create fluorescent lights. Nobody made this strict teacher stutter before! And what he said sounded completely alien to them. Danny simply smirked. It's expected from a kid my age to know that. Yet again, they all think I'm eleven! When I'm seventeen! This is hilarious!
The class was let off for the rest of the period due to Danny and his advanced knowledge about astronomy. Heck, he even earned his house a few points. After Muggle Studies, which he and Tucker secretly goofed off in, and History of Magic, which Danny and Tucker were surprised about a ghost teaching the class but didn't really care too much as they were goofing off in that class too; Danny and Tucker met up with Sam at her table and ate lunch. When Danny finished, he told his friends that he had to do something that he'd tell them about later and left. He whistled for Cujo to come, and soon enough, both of them were at the entrance to the dark forest. Danny looked down at the ghost puppy. "You ready, boy?"
The puppy barked in reply. Danny turned off the cloaking device on Cujo's collar and they walked in. After a few hours, they sat down on a log. The forest seemed calm for supposedly being extremely dangerous. Danny let out a big sigh. "This place looks safe to me. Maybe it gets more dangerous at night though. After all, Wulf did mention something like that." Just then, an arrow flew right past his head. "Holy shit!" He exclaimed, turning to see an elf. "The fuck was that for?!" He shouted, in elf, at the elf. The elf rose an eyebrow.
"You speak elf?"
"Well, yeah. I speak many languages. But don't avoid the question. Why did you attack me? I'm here to help solve the unicorn crisis."
"You? A kid? Man, Dumbledore really has gone mad!"
Danny glared at her, eyes flashing green. "Haha, very funny."
The elf stared at him, disturbed. "You aren't human, are you?"
"Not exactly."
"Wait a minute, you're the half ghost who defeated the ghost king!"
"Yeah, and I'm a wizard."
"Come with me. I know exactly where the rest of the magical creature council is discussing the matter."
Danny and Cujo complied. Within minutes they arrived at their destination. At the sight of the boy, the council laughed. A centaur looked down at Danny."What are you doing here child? Surely you know that the forest is forbidden for stu-"
"I'm not your average wizard, sir. I'm a halfa."
"You're the ghost hybrid?"
"One of them. Though I did beat Pariah. Anyway, what's going on with the unicorns? McGonagall told me that they needed help."
"Well, they are being hunted by a dark figure that we believe to be The One Who Must Not Be Named."
"The fuck is someone hunting innocent unicorns for? Don't they realize the consequences of killing something as pure as that?!"
"They must if they are hunting unicorns for their blood."
Danny's stomach turned. "That's messed up! Where is this fucker?! He needs to learn a lesson, Phantom style!"
"We don't know. But we believe that he's hiding in your school. Try looking for-"
"Anyone suspicious, I know." Danny cut off. "Anything else I should know?"
"I believe he's after the Philosopher's Stone."
Danny nodded and wrote everything down in a small notebook and left, promising to help with the problem any way he can (Cujo's disguise turned back on). When he was walking around inside the school, he heard a kid shout, "Harry, you didn't tell me your father was a seeker too!"
Danny went to the sound to see Harry, Ron, and Hermione in time to hear Harry say, "I-I didn't know."
"You didn't know your dad played Quidditch?"
The golden trio jumped and turned. "You've got to stop doing that!" Ron complained.
"Don't worry. At least I'm not haunting you like a ghost." Danny smirked.
"I doubt you could even if you wanted to."
"I wouldn't bet on that if I were you, Ron." Danny warned. "You will lose if you do."
"So, what did Professor McGonagall need you for?" Harry asked.
"Oh, just some paper issues. I had to help her with bringing a few things to Dumbledore."
"Oh."
Hermione wasn't convinced. "Oh really? What were these things?"
"Files, Hermione. Files." Danny spelt out, rolling his eyes.
"On what?"
"American student transfer."
"So if I ask Profess-"
"Oh my g-zone, yes! Stop pestering me about something so tedious!" Danny defended, eyes flashing toxic green. The golden trio backed up.
"W-why did your eyes flash green?!" Ron stuttered. Danny mentally facepalmed
Shit. Damn my eyes flashing every time I get angry! "Um, what?"
"Your eyes flashed green. Why?"
Danny shrugged, pretending not to know. He yawned to make them think he was tired. "Dunno. Anyway, I'm going to go back to my dorm. See you three tomorrow." With that, Danny ran out of the area, Cujo following. He found his way to McGonagall's office. "Professor, I have information about the crisis."
Minerva looked up from her desk. "Why thank you Danny!" She read the notes he wrote. She changed from calm to worried. "Oh my. I hope that their suspicions are incorrect. I'd hate to have to evacuate the school."
"Yeah, that would be embarrassing. The safest school intruded by fallen dark wizard."
"Well, thank you again for informing me of the situation. I'll tell Dumbledore of your findings." She hands his notebook back to him. "Now, you should head to your dorm. It's past cerfew."
"Yes ma'am." He turned to leave.
"Oh, and Danny? Five points will be given to your house for helping."
"No thanks, Professor. I'm simply helping a teacher who asked for it. Besides, it would be nice to see a different house win the house cup this year." And with that, the young halfa left. The teacher sighed.
"That one sure is a mystery, no doubt about it."
Danny smirked in the hallway, hearing every word. Of course I'm a mystery! And it's going to stay like that!
Me: *holding sparkle bazooka* Hey Baldymort!
Voldemort, now Baldymort: Insignificant child! You shall pay for your insult! Avada ka-
Me: *shoots him in face with sparkle bazooka* Fuck off!
Baldymort: *chokes on sparkles and permanently loses ability to speak, so he flips me off*
Me: Danny! Dani!
Danny and Dani: *look up from Call of Duty* Yeah?
Me: Go all banshee on this fucker!
Danny and Dani: *smirk* Gladly! *they transform into their alter egos and use their Ghostly Wails on Baldymort*
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