I Will Not

by IAspireToSleep

We all know and love the Haikyu universe. And we all know that if given the chance, we would most definitely wreck (playful) havoc upon the volleyball teams. Come and read, dear Reader, of the drama you have caused, much to the chagrin or amusement of the Karasuno volleyball team.

2. Chapter 2

Karasuno High School Referral Form

Student: (Reader's Name)

Class: 2-3

Reason for Referral: Harassment

Statement of Apology: I will not follow Hinata Shoyo around while holding a marshmallow on a stick and claim that I am making s'mores. It was rude of me to claim that by following Hinata, I will be able to roast my marshmallow because he is the sun.

I will also not run and hide from faculty members when they try to take my marshmallow from me. It took valuable learning time from my fellow students and was a nuisance to my teachers. And when asked about my actions, I will not attempt to blame Hinata for burning my marshmallow. I will not blame Hinata for burning my marshmallow because it is obvious to everyone that I was currently eating the said marshmallow at the time.

Also, Takeda-sensei said I should not blame other people for my actions. I will apologize to Hinata tomorrow and to my classmates who had to suffer through my antics.

I will not do this again.

My marshmallow was totally burnt.

Student Signature: Reader's Name

Advisor's Signature: Takeda-Sensei