I Will Not

by IAspireToSleep

We all know and love the Haikyu universe. And we all know that if given the chance, we would most definitely wreck (playful) havoc upon the volleyball teams. Come and read, dear Reader, of the drama you have caused, much to the chagrin or amusement of the Karasuno volleyball team.

3. Chapter 3

Karasuno High School Referral Form

Student: (Reader's Name)

Class: 2-3

Reason for Referral: Harassment

Statement of apology: I will not use my position as the boys' volleyball team's scout to sneak into Nekoma's gym while Nekoma's team is out greeting Karasuno's volleyball team and release the cats I've lured onto the gym floor. I will not do this and sneak back to join the teams before they come into the gym. I will also not fake innocence when the teams find the cats spread through the gym and pouncing on volleyballs.

'Well, this sure is a CAT-asthrophe', is not the appropriate response when I get caught. I will no longer make puns while on any other school's grounds.

I will formally apologize to Nekoma's volleyball team and Nekoma's advisory board. My actions embarrassed Karasuno and the volleyball team. I will repay Nekoma for the damage the feral cats caused and will do menial tasks around both schools until both advisory boards agree I've done my time.

I will not use any more cats in my schemes. They bite.

Student Signature: Reader's Name

Advisor's Signature: Takeda-Sensei