I Will Not

by IAspireToSleep

We all know and love the Haikyu universe. And we all know that if given the chance, we would most definitely wreck (playful) havoc upon the volleyball teams. Come and read, dear Reader, of the drama you have caused, much to the chagrin or amusement of the Karasuno volleyball team.

4. Chapter 4

Karasuno High School Referral Form

Student: (Reader's Name)

Class: 2-3

Reason for Referral: Damage to personal property

Description and statement of apology: I will not steal Tsukishima Kei's glasses and run off with them to 'destroy' them. I will not lock myself in the arts and crafts room with Tsukki's glasses and attach cardboard dinosaurs to the rims. I will not put those shiny blinking lights – y'know, the ones that have their own batteries? And kind of look like magnets? Yeah, those – on the dinosaur glasses.

I was good this time and gave them back. On my own. I am not to shove said glasses on Tsukki's face and scream that 'it's time to disco like the dinos'. I will not begin to spasm – which is apparently what my dancing looks like to my uneducated peers – and periodically yell 'holla back, now'.

This was inappropriate and I destroyed a fellow classmate's personal property. I also called him Tsukki. Which is apparently unacceptable for me to do? So I have to apologize for that too, I guess. And I have to pay for the replacement glasses.

Whatever. Tsukki, er...Tsukishima looked secretly happy.

I still have extra blinky lights.

The disco lives on.

Student Signature: Reader's Name

Advisor's Signature: Takeda-Sensei

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AN: Hey guys! Thanks for reading my sad little drabbles . Just wanted to say hi, and thanks. Also, if you have any ideas or whatever, feel free to leave a comment or shoot me a message.

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I'm going to awkwardly leave now.

Bye.