I Will Not

by IAspireToSleep

We all know and love the Haikyu universe. And we all know that if given the chance, we would most definitely wreck (playful) havoc upon the volleyball teams. Come and read, dear Reader, of the drama you have caused, much to the chagrin or amusement of the Karasuno volleyball team.

6. Chapter 6

Karasuno High School Referral Form

Student: (Reader's Name)

Class: 2-3

Reason for Referral: Confusion? Is that okay to put? Confusion? Whatever.

Description of Actions and Statement of Apology: When the Karasuno volleyball team and Nekoma volleyball team get together for volleyball training, I will not use my obscure knowledge of American TV shows to deflect questions. More accurately, I will not respond to any questions Daichi (or anyone else) has with quotes from 'The Tick'.

Not only did I confuse everyone with my off-topic comments, but when Daichi scolds me for not making any sense, I will not continue to quote the Tick by saying "Who can deny the snazzy of that? Are you denying the snazzy of that?"

This was unacceptable behavior. I will no longer be allowed to quote 'The Tick' even if he is 'my one true role model'. If I quote the Tick, I will be put in detention for a week.

I didn't actually do anything to embarrass Karasuno this time. Though I did force Hinata watch the Tick for a few hours until Asahi found us.

I will have to apologize for that, I guess.

And, as the Tick would say, 'And so, may Evil beware and may Good dress warmly and eat plenty of fresh vegetables.'

Amen.

Student Signature: Reader's Name

Advisor's Signature: Takeda-Sensei

AN: Hi again *awkward wave*

Thanks for reading these… uh… special drabbles. I don't actually know what I'm doing, so I should probably stop now.

I'll write more chapters (if they can even be called that) later.

I'd like to know what you guys think, if you have any opinions or whatever. Okay, I'm done.

*ahem* SPOON!