Karasuno High School Referral Form
Student: (Reader's Name)
Class: 2-3
Reason for Referral: Misuse of Pavlov's Classical Conditioning
Description of Actions and Statement of Apology: I will not use Pavlov's Conditioning on Ryuunosuke Tanaka to 'see what would happen'. 'Just in case' is also not a reason to manipulate Tanaka. I will not use any of my classmates to help me 'test the almighty Google-senpai and its acolytes'. Before moving on, Takeda-sensei told me that I am no longer to refer to Pavlov, Einstein, Newton, or any of the other guys we study in class as Google-senpai's acolytes.
It is rude.
Anyway, I will not test Pavlov's Conditioning on Tanaka. I will not condition him to high-five me every time he gets excited about something (which is a lot. Seriously.). I should not have continued the test for weeks, even after he already showed signs that proved Pavlov to be legit.
This should not have continued, especially since the volleyball team had a game today. I will not stand next to Tanaka while talking to Nekoma's ace, Yamamoto and dodge when Tanaka whips his hand around for a high-five.
I should not have laughed when Tanaka's hand hit Yamamoto's face. It was inappropriate.
I will apologize to Yamamoto and the Karasuno volleyball team for messing with the laws of nature. Pavlov was correct. I will not do this again. I will also apologize to Tanaka. I'll buy him some food, so we'll be cool.
That is all.
One day, Pavlov, I will return and prove you wrong.
One day.
Student Signature: Reader's Name
Advisor's Signature: Takeda-Sensei