I Will Not

by IAspireToSleep

We all know and love the Haikyu universe. And we all know that if given the chance, we would most definitely wreck (playful) havoc upon the volleyball teams. Come and read, dear Reader, of the drama you have caused, much to the chagrin or amusement of the Karasuno volleyball team.

9. Chapter 9

Karasuno High School Referral Form

Student: (Reader's Name)

Class: 2-3

Reason for Referral: Unauthorized use of school equipment and harassment of teammates

Description of Actions and Statement of Apology: I will not 'borrow' the spare janitor keys to the school to sneak in the building early. I will not transport the teacher's desks from the school classrooms into the gym before early morning volleyball practice. I will not arrange the desks so that they form a 'super fort of victory' and hide inside with an artillery of volleyballs. I will not wait until the team gets to the gym and then pelt them with volleyballs when they try to 'enter my domain'.

I will not try to claim Kageyama's title of 'King of the Court' because I managed to hit him with one of my volleyballs, and 'ended his reign of terror'.

My shenanigans not only produced some bruises, but also caused classes to be delayed because the teachers were lacking their desks. I should be very, very ashamed. I will apologize to the school at the next assembly and will be given extra homework for, like, a month. I will also be required to apologize to my teammates and make this up to them.

Takeda-sensei says that it is important that I recognize that I am not the ruler of the gym, nor do I have any control over school property and equipment.

Blasphemy.

Student Signature: THE KING OF THE COURT

Advisor's Signature: Takeda-Sensei