I Will Not

by IAspireToSleep

We all know and love the Haikyu universe. And we all know that if given the chance, we would most definitely wreck (playful) havoc upon the volleyball teams. Come and read, dear Reader, of the drama you have caused, much to the chagrin or amusement of the Karasuno volleyball team.

12. Chapter 12

Karasuno High School Referral Form

Student: (Reader's Name)

Class: 2-3

Reason for Referral: Overexcitement.

Description of Actions and Statement of Apology: I will not become overexcited because of Halloween and take it out on the substitute teacher. I will not wear a ghost costume under my school uniform. I will not go into my math class and give the (very old) substitute teacher a heart attack. More specifically, when a fellow classmate mentions a ghost story involving the school, I will not jump out of my seat and screech, "It's my time to shine!" and rip off my uniform to reveal my costume. I will not do this then run past the substitute, who apparently hadn't heard me yelp, and shout 'BOO!' before running out of the classroom.

I will not hide in a locker until the ambulances arrive. I will not try to distract the paramedics from getting to their destination (I totally thought they were fake).

It turns out that the sub was old. And her heart was bad. And I kind of caused her to go into cardiac arrest with my stunt.

So I'm not doing that again.

I was wearing clothes underneath my costume, thank you. So that was good.

Ah, Takeda-sensei just informed me that the sub isn't going to sue. Also good. Oh? It seems that I will be… crud. I will be assigned extra homework in all my classes until the principal is happy.

Which is never. I'm going to die here.

So anyway, October is off to a great start.

You could almost say it will be a 'sBOOky' month.

Ha ha.

Ha.

Student Signature: Reader's Name

Advisor's Signature: Takeda-Sensei

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AN: SOOOOOO sorry about the lapse between updates. Thank you Guest who reviewed my story, you prompted me to actually sit down and write. Hopefully next time you do laugh. I will have done my job then. (oDo)/

I will update later. The time period won't be as long. I promise.

And the ghost costume was just a sheet with holes cut in for the eyes. Reader did have to pull the top of the costume over her head when she revealed it. It wasn't just like she wore the sheet over her head the entire day. That would be kinda funny, actually.

And the old substitute had a heart attack because she was old and surprised.

I felt I should clarify.
Okay, buh-bye.