I Will Not

by IAspireToSleep

We all know and love the Haikyu universe. And we all know that if given the chance, we would most definitely wreck (playful) havoc upon the volleyball teams. Come and read, dear Reader, of the drama you have caused, much to the chagrin or amusement of the Karasuno volleyball team.

14. Chapter 14

Karasuno High School Referral Form

Student: (Reader's Name)

Class: 2-3

Reason for Referral: Harassing teammate

Description of Actions and Statement of Apology: I will not bring my phone to a match against Seijoh with intent to play music. I will not follow Suga around, phone at ready, and play the 'My mama don't like you, and she likes everyone' verse from Love Yourself whenever Suga passes Oikawa. I will not fake innocence in order to remain in the gym.

When our team somehow scores with Suga's help, I will not cue up the recorded verse on my phone and blast it through the gym's loudspeakers. This was an inappropriate use of the gym and equipment. I embarrassed my school and my team.

I will no longer be allowed to bring my phone to matches. I will be forced to clean the gym for two weeks as penance for my sins.

I will also not whistle the tune from 'Love Yourself' whenever I happen to see Oikawa. Or Suga, who is a bit exasperated with me at the moment.

Which is a shame, since Suga-mama likes everyone.

Student Signature: Reader's Name

Advisor's Signature: Takeda-Sensei

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AN: So sorry for getting off track in the last few chapters. Kinda went brain dead.

I blame trig.

Anyway, thank you cggpuppy for calling me out on that. It was very much appreciated.

But oh, I feel so ashamed. My deepest apologies. So I hope this chapter is much better and you guys love it.

This is for you cggpuppy.