I Will Not

by IAspireToSleep

We all know and love the Haikyu universe. And we all know that if given the chance, we would most definitely wreck (playful) havoc upon the volleyball teams. Come and read, dear Reader, of the drama you have caused, much to the chagrin or amusement of the Karasuno volleyball team.

16. Chapter 16

Karasuno High School Referral Form

Name: (Name)

Class: 2-3

Reason for Referral: Inappropriate use of my talents

Description of Actions and Statement of Apology: I will not use my scouting agent skills to observe my teammates in their natural habitat. I will not follow them home and make note of where they keep the spare keys to the said homes. I will not then store the information away to be used for nefarious deeds. Namely, I will not sneak into their homes and eat their food when my house runs out of delicious things to eat. I will not eat my teammates food and claim it was for the good of the team.

This was an inappropriate use of my sneak habits and interfered with my team's personal life. When being reprimanded, it is not appropriate to defend myself by suggesting that my teammates "do not have a personal life". It was rude and probably offensive.

Upon being reprimanded for interrupting the original reprimand, I will not be allowed to call Coach Ukai to bail me out of detention. Coach Ukai does not count as a family member.

I will apologize to my teammates and restore all of the food items I have taken from them.

I have shamed myself with these actions.

Blah blah blah other apologetic terms I must write blah blah.

Student Signature: (Name)

Advisor Signature: Takeda-Sensei