I Will Not

by IAspireToSleep

We all know and love the Haikyu universe. And we all know that if given the chance, we would most definitely wreck (playful) havoc upon the volleyball teams. Come and read, dear Reader, of the drama you have caused, much to the chagrin or amusement of the Karasuno volleyball team.

19. Chapter 19

Karasuno High School Referral Form

Name: (Name)

Class: 2-3

Reason for Referral: Disturbing practice

Description of Actions and Statement of Apology: I will not use my connections to the underworld – which happens to be full of pompoms and excited teenage girls – to 'disrupt' practice. I will not hire the legion of cheerleaders to go to a match against Fukurodani and sit quietly among the bleachers. Well, that is actually okay, maybe? No? No. Takeda-sensei says that I am not to hire people to sit in the stands. That comes off wrong. Anyway, I will not have the cheerleaders on hand for when Nishinoya Yuu uses his rolling thunder technique. Because I will not have hired the cheerleaders, I most definitely will not have instructed them to do one of those fancy cheer routines whenever Noya does his stunts.

This was distracting and rather uncalled for (Not my words). My actions not only sidetracked the team, but they excited Bokuto who had to be calmed by Akaashi. That was not intended.

I will apologize to both teams, cut my ties to whoever supplied me with cheerleaders for hire, and apologize a lot to Akaashi in particular. That was a mistake. Also, I get homework from both classes and volleyball. Apparently if I 'have enough time to find, hire and instruct a group of cheerleaders, I can do my mathematics/ conduct in-depth analysis of Seijoh's new practice techniques – instructions especially from Coach Ukai.

This is cruel and unusual punishment.

Since I am not actually bound to this contract until the Vice Principal files it away, I still have time. I will stop contracting cheerleaders to help me with my duties of raising team morale, but I have a few hours.

I think I'll pay Coach Ukai a visit.

Student Signature: (Name)

Advisor Signature: Takeda-Sensei

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AN: Yaay another chapter!

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Okay, shout out to that one follower who suggested I do one about Noya! I was trying to find the notification I got, but failed. Shout out to you, random follower! No, actually, if you read this please message me, I'd like to shout out in the right direction.

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