(Name) bounced on her toes. Today was the day! Or maybe not, but it would still be a day! Peering around a corner, (Name) spotted him. He had no idea he was being watched. Perfect.

'Senpai?' A voice called out behind her.

Like the good senpai she was, (Name) tore her eyes away from HIM and turned toward her underclassman. Kageyama's forehead scrunched up as he tried to figure out why (Name) would be loitering behind a corner in the third-year hallway.

'What are you doing here?'

(Name) smiled and threw a glance over her shoulder before turning back to Kageyama. 'Nothing special. Just watching.'

Kageyama leaned over trying to find what had caught (Name's) attention. It was no secret that the poor fool who had caught her eye would soon find himself in some sort of trouble. There were third-years moving in and about the hallways since the last class had just gotten out, but none that seemed super interesting. Then again, what did he know about how (Name's) mind worked?

(Name) yelped and pulled Kageyama back by the collar. 'What are you doing?! He'll see us!'

She peered back out into the hallway. Okay, he didn't seem to have noticed. This is fine. It's fine. Looking back at Kageyama, (Name) scrutinized him. 'Why are you here anyway?'

'Oh,' Kageyama held up a hand holding a packet. 'Takeda-sensei wanted me to give this to Daichi before practice started.'

'Wouldn't it just easier to give it to him in the gym?'

Kageyama stammered 'I-I got it at lunch.'

'Then why wait so long?' (Name) grinned, fully aware that Kageyama had no idea she was teasing him.

'S-stupid Hinata wouldn't stop asking me what it was. As if I knew, dumba-' Kageyama's insult faltered when (Name) put a finger to his lips.

'Shh. This is a sacred place. None shall defy it with their blasphemous words' (Name) winked at a very bewildered Kageyama . A slammed locker brought her attention back to the hallway.

Whipping her head back, (Name) searched for HIM in the semi-crowded hallway. Erk, he's leaving! And without going to his locker? No!

Thinking quickly, (Name) turned back to Kageyama. 'Let's help each other!'

'Eh?'

'You need to give that to Daichi and I need him to open his locker!'

'You need Daichi to…. open his locker?'

'Yes! No! Not Daichi!' Flustered, (Name) could only point at her target. Kageyama's gaze followed her finger.

'Sugawara-san?' Kageyama's confusion tripled threefold.

'Yes!' (Name) exclaimed. 'You give him the packet-thingy to give to Daichi and…oh! Ask him for a pen! That'll work.'

'Is this going to backfire on me?' Kageyama gave (Name) a doubtful look.

'Probably.'

Kageyama looked between Suga's retreating back and the packet in his hand. Should he? No, (Name's) plan would probably end up getting him in trouble. If he got detention, he wouldn't be able to play volleyball!

'Kageyama.'

A hand was placed on Kageyama's shoulder. He looked down at (Name's) serious face.

'I'll give you money for some milk boxes.'

That was all he needed.

'Suga-san!'

'Huh, I wonder what it is.' Suga looked curiously at the packet Kageyama had handed him. Suga had just been leaving for the gym when Kageyama called out for him.

'Senpai, could you, um, bring a pen? For the, uh, papers?' Kageyama stumbled over his request. He had told Suga about the packet, his mission, blah blah blah without mentioning (Name) or her mysterious interest.

'Sure!' Suga smiled brightly. He headed back to his locker, talking over his shoulder. 'I was just going to bring my books with me to the gym, since I have to stop by Saito-sensei's room and I didn't want to be late for practice, but this works well too.'

Kageyama looked toward the corner (Name) hid behind. She gestured for him to keep up with Sugawara. Maybe this hadn't been such a good idea…

'Um, senpai, if you have to talk to a teacher, then…'

Suga laughed, 'It's fine, it's fine. I had a question, but it can wait until tomorrow.' He unlocked his locker and started to open it.

'Wait!' Kageyama called out, but it was too late. Suga had swung the door open. Cringing, Kageyama waited for whatever (Name) had planted to explode out of the locker.

'Kageyama-kun? Are you all right?' Suga questioned.

Looking around, Kageyama saw that nothing had exploded or escaped from Suga's locker. Weird, did it not go off? It failed? Glancing behind him, Kageyama caught a glimpse of (Name's) triumphant smirk before she disappeared.

What?

Kageyama looked back toward Suga, who was holding a pen and completely undamaged.

'You didn't…get anything?' Kageyama was trying to figure out what had (or hadn't) happened, but he couldn't quite understand.

'Get something?' Suga repeated, looking confused. 'Are you feeling okay? Oh, are you sick?'

Kageyama shook his head. Suga stared at him a little longer then began to close the locker. Kageyama's mind spun. Maybe (Name's) prank had been for him? Take a few years off his life?

'Oh, what's this?'

Kageyama's reverie was disrupted by Suga's question. He shook his head, trying to clear his thoughts. To his horror, Suga was holding a bulky package.

'How did this get in there?' Suga began examining the package for clues as to its origin. 'I didn't see it earlier.'

'Senpai, no! (Name)!...' Kageyama's warning was cut off. He had revealed (Name's) involvement. Even if he did manage to get out of this unscathed, it was unlikely (Name) would give him the milk boxes. She didn't like snitches.

'(Name)?' Suga squinted at the package. 'That would explain the tag.'

'Huh?' Kageyama tried to recover his blunder. 'I-I didn't mean… I thought she was over…. there….'

Suga waved Kageyama's explanation away. 'It's kind of obvious.'

'It… is?'

'Yeah. Who else would write, "To Mommy" on it?'

Oh. Kageyama blinked. Okaaay? Suga smiled and began opening the package.

'But-'

'If I don't open it now she'll keep sending these packages until I do.' Suga explained. He tore off the wrapping and stared.

'What?' Kageyama looked over at the kit he was holding.

How to sew! Beginner's kit for kids 5-9 years of age!

The "kids 5-9 years of age" had been scribbled out, the word "Sugawara" in (Name's) distinct handwriting – which really should be described as scribbling- was squished in.

'I…don't even know where to begin.' Suga sighed.

Sensing his senpai's exasperation, Kageyama tried to be helpful and chimed in, 'At least it isn't a 2ft long yam this time.'

'Poor Yamaguchi.'

'…yeah.'

'(NAAAAME)!' Daichi roared.

Despite the danger, (Name) poked her head out from behind her hiding spot which was also known as Asahi.

'Yeees?' (Name) asked. 'What's the problem?'

'You.' Tsukishima's muffled reply came sharp and fast.

'Ouuch. That huuurts Tsukkiiii.' (Name) whined, throwing herself on the tall pile of scarves and sweaters she assumed to be Tsukishima.

It had been a few weeks since (Name) left her present in Sugawara's locker. Like the good team mother he was, Suga took the scarf kit home and made a scarf to get the ordeal over with. To his surprise, it was rather fun. So why make just one scarf? Why not make scarves for the whole team? And why just scarves? Sure the kit and supplies were for scarves, but thanks to the blessing of the gods™, well, YouTube, which is the same thing, Suga found out how to make many many many more things from yarn (which he bought. The blessing of the gods™ does not provide yarn).

So now, thanks to TeamMom™, Karasuno's male volleyball team was appropriately prepared for the winter months. A little too prepared.

The mound of clothing assumed to be Daichi stormed over to (Name).

'This cannot go on.' Daichi rumbled.

(Name) shivered. 'Scaaary Daichi!'

'Then fix it.'

'But he's so happy!' (Name) smiled and slowly began inching behind Asahi. Or Tsukishima. It was a little hard to tell.

The situation wouldn't be so bad if Suga wasn't determined to keep the team from any inkling of a cold. The layers Suga demanded everyone to put on was a daunting amount, but really, who's going to tell Suga to stop? He is TeamMom™. Going to another school for a practice match is exciting, but the sheer amount of scarves and whatever else was piled on each team member made them look like walking snowmen. Walking, jumping, blocking snowmen.

Needless to say, Sugawara must be stopped.

(Name) took a deep breath. 'I have to stop this?'

'Yes.' Kageyama growled. 'I can't punch stupid Hinata with these mittens.'

Daichi nodded 'By any means necessary.'

Karasuno High School Referral Form

Name: (Name)

Class: 2-3

Reason for Referral: Breaking and entering; destruction to school property

Description of Actions and Statement of Apology: I will not use the window of an empty classroom as an exit outside. I will not stand on the ledge of the window and move to the classroom next to me's window. I will not kick in the window and jump in the room. I am not Jackie Chan. I will not steal Sugawara Koishi's bag from him and run out of the classroom. I will not steal his sewing kit and run away with it. I will not escape to the incinerator and burn the kit. There was metal and stuff which made horrible popping noises. I will not throw any unauthorized items into any incinerator ever.

My actions were dangerous and will not be 'tolerated EVER again do you hear me missy? Lookatmewheni'mtalkingtoyoustopwritingdownwhati'msaying'. I will pay Sugawara money to buy back the stuff he lost and not give him fake money. That would be wrong. I will tell my family why they are buying a new incinerator. Unfortunately, instead of getting suspended, I will be taking three math classes and doing five hundred hours of community service.

On the upside, the team won't have to worry about getting more scarves anytime soon. According to Hinata, Suga has seen the error of his ways. We'll see how long that lasts.

Also, I will not agree to lend the volleyball team my services when they want something done. I am dangerous and should not be allowed out in society, apparently.

Student Signature: (Name)

Advisor Signature: Takeda-Sensei

Karasuno High School Referral Form

Name: (Name)

Class: 2-3

Reason for Referral: Kageyama snitching

Description of Actions and Statement of Apology: I will not be allowed to bring yams of any size into the school. I will not especially order super big yams to give to Yamaguchi. That goes against my promises on another referral.

I am filling out a referral to 'remind myself of my wrongdoings'. I will not be prosecuted because the yam has gone AWOL.

And by yam, I mean the food. Not Yamaguchi. I felt that I should specify.

Student Signature: (Name)

Advisor Signature: Takeda-Sensei

AN: Doooone! I hope you guys enjoyed reading it as much as I did writing it.

Shout out to cggpuppy for the awesome prompt! Hopefully this is acceptable to you.

Oh! I just realized, this is the 20th chapter!

I love you all; have a magical day guys.