I Will Not

by IAspireToSleep

We all know and love the Haikyu universe. And we all know that if given the chance, we would most definitely wreck (playful) havoc upon the volleyball teams. Come and read, dear Reader, of the drama you have caused, much to the chagrin or amusement of the Karasuno volleyball team.

21. Chapter 21

Name: (Name)

Class: 2-3

Reason for Referral: Dealing

Description of Actions and Statement of Apology: I will not establish myself as Karasuno's dealer. But not just any kind of dealer. The meme kind. The meme dealer. I will not be that. I will not use pictures of the volleyball team members as the base for my memes. I will not deal the memes. I will not try expand my meme dealings into other schools like Dateko Tech or Fukurodani. I will not claim to be 'living the thug life' and I will not respond to every question with finger guns.

This was inappropriate on so many levels according to various teachers who I have responded to with finger guns because I am hip. This was also not okay.

So I'll delete any memes from my phone and apologize to my teammates and give them any profits I have gathered from my illegal dealings. I will be suspended from Dateko Tech until further notice and I am to never try and sell Bokuto memes again.

I have shamed my family, myself and my school. I'll apologize and relocate my meme business to the underground school network. Which is most definitely not composed of school janitors. I mean, where would I even make those kinds of contacts? Ha ha ha. Ha. Ha.

Takeda-sensei has caught me trying to skip the most horrible part of my punishment: I will not be allowed to use finger guns on school grounds ever again.

I guess that today I learned that I am, as the kids say, '2 kool fo skool'. I'm just so rad, yo. MC(Name) out.

*finger guns*

Student Signature: (Name)

Advisor Signature: Takeda-Sensei

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AN: *finger guns*