Karasuno High School Referral Form
Name: (Name)
Class: 2-3
Reason for Referral: Hiding school property
Description of Actions and Statement of Apology: I will not replace the Karasuno volleyball team's uniforms with "Specialized Holiday Season Special Edition!" uniforms I found on the internet. I did not buy the uniforms with club money that I would have had to steal from Kiyoko-san. I have never done that. Except for that one time but never since. That you know of. Actually, I probably shouldn't have written that. How do you erase these words? The…eraser… is broken... well this isn't turning out well. Can I get a new referral form, please? No? No. Very well, I will have my vengeance on you, Takeda-Sensei.
Ah, right. Referral form. Anyway, replacing the team's uniforms with my own "atrocities" was 'childish', 'immature' and 'Waaahhh! So cool (Name)-Senpai! Kageyama, look what (Name)-senpai has!'. Karasuno's boys' volleyball team is gaining recognition from other schools and apparently we do not need elf uniforms with jangly shoes that 'spread festive fun and cheer'.
I will not buy these costumes and hide the regular ones in a location I will not specify should this fall into the wrong hands. I will not refuse to speak of the hiding place. I will not tell the vice principal that "the uniforms are safe now. Safe where no one can find them." I am not a super-secret spy and should not act as such.
But that is a referral for another day.
Student Signature: (Name)
Advisor Signature: Takeda-Sensei
AN: Hi guys! It has been a long time, huh? Sorry about that. The dog got her leg amputated and everything's been kind of muddled. Anywho, here's your Christmas season update; I figured that late's better than never, right?
I'm so good at deadlines. Praise me. No. That was sarcasm. Okkay, write soon! I mean that I will write soon. I really should just hit the backspace, but I will not. It is true, friends. I have no idea what I am doing. Bye.