I Will Not

by IAspireToSleep

We all know and love the Haikyu universe. And we all know that if given the chance, we would most definitely wreck (playful) havoc upon the volleyball teams. Come and read, dear Reader, of the drama you have caused, much to the chagrin or amusement of the Karasuno volleyball team.

23. Chapter 23

Karasuno High School Referral Form

Name: (Name)

Class: 2-3

Reason for Referral: Harassing Iwaizumi Hajime of Aoba Johsai

Description of Actions and Statement of Apology: I will not ruin a perfectly healthy volleyball scrimmage with Aoba Johsai by insulting Iwaizumi Hajime. I was actually trying to compliment him, but I guess my words came out wrong? Apparently, I am actually unable to make kind remarks.

"You are a demonic hamster" Is not what I am supposed to say to anyone, according to Suga. So, I will not liken Iwaizumi to a Zhu Zhu pet as that is wrong and rude. I would have said he was like a Furby – a dangerous foe, but I have a really bad appreciation for puns, and Iwaizumi sounded close enough to IwaiZhu Zhu in my mind…. but yeah, that actually is a stretch now that I think about it.

I am actually ashamed.

I will apologize to Iwaizumi and try to explain myself. I wonder if I can make a copy of this and mail it to him. That's explaining, right? Eh, close enough. As a final promise to myself, Takeda sensei and whoever else reads this referral form, know this:

I will never compliment another person on Seijoh's team ever again, so help me God.

Student Signature: (Name)

Advisor Signature: Takeda-Sensei

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AN: I am soooooooo sorry for the lapse between updates. Life, bruh. Life.

Still, thank you for reading this far and putting up with all the nonsense I barf onto the page. Hopefully it made you laugh. Or at least smile.

Smile! Warm up your cold, dead hearts.

Okay, I'm done.