I Will Not

by IAspireToSleep

We all know and love the Haikyu universe. And we all know that if given the chance, we would most definitely wreck (playful) havoc upon the volleyball teams. Come and read, dear Reader, of the drama you have caused, much to the chagrin or amusement of the Karasuno volleyball team.

24. Chapter 24

Karasuno High School Referral Form

Name: (Name)

Class: 2-3

Reason for Referral: Excessive use of YouTube

Description of Actions and Statement of Apology: I will not bring my handy dandy phone to a match between Karasuno and Shiratorizawa and use it during matches. More accurately, I will not have the "Get Your Head in the Game" song from High School Musical on a loop, ready to assault the ears of any and every person in the gymnasium. As I am true to my word, I did not use the gym's speakers to play the music. No, I used an app. The YouTube app.

When Karasuno's team loses a point or I feel that I've waited long enough (the time between musical bursts should never be longer than a minute. A minute and a half if you really want to push it), I will not blast the music while aggressively dancing along.

Memorizing the moves to the song is not a good use of my time, according to several sources who shall remain unnamed. I would hate to bring Daichi, Tsukishima, Takeda-sensei and Coach Ukai into this. I would never do such a thing.

But, as much as I hate to admit it, they probably are right. I do not need to loop "Get Your Head in the Game" on YouTube.

There's an app for that.

Student Signature: (Name)

Advisor Signature: Takeda-Sensei

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AN: At this point, I don't even know what I'm doing. I mean, I started out vaguely having no idea what I was doing, and it turns out that I have forgotten what the rest of my sentence was going to be.

My creative juices are low at the moment. I need more episodes. Or ideas. Anything you guys would like to see me destroy, excuse me, write about, let me know.

*finger guns*