I Will Not

by IAspireToSleep

We all know and love the Haikyu universe. And we all know that if given the chance, we would most definitely wreck (playful) havoc upon the volleyball teams. Come and read, dear Reader, of the drama you have caused, much to the chagrin or amusement of the Karasuno volleyball team.

25. Chapter 25

) Karasuno High School Referral Form

Name: (Name)

Class: 2-3

Reason for Referral: Incorrect definition of my job

Description of Actions and Statement of Apology: I will not take my job seriously. Ha, if only I could describe Coach Ukai's face when I said that. Definite meme material. But I'm getting off track.

Ahem.

I will not redefine my role as the Karasuno Volleyball Team's Talent Scout, or whatever my title is. I probably should have read the application rather than treating it like one of those user agreement thingies. It was good of me to decide on evaluating the reflexes of each team member so as to get a better understanding of their talents. What I did wrong, Takeda-sensei informs me, was how I carried it out.

Rather than using practice time to chart the 'reflexive maneuvers', I will not decide to use the element of surprise and take to randomly pelting team members with volleyballs throughout their day. That is not professional, as it made Hinata scream and Asahi cry. I will definitely not aim for the back of their heads, even though they should have a 360-degree field of awareness at any time.

I completely disregarded school rules, which apparently are all in a school handbook I did not know we had. I also threw volleyballs in crowded hallways, classrooms, the lunchroom, and just about anywhere I could be. So I abused my power, "endangered" my classmates and teammates, and disrupted the learning that was supposedly going on.

My teachers have given me extra coursework for missing class time as well as extra projects and a few detentions. I have learned many lessons today.

The most important being: they suck at deflecting balls thrown at the back of their heads.

We'll work on that.

Student Signature: (Name)

Advisor Signature: Takeda-Sensei

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AN: Hey hey! Sorry for the wait, I hit a creative wall. I need more episodes to watch.

Anywho, thank you jojo2594, for reminding me that people actually read these things and would like updates.

I got a longer referral on the way, one of the story ones.

Stay tuned, dear listeners, as next referral, we all learn how you are still the Karasuno High School Volleyball Scout.

Because I have no idea what I'm doing, but I'm probably doing it really well.